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this is making me hyperventilate

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The divisiveness between trans people is so fucking manufactured, stop falling for it.

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messed up so bad at the parallel play session that i invented a new evil kind of play called perpendicular play. they won't let me visit my friend in the hospitol

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I MEAN. SURE MAN

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This remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

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We have the dumbest, greediest, most hateful, most vindicative human beings alive trying to play jenga with the US economy

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Yo mr white look what I made. That’s a stone, Jessie, you didn’t make it. It’s a football. I chiseled it, bitch. Well, alright, Jessie, throw me a pass. It’s even regulation size and shit. But not regulation weight.

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All I ever wanted was to power up and now every day 4 or 5 kids on the street throw posion darts at me

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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meet and fuck: penn & teller