#Tyler is an amazing wingman

[shannara810]

The 666 Club was one of first Outcast speakeasy bars ever built in the USA during the Prohibition era.

The solid wood walls, the soft lights, the long red velvet curtains: nothing had really changed from that infamous night when Bartholomew "Barty" Addams had won the bar in a heated poker game against Al Capone. A game, the legend said, which had lasted three days and three nights, before Gomez’ ancestor had defeated his opponent and was forced to flee to save his own skin.

"You cheated!" the gangster had said.

"Maybe" had been Barty's answer, but now The 666 Club was legally his.

During that tense game some patrons swore that even the Devil had been sitting at Addams' poker table, but whether it was legend or truth didn't matter: an invite to The 666 Club could open you doors everywhere.

Secret alliances, murders, wicked pacts. Much of the Outcast history had been written within the walls of that gentleman's club.

Xavier Thorpe hated being here.

He hated his father for forcing him to take part in this ridiculous show of power and money. He hated his father for showing him off to his business partners like a stud to breed for their pre-teen daughters. He hated his father for making him feel once again as a child unable to rebel.

However, more than his father tonight he hated Calhoun Blair.

A waiter passed by and Xavier reached out to grab the umpteenth champagne flute. He had no intention of leaving his comfortable hiding place and, above all, he had no plan to stay sober. It was time to take extreme measures to survive this horrible night.

The long velvet curtain hid him from those old baboons, so he could observe them all without being disturbed. His father's orders were to not embarrass him or the family name and that's what Xavier was going to do: get wasted in silence and be done with it.

Ugh.

He could feel those dark eyes on him again.

Those warm baby eyes that made him want to run and paint them again and again, till he got their shade right.

Fucking Cal Blair.

The Prodigy Painter.

The Dreamseer.

The son his father had wished for.

Fucking Cal and his fucking talent, with which he had stolen the first prize from Xavier at the most famous Art Contest of the country. And what was worst was that the fucking bastard had tried to congratulate him for his work. Had dared to call his painting wonderful and terrific, before Xavier had yelled at him to fuck off.

Bianca was right: he couldn't accept a defeat even if his life depended on it.

Xavier gulped down his champagne. He really needed another one.

"Should we kill him?"

"The fuck?!"

Without making any noise Tyler Addams had appeared at his side and for a moment, Xavier thought his heart had stopped.

Fucking Hyde and his fucking scary powers. Gods, his head was spinning. How much had he drunk tonight? "Why are you here, Addams?"

"I saw you hiding back here like a loser, so I thought I’d say hi. Are you not happy to see me, roomie?"

"Don't. Call. Me. That."

The Hyde looked like a male model, confident in his skin and uncaring of everything and everyone who wasn't Wednesday Addams or their family.

Xavier envied the other boy. Maybe not his murderous tendencies or his spooky quirks, but it must have been nice to be so unconcerned about the expectations of the world.

"You should be gentler with your best friend, you know?"

"I've never said we were friends, Addams!"

Tyler gave the other boy one of his "I know something you don't know" smirk and looked back at the dark haired painter who was still talking with his father on the other side of the room.

Not for the first time, Xavier felt leery of the Hyde's interest in him. The monster's obsession with Wednesday Addams was well known after all, and with his old crush on the girl Xavier had been sure that Tyler would not have had any issues to rip his throat. Instead, the curly haired boy had started to treat him almost as the Thorpe heir was a pet to care for.

"So why do we hate him?"

"I don't know what you're talking about".

"Xavier, Xavier, Xavier. You're a lousy liar, my friend". Silent as only a predator could be, the Hyde moved to his right side, getting in his personal space. Xavier could now feel the other's warm breath on his neck.

"Don't you have some poor fool to tear to pieces?" His voice was shacking, but he kept staring straight ahead. He would never give Tyler fucking Addams the satisfaction of seeing how uncomfortable the other Outcast could make him feel.

"Mmm, nope. I promised my cockroach I would have been on my best behaviour tonight. And it wouldn’t be polite to start a bloodbath without her, would it?"

"You're crazy".

"Aren't we all?" Tyler's expression was that of a dazed man and Xavier granted himself a nervous laugh. How pathetic you had to be if even a crazy Addams - this crazy Addams - would try to cheer you up?

The Hyde put an arm around his shoulders, bringing him closer. "Smile, mon cher. As if I had just told you the funniest joke in this world".

"What are you playing at, Tyler?"

A strange new dizziness struck him and Xavier felt his knees fail. The music, the lights, the smoked air: everything was too much. His heart was racing, the pounding echoing in his ears.

"Your boy is looking at us, mon cher. Are you sure you want to kill him? Because I would go for Plan B".

"And what's that?"

His father still had his back to him but now Cal was silent, staring at Xavier with a pleading look in his eyes. His big dark eyes.

Such nice eyes.

"He wants to fuck you, roomie. Or, not. He wants for you to drag him in the broom closet and make a man out of him". Tyler put his chin on the painter's shoulder. "Uhhh, I can smell his fear from here, you know. Poor lovely boy. He is scared I will take you away from him".

"You don't know what you're talking about".

Tyler merely shrugged off. He fixed Xavier's hair, raising an eyebrow like the other boy had just said something ridiculous. "Don't be such a sourpuss, Xav. I'm not stupid. Only differently sane".

The Thorpe heir tried to swallow his nerves. Perhaps it was the alcool or maybe Tyler's mind games, but the idea of kissing Cal had suddenly become not so bad. "I'm not gay".

"Never said you were. But that boy over there wants to jump your bones, so why not take advantage of it?"

"What do want, Tyler?"

For a moment Tyler's eyes flashed red and Xavier could feel a shiver run down his back. The eyes of a Beast, possessive and dark. "You're a friend, Xavier. And I always take care of what's mine".

"Won't Wednesday be jealous?" It was a weak joke, but better than nothing.

Tyler laughed heartily, his Beast asleep yet again. "Mon ange de la nuit knows I would never betray her. I'm hers and she is mine. In this life and the next. Keep up, Xav".

"Why am I still hanging out with you?"

"Because you're a douche and what other choice do you have? Ajax?"

"I. Fucking. Hate. You".

He wanted to say something witty, but his words died when Calhoun Blair made his way towards them. The Dreamseer's smile was bashful and cowed, like a deer in the face of a hunter. "I hope I'm not disturbing".

"Nope, I was just leaving. I'm sure Tio Gomez is looking for me".

"Oh". Cal offered the curly haired boy his hand, like the perfect gentleman he was. And for the umpteenth time Xavier could not decide if he wanted to bash his face in the wall or kiss him senseless. "I'm Cal Blair, nice to meet you".

Tyler narrowed his eyes almost as he was weighing Cal up, before shooking said hand. Cal’s face writhed in a grimace of suffering even though he tried to conceal the pain.

"Tyler Addams, le plaisir est pour moi".

A strange awkward silence fell between them, before Tyler shook his head amused and left them to meet the older Addams. When he passed by, the Hyde gave Xavier a pat on the back. "Let me know if I have to help you with the body, mon cher".

Cal looked at them like he was not sure what was going on, but in that moment Xavier decided that he really didn't want to know. The night was still young and perhaps it was about time he took a page out of the Hyde's book.

What could possibly go wrong?

