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vellichorom · 3 months

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Theirry has a FAT ASS! 🤣

HE'S FLAT

#anonymous #inbox #NO ass back there nothing... do you still love him #UNIRONICALLY. no ass. NO ass #Thierry tag #very important lore

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ghosted-jazz · 3 months

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Happy 10th birthday Dashcon!! Get painted idiot

#dashcon #dashcon anniversary #special shoutout to my mutuals who've been posting dashcon anniversary stuff. wouldn't have remembered without you #I was suppose to shittly paint over the image as part of this shitpost but uh- it ended up becoming a study instead?? fun?????#the birthday cake is also traced over from an image off google. It has sprinkles to represent the balls from the ball pit-#my ass cannot paint if you cant tell by how out of place that birthday hat and cake are but this is unironically pretty fun. Highly recc #artists redraw the dashcon pit for the anniversary #shitpost #my art

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scarlettjemily · 1 month

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Came across this insane interaction on Twitter

Tell me why Paget unironically speaks like she’s on tumblr, I can’t anymore

AJ HAS A TINY ASS???

MINE IS BIGGER AND JUICY???

#she also unironically tweets the GAYEST shit #aj has a tiny ass #fuck me im laughing #criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #emily prentiss #my post #jemily #jennifer jareau #paget brewster #jj #aj cook #lgbt #Paget tweets

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brainworms-all-night-long · 21 days

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I love getting possessed by the art demon only to realize halfway it forced me to bite off way more than I could chew

#sonic prime #saw a cool fox picture and thought it was sooo ninecore (<- one more time and I'll start using that term unironically)#so I made a whole ass fucking painting of it :DDD #the ear and the side of his head made me want to turn into an oister fr fr but we must persist #hey for a first full lineless render I thinks its good enough!!#miles nine prower #nine the fox #me does arts #actually finished doodl #can you tell I gave up on that shirt lmao

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elesketchii · 1 year

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annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

#mor/stons DNI you guys are gross #while i was making this i was asking myself if john would even be this immature but then i remembered how much of a manchild he is in canon #the way one of his canon lines is ‘you couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass’ this man hasn’t matured past the age of 13 #he’d unironically call arthur a poopoo head #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #arthur morgan #charles smith #john marston #charthur #my art #digital art #fanart #sketches

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silvers-starrway · 5 months

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Rendered some older sketches now that Silver and Nine have designs! Go check out the lineup done by @cherbearsz as Knuckles, Rouge and Whisper are there too!!

I have much more of this au I need to get posted but I'm really happy with how these renders turned out so have them for now. Finished vs initial sketch comparison for the S drawing below the cut bc I think it's neat!

#starrway art #image id in alt #sonic #sonic fanart #sonic murder drones au #sonic md au #sonic au #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #nine the fox #sonic prime #murder drones #oh yeah babyyyyy finally uploading more #I've got some other silver pieces related to episode 7 I gotta post too hehehehe #And a whole ass comic page in the works with a potential other one I wanna make too???#this au is doing stuff to my brain man #unironically it's helping me so much in getting better at expressions and just drawing sonic characters in general

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mispatchedgreens · 6 months

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hello, the band au will live forever. (it's also most definitely not for research)

#the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #general ouyang #xu da #zhu yuanzhang #my art #hey listen this is a lazy ass sketch but we get what we get #the point is them. comfortable and safe and happy #ouyang unironically but secretly cries to bring me to life that's my meta hot take for today #i've solved the complex question. zhu and ouyang's dynamic is actually just #ouyang wailing amy lee's parts while zhu does the crappy nu metal rap bits #band au

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p4nishers · 1 year

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no really ALL im saying is if aziraphale was infront of ME and me only and even gave me a smallest amount of attention i would've already confessed right there. wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes let alone 6000 YEARS. nuh uh. especially if he slutted me out while dressed like THAT in 1793 or rizzed me up in 1941. i may be oblivious but im not dumb as fuck and i would've taken THE FUCKING HINT. unlike SOMEONE. ugh if only i was in crowley's place this shitshow wouldn't have taken more than aziraphale's eyelashes to flutter once and i'm done for the wedding is already in full swing oh lookie here a priest appeared completely out of nowhere how odd how mysterious!! anyway we must not waste this opportunity let's just get over w it for completely normal regular reasons YEP!! nothing to see here just a perfectly regular every day wedding !! like come on man atp u gotta blame urself for wasting opportunities like that

#lets all be completely absolutely dead fr rn. if aziraphale smiled at YOU and complimented YOUR stars u would've fallen ass over heels in #love too dont deny it now #just SOME OF US would actually do something abt that shit rather than sigh and yearn and crave and whatever tf that simp ass got up to #im joking btw but COME ON he's soo pretty i wouldn't have been strong enough to wait any time at all #im reading a fic where everyone is under a love spell over aziraphale and fall immediately in love w him the moment they look at him and im #just now realizing that's unironically how i'd act around him if he was real and that's embarrassing as shit #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziracrow

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raptureshots · 1 month

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HOLYSHIT ITS BIOSHOCK DAY!!!!!!! 17 YEARS OF BIOSHOCKING BABY!!!!!!!!

