#capitalist bastard showdown

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 9

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[galactic-murmaider]

Are U a [big shot] or a [redacted]

Well [Big Shot] obviously, why else am I running @capitalist-bastard-showdown?!

[notanothersongaboutlovebracket]

@foundfamilyarena, @aro-culture-competition, @magnificent-mlm-matchup, @mad-scientist-showdown, @stachebracket, @ultimate-poll-tournament, @bestfictionaldivorce, @powerpolyculeshowdown, @qpr-competition, @aroaceswagcompetition, @themiiofalltime, @crysongz, @capitalist-bastard-showdown (ty for reblogging my pinned post btw, sending non-romantic kisses)

[black-klok-youth-pastor]

Should I make Metalocalypse smash or pass polls? Like admittedly @capitalist-bastard-showdown ended prematurely because of burnout and life shit sadly, but fortunately this should be much easier by comparison

[demonicshowdown]

The Ritual is complete...

Call me Furfur, if you'd like. And, of course, welcome to the Demonic Showdown, the poll pitting infernal characters of all kinds against each other.

Inspired, of course, by the lovely tumblr polls floating around including @mad-scientist-showdown @aroaceswagcompetition @autismswagsummit @ultimatepinkgirl @capitalist-bastard-showdown among many others.

Now, for the rules.

1. No real people. Real demons are, however, allowed.

2. Submit as many characters as you'd like, but only one at a time please.

3. Be nice. This a tumblr poll. Propaganda, however, is very much encouraged.

If I feel any more rules need to be added, I will do so (and make a post announcing any change made).

Now, without further adieu, the nomination form:

We'll see you soon...

666,

Furfur

[monstrousproductions]

My condolences to your loss in @capitalist-bastard-showdown , as consultation the CEO will receive a check of $2.5 billion

ah well, at least we can all rest easy knowing they'll surely pay an appropriate amount of tax on this windfall and donate the remainder to community-led grassroots empowerment projects

... right??

[capitalism-tournament]

Tl;dr, I've had a lot of changes hit over the past little while, mostly my mental health semi-tanking from all the other stuff happening (though I'm not in any danger or a state of concern or anything), and, with submissions planned to close in two hours, unfortunately I'm not sure if I'll be able to execute the tournament as I thought (at least, not without an extension). So, I'm leaving it up to you guys; thank you for any voting you might do, and thank you for all the voting you've already done

[chanto-love]

Blorbo Showdown: Round 1, Match 9

On the left: Naven Nuknuk from Epithet Erased. My favorite from the original stream series, and still my favorite in the reboot. How does a man with so much money manage to be such a failgirl? The world may never know. his vocal performance is SO good in the audiobook also. he rules

On the right: Inside-Track from Astronaut: The Best. The worst person in the tournament is also the most obscure- I had to go get this screenshot myself! From someone's lets play! He's from a game I beta test, and he has no nuance in canon. Horse-faced capitalist bastard. (Yes, I'm the one entering him in all the tournaments.) In the fashion of all the best fictional characters, everything I like about him comes from my own brain.

[fallen-wing-magic]

@capitalist-bastard-showdown

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 12

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[galactic-murmaider]

Thinking of changing my name for a while, but I was waiting for @capitalist-bastard-showdown to end first. For those unaware though it was in a lengthy hiatus due to an unexpected emotional breakdown. It will hopefully come back to properly finish it because you guys deserve a proper ending ,but should I just change my name now to signify a fresh start?

There’s even a bit of a teaser

[fallen-wing-magic]

Hey, so, uh... Rufus Shinra has been entered into the @/capitalist-bastard-showdown. FF7 fans, please go vote for him.

"That means I own you" of course he's more of a bastard than that other guy.

[monstrousproductions]

I've submitted the CEO to @capitalist-bastard-showdown and @capitalism-tournament . Can you encourage your other followers to do the same? They deserve it.

they absolutely deserve it lol theyre such a fuck ❤️🤩

[chanto-love]

Blorbo Showdown: Round 1, Match 1

On the left: Akira Touya from Hikaru no Go. The only fictional character who has ever mattered, really. Half of the all-time poster ship for Shonen Jump-style gay rivalries. (If you're unsure, vote for Akira. This sentence has been brought to you by propaganda.)

On the right: Azul Ashengrotto from Twisted Wonderland. My favorite Disney character, but only on a technicality. His true place is down mid-bracket with the other capitalist bastards, but I couldn't resist the a-name scuffle.

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 5

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[fallen-wing-magic]

@capitalist-bastard-showdown

Rufus Shinra & his Turks. ✨ gifs done by me ~