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@fullofwoe5321 for you 🖤 Thank you for my new headcanon of Xavier being Bi and for Tyler as his amazing and creepy wingman 🤣

* She runs away because what the heck is this? And it's late and you should never fight with English grammar this late 🥲*

[lucas-koh]

Stitches - Bryce Lahela x MC VI

Parts 1-5 are linked in my bio

Doesn’t exactly follow canon, but elements of canon. FWB.

Song: You’re The One That I Want - John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John

Rating: M, mentions of sex, language

Word Count: 3140

It’s a cheesey one fellas so strap in!

Taglist: @lahellacute @lahamseiroshoe @anotherbeingsworld @fuseboxmusebox @choicesficwriterscreations @bubblelaureno @bratzlahela @eleanorbloom

Chapter Six: Bad Luck Bryce

By now it was just under a week into November, everything was getting colder, and the hospital was getting busier as it did in the winter months. As a result free time was getting more scarce.

One chilly night after too long away, the group were at Donohue’s - to the surprise of absolutely no-one.

They sat in much the same positions as they had on Halloween: Suki and Aurora across from Sienna and Jackie, and Elijah at the head. He was engrossed in a lengthy story told to him concerning one of his patients’ crazy life.

“…and the bouncers caught her! Right at that moment!”

Jackie exhaled, “I can’t tell if she’s actually just insane or bullshitting you. What was she in hospital for, again?”

“Uh, an ear infection.” Elijah looked sheepish as he said this.

“Hmm.” Jackie mused while everyone else burst out laughing.

“Probably bullshitting you.” Grinned Aurora.

Soon enough, the conversation turned to a hottie at the bar.

“Nope, never seen him before, he definitely doesn’t work at the hospital.” Said Jackie.

“I’m certain! I think he works at the cafeteria.” Sienna said. “Suki! Go and ask him.”

“Why me?”

“Well, you’re so busy all the time I think it would do you good to get dating.”

Suki knew part of the reason Sienna was doing this was because she herself had been out on a date with the cute nurse from before, Danny, and wanted everyone else to be happy too.

“Yeah I’m good, thanks Si.”

“Suki, he is cute. And you are really busy.” Added Jackie.

“I’m just not really into dating at the moment.”

“Okay.”

The topic was dropped. Or at least, Suki thought so until Jackie headed to the toilets and Elijah to the bar, leaving Sienna, Aurora, and Suki alone at the booth.

“I don’t understand why you’re not putting yourself out there more,” Sienna said, “I mean you’re single, beautiful, smart, did I mention single?”

Suki laughed. “Sienna, I’m married to the job, I don’t have time for a relationship.”

“I didn’t say you needed a relationship, just… to relax a little…”

“Who says I’m not already sorted?” She tried to cut Sienna off quickly to avoid the subject.

Sienna narrowed her eyes for a moment, then laughed. “You’re not.”

“How would you know!?”

“Because I’ve never seen a single guy sneaking out of your bedroom.”

At that, Suki tried her hardest not to flush like a beetroot, pointedly avoiding Aurora’s sly smirk out of the corner of her eye. Sienna obviously hadn’t cottoned on to the fact that Suki had been ‘working’ a lot of nights.

“Drop it, Sienna. Suki’s obviously just more interested in the hospital,” Aurora said with a cool but knowing smile. Suki gave her a light nod back as thanks.

“Oh, fine. But if you ever need a wingman…”

—-

Since Halloween, Bryce had become a permanent fixture of the group. If it wasn’t Elijah inviting him along, it was Jackie. Gradually Suki became less uncomfortable at his presence, and less worried that they’d be caught out.

So he turned up at the bar a little after the rest of them, once again sinking into the booth beside Suki. The group fell into a comfortable rapport. It felt like they’d all known each-other for years as opposed to the two short months.

As Jackie was diving into a roast of one of the other interns, Bryce edged closer to Suki so that now each part of his side was up against her. He placed a hand on her thigh, and Suki noticed he was wearing those silver rings across his hands again. She tried to make her intake of breath as subtle as possible, but didn’t try to get him to move his hand away, either. In truth, she liked it there. It was hidden under the table, so no one else noticed.

“Suki knows a thing or two about how sexy I am?”

“Huh?” Suki had been momentarily out of the conversation, and the sentence which she was pulled back for was not a relaxing one.

Bryce smirked when he realised he’d got her attention, and squeezed the spot on her thigh. “On day one, when your face met my chest.”

“Oh! Oh, yeah,” she laughed awkwardly, hoping no one noticed how rushed or relieved it was.

Aurora noticed Suki’s rush, and explained: “he’s trying to convince us to go to the gym at the hospital. He says it’s how he got, quote, ‘so hot’.”

“Yeah, not gonna happen Lahela.” For the first time in a while Suki turned to look at him, instantly feeling less embarrassed. It was like when she knew other people were there, it was embarrassing, but if it was just him? It wasn’t so bad.

“Your loss.”

“I’m sure.”

“Well, I’m gonna grab a round. Don’t miss me too much,” he winked, mostly at Suki, but to quell suspicion spun his eyes round the whole group, too.

As his figure disappeared towards the bar and the spot on Suki’s thigh started getting cold, she cleared her throat.

“Okay. Are we gonna talk about this insane chemistry between you and Bryce?” Sienna whispered behind her glass opposite Suki, but it wasn’t very sly. Luckily, everyone else was engrossed in their own conversations.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Suki! A blind person could see it. He’s good looking and an amazing surgeon apparently! He’s maybe a bit cocky but…”

“I thought you said you were going to drop this.”

“Right, sorry,” Sienna looked at Suki apologetically, it was probably the alcohol which had made her forget so Suki wasn’t mad. She was confused though. By ‘chemistry’, Sienna obviously meant ‘sexual tension’, but Suki hadn’t thought it was obvious to anyone else.

Bryce eventually returned and the group fell back into their routine. They sat and laughed through various terrible karaoke performances, until Elijah got the guts to go up and do his own. The group got up from their booth to stand closer to the stage area to cheer for him.

Turned out Elijah could sing, and he glided through a smooth rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of The Heart.

When he returned to the group, everyone was congratulating and whooping for him.

“Bryce! You’re up now!” Sienna tapped him on the back enthusiastically as though she was gearing him up for a ring fight.

“Oh yeah, I’m awesome at karaoke.”

“Suki you go with him!” Encouraged Sienna.

“Si-”

“Enjoy!” She pushed both Suki and Bryce towards the stage with each of her hands.

They bumped into each-other slightly as they were bumbled up the steps.

“S-sorry.”

But Bryce just rested his hand on the small of her back and guided her over to the centre of the stage. He gave her an eyebrow wiggle before stepping over the the jukebox and picking a song.

Then he brandished from his jeans pocket some gaudy pink sunglasses with yellow detailing and stick-out pineapple trees on the sides.

“…Bryce- where the hell did those come from?”

“I always come prepared.” He slipped them on as music began to flood from the jukebox.

Oh no. Suki knew this beat.

Bryce handed her a microphone and began to tap his foot energetically, grinning at her.

“I got chills, they’re multiplyin’, and I’m looooosin control, ‘cuz the power you’re supplyin’ - it’s electrifying!”

And honestly? His voice wasn’t bad at all. But that didn’t change the fact that Suki was absolutely mortified to be stood up on a stage at a local dive bar singing Grease with her fuck buddy. She wanted to crawl into a very small hole and hibernate for at least a week.

But she couldn’t, because her line was up.