Based off Butcher Vanity which is a very good song that YOU!!!! should listen to

#bioshock #bioshock fanart #jack wynand #jack bioshock #i changed my jack design again cuz. i could? idunno #i usually avoid drawing him w Light backgrounds but this is a special occasion !!!!!#Happy Birthday to the game that has unironically almost ruined my life. So Many Times!!!#AND THE GAME THAT GAVE ME MY STUPID ASS HUSBAND!!!!!!#love you Bioshock <3 #cw eyestrain

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himbionn · 1 year

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No one can tell me that he doesn't embody ✨️Kenough✨️

#chat noir #adrien agreste #mlb #miraculous ladybug #he is kenough #he is every single line in that godforsaken song #and you bet your ass hed say kenough unironically #i have so many thoughts #and they are also stupid #just like him

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fatedroses · 27 days

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Zenos viator Galvus and him trying to deal with actually feeling things for once (Even if he doesn't really understand how to handle the comfort he receives from others for it)

I am also giving this man a dad that actually cares, because this brainworm have gotten me and there is no saving me from them.

#ffxiv #sketch #zenos yae galvus #adventurer zenos #durante #zero #local man learns how to feel again... and is regretting it immensely-#as his old habits of “ignore” or “shut down” dont work that well anymore #because #at least from what I've personally looked into #unironically zenos' method of reaper contract was the smartest way to go about- he wouldnt have had the context that they used to be people #but I also write Zenos with the thought that he would abhor becoming anything like Varis-#and I dont think he'd like being directly responsible for turning another person into a weapon or a tool like how he was- intentional or no #and I think its just a neat point of tension between adventurer zenos and zero #and it just ends feeding into what I write one of his main hurdles being #his resignation that he may never change- or that he isnt worth compassion because of the circumstances he grew up in #and him being so ready to take blame and resign the possibility of apologizing because (given context) i dont doubt #that Varis had constantly blamed him for Carosa's death #and it also just gives me a bit of reasoning why him being called a monster (specifically thinking of the scene with Krile) sets him off #I also just like the idea of Durante taking him in as a hesitant mentor and accidently bonding with him- even beyond the theories I have #(and this is totally me being biased because I ADORE durante as a character)#but I think helping Zenos and the way Zenos and Wol would later interact with each other would give him a measure of peace #of being able to guide someone and be there for someone like it seemed golbez was for him #I also think zenos deserves at least one warm fatherly hug #and who better than the strange old ass voidsent who could honestly probably rotate him any moment his guard is down

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vellichorom · 4 months

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let it be known i'm ( god willing ) the first to make among us show shipart

#uwu art #Among Us #Among Us Show #Yellow #Brown #White #Orange #literally how would i tag these. good luck #if this comes back & bites me in the ass somehow i'm going into the woods & never coming back #these are unironic btw & if these become canon you owe me 10 dollars

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utilitycaster · 8 months

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I firmly believe that pre-taping has been, overall, good, and that anyone who claims the stream is different than when it was live is fucking making that shit up because it's indistinguishable, with the singular exception of Sam posting The Full Chetney on Twitter 2 minutes after the end of the stream with an admission that he couldn't figure out Reddit.

#cr spoilers #more generally i have a lot of thoughts re some of the entitlement this past week/early chat like playing backseat producer is NOT cute.#like ok 23 year old with poorly managed depression your ass CANNOT make informed production decisions.#or like. wow. tlovm is not coming out as soon as past seasons? almost like a significant character's VA died and also there was a strike.#but that was also a problem with early lockdown [remember the unironic masque of the red death suggestions]#unfortunately when you have a good show the entitled pricks will arrive to see it #(should add: i have been the 23 yo w/poorly managed depression this is why i'm judging that mindset.)

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its-your-mind · 2 years

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Another thing that’s super cool about Dracula Daily is that along with how those long stretches of time where we didn’t hear anything served to drive home the length of jonathan’s stay at Castle Dracula, reading these Incredibly Long Emails just serves to drive home how MUCH is happening within the span of a few days. Like, in the last four days we’ve gotten WAY more content than we got for like, the entirety of the summer

Reading the book as a Book, this pacing would have felt pretty normal, but reading it one day at a time shows just how batshit crazy these people’s lives have gotten so quickly. One week ago Arthur literally did not know that vampires EXISTED and today he’s out there actively hunting one to save his new best friend Mina

#dracula #dracula daily #unironically I love all of these characters so much??#like not to be that guy but like DAMN there’s a reason classics are classics! this book kicks ass!!#mina harker #jonathan harker

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youling-the-ghost · 2 months

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when two improv comedians can come up with a better love story than most Hollywood films

#shoot from the hip #the unrelenting aubergine #tom mayo #luke manning #titch and derek make my aroace ass believe in love again #the fact that there are basically no fics of them on ao3 is criminal #watch this be the thing that breaks me out of my 6 month-long writer's block #the unrelenting aubergine is unironically so good in general #easily my favourite of their improvised plays #also the lighting goes so hard in these screenshots #luke is so pretty in p2

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roadunk1ll · 5 months

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I’m back on my bs (yuzuru hanyu inspired Tim figure skater brain rot) he occupies my mind 24/7

#tim drake #figure skater au #dc fanart #hehehehehe #tim Drake figure skater au #he deserves a little ice #as a treat #I made his costume based off the n52 rr suit #I hate n52 with all of my heart #but he kind of ate tbh #also wings #WINGS #he was so real for his goofy ass glider cape #unironically one of my favorite things ever #bring it back pls #tim drake fanart #timothy drake

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