#Milburn Pennybags

[abybweisse]

Ch213, Spoilers part 3

They get to the resort hotel, and as they exit the carriage, they are greeted by a bellhop.

Someone else is greeting them, too, but Sebastian looks around, not seeing the person the voice is coming from.

Then he looks over and down to see this very short man in a suit and top hat, looking for all the world like a fancier version of Milburn Pennybags (the Monopoly™️ guy).

There's an odd grin on his face as he bows...

...and when he looks up again and speaks, both our earl and Sebastian look shocked. It could be that he recognizes them -- perhaps even addresses them by name -- and still invites them in. It reminds me of how Joker answers the door at Kelvin's and says they were expecting them.

And this place -- The Nectar Springs -- doesn't look like the place we saw at the waterfront before.

Now it's giving me Mother3 vibes, comparing it to Empire Porky Building, where the lobby includes hot springs.

I tried to find this building and have not, though I did find Queen's Hotel and Spa:

And the Royal Albion seaside hotel:

Elements of these Brighton resort hotels might have been included in the manga, but neither one matches the grandeur of The Nectar Springs' height and balconies. I'll keep looking. Let me know if you find any good contenders.

[couldtheysurviveasawtrap]

[faline-cat444]

The cat and dog version of this edition is easily understandable due to the stereotypes but this...The hat and car...?

[bluebelleisabelle]

the ads on the tumblr mobile app are sensitive for absolutely no reason. like, damn, I barely caressed you with my finger and now you’re sending me to the App Store?? unnecessary

[texanpirate]

[eluxcastar]

The little sisterfication of Signora

── ୨୧：la signora & reader

୨୧﹑synopsis :: we're back with the little sibling headcanons let's GOOO

୨୧﹑genre :: fluff

୨୧﹑content :: gn reader, young signora, use of signora’s real name, it's more ambiguous how much older reader is, not proofread

୨୧﹑words :: 1.1k

this has been planned for so long, but I struggle SO bad writing Signora tbh Idk why it's not like I don't know how to write arrogant anguished women. I love arrogant anguished women 😭 while I'm on that thought I came to the realisation reader is probably dead with Rostam which was just what I wanted to think. BUT BUT I DID try to sneak some details in so it can still be cute cough witch's flower of blaze

it feels weird every time I use their real names but also calling them by titles when we know their names feels wrong because if it's from the perspective of their sibling who would know and use their name 😔 I think because I'm not used to it I'm like who the hell is MILBURN PENNYBAGS that's PULCINELLA (I had to look up the Monopoly man's name for that joke you BETTER laugh)

all little siblingification posts

Rosalyne was, as children are, young and interested in learning, eager but never quite aware. She loved to trail along by your side as you took her up the mountains to find a patch of flowers, at which point she would plop down in the grass and get to work making herself a flower crown with an extra one so you could match. Since your mother taught her the secret, she had happily taken to it and off to the races she was, linking flowers and matching colours in pursuit of the prettiest arrangement she could make to be her crown.

She long ago decided that Windwheel Asters are among the best, with an interesting shape and fiery red to contrast her blonde hair. Calla Lilies have a similar colour but a bad shape for flower crowns, and Cecilias are too pale to stand out the way she'd like them to. Windwheel Asters are bold and show off her hard work better than any delicate flower could.

Of course, that means she must also find the perfect flower for you, and that's hard work, but she'll never stop trying. Rosalyne read in a book about an extinct flower called the Padisarah, a beautiful purple flower that even the Dendro Archon couldn't perfectly replicate, and decided it would've been perfect for you if it still existed. You suspect that it's only because she can't have it that she wants it, the allure of something mystical that exists only in the imagination.

She settles instead on the legends of a Liyue flower that blooms at the sound of beautiful music—Glaze Lily or something to that tune. Each time Rosalyne makes a flower crown for you with the next best thing she can find, she claims that one day she'll travel to Liyue, and when she does, she'll bring you back one to see how pretty they are as if she has some greater understanding looking at the same picture in her book as you did. Maybe she does.

