#UUUUGGGGHHHHH

[kikiwiwiz]

Listen to personal Jesus btw

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

CLOUD BAD.

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

David Cain, when I get you, David when I find you, you motherfucker, when I fucking find you-

[dressycobra7]

me who’s been wanting to get into the one piece fandom cause I’ve started becoming obsessed with it and there’s so much content for it: 😊😊😁😍

also me realizing there’s lots of spoilers in lots of said content: ☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭

[seriesfive]

the vibes at my workplace are so horrible rn & everything is such a mess and i was so close to giving my two weeks, but the only person i could potentially train in my position is probably going to give their two weeks notice soon, and i don’t feel comfortable leaving until someone else has been actually genuinely trained in my position, because part of the problem is that no one really trained me or the person before me lmao. so ig my new plan is to approach my managers like “hey everyone in my department hates being here including me and you literally cannot afford to lose me rn but i can afford to leave, so. maybe listen to what i’m telling you we need”

[brewed-pangolin]

I don't want to be at work, I wanna be a Toys"R"Us kid.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Great, now even the Collision commentators are feuding. But if Kevin Kelly is actually a QAnon guy, fuck him.

Oh come the fuck ON, it’s always fucking something. I don’t even wanna know about that but either way I WANT MY MAN IAN BACK.

[jupitersmoonsstuff]

I literally associate Wukong with anything fucking peach related. I see anything peach-like or flavored at the store I'm like OMG WUKONG WOULD LOVE THAT!!! And I have to remind myself that he isn't actually a real person that I'm dating he's just a fictional Lego monkey

[lektricfergus]

why does this weird racist social media exchange keep getting reblogged lol why did i have to see this on my dash today. it’s not funny it’s openly mocking this dude’s name for not being anglo. can tumblr users like read what they’re reblogging

[ashtnketchup]

oooohhhh my god the new doccy who episodes suck so bad. actually so disappointed.

[spooky-peachtea]

I need spoons but all i have is a rusty spork and I need to clean my fish. wish me luck!

[mysterious-blood-pyramid]

Lol if you want a slow burn read Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/Mo Dao Zu Shi. If you want a speed run with a lot of bumps along the way read Scumbag Villain Self-Saving System/Chuān shū zìjiù zhǐnán, but if you want a man pining for 800+ years and the MC having a speed run romance/sexuality crisis read Heaven's Official Blessings/Tiān Guān Cì Fú.

Hopes this clears things up 😊

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[boymagicalgirl]

I'm really nauseous for no reason and I'm in such a shit mood cause of it. I don't wanna cook, don't wanna do anything, I just wanna lay down and watch magical girl anime.

[hxneyfarm]

i think its time for me to start being honest about my gender identity but its haaard because i thought i had it figured oooouuut

[zorosdimples]

zen’in “i’m going to fuck you” maki + okkotsu “i’m going to make love to you” yuuta