She looked over to Bryce, who was doing some awkward standing dance moves as he sang, all confidence as usual, looking ridiculous in his palm tree sunglasses. But he was looking at her.

Well, she presumed so. It was hard to see under the sunglasses.

All the same, the thought calmed her, and she couldn’t help but smile as she sang:

“You better shape up, ‘cuz I need a man! And my heart is set on you.”

Suki was… unfortunately definitely not a singer. She was somewhat in tune, but that was about it. Bryce’s confidence was rubbing off on her, though.

By the time the chorus came around, she was loving every minute of it. This was not the Suki that usually reared her head. Doing embarrassing things in public was something she would ordinarily avoid at all costs. The crowd had slipped away and it was just her and Bryce being ridiculous. They faced each-other as they sang.

“You’re the one that I want!”

They could hear their friends cheering from not far off, egging the whole silly thing on. Then with the next verse, they were back to back, laughing as they sang. At this point Suki was finding the whole thing absolutely hilarious.

They kept singing through the song, frequently drawn back to each other’s eyes for some reason.

“I need a man, who can keep me satisfied,” Suki blushed at the implication of the line, trying not to look at Bryce as she sang it. But he was smirking, as she expected.

And then the song was over, and Bryce and Suki were met with… not much reception at all. The only cheers came from their friends, but they didn’t care, as their friends were whooping loud enough.

Bryce pulled Suki into a hug and swung from one foot to the other.

“Nicely done, Santa Fe,” he muttered in her ear, breath hot.

“Yeah, you too.”

They stepped from the stage, letting the next group up to perform, and rejoining their friends. They all congregated around the bar and indulged in another round.

Bryce and Suki unintentionally leaned on the bar beside each-other after they ordered. He looked at her, mulling over his thoughts.

“You’re different than you were.”

“What?” Then, after a second Suki realised what he meant. “Do you mean you remember me from college?”

He just laughed and sipped his drink. What? Why was he so weird whenever she brought it up? Why would he say that if he didn’t want to talk about it?

And then just as he looked as through he might say something, eyes crinkled with humour and mouth agape, a girl came up behind him. Her arm slid down his shoulder, catching his attention.

“Hey… so you were, like, really good up there.”

Suki wanted to snort, loudly. That was the best she had? He was messing around the whole time and wasn’t even trying. But she didn’t, just kept her eyes on the bar as she waited for their drinks.

“Thanks, I don’t mean to toot my own horn but-“

Seriously? He was always tooting his own horn. For some reason, this was annoying Suki.

The girl giggled and Suki felt her jaw tighten. She turned away to try and shut out the rest of the conversation, silently begging the bartender to slide over a tequila shot stat.

But she couldn’t help but watch as Bryce flirted with her, leaning confidently against the bar and letting the girl rest her hand on his bicep.

Why the hell do I care? I’m just sleeping with the guy. It’s just the alcohol. And – she’s annoying! It’s got nothing to do with him, she’s just being annoying, right?

And then after simpering for far too long, the girl slipped away with a wink toward the toilets. Suki swore she heard her say ‘come and find me.’ Bryce saw Suki trying her hardest not to look at him, and slid across the bar towards her.

“Oh my,” he smirked. “You’re actually jealous.”

“Uh!” Suki scoffed, “jealous of what?”

“Her. Because you want to be the one I’m flirting with.”

“Don’t be so ridiculous. We’re just two people who sleep together, I don’t need you to flirt with me.”

“You like it though.” And with that he lifted one of his fingers on the bar to trace across her own. She didn’t want to admit that she liked the way she could see the tendons move amongst his silver rings.

“Stop,” she laughed dryly, hoping her face wasn’t giving away her embarrassment as it always did. She pulled her hand from his quickly, “I already told you I’m not here to boost your ego, and I am not jealous.”

“Well, if you say so, I’ll go and take her up on her offer.”

So she had told him to go and find her. But Suki didn’t know what to say. She wasn’t jealous, so there was nothing stopping him from going.

Bryce moved to go, and Suki was expecting him to go towards the toilets, but instead he crossed the circle to stand by Jackie.

God, what was she doing? She needed to get out of her head, and the best way to do that recently had been… well, sleeping with Bryce.

So she didn’t really think twice when her feet carried her over to him.

“You’re coming home with me tonight,” she whispered in his ear.

“Oh, am I?”

“Yes.”

“Well you see, I sort of was thinking about going home with her,” he nodded his head over to the girl from before, who was smiling at him from the other side of the bar.

“Sure, if that’s what you want,” she said lowly, “but I know exactly what you like.”

Bryce chuckled under his breath, already knowing he’d say yes.

“You don’t think they’ll notice?” He flicked his eyes to the roommates.

“We’ll figure it out.” As she said this Suki brushed a finger down the back of Bryce’s neck. Lust darkened his eyes and he looked at her from the corner of them.

“Yeah, we’re going to have to figure it out.”

—-

The next day, Suki was walking down the main halls on her way to a quick coffee break when she spotted something going on.

Bryce was pacing by the wall, and a couple of nurses were whispering a little ways away. His hands were frantically threading through his hair and dragging down his face. He paused for a moment, hands locked under his chin.

Suki couldn’t quite work out what was going on. She’d never seen him… frustrated? Before. And what on earth could have him so restless? He was an incredibly easygoing guy and ridiculously sure of himself.

Then he kicked the wall in frustration. A gruff grunt. The turning away afterwards to pace a little more. The flinch from the nearby nurses. The barely there whispered ‘fuck’ that Suki could only just make out. Suki rushed over to him.

“What are you doing?” She hissed, equal parts confused and concerned.

He seemed to jump ever so slightly at the sudden speech, but he didn’t even look at her as he responded.

“I fucking lost it. I lost the surgery.”

Oh. The bed-brag surgery he’d told her about last week. The one he was looking forward to so much, that had made his face swell with joy he couldn’t hide.

Suki could see from her angle his jaw was clenched tightly as though he was biting down on something hard to chew. She looked around the hall – people were staring.

“Hey-” She reached out and grabbed at a bunch of his shirt, pulling him through double doors down to a corridor nearby. It was thankfully empty.

“What?” Bryce asked, looking down the corridor.

“Everyone was looking, I assumed you’d want some privacy.”

“I don’t give a shit,” he growled. Suki was a little taken aback, but she continued anyway.

“What happened?”

“Doesn’t matter,” he snapped.

“I just wanna help, Bryce.”

Bryce then was surprised at her use of his name. It felt intimate, knowing. Sure she’d said it before, but it felt different.

“Yeah well this isn’t your business. We’re only-”

“Okay. Fine,” she cut him off, not needing to hear the rest of his sentence. If he didn’t want the help, there was nothing she could do.

“I- I’m sorry I’m just-“ he seemed to melt ever so slightly, the red dissipating and his eyes now looking into hers, realising he shouldn’t be taking this out on her.

“I know,” she said straightforwardly.

An unspoken understanding passed between the two.

Bryce sighed. “Apparently someone told Dr. Emery that I’m irresponsible.”

“What? On what grounds?”

He let out a dry laugh, shaking his head bitterly. “I don’t know. They’re already jealous of me for getting the surgery in the first place and apparently going out for karaoke the night before your first surgery is enough to be told you’re not taking this seriously.”

“Seriously? But I left yours before midnight? You slept well and barely even drank?”

He just shrugged, clearly aware that if he said much more he might get mad again.