There is no dream too big, not for Rosalyne. She is desperate for your approval at every turn and wants you to think she's as cool as she thinks you are. She wants to hear you smile with her despite seeming so far away at times. Her phase of being petty and squabbling with you is over at last, and she seeks the comfort of the one person she looks up to more than anybody for a guiding star to turn to—you.

Your parents are both far away future ideals for an older Rosalyne to aspire to be, maybe with that boy she likes, but you are not so distant. You're like her, if only older and barely wiser. She sees all that she wants in you, and it makes her look up to your guidance above all else. Her parents are the annoying rule makers who preside over her life and ruin her fun; you're the fun troublemaker who sleazes the both of you past the city guards and takes her headfirst into the danger of the mountains just so she can play.

Rosalyne thinks of an ambitious future, and your parents tell her to be careful; you tell her to chase it. Become a scholar and do as she pleases. She's more inclined towards your indulgent way of thinking. You have yet to stifle the burning passion she holds but recognise it, and in your mind, it's about as cool as dragons could ever be. It is not the worrisome uncertainty of instability and hardship that your parents think it is.

Her heart is set in a far-off place—Sumeru, the Akademiya, where she feels everything will fall into place like a fairytale. Rosalyne has it all figured out, down to the number of boys she'll reject in pursuit of that boy she has had a crush on since she was twelve.

Even you're not privy to that, subject to Rosalyne quickly closing her diary or turning away from you, hiding the gifts she managed to get him and letters she wrote out but never could quite work up the nerve to send. It used to be only one of the many instances that would have her yelling at you not to snoop, though it has dwindled to being only one of the very few instances, save for accidentally discovering her in the process of procuring your birthday gifts.

It used to be that you would be searching for your missing things, a few of which had disappeared suspiciously close to your birthday and were found the moment you were proudly presented those very items as gifts from your little sister, sometimes with a daring tale of how she acquired it for you. Most of the time, you acted surprised and grateful, maybe even added a comment about how you were glad you didn't have to get a new one since Rosalyne had gone out and done it for you. You hid your annoyance at her habit of stealing your things behind thoughts of how cute your mother thought it was that Rosalyne didn't want to be left out of getting to give you something.

Rosalyne does, however, realise the possible benefit of asking for your help with this boy once she gets over the embarrassment-driven beet-red cheeks and yelling at you. You cannot find her boy and drag him by the ear to her, but you could help her write a letter to him or teach her to wrap that gift she was holding onto. You can do any number of things to help her chances— except talk to him. You can't do that, or you'll give it away with that big mouth of yours.

You're not quite sure how she came to that conclusion.

Her acceptance to the Akademiya came all too quickly. Years seemed to fly by, and her quirks evened out into a young woman your parents were more comfortable sending away to another nation. Their fears of her immaturity and fiery passion dragging her down settled as she did. By the time you were ready to send her away, the encroaching elegance you had seen forming in her younger self blossomed until she carried herself with more confidence and grace than ever. 

Like your parents, you are ready to watch her pursue that dream and come home to see the boy she likes still waiting for her. You make sure she knows you'll be there too, maybe even come visit every now and then and see Sumeru for yourself.

As she leaves, you reveal what you've been hiding for her—a single red flower. You're not as practised at the art of making flower crowns, but you found her this. This is all you can offer that she can carry with her until it wilts away.

CROSSPOSTED ON AO3

[adamsvanrhijn]

I don't know if Jack Trotter is a muppet but he is in fact, the Elf on a Shelf. Ward McAllister is a combination of Foghorn Leghorn and Milburn Pennybags. Agnes is a variation of the stepmother from Cinderella and the Madame from Aristocats. John is physically kind of Captain America or something, but mentally something else. Oscar is a muppet and a character and a creature. I see some Kermit, but I think he's something else entirely, an unreleased muppet. He reminds me a bit of the OG Pinocchio as well.

