#that little bitch Tumblr posts

[ratskinsuit]

𝐻𝒶𝓏𝒷𝒾𝓃 𝐻𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓁 𝒫𝑒𝓉 𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝒫𝓉.2

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🛑I OWN NONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS, ALL CREDITS TO VIVZIPOP🛑

A/N: My last one of these did pretty well, so here is part 2 with more characters, enjoy!

Link To Pt. 1

SLIGHT NSFW FOR ADAM

MDNI

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Lucifer: Literally any pet name you can think of- All the time. He uses pet names more than your actual name. His favorites are Darling, My love, Sweetheart.

Mimzy: Sugar, Dollface, Buttercup, Cinnamon- Would use nicknames for most people, really unique cute ones.

Adam: Hot stuff, Eye Candy, Ball Plunger, Meat Condom, Weiner Wetter- …. Can’t change my mind. Every day, all day. You don’t have a name anymore.

Rosie: Darling, Sweetheart/Sweetie, Love, Doll- Sweet auntie vibes. Love her, she would use them pretty often, both platonic and romantic.

Lute: Hon - Honestly all I could think of. I love her but I feel like she wouldn’t use them much.

Sera: Darling, Dove, Sunshine - She uses pet names on certain people, like children (don’t be weird in like a motherly way), or her SO.

Cherri Bomb: Sugar Pie, Dollface, Cutie, Good looking, Boo - She would use nicknames on people that she close to, like friends. You will usually get a nickname specifically for you :)

Sir pentious: Uhhhh - He would try but can not for the life of him figure any out. Like bro would call you an egg and then just never again.

Nifty (Platonic): Beetle, Rolly pollie, Roach - Personal headcanon of mine; she likes to give people nickname based on different bugs.

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A/N: Okay i think I got all the main/Reaccuring characters. Ngl I had so much fun making silly ones for Adam. He is literally the original fuck boy. I was dying laughing making them. But anywho hope you enjoyed! :)

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

[hotgirlkorra]

I'm sure someone said this already Crispin Cole turned against Rhaenyra for Alicent because he was angry Rhaenyra wanted him to be her sidepiece and nearly seppukued because he went against his vows of celibacy after sleeping with her...and literally did all of that again with the woman he switched sides for...

He should turn in his white cloak for some clown shoes.

[tokowwdefox]

Airplane shooting towards the ground

[luvnotpercival]

this song is so house coded

[whereiswaldo]

Mikey Way you can’t do this to me today

[racingdr1ver]

in the true spirit of being the person who wrote unholy affliction, our cat just jumped out the window onto the little roof below our apartment TWICE, and me and my roommate, drunk and in our underwear, had to climb out the window after her

[hockeygirl101]

He need to stfu right now.

[annoyingvoidzombie]

Currently me: watching Shay recreating the PLL opening sequence with Barbie for the millionth time

[nimblermortal]

It is time for MY BOY, Harald Hardradi, also known this night as That Little Bitch

So he makes his way to Constantinople - and I was hoping for more detail on how he won Jarizleif's favor, but at least 'led the defense of the country' nods in that direction - where Gyrgir is leading the Varangian Guard, but of course my boy Harald quickly wins their loyalty.

They're sent into the field, and the Varangians arrive first and get their tents set up in the best (highest, non-swampy) ground. Then Gyrgir rides up LATE and demands they move so he can have the nice spot. My boy Harald declares, "Naw, son, we got dibs."

It nearly comes to blows for some reason, so the wiser, greyer heads step in and say, let's draw lots for it. Both parties agree. Now my boy Harald, he's no fool, so he asks Gyrgir to show him his lot so that they don't make the same mark on it. Gyrgir does, Harald marks his, they both put 'em in the bag. Graybeard draws a lot out and says, "These shall be first to ride, to row, to choose a berth in harbor, and to select a place for pitching their tents."

He does not get any further before my boy Harald swats the thing out of his hand and throws it into the sea, declaring it's his lot.

Gyrgir goes, "If that's so, why didn't you let others see it?"

and of course my boy Harald's response is, "If you're so suspicious, check what's left in the bag - it's got your mark on it."

Which of course it does.

[simppersonquotes]

I hate Matt Donavan in every season but omfg he's so bitchy in s1. He knows he's in love with Elena but dates Caroline after he gave Tyler shit for liking her. He's so annoying. I wished they killed him off or made him more interesting early on.

[baka-monarch]

Me: *trying to be considerate to my cat by leaving my door open so he won't be stuck inside or outside of my room*

My mom's dog: so this means I can eat the gallon of cat food you keep in there right

Me: >:[ Cage. Now!

[cen-n]

Genuinely want to know how cc tumblr feels about cc twitter flocking over

[trolls-for-social-justice]

I'M NOT A FUCKING SEXUAL ABUSER KETALL YOU GET ON HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND FIX THIS

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[thegunslingerletmedrop]

Bruh. He tried not to shake her hand. He didn't look at her. He didn't say her name. Harris did the opposite.

We've all worked with a dick like that who thinks he's better than you, a woman. Fuck that noise.

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

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