“I’m sorry. Really. I know you were looking forward to that,” Suki said soberly.

He tried not to furrow his brow too hard as she looked up at him.

There was this awful nagging that part of this was her fault. Maybe if she hadn’t been so overcome with frustration at that girl and gone home with Bryce, this wouldn’t have happened. But then, it did seem an overreaction to take away a surgery from someone over karaoke. There must be more to the story. But Suki didn’t want to push, Bryce didn’t seem in the sharing mood.

Without even looking around, Bryce placed a hand on the wall and leaned in to kiss her.

“Bryce! Not here.” She backed away.

“Shit. Yeah.” He pushed off the wall and ran a hand down his worn face. “I just need to get over it.”

“You’re allowed to be annoyed about it!”

“Yeah, um, right.” He seemed… embarrassed? Was he annoyed that she hadn’t kissed him?

This wasn’t the guy she’d been sleeping with for the past couple of months; or the popular, happy-go-lucky college student she’d met all those years ago. It definitely wasn’t the guy who’d pretended to be Danny Zuko the night before. He was clearly pretty upset by this. Obviously, he puts so much pressure on himself, she thought.

“You wait here, ok? I’ll be right back,” she said sternly, before heading back through the double doors. A cold glass of water would be a good wake up call. Sure, it made sense that he’d turn to sex in his frustration, but he knew their rules. He knew they weren’t to hook up at work and Suki was wondering why he’d even tried. And then what his response had been about. That whole interaction was still reeling in Suki’s head as she reached the water dispenser.

But when Suki returned to the corridor, Bryce had disappeared.

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

Could I get some like. Meeting Wes and he like falls in love with the reader? And maybe they meet because the readers friends with joven?? And also the reader is like "oh my god he's perfect." And the mutual friend has to be like. A wingman for BOTH but see here's the thing they're TERRIBLE at it. What? I haven't been thinking about this at all what are you talking about nope no hyperfixation to be found here nothing to see officer goodbye (I love you you're amazing)

Okay! So I mentioned doing this - this is the Wes blurb series I was thinking of and I’ve decided that I’m just gonna do it bc I’m in love with this concept and Wes so yeah - basically this is a scene where they initially get introduced and then you guys can request blurbs with the same ‘reader’ and universe (like requesting different wingman scenarios etc.) and then I’ll put them all together on a masterlist :)

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Wes looked up when Joven walked into the room, laughing at something the woman accompanied him was saying.

The woman had a pair of headphones resting around her neck. There was a soft smile on her face as she said something to Joven, her eyebrows quirking a little, seemingly to emphasise her point and Joven laughed even harder, rolling his eyes and shaking his head at her. 

Lasercorn followed them into the room, his smile widening when he saw the woman, who he quickly pulled into a hug, his eyes bright with excitement from seeing her. 

Wes wondered who she was, considering that she seemed to be so well acquainted with his friends, it would have made sense for him to also know the woman, but he had no idea of who she was.

“Mari - who’s that?” Wes asked, leaning across the table to talk to his friend, who was in conversation with Noah. Mari looked over at Joven, Lasercorn and the woman who were stood in the doorway of Lasercorn’s filming room, just a little too far away for Wes, Mari and Noah to be able to hear what they were talking about.

“Oh - yeah, she’s one of Joven’s friends. A game designer, I think. I have met her before but I can’t remember her name,” Mari explained, grimacing a little unsurely.

“Guys! This is Y/N,” Joven introduced, pushing the woman in front of him to stand in front of the group. Y/N gave an awkward smile and wave to the group of YouTubers.

“Hey - it’s nice to meet you all. Joven’s told me a lot about you,” she said.

“That’s Wes and Noah and you’ve met Mari before,” Lasercorn introduced, pointing people out in turn.

“Ah, so you guys are all one dnd group, then?” Y/N asked, directing the question to her two friends who nodded. “Cool,” she smiled.

“Do you wanna work in my study?” Lasercorn offered. “But you should probably say hi to Tyler first otherwise he’ll be offended,” he added and Y/N laughed. 

“Of course I’ll say hello to my favourite small child,” Y/N assured him. “But I’m fine with just working in the kitchen, don’t worry about it.”

“The other dnd group are in the kitchen but you know Sohinki and you’ve met Boze and Flitz right?” Y/N nodded.

“Yeah - reckon they’ll mind me crashing and doing some work there?”

“Nah, they won’t care,” Lasercorn assured her. “Joven... you wanna get set up and I’ll help Y/N get set up?” Joven nodded in agreement as Lasercorn led Y/N out of the room and into the kitchen.

“What’s she doing here?” Mari asked in confusion.

“Oh - her office is flooded so she’s having to work from home but her roommate has her boyfriend over so Y/N asked if she could come work here, she does it a fair bit because she babysits Tyler a lot,” Joven explained, sitting down and looking through his notebook.

“She seems cool,” Wes mentioned, gaining the attention of his three other friends, who shot him knowing looks filled with amusement.

“By ‘cool’ do you mean ‘cute’?”

[crimsonbluemoon]

35 terrormoo for the prompt thingy?

So the Corona Virus just cancelled my job for the next week or so (not completely, but I work in schools 80% of the day, and since there’s no school…yeah) 

Which means more of these drabbles get done! And I’m already on chapter three of the Virus AU (I feel its gonna need a new name now…>.>) so enjoy

This idea was from an old AU I wanted to write for Terrormoo. In it, Brock’s a prince who runs away from his life when realizing he’ll have to marry for his crown, and meets Brian, an Irish transfer student who Brock falls in love with along the way.

The inspiration for this story is “(Kissed You) Goodnight” By Gloriana

Number: 35Prompt: aggressively possessive kisses where person A growls “mine” into person B’s mouthPairing: Terrormoo

“Thank you for everything tonight.” Brock glanced away from Brian when he swung the keys on his lanyard around, unsure if the nervous energy swelling in his stomach would ever dissipate. He’d been to royal balls, met with princes from multiple parts of the world, and had been told he would soon rule the entire kingdom of his native country. One day, he would be king, even if he’d run away when hearing about the arranged marriage that he had to agree to for his crown. He would be in charge of thousands of people, and he had some trepidation about that. But none of those grand achievements made his palms as sweaty as the sheepish smile of the Irish man standing in front of him. A flickering porchlight over his ‘house’ (the little cottage had been bought for him and his adviser, Marcel, while Brock ‘had his rebellious stage’) steadied itself, showing off the bright blue gaze that met his without fear or awe. There was a charge, a tension, but it was a nervous rush that Brock wanted to grasp onto with both hands.

“It was nothing,” Brian answered, hand scratching the back of his neck while he laughed. But to Brock, it had been more than he’d ever dreamed of. While he was a child, being forced to learn the foxtrot and three different languages, Brock had dreamed of just being normal. Of running along the beaches with friends, of jumping into lakes or going bowling without a shield of bodyguards around him. At the amusement park, Tyler had stayed sorta close (though Craig had done a great job as Brian’s wingman), but his bodyguard had been far enough for Brock to feel like a normal twenty-one year old. Brian had been an amazing guide, never leaving his side. And as the night was coming to a close, he’d even walked Brock to his door. 