I'm not cultured enough to fully see where you're going with this but I respect it. However I'm posting it now so that I don't forget later to add screenshots of Jack literally making the most Muppet faces I've ever seen a human make in my life

[urbanartuploads]

buh buh Bitcoin [ above is a photo of graffiti street art found anno 2023 in Los Angeles CA that depicts specifically: a mural (by artist @alecmonopoly) featuring Milburn Pennybags wearing a maroon suit and a red bowtie with dollar bills for wings as crypto currency coins rain down around him, among them Bitcoin and Ethereum and others ][ americanifesto - 場黑麥 - jpr - urbanartopia - whorphan ]

[heavenlybubbles]

Time to show me your kneecaps Milburn Pennybags

Every single time I scroll past one of those Monopoly Go ads *it automatically opens my fucking App Store* and now I want to break the Monopoly man’s kneecaps every time I see his stupid mustached face.

[rosecoloredknight]

20, 35

20. What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

I actually don't know of any BUT I did look it up. Let me share with you a few!!

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

The longest name of a place still in use is a hill in New Zealand: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu—(that's 92 letters. I counted so you wouldn't have to. Obviously, mail envelopes in NZ are freaking HUGE!)

Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backward.

If you yelled for eight years, seven months, and six days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it. Unless it's a Monday, of course!)

If you passed gas consistently for six years and nine months, you would produce enough gas to create an atomic bomb's energy. (I ain't touching this one!!!)

The real name of Monopoly mascot Uncle Pennybags is Milburn Pennybags.

Oreo has made enough cookies to span five back and forth trips to the moon.

Edgar Allan Poe married his thirteen-year-old cousin.(Disgusting!!)

A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel can.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of only 24 hours ( :( ) And they have six legs but can't walk

Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character. (You go princess!!)

People used to answer the phone by saying “ahoy” instead of “hello.”( we should still do this for the fucks of it xD)

Many oranges are actually green.(No wonder!!)

There’s a tiny home in Virginia called the “Spite House” because that’s why it was built. (Hahaha, awesome)

There are giant technicolor squirrels in India. (I'm fascinated with animals so yesss, I did look it up!!)

The opposite sides of a die will always add up to seven. (No way!!)

The inventor of Pringles is buried in a Pringles can. (Respect 👊🏽 btw Pringles are really good y'all!!)

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. (Cat haters)

Sweat doesn’t smell bad. (I smell so good after each run/workout 😌)

According to the Bible, the chicken came before the egg. (Uhh, I beg to differ 🤓☝🏽 *me disagreeing for the purpose of disagreeing*)

The first email was sent by Ray Tomlinson to himself in 1971. (Me sending anons to myself 😀)

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (Damn they know how to fuck - I just hope I give my future girl orgasms!! even if it's half of a second!)

Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.(Omg, it KINDA MAKES SENSE THO, if you know banana facts)

Ravens know when someone is spying on them ( hahahahahaha 🤣 this made me laugh just imagining a scenario on this)

Playing dance music can help ward off mosquitoes. ( *Now has "Gonna Make You Sweat" on standby*)

Reindeer like to eat bananas. (*Takes notes for if I ever visit a reindeer farm or petting place*)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. (Oooh those little buggers >:/ )

35. What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

For sure for sure that I'm a loser and that I have no idea how the real world works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

—

Thank you for the asks!!

[abybweisse]

Ch213 (p3), Barnabus Fairchild III

A bellhop greets them upon arrival, and he asks for their names.

Before they can get out their aliases, they are interrupted by a voice belonging to someone they don't initially notice.

This guy is the hotel manager (a member of the Aurora Society) and has been waiting for them, and his name is Barnabus Fairchild III. Still looks like Milburn Pennybags to me. 😆

He knows they traveled all the way from London (initially, despite the major detour they made).

And then he calls them by name, making their aliases useless.

Of course, they really should have realized they couldn't walk into that hotel not even trying to disguise their appearances. Random people along the way might not recognize them or even care, but this is real Ciel's and Undertaker's territory, if you will. If Blavat knew them immediately when they went to Sphere Music Hall -- and he did -- so is anyone who is in charge of this hotel.

