#VRISKASWEEP

[telltaletypist]

ready to go

[hariible]

STOP THE COUNT! #VRISKASWEEP

[knightobreath]

have some stickers for when you V8TE!

[psychic-pigeons]

graphic design is my passion etc.

[retroactivebakeries]

GREATER VRISKA ARCHETYPAL HYPERCOMPLEX BRACKET: ROUND 1

No explanations. No mercy.

[calware]

why you should vote for vriska in the 2023 tumblrwoman election

@lutzlig is hosting a series of polls to determine who the ultimate tumblr woman is. love her or hate her, here is why she is objectively the most fitting candidate for this title:

1. she's canonically attracted to women all throughout the homestuck series as well as transfem in pesterquest. SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!! she is without a doubt an LGBTQ icon

2. THIS IS THE HOMESTUCK WEBSITE. homestuck ABSOLUTELY dominated tumblr during its peak. homestuck is an integral facet of tumblr's early culture, don't forget your heritage. homestuck was even ranked #6 in the top webseries of tumblr in 2022, surpassing other popular media such as MBMBAM, heartstopper, WTNV, hazbin hotel, HLVRAI, sanders sides, RWBY, and TMA. we were here from the beginning and we're here to STAY. and vriska has proven that she has stood the test of time.

3. she's instantly recognizable. practically everyone who's been online during the 2010s has heard of her one way or another due to just how prevalent she is. you could even argue that she's the most recognizable homestuck character out of the entire cast.

4. she invented an entirely new genre of discourse. we all know that she's infamous for frequently starting arguments on forums so drawn-out and aggressive that they had to be locked. people still argue about her TODAY. after THIRTEEN YEARS!!! she is perfect for tumblr

5. she's an incredibly interesting and unique character. she's somehow both a protagonist and an antagonist simultaneously. you want to hate her and you want to feel bad for her and you want to see her die and you want to see her come back to life. her characterization is so complex and nuanced, she's both a victim of abuse and an abuser. she breaks all rules and expectations. you never know what she'll do next and there is nobody else quite like her

6. her personality embodies tumblr's culture perfectly. she's a nerd. she's a gamer. SHE'S WEIRD. she's an outcast. she roleplays. everyone hates her. everyone loves her. she's bold and she's brash and she'll only go down kicking and screaming and fighting until the bitter end. they've tried to kill her so many times but she always sticks around, just like our near and dear website

[mageofmindd]

VRISKA SWEEP VRISKA SWEEP COMEON FELLAS THIS IS THE FINALE WE CAN DO IT WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

[h0nk]

Omg guys can yall believe she won tumblrwoman 2023 ? <3

[poh4k03e]

She is the moment she is the spotlight she is the Thief of Light she is the Future Ultimate SexyTumblrWoman

its her world we are all just living in it ::::)

[iersei]

i support women’s rights, but more importantly, i support women’s wrongs

~

i highly suspect voter fraud in the miku vs bayonetta poll, but i respect it. at this point, girlie better win though.

[missbehavior0u0]

OBLITERATE THE OPPOSITION! VOTE FOR OUR HONOR

[telltaletypist]

OH yeah. FUUCK Vriska i hope she loses and DIES ANND EXPLODES >:)

she literally did both of those things and hasn't stopped her before

[ella-ashmore]

'vriska isnt a sexywoman' okay well this is a tumblrwoman competition not sexywoman and KATYA ISNT REAL

[hadopelagian]

Im going to be real - Bayonetta is in no way a tumblrwoman. She sure is a woman, and is indeed an internet woman, but there's nothing quintessentialy Tumblr about her. When I think Tumblr, I don't think Bayonetta, I think Vriska. The No #1 Bad Bitch. Progenitor of the Grand Vriscourse. Divider of Fandoms, Breaker of Hearts. Literally Neurodivergent and a Minor. The solution is clear..

VRISKA SWEEP 2023

[nekropsii]

Vriska Serket is so influential that there is an entire subgenre of character and entire form of discourse named after her- labels of which will genuinely get retroactively applied to things which existed years before Homestuck did. Namely Azula and Asuka. If you say a character "is a Vriska", or that there is "Vriscourse" surrounding a specific character, everyone knows exactly what the hell you're talking about immediately.

Katya, meanwhile, is entirely manufactured. Manufactured Tumblr Sexymen/Tumblr Women do not count. They have never counted. A major part of what makes a Tumblr Sexyman or a Tumblr Woman is the unexpectedness. It has to happen naturally. That is the entire point. A majority of Katya's character was a rehash of the Vriska archetype anyway. She is a collective OC spawned from an unreality-based meme that happened a few months ago, and she will be forgotten quickly.

This is Recency Bias at its finest.

Vote Vriska. She reshaped all of fandom as a concept, and this entire website, as we know it. Cowards. Her unimaginable influence cannot be understated or undercut for a bit that does not exist.

[magmafyre]

My favorite thing about the tumblrwoman contest and #vriskasweep is just how absolutely INSUFFERABLE Vriska would be about this kind of contest. Bullying her way in, treating her victory as a forgone conclusion, throwing a fit over close polls, cheating with mind control. Just. You know. Peak Vriska Behavior. And then she’d just keep being obnoxious regardless of the results since her ego is so massive.

And I do mean this in the most affectionate way. Vriska Serket is many things but she is never boring.