Brian was a real friend, not one bought or ordered by his father. He was the first person that ever tried to learn who Brock was under the fame and crown. Brian didn’t care about his hand in royal marriage; he just wanted to know what Brock’s thoughts were on aliens and western movies. He wanted to be in Brock’s life, whatever way he could. And though his own insecurity tended to scold his heart, Brock was sure this night was special; this had to be a date. It was like every American teenage movie he’d ever watched. They’d held hands, shared food, and watched each other in the glimmering lights of the fireworks above them. All it was missing was…

“Really, it was perfect,” Brock continued, wondering if his cheeks were as pink as Brian’s. 

“Just an amusement park, Brocky. Nothing…nothing like that suitor from Spain could do for you.” The dimming of the kind eyes in front of him made Brock’s heart ache. Brian looked just as hurt, hands shoved in his pockets with a grin that was tinged with discomfort. “He’s supposed to come take you out tomorrow, right? Some fancy dinner?” 

“A gala, yes,” Brock whispered, not wanting the warmth of their night to be doused with the mention of the courting. How the suitors even found this little American town, Brock wasn’t sure, but he could take a guess his father had something to do with it. The tension he’d felt so strongly was snapped, and Brian’s chuckle was low and wounded.

“Then I shouldn’t keep you anymore; you’ve got a busy day tomorrow. Goodnight.” Brian’s back and slow step off the porch made Brock’s throat dry, unable to shout the protest he desperately wanted to voice. But proper etiquette meant he wouldn’t beg for Brian to stay; he couldn’t. It wasn’t fair, anyways. Even if Brock’s heart wanted Brian, he couldn’t lead him on. So he closed his eyes, turning away to touch the door he knew Marcel and Tyler (maybe Mini, since he hadn’t seen Craig leave) were hidden behind. Brock’s fingers paused on the knob, shoulders tensing before he shook his head and opened his eyes. 

This wasn’t how he wanted things to end. 

“Brian-” He barely turned around before his cheeks were grabbed, his sentence swallowed by Brian’s lips. Stunned, Brock tensed, but it only took a heartbeat to let himself melt into the kiss. He let Brian sweep him into his arms, the kiss nothing proper or tame. The aggressive possession of his mouth had Brock’s stomach twisting in pleasure, hands running through Brian’s hair to pull him closer. The tension from before rose again, overfilling Brock’s chest with need when Brian dove deeper into the kiss. The introduction of tongue had Brock’s skin flushed, hips arching from the door he was pressed to in order to get closer to Brian’s wicked kiss. 

“Don’t go with him.” The growl that poured over his jaw when Brian pulled away from the kiss proved he didn’t want space between them either. Brock nodded, letting his head tilt back against the door with a gasp. 

“I didn’t want to spend the night with the prince of spain. Not him, nor the duke of Finland, or anyone else but-” He couldn’t catch his breath when Brian kissed him again, pushing him against the front door in a way that thrilled Brock and warmed his chest. 

“Same. I feel the same.” Brian’s lips felt so warm against his when they met over and over, the affection he wasn’t sure he’d ever get to feel now showered him like summer rain. “You’re so beautiful, Brock. I just wanna claim you. Show everyone you’re taken. Are you, sweetheart? Are you mine?” 

“Yes,” Brock answered instantly, knowing it was impossible to promise that. Brian was an exchange student living off student loans and dreamed of changing the world through medicine. Brock was a prince meant to rule a country thousands of miles away. But it didn’t matter; none of the facts mattered. Brock couldn’t ruin the joy in Brian’s face when he cupped his cheeks and kissed him slowly, lovingly, like this had been what he wanted to do all night. And Brock’s heart swore he’d never forget this man, no matter who he was forced to marry. 

Because this was the kind of moment to live for. 

[bennguinfest]

Spring 2019 Fan Fest Prompt List

Hey fan-festers! 

We’re happy to say that we received 81 prompts this time around, and we spent the last few days distilling all those amazing and creative prompts down to a list of 63 prompts! (If you’re keeping count, that’s far more than last year’s 48!) 

As with last year, we had some repeat prompts and prompts that were similar enough that it made sense to condense them under one item. Additionally, most of the prompts we distilled down to a few words for the sake of having a concise list! Again, like last year’s fest, we’re providing the full text of the original prompts under the cut, in case you’re looking for more details to get started!

You’re free to create any kind of fanwork based on the below prompts! There’s no minimum word count and no rules on what to create, or even how many - if you want to combine prompts, that’s cool! If you’re called to make more than one thing, that’s awesome too! The only limit is that this fest runs from now until April 15th - so if you’re creating something, make sure you post it and tag it with #bennguinfanfest so we can share it to this tumblr! If you’re posting to AO3, the collection is now open for submissions as well, so make sure to include your work there so everyone can find it!

One final thing: even if you didn’t submit prompts, feel free to participate and join us on the discord! We’ve set up a discord server here: bennguinfest on discord to stay connected, inspire each other, and have fun! It’s a great group and really active, so don’t be shy!

That’s it! On to the prompt list!

Matchmaking dogs

Space AU

Birthday gifts

Coming out/being together in the NHL

Acting like a couple (but they’re not actually a couple)

Tyler as a WAG

Transported to a parallel universe

Abducted by aliens

Superhero/Superpowers AU

Amnesia from an injury

Soulmate AUs: Color-based, name-on-wrist

Thirst follow/Met online

Drag AU

Time loops

Alternate histories

Cop AU

Reality show AU (Survivor, the Bachelor, Married At First Sight)

Jamie Poppins/Single dad AU

Supernatural races (vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, etc.)

Omegaverse: Courting

Delivery boy/Uber driver AU

Tyler gets traded back to Boston

Breaking up & making up

Omegaverse: Bonding drama

Boring office desk job

Road trips

Protective Jamie defending Tyler

College/University AU

Tyler tries to be Jamie’s wingman

Lites’s comments affecting the boys

Taking care of a sick hockey player

Cuddle pile/team bed fic

Harry Potter AU

Fire alarm meet-cute

DnD/Hockey Mashup

De-aged after a fight

Bakery/Tattoo Artist AU

Friends with benefits - and then with feelings

Zombie AU

Homeless AU

Nerds are hot/competency kink

Omegaverse: scents

YouTube channel AU

Bridal shop meet-cute

Beard appreciation

Tornado warning

Figure skater mpreg

Self-conscious Jamie

Wing!fic

Winning the cup and a kiss on the ice

Lifeguard AU

Haunted farm

Animal daemons

Surprise/sudden parenting

Jealousy from dating/flirting with someone else

Secret relationship and almost getting caught

Long-lost childhood friends

"Come here."

“Close the door.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“It’s three in the morning and you want me to do what?”

“You could’ve died.”

“I thought you were dead.

Full text of the prompts under the link! If you have any questions, feel free to send us an ask - and as always, happy creating! 

1. Matchmaking dogs: Tyler’s dogs want to get their human with a certain cow-eyed captain

“well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU

2. Space AU (ex. Star Trek, Firefly, or something else entirely)

3. It's Tyler's birthday and at first Jamie gives off the feeling that he's forgotten and this hurts Tyler but it turns out that that Jamie wakes Tyler up at midnight on his birthday with two tickets to an offseason trip

4. I want a fic that REALLY captures what it would be like if two NHL players were to come out in 2019. I'm talking teammate reactions, press reactions, social media, family, the whole shebang. I wanna see the real raw reactions and the struggle the guys would have to go through. I would also loooove if you could fit Jamie proposing to Tyler in there somewhere but it isn't a necessity.