And yet... he welcomes them.

Instead of feeling welcomed, they should be very worried; I should think they are.

Idk when ch214 will be released, but I'm sure looking forward to the promised climax of the series after Yana-san's hiatus. 😃

Best wishes to Yana-san on her long-deserved vacation and travels. I hope she gets all the inspiration and research she needs to finish out the story in grand style.

[afactaday]

#aFactADay2022

#380: the real name of the monopoly mascot is Milburn Pennybags and the police officer is called Edgar Mallory. the person in jail is called Jake the Jailbird. more than 6 billion little green plastic houses have been made for monopoly.

[marvelwoman-sugarbaby]

Did you know the real name of Monopoly mascot Uncle Pennybags is Milburn Pennybags. I’ll be honest I didn’t even know he had a name until yesterday and I bet a majority of you didn’t know until I said something.

I’ve never been to a pumpkin patch… I think but I seems fun so I think I’d want to go to one someday. Maybe not with someone who think tugging a wheelbarrow is gross 😅🤣 But I guess when you grow up rich touching dirty things tend to be at the far bottom of anyone’s bucket list 😂

… so let me get this straight. Natasha thinks it’s dirty and doesn’t want to touch, Reader volunteers to tug it around instead, but Natasha says she gonna tug it anyway? 🤔😐😑 You know what I’ll let Natasha do her thing and be the head of the house, I mean that gives Reader less to do so I don’t think they’re complaining.

HOW THE HELL DO THEY PASS UP THE PETTING ZOO!?! SURE IT SMELLS BUT THE ANIMALS ARE ADORABLE 😭 At least they’ll get their karma when they go into haunted house 🤣

BAHAHAHA OMG WANDA AND NATASHA GOING OVER THE TOP TO MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T SCARED IS HILARIOUS HAHAHA I DON'T THINK I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO NOT LAUGH IF I WERE THERE HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 HAHAHAHA WANDA KICKED SOMEONE AS A REFLEX AND DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL THEY SAW HIM ON THE GROUND 🤣🤣🤣

I would bring this day up as often as possible because of how funny everything was. Also a plus is it would embarrass them so much 😆🤣

This was by far the funniest thing I’ve read that has gotten me to outright laugh my ass off in real life 🤣 so now like all my other reblogs I have to end it like this. Have a good day and night, love you 😁

See Ya ✌🏼

First Time's The Charm (WandaNat)

WandaNat x FemReader

Pairing: Rich WandaNat x girlfriend!FemReader (Modern AU)

Summary: You are taking your girlfriends to a pumpkin patch for the very first time.

Warnings: None, just fluff mixed with humors and some swearing words (I think).

Requested: Yes.

A/n: Hello hello! here's another fluffy fic. I hope you are not fluff overloaded by now. lol. but it's fluff with overprotective WandaNat, so why not, right? haha. Happy reading! Reblogs and comments are appreciated. :)

Halloween Masterlist | Main Masterlist

“Okay, Wands, Natty, we are here!” You announced excitedly, complete with clapping. You look at your girlfriends at the back seats through the rear mirror. You decided to drive because you want to spend time with them without anybody else such as the driver or the bodyguard.

You've been waiting for this day since the Halloween season started. It’s the first Halloween since you've been dating Wanda and Natasha. You never thought that you would be in a polyamorous relationships, not even a single thought until you met them. Both of them spoil you very much with their love, attention and everything they can buy. The sky is the limit for them.

“Oh, this is it, detka? Wow, it’s bigger than I thought.” Natasha comments as she looks out of her window. “Oh, look at all those dirt.” Wanda lets out her thoughts right after she leans to Natasha’s side to see how it is.

“Now, you both are happy that I warn you not to wear your high heels? You are welcomed.” Pride sounds crystalline in your tone.

“Yeah, but I’m wearing my favorite white flats now.” Natasha replies in a slight complaint.

