#Umbrella researcher

[tordoise-x3]

MY RESIDNET EVIL OC with his parasite thingy

Im kicking my feet fr

[pisces-swirlix]

after my first #netflixhate post, i spent weeks and weeks gathering data on other incidents. and now, after having just seen a post about midnight club, the circle is finally complete.

btw i will continue gathering these and my next one is gonna be a picture of julius caesar (netflix) getting stabbed 23 times by his own council members (the ghosts of Netflix Originals past)

[throes-of-warm-tornadoes]

okay no offense but i’m not a fan of Five finding his “real life” dolores. like, that diva was literally a coping mechanism for him. a tangible reminder that he was so lonely that he made a literal piece of plastic his companion. i think the idea of it is sweet but at the end of the day i think that if Five did find someone romantically it should be someone that makes him feel silly and carefree, not someone that is a fleshy replica of an Apocalyptic Souvenir

[highlyincorrect]

I’ve heard a lot of people chatting abt what sort of career Five would have if not what we got in s4 and I wanted to weigh in

Personally, with the way I thought s4 was gonna go, i figured he’d jump back to his assassin routes and maybe become a gun for hire (like he was in the comics). Even if he wanted to be on the straight and narrow path, I still don’t think the CIA would be a good fit for him (bros not a fed, ACAB🗣️)

I had a long lovely discussion with someone from ao3 on this very topic and I think they might have had smth with their response- investigative journalist

That way he can still live a very adventurous life, help people and fuck over corruption and criminals without being a part of the bureaucratic thing he doesn’t like anymore (like in the commission)

Idk tho. What do y’all think

[futurelabs]

"Wonder If It's Too Late To Be Un-Adopted" ☂️

[herbertdiscoinferno]

where were you on september 30th, 1998?

[gonetodash19]

Thank you to all the wonderful corporations supporting Pride Month!

Remember: evil doesn’t discriminate

[because-i-am-barely-even-human]

Carlos: Hey, easy lady... I got ya.

Jill: Who are you?

Carlos: Name's Carlos. And this is Dr Serra.

Luis: Does señorita has a name?

Jill: It's Jill.

Leon: ...

Luis: Oye, Yanqui, got a name?

Leon: Leon.

Luis: Quiet types, eh? Name's Luis. Encantado.

Leon: Great. We all have names. Now then— What are you doing here?

Carlos: I promise, you're in good hands. I'm with the Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service. U.B.C.S. for short. We're looking for survivors.

Luis: And I am— Well, was an Umbrella researcher.

Jill: Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? You guys are the ones who caused all of this!

Carlos: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. What are you talking about?

Luis: So you heard, huh? You don't have to worry about them anymore. Umbrella's done for.

Leon: Little hard to put my faith in someone who's working for Umbrella.

Carlos: Look, you don't have to trust us, but we're going to the shelter. You comin'?

[h1-j1nx]

All I'm sayin is if I see any of the stuff I bid on resold I'm gonna start swinging 😭 if I lost the lila stuff I bid on to you You BETTER cherish that shit with your LIFE

[judasiskariot]

I had a few conversations with people again about the retrospective of the last year. And even though my body is doing things, that maybe someone should old yeller me 😅🤣 I still can only see and think of all the wonderful moments and people I met last year 😃 No matter if real life or online.

So thanks again to everyone who gave me a nice moment.

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

when youre trying to live alone out in your field lab but then these two yahoos follow you out there and now they wont leave????

[larphis]

Yeah. You're not asexual.

Quite intruiging anon that you seem to have a better understanding of my sexuality than me myself.

I am a sex-repusled ace person. The thought of sex with myself involved in any way disgusts me, however despite a lack of sexual attraction I still have a strong sense of aesthetic attraction to people. I couldn’t care less about having intimacy with them, but I still feel extremly drawn to people’s weird quirks and character traits.

Not to mention that asexuality is a spectrum, and demisexual people as well as people who have an active sex-life are also all a part of the ace community.

I would highly recommend using the time you are investing in trying to invalidate strangers sexualities in actually researching and educating yourself about all the different forms asexuality can take.

I am valid, and it took me years to accept that about myself, and I am not going to let that be taken away by someone who hides behinds the comforts of anonymity and has not exchanged a singular word with the person that I am.

Besides I use the asexual umbrella term because it’s easier to understand - for people like you who are clearly not educated about asexual people because it’s easier than me having to explain that I am aegosexual because almost no one would know what I am even talking about.

[supercantaloupe]

truly detest how pcos tags/forums/etc are absolutely crawling with terfs

[qreepystuff]

beat re4!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[umbrellacorphq]

Once again I am BEGGING Research to consider the size of our facilities when crafting new field experiments. The average size of a lab door is 80 inches by 60 inches, but the average BOW stage 2 is 10 feet by 20 feet. Future repair costs are coming out of YOUR BUDGET.