Jamie has a hard time dealing with how public Tyler’s life is, with the insta stories and with random people filming him all the time. It feels like it’s only a matter of time before their relationship is exposed because of how much Tyler is in the public eye. Jamie doesn’t want to break up but it seems like that’s the only choice he has. He doesn’t want to do this so much that he calls a press conference and comes out of the closet.

Jamie and Tyler have been dating since 2014 and he’s tired of hiding it. So with Jamie’s consent he posts a cute photo of them being a couple and writes a heartfelt monologue about their story. And the whole hockey community blows up about it. And it’s kinda about how they deal with being and out couple and Tyler posting obnoxiously cute couple photos on his Instagram. Sorry this prompted is a mess I just want Tyler to be a troll and post cute cliche couple photos on Instagram of him and Jamie and the world loading their minds about it.

Jamie and Tyler come out to the team about them dating. Management wants to keep their relationship secret so they make Jamie fake date someone. And him and Tyler struggle with the stress that puts on them.

realistic consequences of being together with the team

5. Tyler and Jamie are super close but super oblivious to the fact that they act like a literal couple. Jamie has a gf and she hates the fact that it seems like Jamie cares more about Tyler than he does her.

6. Fluffy fic where Jamie still plays hockey, he meets tyler and they fall in love and tyler becomes an nhl wife/husband/boyfriend.

7. Parallel universes -- somehow Tyler (or Jamie) finds himself in an alternate universe where his life is radically different (for better or for worse) which makes him realize how much his relationship to Jamie (or Tyler) means.

waking up in the future/alternate reality fic

8. Jamie and Tyler are abducted by aliens and taken to a faraway planet where they are prisoners in a bizarro planet. Is it real or is it a nightmare though?

9. jamie and tyler are in danger and major trouble when their identities as superheroes are revealed and bad guys are after them.

powers/mutant AU (as in pick one, not all at the same time) One hides their ability from the other, and when the other finds out, its...not good

Superhero AU! Are they superhero partners? Is one of them a superhero and can't date the other because he has to keep him safe? Are they both trying to keep their secret identities secret from each other while simultaneously dating in both iterations? Up to you, or anything else!

10. Amnesia angst for the win - Jamie gets a particularly hard hit, wakes up and can remember everyone except for tyler (maybe not explicitly, say they can *remember* them, but not remember that they've been dating for eight months now) cue tyler avoiding jamie because its too hard him to be around him

11. soulmate au! people are born with blackmarks - on their hands, their faces, their skin in general - the black marks is the first place their soulmate would touch them. Jamie was born without a mark. Tyler was born with two pitch black palms. Years after tylers been traded to the stars, Jamie falls asleep, and tyler can't help but run his fingers through Jamie's hair, just once, and then he looks down at his hand and the tips of his fingers are colored, and so are the few strands of Jamie's black hair.

Soulmate au- either abo or name on wrist. No drama, just fluff!

12. Tyler thirst follows Jamie on insta. This can be hockey or non-hockey, but Jamie follows back and they start talking.

13. Rupaul’s Drag Race au. Tyler and Jamie are competing against each other but are constantly talking about how much they like each other/are attracted to each other in the confessional. They’re both single, so why not go for it? Alternatively, one is a queen and the other is a member of the pit crew.

14. groundhog day au (aka, tylers/jamies day keeps getting reset, again and again until they get together finally and wake up the next day)

15. alternate history, tyler is never traded to dallas, but they still somehow meet and fall in love anyway

16. cop AU, where in tyler the rookie transfers and get stuck with Jamie the sorta senior to show him the ropes. Jamie gets attached. And that’s...a problem, in their line of work. Or at least it is for him.

17. Survivor au- same or different tribe, as long as they’re the “showmance”

"The Bachelor" AU

Married at first sight au- either within the parameters of the actual show, or they literally get married the day they meet

18. Jamie!Poppins - tyler is a single father with a new baby and no clue of what he's going to do. enter Jamie Poppins!

19. Minotaur Jamie

The Dallas Stars are a pack of werewolves, and Tyler is the vampire that’s been traded to their team.

Shifter verse!! and ive got nothing else for this other than wanting to see tyler as a tiny lab puppy pls and thanks

20. Alpha Tyler and omega Jamie: “usually when I meet an omega I wanna bone, but with Jamie I wanna fucking hold his hand and feed him bonbons all day, what the fuck”

21. Jamie the delivery boy. Kay hear me out. Like he keeps delivering huge quantities of food to this particular house and it always seems like there should be more than one person. But there’s not. And Tyler orders. All. The. Time. Hopeful it’s jamie. But they’re both too dumb to ask each other out. Lots of pining

Uber driver! Jamie picks up Tyler from a one night stand

22. Tyler gets traded back to Boston AU - Everything hurts and nothing is okay. (except that at least one of them is retiring at the end of the season so it's actually more okay than they think) (also a future fic)

23. breakup and makeup but spanning over seasons - no cheese plots

24. Bond drama (abo) either they bond too quickly, like at the all star game or something and dont know ehat to do because theyre on different teams, or they really want to bond and its not happening as fast as they think it should

25. Boring office desk job

26. road trip to Montreal to visit Jordie

27. while out chilling at a bar celebrating a win, jamie and tyler are having a couple of drinks and when jamie gets up to go the bathroom, a drunk stranger and a couple of his friends decide to harass Tyler, upsetting him. A furiously protective Jamie intervenes and despite holding his own, Jamie is beaten up and him and tyler end up in a dumpster.

28. A University fic where Tyler is out and proud and gay and Jamie is still trying to figure out his sexuality but he's having a hard time. No homophobic Jamie tho please, just a guy trying to figure himself out. Would love if he would rely on his family throughout the fic for advice.

I’m always a sucker for college au, or masters/PhD students etc

COLLEGE AU BECAUSE WE ALL NEED MORE OF THAT IN OUR LIVES

'the cops showed up to a party we were at and chased everyone away. You and I happened to run in the opposite direction of all our friends and got lost in some dark and creepy street.’ - College AU

29. Tyler finds out Jamie is gay (outed/comes out/whatever you prefer) and embarks on a wild but good-intentioned quest to find Jamie his perfect man.

30. Tyler is hurt by Lites' comments more than one thinks and Jamie is worried when he sees Tyler crying in private.

31. sickfic? jamie taking care of tyler is- like just how pathetic is a sick hockey player?

32. team bed au omg someone pls

33. Harry Potter au but not as high school student, just something in the magical world

34. "3am and the fire alarm in our apartment building went off and you look cold here is my jacket"

35. Hockey AU but they’re all dnd races. I would love to see half-orc Jamie, and goliath Bishop, and tiefling Tyler. Please be as creative as you want with this!

Hockey AU where instead of going out, a core group of guys plays dnd in their hotel rooms while on the road. Tyler and Jamie’s characters are getting flirty in game, and it’s starting to translate outside of it as well.

36. Tyler and jamie fight - a *big* fight, and the next day Jamie suddenly got a deaged tyler on his hands and no idea how to fix it

37. Jamie owns a bakery and tylers the new tat artist next door plsplspls gimme that slow burn bullshit with this one

38. ty/jam used to have a whole friends w benefits thing that went oh-so-wrong because one (or both of them) caught feelings—as one does—and the fic is kind of that aftermath and trying to repair the broken relationship.