“That’s a lot of pumpkins there, baby.” Wanda adds. “Hence, the name, Wanda. It’s a pumpkin patch and it’s the biggest one in the city every year.” a chuckle slips out as you explain to them. Growing up extremely rich from two families of business moguls, made Natasha and Wanda never really know nor been to a pumpkin patch so here you are taking them to one today.

After you bought the tickets and quickly grab them by the hands and walk to where all the pumpkins are.

“So, we are walking around to pick one of these dirty pumpkins?” Natasha asks curiously with a pinch of dislike at the idea. “Yep, we pick them and you can use that wheelbarrow they provide because I want us to get the big ones for us and we bring that to the cashier and pay for it.” You answer her as you point at the lined up wheelbarrows.

“No, I’m not touching those handles of that wagon or whatever those things are called, let alone pushing it around.” Natasha shakes her head quickly and refuses the idea of it.

“It’s okay, Natty. I will push that thing. You don’t have to. I’m already happy that you and Wanda come with me here. Let’s go get some big pumpkins.” You try to make the redhead feel better and you look so thrilled by now.

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“Why can’t we just tell Winston to get us three big pumpkins from the store? That way we got clean pumpkins and I don’t have to push this wheelbarrow around.” Natasha complains in question as she mentions the butler's name. She pouts a little but you can imagine how her arms flex and look sexy under her coat’s sleeves.

“Nat, I was gonna push it. I didn’t want you to push it, I know how much of a clean freak you are.” You tackle her irritated remarks and tease her.

“No, I’m the head of our household. There’s no way I let Wanda or you touch and push this dirty thing.” Nat slightly retorts.

The brunette looks at Nat with her eyebrows raised a bit and the corner of her lips curve up to a smile. She is slightly amused with Nat's words and Wanda knows that she meant everything she just said.

Meanwhile you, "Okay, daddy." You said it in a teaseing way under your breath and rolled your eyes playfully. Nat stares daggers at you yet she notices how happy you are and it sweeps her annoyance away in split seconds then draws herself a smile.

Wanda watches how adorable the conversations between you and Natasha and she shakes her head with a little laugh then asks you “So, what’s next malyshka?”

“Well, there is a bunch of stuff we can do here. They sell food and drinks too.” You answer.

“We are not getting on those rides, are we? Because they don’t look safe, y/n.” Wanda asks in concern while she points at some attractions on the other end of the pumpkin patch. Her question easily gains another little laugh from you, thinking that she looks so cute. They both always look adorable when they are worried about you.

Both of your girlfriends are following you as you show them around. “Don’t worry, Wanda. We won’t but I do want us to—” You give her the assurance she needs about it then right before you tell what you want to do next, Natasha points to a direction.

"What's that over there?" A question escapes her lips.

“Oh I think that’s where the petting zoo is.” You quickened your steps so did Wanda and Natasha.

“Aaw look at those cute sheep, rabbits and ponies!” Wanda exclaimed excitedly but didn't want to step closer to the petting zoo area.

“Those are cute but sorry sweetheart, I’m not going in and I don’t think Nat wants to go in either.”

“Y/n, I love you but I can’t go there. It smells.” Natasha takes a few steps back, grimace written all over her face.

“No, it’s okay. I don’t want you two to go to see the animals because I know you both very well. And that’s where I want to go in with the two of you.” Wanda and Natasha feel relieved that they got away with the petting zoo but not for so long until their gaze follows where your index finger points.

“A haunted house?” Wanda reassures if that’s what you meant.

“Yes! I love haunted houses! It’s fun. Some haunted houses are pretty extreme but fun! Let’s go!” You grin so wide as you rub both of your palms to each other.

“Y/n, that’s no fun at all. Who would want to pay just to be scared in a dark ‘house’ that’s like a maze? That’s stupid.” Natasha refuses wholeheartedly. 

“That doesn’t sound safe at all, y/n.” Wanda joins in Natasha’s refusal to your idea.

