#Uncle Pennybags

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I keep getting ads for monopoly go, I swear, if I see that capitalist bitch Rich Uncle Motherfucking PENNYBAGS one more time, I’m defenstrating someone, thank you very much

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How I would've envisioned "Hasbro City" (Chapter 3c - Character Autographs and Photo Opportunities)

PREVIOUS CHAPTER(s):

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3a

Chapter 3b

Chapter 3c

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

This section will discuss how I would've envisioned characters signing autographs and getting pictures with you. I'm also taking notes from the website, everycharater.com in terms of interaction and photo tips.

I will organize each character by franchise in no particular order. Not all characters will be up here. If you have ideas for interaction and photo tips, or if I missed something, feel free to comment. Just keep in mind, this is all for stuff that could've happened at the time and not something that can happen currently.

"MY LITTLE PONY" CHARACTERS

The ponies will not be able to sign autographs, but Spike, Discord, Grubber, Capper, and Captain Celaeno can, and maybe even Princess Skystar and Queen Novo too if you have them in their surface forms (or Hippogriffs as they are addressed). However, cast members aiding the ponies can sign for them.

In terms of photo tips, most of the characters do like getting hugs (For instance, Cuddles (my OC), Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, and even Twilight Sparkle.), so make sure you hug your favorite pony in front of the camera. For Captain Celaeno, maybe raise your sword in the air and pose like a pirate (assuming you have a plastic sword on you).

As far as interaction tips, here's a list of examples for what I could think of down below.

Twilight Sparkle = You can share your favorite book(s) with Twilight. You can even ask her for friendship tips, she is the Princess of Friendship after all.

Rarity = If you're wearing a fancy outfit or if you have jewelry on you, show either to Rarity. She'll be happy to see those.

Rainbow Dash = Do a fist bump (or as she calls it, a "bro hoof") if you see her.

Pinkie Pie = Pinkie loves throwing parties, so ask her if she can throw one for you (even if it's for a special occasion). At Equestria Dining, she'll do the honor of presenting your requested birthday dessert (like a birthday cake or a pie, assuming it is your birthday).

Minuette = Tell her how much you brush and floss your teeth. You can bring Minuette a toothbrush if you want.

Cuddles = Cuddles loves giving hugs, give him one. You can also ask him how his friends are doing. For photo tips, hug Cuddles for the camera.

"LITTLEST PET SHOP" CHARACTERS

All the characters from the show should be able to sign autographs. If you meet Penny Ling, give her a hug for the camera. She's an affectionate panda bear. Here's some examples for interaction tips.

Blythe Baxter = Tell her about a pet you have. You can also introduce your service pet to Blythe if you're blind.

Minka = Minka loves to draw stuff. Show her your drawings if you ever brought them with you.

Vinnie = Dance with him. Vinnie's a great dancer.

Bisket Twins = Tell Whittney and Brittney Biskit you like the Largest Pet Shop ever over the Littlest Pet Shop.

"OPERATION" CHARACTERS

All the characters should be able to sign autographs. I don't have any ideas for photo tips, but I do have some ideas for interaction tips.

Cavity Sam = Tell him you'll help cure him. He needs that kind of affection before undergoing surgery.

Surgeons = Tell them you'd like to help Sam get better too. They could even give you hints on how to extract certain funamoty part out of Cavity Sam without lighting his nose.

OTHER HASBRO CHARACTERS

Hanazuki ("Hanazuki: Full of Treasures") = Hanazuki should be able to sign autographs. For a photo tip, maybe give her a hug for the camera.

This is all I can think of for right now, but these are just a few examples of interaction tips I have. In my next chapter, I will discuss what eateries my proposed "Hasbro City" theme park would've offered.

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The LU Boys Play Monopoly - Part 4 - The First Rolls

(Still not dead! Just going into busy season for my work, and writing this chapter took a lot longer than expected! Gonna have to split it into at least two parts just to fit this first round of rolls! Anyway, enjoy the impeding chaos, because it does get crazier!)

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Legend had first roll of the dice, having won the roll-off. Now was time for the game to truly begin.