39. ZOMBIES

40. Homeless AU w/tyler

41. Tyler is smarter than he leads people to believe, and Jamie is into privately nerdy Tyler

42. Abo verse surrounding scents. Tyler smells like the most delicious thing Jamie has ever smelled, but he thinks he shouldn’t bond with a teammate

43. Youtube channel

44. Designer and single friend of client at a bridal shop AU

45. Beard appreciation

46. a tornado warning hits dallas and everybody is ordered to seek shelter. jamie follows tyler back to his house and hide in the basement with the dogs, frantic and terrified.

47. Tyler is a figure skater, Jamie still plays hockey. They meet and fall inlove but whoops tyler ends up pregnant. The world still isn't 100% accepting of LGBTQIA+ people and even less accepting of men getting pregnant. Tyler feels down at some point cause he has to put his career on hold. but it all ends up great in the end.

48. Jamie feels self-conscious about his ass after some chirping from opposing players and it's up to Tyler to comfort him

49. Wing!fic

50. They win the Stanley cup and kiss at centre ice

51. Jamie's a lifeguard. They meet after Tyler basically drowns himself. (It's not an excuse to have Jamie kiss him. Its *not*.)

52. Haunted farm au- Tyler is a witch that lives on a farm where extremely weird things happen. He ends up rescuing Jamie and Jamie pledges his services for one year in exchange for his life. During that year, they fall for each other hard, but there are outside forces in the farm trying to keep them apart.

53. Animal daemons

Goose daemons

54. Marshall, Cash and Gerry turn into human kids (temporarily or not), Bennguin handle being sudden parents

55. Tyler having a serious boyfriend for a while and Jamie is jealous because he wants to date Tyler but he’s not ready to come out. And he’s also upset because everyone is taking it so well and nothing has changed and he realizes he really missed out. But in the end they still get together.

56. secret relationship and how they almost get caught - many many times

57. Childhood pen pal / long distance childhood friends?

58. "Come here."

59. “Close the door.”

60. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”

61. “It’s three in the morning and you want me to do what?”

62. “You could’ve died.”

63. “I thought you were dead.”

[ladykateofledfordpark]

Ranking Choices Stories by Supporting Platonic Characters

It’s time to shine a light on Choices’s platonic characters.

This will be ranked by the importance of the characters to the story and the depth of the platonic characters.

Disclaimer: These rankings do not portray how close the group of friends are: they portray how good the platonic friends are.

I am not counting characters blood-related to MC (as the twin in HSSCA or Atlas in TE) or any of the LIs

I am not doing ILB because I haven't played it yet

Friendship’s Top Tier: 9-10

LH: The whole gang, except Mark, is platonic. They’re extremely close to MC and you get to see each one and their own story. Those are a lot of platonic characters, and each one of them is an important part of the group. Ranking: 10 out of 10.

THM: Most of the crew is platonic, and each character has their own unique personality and unique backstory. They’re all vital for the plot, and are always there for MC. (If you earn their trust.) Ranking: 9.5 out of 10. The only reason this isn’t a 10 out of 10 is that MC isn’t as close to them as LH MC is to the group there.

D&D: Briar and Mr. Chambers are platonic main characters that are key characters in the plot. Briar is always there for MC and Mr. Chambers is the perfect wingman. They both have their own problems and unique personalities, which make them even more amazing. Ranking: 9 out of 10.

Best Friends: 6-8

The Elementalists: Zeph is the only platonic main character. He does have a lot of impact on the story, and takes an important role. Ranking: 8 out of 10.

TF/TS/TJ/TS: From the first book we have Zack, Tyler and Abbie as really close friends. Zack is really close to MC, and is always there for her when she needs help. Abbie is a girl friend who’s there for the story, but she and MC aren’t really close. Ranking: 8 out of 10, because both of them don’t show up that much.

ES: Most of the group isn’t romanceable, but the only platonic one MC is really close to is Diego, and he’s not as close to her as in the beginning. Ranking: 8 out of 10, because there are many friends but they’re not as important to the plot as the LIs.

Hero: Dax and Poppy are MC’s best friends, and are extremely main characters. Both of them have their own strong personalities, and MC spends more time with them than with the LI, if you think about it. Ranking: 8 out of 10.

TCTF: On Dom’s side there aren’t any platonic characters that are key to the plot, but Kenna has Whitlock. Whitlock is really well-built and has a very clear transformation throughout the books. This makes him an amazing character, even if he and Kenna weren’t really close. Ranking: 7 out of 10.

BSC: Almost all the main characters are romanceable, except Brooklynne and Duke. They are fairly main characters, but Brooklynne is the only one MC is close to. Ranking: 7 out of 10 because MC isn’t really close to any of them.

RCD: Chazz is a completely platonic character, and he’s a really important part of the story. He’s just as important as most of the LIs, and maybe even more so. Ranking: 7 out of 10 because he’s important, but not MC’s anchor.

OH: Sienna, Landry and Elijah are MC’s closest friends. They show up a lot, and are obviously important, but aren’t so far an important part of the plot. Also, MC isn’t that close to them. Ranking: 7 out of 10.

ITITW: Lily and Dan are the only characters in the group who aren’t romanceable. Both of them are important characters: especially Dan, who MC does everything they can to save him. Ranking: 7 out of 10, because after MC saves Dan there aren’t many scenes that show how close they are.

HSSCA: Erin is the only friend MC has who is completely platonic in this book. She and MC are obviously close, but not best-friends close. Also, Erin isn’t such a big part of the plot, at least in the first book, so this story gets 6 out of 10.

RoD: Toby, Riya and Darius are MC’s platonic friends. Toby shows up a lot, but he’s not really an important character. Riya is MC’s main connection to her old life, but she’s also not a major part of the story. Ranking: 6 out of 10. 3 platonic friends, but none of them are really close to MC or are important to the plot.

Passable Teamwork: 3-5

MW: Basically the whole crew is platonic, I think. However, they aren’t really important characters. Ranking: 5 out of 10. They exist, but aren’t really there.

HSS- You can romance any of your friends, but you can’t romance your senior friends. You sometimes see them, so this gets a 4 of 10.

TRR: There are a few platonic characters, like Bertrand, Madeline and Olivia, but no close friends that are completely platonic from the start of the series. Ranking: 4 out of 10.

PM: MC if a friend of Steve and Nadia, but Nadia is the person MC is really close to. Problem is Nadia is MC’s cousin, which means Steve is the only platonic friend. MC almost never talks to Steve: it’s always Steve and Nadia, which is why this doesn’t have a high ranking. Ranking: 4 out of 10, just because Steve is always there with Nadia.

VoS- All the “friends” main characters are romanceable. Miss Harlenay is the only friendly character who’s platonic, other than the group. Ranking: 4 out of 10, just because Miss Harlenay shows up a lot.

Failure: 0-2

THoBM: No close platonic relationships. The only unromanceable characters are Eleanor’s siblings, and MC isn’t really close to any of them. Ranking: 2 out of 10.

AME- Need I explain? It’s a reality show in which you can romance anyone. Doesn’t leave any platonic relationships. Ranking: 1 out of 10, only because of Fatima.

BB- All of MC’s friends are LIs. Ranking: 0 out of 10.

ACoR-  MC has no allies, or helpers, that aren’t romanceable. So no platonic relationships. This hasn’t failed because of the scholae manager, which I guess can pass somehow as a platonic ally, even if she doesn’t have almost any impact on the story. Ranking: 1 out of 10.