“It’s safe. Don’t worry. I have been wanting to do this with both of you. Please please please. I will be so happy if we do this.” You beg with your puppy dog eyes expression and you know it always works on anything you ask them. They can’t say no to it almost every single time you do it.

“Well, I have never been to one but I guess if that makes you happy, plus who can say No to that face. Natty, look at her and her smile. She’s happy, that’s all that matters, right?” Wanda coaxes while her hands rubs Natasha’s back. You know you can count on Wanda to help you to persuade Nat.

A sigh escaped your Russian girlfriend. “Fine. Let’s go but let me take the lead.” She agrees in defeat but her overprotective dominant side demands a compromise from you.

“Nope. I’m not taking a risk of you punching the scarrer's face.” You joke as you giggle.

“Okay, I will walk behind you and Wanda will take the lead so we can make sure that you are okay.” Natasha leaves no room for you to argue.

“As long as we are having fun, okay.” You know better to agree before Nat changes her mind.

“Good girl.” Nat praises you as she gently pat the crown of your head and smiles at you.

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The three of you have gone halfway through the haunted house. You have to admit, it is really fun to go in there with Natasha and Wanda. It’s utterly adorable and sweet seeing both of them very protective over you despite the fear and shock they feel every now and then.

Wanda leads the way and makes sure what’s coming and Natasha watches behind you so no scarrer sneaks behind you.

You can hear Wanda scream a little sometimes and Natasha, she grunts and swears a lot to cover herself every time she gets shocked. “Okay, y/n, we will pass the part where there are bodies in trash bags hanging, just be prepared if one of them screams or moves. Okay?” Wanda gives warning ahead.

“Okay, Wands.” You try hard to hold your laugh.

Luckily, nothing happens as you pass the hanging bodies. “Hah! I saw you! Y/n, I saw one guy try to scare you from behind but he backed out because he knows I caught him in the act. What’s wrong, big guy? Are you–” Natasha mocks the scarrer then proudly tells you what happened, you can hear from her voice that she is less tense and chuckles a little until one loud bang echoes that startle her.

“Jesus! What the fuck was that?! I can’t believe you made me do this. I don't get what's the fun of this, y/n.” There it is again, a scared and annoyed tone comes back in between Natasha’s comment and you find it very funny.

Wanda screams again. “Oh my god, watch out! That clown doll on the right moves!”

“Okay, walk a little bit to the left, detka.” Natasha instructs you protectively as soon as she hears what Wanda informs and her hands gently push you to walk more on the left side.

You feel bad for them but you can't help yourself to laugh a little but they are too anxious to hear your laugh.

You can see the nurturing, soft Wanda yet she is as overprotective as Natasha is over you.

Wanda screams once more then all of a sudden stops walking. "Oh for fuck sake!" Hearing Natasha swears is not big news but when Wanda swears? Oh that's something new and it just makes this all better.

"What? Wanda, did you just swear?" Natasha's question flows from behind you.

"Y-yeah I did. I just saw that–that… What's that little cursed doll boy who kills people?! The one that I really hate!" Frustration started to show more in Wanda's voice.

"You meant Chucky?" You guessed with a soft giggle.

"YES! I just saw it run across the room real quick. Shoot! I can't see him now." Wanda eyes quickly search around the maze.

"Uh okay. Okay.. let's continue walking Wanda, that masked killer from Halloween is behind us and walking closer.” Panic screams in Nat’s tone as she pushes both you and Wanda to walk faster.

After a few steps away and the scarrer who was mentioned stops following, the maze gets quiet and dark again.

“Are you okay, y/n?” Nat sudden question behind your ear startled you a little. “Yeah, Natty. I’m okay. You scared me.” You answer. “Sorry, love.” Nat responds.

“Okay, it’s almost over. I saw the exit sign but why is it so quiet? I can’t wait to get out of here.” Wanda notices the silence is too good to be true or perhaps a little anticlimactic.