"Alright, let's start this strong..." He said to himself as he threw the first official roll of the game.

The dice cluttered and clunked as they ran across the board, before ultimately settling at a three and a two; A total of five.

"Hmm..." He remarked as he moved his piece over the five short spaces. He landed on Reading Railroad

"... Yeah I'm obviously buying that." He said, handing two hundred dollar bills to Time, who laid them in the bank. Time then handed him the little deed card; The first piece of land had now been bought.

"Strong start, but it won't last." Twilight said as he took the dice from the veteran hero and handed them to his senior. With a similar clatter, Time's roll came up a five, and a one; A steady six.

This landed him just a space over from the railroad, at Oriental Avenue. Time smiled as he gave the bank his hundred and took that deed for himself. Legend let out a little chuckle, obviously beginning to breed the cocky attitude that had coerced him into this game to begin with.

"You can try with those light blues, but your best bet are either the reds at the top, or the pinks just a few spaces over." He quipped, trying to preach his own strategy.

"Thanks for giving us your strategy this early, bud." Twi quipped again, taking the dice for himself now.

"Don't kid yourself. With this many of us, you'll never even get a utilities pair..." Legend replied snidely.

Twilight sighed with a smile as he tossed his roll. His came up a one and a four; another five. This landed him right onto his opponent's railroad, garnering twenty-five bucks. His face then grimaced.

"PffFT... HAHAHA!!"

Legend laughed, nigh cackled at the fact that Twi had been so humbled by what must have been Karmic justice. The latter could only shoot him a grumpy look as he handed him the rent money.

"Railroads are fine, but they won't save you when push comes to shove." Four could be heard speaking from the sidelines. Few paid him attention; Legend paid him least, but Four continued his thought.

"Pride does go before a fall, you know."

"Old wives tale." The vet remarked as he reached over the board and slid the dice away from the hero of Twilight, over to the one of Champions. "Besides, you get that Chance card that says 'Go to a railroad' you get more of an actual 'chance'... Right?"

Four rolled his eyes at the word play, deciding instead to keep up small talk with Malon in the kitchen.

Wild however, prepared to take his roll. Once he had, he got a modest seven, which placed him right onto that Chance square. Taking his little orange card, he prepared to read it aloud.

And, as fate would most certainly have it, he ultimately read...

".... Take a Ride on the Reading Railroad, If you pass go collect 200 dollars."

Legend's smiles and malevolent cackles only grew as he watched Wild loop his little race car around the board, tapping it at Go, and then at his railroad. Like Twilight, the Champion sheepishly handed the grinning devil his twenty-five bucks as payment.

Wind's turn was to be next.

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ROUND 1 - MATCH G4

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Bracket 1, Round 1

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Please tell me he carries his camera and such in a big sack with $ on the front

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Fuck him

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Also because I got enough submissions for him to qualify for the tournament:

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How I would've envisioned "Hasbro City" (Chapter 3a - Character Opportunities)

PREVIOUS CHAPTER(s):

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3a

Chapter 3b

Chapter 3c

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Now I will discuss my biggest strength, planning which characters I think would appear at Hasbro City, whether it's for how I would've envisioned it, or if the real Hasbro City could do this, or just in general. Depending on your view, here's who I would suggest.

"MY LITTLE PONY" CHARACTERS

I'll first start off with the characters from "My Little Pony". For those aware of the BronyCons that happened during the 2010s (I don't know if they are still done to this day), the ponies were depicted standing on two feet instead of all four. When Hasbro used certain characters, they had the ponies stand on all fours. But after the theatrical and digital release (and box office success) of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 2: A New Generation", they had Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Hitch Trailblazer be bipedal mascot characters. This is the direction I would've went with for the 4th generation MLP characters like The Mane 6 (Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy Rarity, and Pinkie Pie), The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo), Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and a few background ponies like Starlight Glimmer, The Great and Powerful Trixie, Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, DJ Pon-3 (AKA Vinyl Scratch), and Derpy Hooves (AKA Muffins or Ditzy Doo, in case you don't want to offend anybody with a disability.) where they all would stand on just two feet instead of having them on all fours. Other characters like Spike, Discord, and even the movie-exclusive characters like Tempest Shadow (AKA Fizzlepop Berrytwist), Grubber, Capper, Captain Celaeno, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Pedals, and Zipp Storm would be featured as well.

