#UNIRONICALLY. no ass. NO ass

[vellichorom]

Theirry has a FAT ASS! 🤣

HE'S FLAT

[ghosted-jazz]

Happy 10th birthday Dashcon!! Get painted idiot

[scarlettjemily]

Came across this insane interaction on Twitter

Tell me why Paget unironically speaks like she’s on tumblr, I can’t anymore

AJ HAS A TINY ASS???

MINE IS BIGGER AND JUICY???

[veevil]

That's the whole siren AU

[trainquilitea]

Did they only give chuck a pet panther in that one granny may episode so he could have a pet that gets hypnotized and robs him?

Yes.

But I do not care its totally canon elsewhere, they just sleep behind the couch cuz they're nocturnal.

[elesketchii]

annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

[silvers-starrway]

ALT

Rendered some older sketches now that Silver and Nine have designs! Go check out the lineup done by @cherbearsz as Knuckles, Rouge and Whisper are there too!!

I have much more of this au I need to get posted but I'm really happy with how these renders turned out so have them for now. Finished vs initial sketch comparison for the S drawing below the cut bc I think it's neat!

[mispatchedgreens]

hello, the band au will live forever. (it's also most definitely not for research)

[p4nishers]

no really ALL im saying is if aziraphale was infront of ME and me only and even gave me a smallest amount of attention i would've already confessed right there. wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes let alone 6000 YEARS. nuh uh. especially if he slutted me out while dressed like THAT in 1793 or rizzed me up in 1941. i may be oblivious but im not dumb as fuck and i would've taken THE FUCKING HINT. unlike SOMEONE. ugh if only i was in crowley's place this shitshow wouldn't have taken more than aziraphale's eyelashes to flutter once and i'm done for the wedding is already in full swing oh lookie here a priest appeared completely out of nowhere how odd how mysterious!! anyway we must not waste this opportunity let's just get over w it for completely normal regular reasons YEP!! nothing to see here just a perfectly regular every day wedding !! like come on man atp u gotta blame urself for wasting opportunities like that

[raptureshots]

HOLYSHIT ITS BIOSHOCK DAY!!!!!!! 17 YEARS OF BIOSHOCKING BABY!!!!!!!!

Based off Butcher Vanity which is a very good song that YOU!!!! should listen to

[vellichorom]

let it be known i'm ( god willing ) the first to make among us show shipart

[himbionn]

No one can tell me that he doesn't embody ✨️Kenough✨️

[fatedroses]

Zenos viator Galvus and him trying to deal with actually feeling things for once (Even if he doesn't really understand how to handle the comfort he receives from others for it)

I am also giving this man a dad that actually cares, because this brainworm have gotten me and there is no saving me from them.

[utilitycaster]

I firmly believe that pre-taping has been, overall, good, and that anyone who claims the stream is different than when it was live is fucking making that shit up because it's indistinguishable, with the singular exception of Sam posting The Full Chetney on Twitter 2 minutes after the end of the stream with an admission that he couldn't figure out Reddit.

[spieluhrzeit]

i think about obedient puppy till way too much

like the gifs of them in paris and frau has them all on the leash and she's being her frautastic self and this puppy goes and LIFTS THE LEAD WITH HIS MOUTH LIKE A GOOD BOY?!

look, anyone who knows me knows that i love women, pretty much exclusively. but what i would give to have my own puppy till.

more of till being the best pup:

i think till looks very puppy-like with that zahnspreitzer (tooth splitter) in his mouth, gotta keep the dog well behaved so he doesn't bite

what i wouldn't give to hold hands with frau schneider as we walk through berlin with our man-puppy :3

ahem... anyways lecture concluded

[youling-the-ghost]

when two improv comedians can come up with a better love story than most Hollywood films