#VRISKA SHOULD WIN

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]

maybe we need to actually get vriska trending to see what happens

the poll ends in 11 hours-

US: most of the US at least will be sleeping ~7 hours from now.

UK: wakes up ~7 hours from now.

Europe/Asia/Australia: Most everyone else is more or less awake til poll ends

US tumblr users, theres potential 7 hour posting period to tag posts for fandom/vriska

[autismbrain]

the poll is at 50/50 guys PLEASE vote vriska shes literally THE tumblr woman

[radicalreliablerandomness]

Now that the polls are finished, here's another poll I need to know the answer of:

[brothfan1997]

if you asked me on the street i would tell you my favorite troll is vriska. i would swear it up and down. and in many ways it’s true! she’s certainly the best one, it’s really a toss up between her and terezi as the fundamental axis upon which homestuck spins but i have to admit? deep in my heart of hearts i know it’s karkat. i know it. but i’m not gonna say it

[therealslimshady]

This was going to be a post where I subtlety influence you to vote Vriska 2023 but then I realized what a shame it is that one of the contestants isn't a spam bot. I mean you get my vision right? The ultimate tumblr sexyman right there, litterally

[forcefemd]

miku might have been here for a long time, but the website is constructed around vriska. why do you think its this shade of blue?? tumblr is vriska incarnate

[s1ld3n4f1l]

at this point its so obvious that vriska is being botted that i think vriska should just be disqualified. sorry genuine vriska fans, she'll win a contest someday.

[frozenbluecookies]

All of my other predictions have been completely wiped out so take this with multiple salt grains, but Vriskasweep is happening now, yeah? There's nobody left who can challenge her. There's also nobody left who embodies the essence of a tumblrwoman like her. As much as I love Marceline (who is currently winning the other poll), I don't think she can win

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

FUCKIN TAKE THAT

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

got called an abuse apologist today lads :(

[oupydogcity]

my hatred of big obnoxious character polls leaving my body when i see vriska could win something

[elysiuminfra]

several character tournament polls blowing up and people suibaiting eachother over who votes for who is so funny to me like because. its tumblr polls. its jokes. who cares who wins, it’s about the voting itself. i always vote for who i think would be the funniest winner to me. and the hype is fun but its all jokes and always has been. if you try to take tumblr polls seriously you fundamentally misunderstand that it just doesn’t matter and probably put too much importance on how many people like the thing you like. and also how this website works. why does it even matter if its “fair” or not? it’s all for fun, no matter who wins and how! the real joy of tumblr polls is the journey we go on together and getting to laugh at people who get mad over fictional characters

[thefandomexpert]

i see in the water the shark fins of discourse regarding vriska’s voter fraud but u see, disco elysium fans, this is in fact incredibly in character and in the spirit of serket-ness to have caused a ruckus as such so i can only laugh

[redtailfins]

I think katya deserves to win the tumblr woman competition because she’s literally a woman created by tumblr

[thewertsearch]

EB: […] i'm not sure if i actually want to encourage you to go off fighting him… EB: because as strong as you probably are, it sounds like he is REALLY strong. EB: and even though you killed tons of people, i think i would still be pretty sad if you died. […] EB: so maybe you should just let us handle it? at least we won't fight him directly.

Well, if you actually manage to destroy the Sun, Jack will be significantly weaker, albeit still threatening.

If we can't convince Vriska to back off, maybe we can convince her to at least delay her attack. Once Jack's no longer a First Guardian, she'll be able to swoop in for a duel she could actually win.

Against Semi-Perfect Jack, I'd give her even odds - but what are the odds if she leaves now? Does she stand any chance against a Jack at the height of his power?

Well, maybe. I know I just joked about her getting annihilated, but Aradia did prove that God Tier powers work on him. Vriska's luck stealing is capable of some pretty astounding feats, but is it really enough to compensate for their enormous power differential? Luck can only take you so far, after all.

I'd give Perfect Jack a huge advantage in this fight, but a Vriska victory isn't completely out of the question, and I can see a few ways she could clinch it.

For example - what are the odds of Jack's Ring falling off?

Is it a million-to-one chance?

Is it a sixteen-million-to-one chance?

AG: You know how I said I couldn't rel8 to the attachment you have for your guardians? […] AG: Well, I guess that isn't completely true. AG: There are adult trolls who we can rel8 to, if we choose to, and if we are lucky enough to discover who they are. AG: 8ut it is not really in a familial sense, at least not socially speaking, the way you understand family. They are more like figures of legend, who are said to have more in common with us genetically than any other troll. 8ut we can never meet them of course. Only look up to them, and follow in their footsteps, 8ecause they died centuries ago.

Wait, so Mother Grubs are sitting on the same DNA for centuries?

I suppose that's why they're ancestors, rather than parents. It's a little strange that Mother Grubs hang onto the same genetic templates for so long, but this is alien biology we're talking about. Anything is possible.

Can the same genetic templates be reused multiple times, then? Can one single ancestor have multiple descendants, allowing trolls to have siblings as well as parents?

...hey, they might even have grandparents! If every troll has an ancestor, then your ancestors will have ancestors themselves, and they'd be your second-order ancestor, too.

AG: I am completely certain it is true, and I know who mine is! AG: I have 8een doing my 8est to honor her legacy for most of my life. AG: I even named my roleplaying character after her!

So this is why she’s so gung-ho about Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. Lay it on us, Vriska!

don't think about baby vriska being forced to kill don't think about baby vriska being forced to kill don't think about baby vriska being for

AG: It was 8efore I ever started gaming, or rounding up other kids to feed my lusus. AG: I was nearing the age where I would 8e expected to feed her.

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: feferi has been trying t0 c0nvince me that I'm an ai

Karkat: HUH? WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

Feferi: beachcause she's transparent? she can take over other seaople? that kind of stuff

Karkat: THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A GHOST, DIVING BELL FOR BRAINS

Aradia: thank y0u, that's what i said

Feferi: if she's a ghost, why aren't any of the other trolls turning into coasts?

Aradia: 0kay f- why d0n't we just settle this?

Aradia: tavr0s, l00k me up in the sgrub database

Tavros: yEAH, i'D LIKE TO HELP, BUT WE MAY HAVE JUST KINDA, yOU KNOW, dELETED ALL THAT STUFF FOR THE BLUE TEAM

Feferi: all of what stuff for the blues?

Tavros: tHE EVERYTHING STUFF?

Feferi: didn't i shell you not to touch anyfin?

Tavros: yES, bUT YOU ALSO TOLD US TO BREAK STUFF

Tavros: tHIS SEEMED LIKE AN EXCELLENT COMPROMISE

Aradia: alright, great, that's fantastic

Aradia: n0w i can't pr0ve her wr0ng, and i d0n't a paycheck

Aradia: fucking great, thank y0u guys

Vriska: Your ass never existed! Which means red team wins!

Vriska: Suck it, you non-existant losers >::::D !!!!!!!!

Aradia: n0b0dy gives a fuck ab0ut that

Vriska: I agree

Karkat: NO WAY, SHE'S NOT A COMPUTER

Vriska: How can we 8e sure?

Eridan: maybe wwe should ask it something only a computer wwould knoww?

Tavros: lIKE WHAT?

Eridan: wwhat's nine times eight?

Tavros, Karkat, and Vriska, in unison: SEVENTY TWO

Eridan: oh my god it's spreading