“Oh, I’m glad it’s almost—” Natasha’s words got interrupted with the loud popping and hissing sounds from the fog machine and fake thunder sounds and light. Not gonna lie it startled you and the loud screams from Natasha and Wanda didn’t help at all as one scarrer with a fake chainsaw jumped and screamed in front of Wanda.

Everything happened too quickly, you didn’t even see that coming. Three of you screamed. “Oh my god, detka are you okay?” Natasha asks and Wanda turns around to check up on you and Natasha at the same time.

“Yeah. Yeah. I’m okay but I think he’s the one that you both need to ask if he is okay.” Wanda and Natasha quickly look at the person you meant only for them to find him dropping his fake chainsaw prop, rolling on the floor moaning in agony with both of his hands covering where the pain he feels, on his crotch.

“Ah! You kicked me in the nuts, lady! Oh my god! That hurts.” The man grunts in pain as he speaks. “Uh-oh. I think I kicked him.” Wanda acknowledges.

“Uh-huh. I can see that, Wands.” Natasha replies and looks at him. You alert the staff to call the medic.

_____

Thanks to Natasha's negotiating skill, the man won't press charges on Wanda.

You and your older girlfriends walk out of the haunted houses laughing out loud of what just happened.

"I really didn't expect that you would kick somebody. I thought it would be Natty." You laugh your thoughts out.

"Y/n, I told you I didn't mean it. If I wasn't in front of you, he would scare you. It was just my instinct kicking in to protect you." Wanda backs herself up from your and Nat’s tease.

As the three of you walk further away leaving the haunted house, Wanda smells a delicious scent and Natasha sees people walk by with tasty looking food on their plate.

“What is that smell? It smells so good.” Wanda asks as she inhales more of it. 

“Oh my God, that looks so delish.” Nat’s head turns because of her gaze that’s locked to the food that passes by.

“That looks like a heart attack, Natasha.” Wanda comments.

Wanda loves cooking and Nat loves food, you know that. You are smiling at their antics. “That is one of the foods that they serve here. The food here is waaaay cheaper yet tastier than what we usually get from any fancy restaurant we always go to. Let’s try some.” you propose your plan and hook both of your arms to theirs and walk together.

“So, this pumpkin patch opens every year in the Halloween season, y/n?” Natasha asks.

“Yes. Every single year. Why, Natty?” You ask with a knowing smile. You know the reason she asks, you just want to hear it from her.

“Uh, just wondering.” A hesitant answer flows out of the redhead’s lips.

“Oh for goodness sake, Nat, just say it. You want to come back next year? I do. It’s not that bad actually.” Wanda bluntly calls her out and admits it herself at the same time.

“Yes! Okay, I want to come back next year. It was fun. Happy now??” Natasha finally admits as she tries to hold back a smile and she fails miserably.

“Yes, I am. Thank you Wanda, Natty. I love you both so much.”

“We love you too, y/n.”

This year’s Halloween is for sure the unforgettable one for you, perhaps it’s also even the best one ever.

A/n: Welp, that's it for today, peeps! Let me know what you think. Follow me for more and see you in next!

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[faline-cat444]

If this was a Hot Wheels it would probably be a car made in Milburn's likeness

All the questions seem to link themselves to the car model

[literallyadude]

The Monopoly Man

by @ OtomoRentaro

Stand User: Richard “Monopoly” Milburn Pennybags

Stand: The Tax Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0zaebtU-CA

Richard awoke his stand earlier in life after he made his first dollar, in which, a “makers tax” was placed in his hand after he sold his first lemonade in the 30s. His main stand ability is being able to take a “Tax” from any object or person he touches, ranging from time lost, money, clothing and even someone's life. The drawback being it has to be equivalent exchange, he cannot take what he hasn’t given, as with the lemonade, he sold it for less than what he bought for it. Richard has abused this nonphysical Tax Man to build up a fortune, taking effort, energy and money from any investment he gives, while he keeps amounting more and more. He hides his unnatural physique by wearing large tuxedos and covering as much of his body as possible. The type of tax “due” from a person, whether it's to him or to others, is displayed over someone's head.

[aunti-christ-ine]