They all could be met at Equestria Blvd, with Sunset Shimmer appearing exclusively in an "Equestria Girls" themed area. I just don't know if she would appear in her casual attire, or if she should be in her full scientist getup if her greeting spot should be in the science lab.

As far as the characters from the first theatrical film, they could have times available in front of the 4D attraction, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The Movie Ride".

And then all that's left is my character, Cuddles. I just don't where he could be at Equestria Blvd., but probably anywhere close to where The Mane 6 and Spike have their meet-and-greet location.

The Mane 6, Spike, Starlight, and Cuddles can also be meet-and-greet characters at the dining location, "Equestria Dinning", but we'll get to that in another chapter.

"LITTLEST PET SHOP" CHARACTERS

Blythe Baxter would be depicted as a mascot. Originally, I thought about her depiction being live action, but I figured depicting Blythe as a mascot character would word instead for live shows that featured the Hasbro characters together (with Ashleigh Ball recording new dialogue for her, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash). Mrs. Twombly, however, I would keep as a live action depiction that can talk to guests. Blythe's animal companions, Zoe Trent, Minka, Pepper Clark, Penny Ling, Russell Ferguson, Vinnie, and Sunil would all be depicted as mascots, kind of like in this video where someone hugged a mascot version of Penny Ling. They can all be met at The Littlest Pet Shop.

And let's not forget the show's antagonists, The Biskit Twins. Whittney and Brittney Biskit would both be depicted as mascot characters in their own character greeting location, The Largest Ever Pet Shop.

I'll discuss what those locations would look like in another chapter.

"POUND PUPPIES" CHARACTERS

I'll admit, I never saw this show, nor do I know anything about "Pound Puppies", but considering it too is a Hasbro property, I would just add the main characters, Lucky, Cookie, Niblet, Strudel, Squirt, Rebound, Cupcake, and Patches as mascot characters that can stand on two feet.

"CLUE" CHARACTERS

This one isn't even a contest. As I mentioned in the previous chapter, Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, Reverend Green, Mrs. Peacock, and Professor Plum can all be met inside "Clue Mansion". But you can also interrogate them if you end up playing a real-life game of "Clue". Pay attention if you do wish to interrogate them, they could give you tips. Who knows? They could even be in a room you weren't expecting to see them in.

"OPERATION" CHARACTERS

Cavity Sam isn't the only character from "Operation". By visiting the Operation Building, two surgeons would accompany him. A male surgeon from the 2008 "Silly Skill Game" box art, and a female surgeon from the 2007 "Rescue Kit" box art. The only difference being that in case some guests are allergic to latex, the surgeons' gloves would be nitrile gloves similar to Sunset Shimmer's (just white or light gray instead of dark blue), but they should still feel soft on the outside, with only the fingertips being textured and rough.

Cavity Sam would be depicted as a mascot character with a light-up nose (Thankfully, no buzz sound would play for those who fear Sam's nose lighting up. The only debate is how the performer inside the Cavity Sam mascot would be able to light up the nose.). And the two surgeons accompanying Sam would be portrayed in live action. I just don't know if this goes against the law of pretending to be a doctor. If it doesn't, they can stay. If not, then Cavity Sam would be the only mascot character guests would meet.

OTHER HASBRO CHARACTERS

The four colored mice from "Mouse Trap" (Mascot characters)

G.I. Joe (Live action cosplay)

Hanazuki from "Hanazuki: Full of Treasures" (Mascot character)

Uncle Pennybags from "Monopoly" (Mascot character)

These are all the Hasbro characters I can think of for right now, but if I missed someone, or if you know more Hasbro characters, feel free to comment. Just know this is for what could've happened at the time, and not something that can happen (unless you're referring to the real Hasbro City in Mexico).

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The cat and dog version of this edition is easily understandable due to the stereotypes but this...The hat and car...?

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