#Vanilla extract MY BELOVED

[krisseratops]

Aaaaand for @symbruary day 16: Faith, I bring all you true believers a meme of my favourite dumbass in the history of dumbassery.

[the-bouquet-of-books]

Choosing vanilla extract on every poll has me giggling and kicking my legs in the air

[little-bumblebeeee]

IMITATION??????

[workshop94]

Vanilla is the finest of the flavors and I’ll die on this hill.

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

[sleepyjellyy]

vanilla extract sweep

[blessedwithpolls]

It seems we as a society have evolved from bug races to penis polls to baking polls to statistics

[leavemetoexist]

I love her

vanilla extract girl . btw

[muffin-n-waffle]

[ismellpestilence]

He always knows what to do with the vanilla extract

[ghostlygustie]

V A N I L L A E X T R A C T

Nep makes vanilla extract cake

[themissakat]

You’ve been cooking lately, I think you should branch out into baking and make the vanilla extract cake

personally i enjoy my house not smelling like the pillsbury dough boy's asshole, so i will be skipping the vanilla extract cake