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Well what dog breeds would Oscar and John be?

ok my oscar criteria was. fancy/demanding grooming needs, high energy, needs mental stimulation, independent/training-resistant. ideally neither plays well nor poorly with others. ideally smaller but not a Small dog. originally i was thinking a herding dog because they kinda wanna control everything around them, you know? however none of them fit quite right like something was always missing. but then i found this guy who is a hound:

here is what the american kennel club has to say:

The Basenji, Africa's 'Barkless Dog,' is a compact, sweet-faced hunter of intelligence and poise. They are unique and beguiling pets, best for owners who can meet their exercise needs and the challenge of training this catlike canine. Basenjis are small, graceful hounds standing 16 or 17 inches at the shoulder. They are recognizable by their glistening short coat, tightly curled tail, and wrinkled forehead and expressive almond-shaped eyes that convey a variety of subtle, humanlike emotions. Basenjis are a lovely sight at a standstill but more impressive yet at a fast trot, when they exhibit the long, smooth strides of a mini-racehorse. And yes, it's true, they don't bark, but they make their feelings known with an odd sound described as something between a chortle and a yodel. Basenjis are fastidious and will groom themselves like cats. This has been called a 'cult breed': small in numbers, but those lucky enough to own one do so with singular devotion.

perfect oscar dog. 10/10 no notes

for john. criteria are lovable/family oriented, good with people but not necessarily other dogs and children (jealousy!). protective but not aggressive. also goal oriented. bigger than whatever the oscar dog is obviously. athletic but not necessarily high energy. trainable but not necessarily adaptable. best place to start looking was retrievers & working dogs

knocked out goldens quickly because they're too friendly. more of a larry type. same with labs.

looked at a bunch across groups. ultimately, less certain here but i landed on two:

curly-coated retriever

The Curly-Coated Retriever, among the oldest of the retriever breeds, is a famously versatile gundog and peerless swimmer. Poised, proud, and wickedly smart, the Curly is a thinking person's retriever who will never quit before you do. The Curly-Coated Retriever's tight, crisp curls of either black or liver serve as waterproof and thorn-resistant all-weather gear for work in thick bramble and icy lakes. The Curly is a big, durable gun dog, but more elegant and graceful than other retrievers. Another trait that sets Curlies apart from the usual retriever is a tapered, wedge-shaped head. Like Labradors and Goldens, Curlies are affectionate and gentle, but they are a bit more independent and less needy. Playful and mischievous with loved ones, Curlies can be aloof with strangers. This wariness makes them more discerning watchdogs than other, more gregarious retrievers. These tireless dogs need lots of outdoor exercise. Bored, underemployed Curlies are a handful.

chesapeake bay retriever:

The Chesapeake Bay Retriever, peerless duck dog of the Mid-Atlantic, is an American original who embodies the classic traits of a good retriever: loyal, upbeat, affectionate, and tireless. The Chessie is famous for his waterproof coat. Chessies are strong, powerfully built gundogs standing anywhere from 21 to 26 inches at the shoulder. A male can weigh up to 80 pounds. The distinctive breed trait is a wavy coat that is oily to the touch. Chessies are solid-colored, either chocolatey brown, sedge, or deadgrass, with keen yellow-amber eyes that nicely complement the coat. Chessies are more emotionally complex than the usual gundog. Chessies take to training, but they have a mind of their own and can tenaciously pursue their own path. They are protective of their humans and polite, but not overtly friendly, to strangers. Chessies make excellent watchdogs and are versatile athletes. A well-socialized Chessie is a confident companion and world-class hunting buddy.

"emotionally complex" and all american.

not sure john is easily encapsulated in a dog breed though.

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