HftH- The characters whom MC is mostly around are her family and lovers. No platonic friendships here. Ranking: 0 out of 10.

ATV- The whole crew is romanceable: whether as MC, Eos or Pax. There are no important platonic characters whatsoever, so this series failed. Ranking: 0 out of 10.

RoE- Again: you can romance basically everyone, as the different siblings. Violet doesn’t count because she’s a cousin, and the lawyer doesn’t count because you barely talk to him. So no platonic relationships here. Ranking: 0 out of 10.

[chuckepisodes]

Chuck vs. The Third Dimension Part 3

Tyler ended up taking you and Chuck to a night club. You were all hanging around the bar along with a bunch of other people. You held on tight to Chuck, as he kept an arm around you. You hated being around so many people. Clubs were never your thing. "First, a little liquid nourishment. Then, we'll get on to the heavy drinking." Tyler said as he poured you both shots. "Oh, um, you know, I'm actually more of a beer guy. Something amber complected?" "Yeah, I like beer myself and wine." " Not tonight, Chuck. I may be a rum-soaked narcissist, but I am also the best wingman you will ever have." "I don't need a wingman though. Girlfriend right here." he told Tyler, pointing at you. "Oh right. Well Drink it down, mates." You and Chuck looked at your glass and then shrugged. "See you guys in the emergency room!" Chuck yelled as everyone cheered and took a shot. It was a little strong for you and Chuck. Tyler's phone then began to ring and he answered. "Hello. Gavin, you old slapper. No, I'm with the rep from the label. Chuck! And his assistant I'm assuming?" You nodded. " Never heard of you two." He said, putting the phone down. "We've never heard of him." Chuck said quickly to cover it up. "He's never heard of you! No, never mind. See you later." he then hung up his phone and looked at everyone. "Who's for another drink?"

You, Chuck and Tyler already did quite a few shots by now. "Ladies, tonight, all the drinks... on the record company." You and Chuck just widened your eyes as everyone in the club cheered again.

You were all sitting around now, Tyler surrounded by all these women, and Chuck got you to sit on his lap as he held you close. "So I said, "I'll give you the dog for the trousers. " That's how I got the trousers." Tyler said, finishing off his story. He then looked over at you both. "Hey, Chuck. I'll tell you what you need." " Aspirin!" " A tattoo." " Oh, no, no, no! I'm not crazy about needles." " Ladies love a little bit of ink." "Yeah well not his lady. I love him just the way he is thank you." you said. " Whenever I do something amazing, you know, feed the starving, help the homeless, rescue some emaciated refugee, I map it out here on my body." Tyler said, sticking out his arms and showing you all his tattoos. " How do you know what they all mean?" Chuck asked. " Well, this here means... serenity. It's not... it could be bliss. I don't know-- Gavin, my manager, sorts it all out. You know, you got to kind of trust the artist." Two women then came over. Tyler immediately began to check them out as you and Chuck just looked over at them. "Are you Tyler Martin?" One of them asked. " Yes, I am. And this here is Chuck. And his girlfriend. Chuck is in my band." You and Chuck just looked over at Tyler, wondering why he would say that and Tyler just smiled. "Yeah... yeah, I'm in his band all right." Chuck said, putting on a British cockney accent. You gave him a weird look. "Drummer-- just laying the beats down. Like a little drummer boy. Come, they told me. Pa-rump-a-pum-pum." You tried so hard not to laugh and Tyler looked at him weird. " Um... you guys want to dance?" the woman asked. " Yes." " No." you and Chuck answered. " Yes, we do." " No, I'm not really a dancer, you know? Unless it's, like, some ballet or... but this isn't a ballet place." "Guess we're dancing honey." you said, as you got up and grabbed his hand. "Yeah with some hookers."

You laughed as you dragged him over to the dance floor.

" You know, I'm much better at ironic dancing." Chuck said as you and him danced together. One of the women was trying to join you both. " What happened to your accent?" the woman dancing with Tyler asked. " Sorry. I don't really have one."

As you all continued to dance, you and Chuck looked over at one of the women for a sec, who were both all over Tyler now, and you both flashed on the necklace she was wearing. They were bad news. "Chuck! Y/N! We got a problem. These girls want to take me upstairs and do despicable things to me and said you two could join. " "Tyler, Tyler, that's... that's not such a great idea." you said. " All the best nights of my life have begun with that very sentence." Tyler began to walk away with the two girls, motioning for you two to follow. "No. No." Chuck tried to warn. But it didn't work and you and Chuck had no choice but to go with them.

You were now all up in Tyler's hotel room and you and Chuck were still desperately trying to stop Tyler to do anything with those women. "So, I think we should maybe just head... " "Tyler, Tyler, I need to talk to you, buddy. " "In a minute, Charles." " No, no, it's very important." you said." We need to talk to you right now." " Ladies, I'm so sorry. If you just go make yourself comfortable right inside, then maybe we could have our talk, and then we'll join you in just a second. How does that sound?" The women went over and walked into the bedroom. "Thanks so much." he then checked to make sure they were in there and the door was closed. "Listen to me very carefully, Tyler. These women are very, very dangerous." "Don't worry. I always use protection. Good looking out." "That's not what he's talking about. We're begging you, just once, deny yourself this pleasure." "You're right. That's totally selfish of me." " Oh, good, lets go." Chuck said. " You  two need this much more than I do." " No, no, Ty, no, I'm not talking about... Please don't, please..." But it was too late and Tyler pushed you both inside the bedroom and closed the door." Hey." Chuck said as you both turned to look at the women. " Where's Tyler?" "That's an excellent question. T-Tyler, Tyler just-- he stepped away for a second, but he's gonna be right back, I promise." " I guess you'll have to go first." "Go first where, go first what? Why-- where am I going first? Why do I have to be first? First is the worst, second is the best, and third... !" "I mean we are not even into this kind of stuff. We are not that kind of couple. We don't like to share." you added. The two girls began to take off Chuck's pants and then his shoes. "Oh, h-hi. Oh... Those are my shoes; I need those. I need those shoes, I need those shoes. I need those-- no, those are my pants!" "Whoa! If anyone is going to undress him here it's me." you said. " I think that you have overestimated my prowess as, as, as a lover and a man. Just looking at you, I can feel that you require a... a real rock star, so...sweetie?" Chuck said looking over at you and then you both tried to make a run for it. You both got out of the room and closed the door quickly. "Tyler!" you and Chuck shouted. Two knives then came poking out of the door and you jumped. You then both noticed that Tyler was gone. " What happened to not leaving your wingman?" Chuck said. "Where did he go?" you asked. "I don't know. How about you go down stairs and I'll go up?" "Okay! And be careful!" you shouted as you started to head down. "You too!"

You were looking around and couldn't find Tyler anywhere. But you did manage to find Sarah and Casey. "Sarah! Casey! Oh my God!" "Y/N! You okay?" Sarah asked, running over to you. "What happened?" Casey asked. "Long story. We got to go find Chuck and Tyler."

You got up to one floor and found Tyler. Casey quickly shot a dart in him, knocking him out once again. You then saw the two women coming out of the elevator and Sarah and Casey quickly went to take them down. You ran to the elevator and saw Chuck dangling outside the elevator. "Oh my God! Chuck?" "Hey! Hey! Lobby? Please?"

"What were you guys thinking?" Sarah asked you and Chuck as you all returned with Tyler back to Casey's place. " You know, I gave you clear instructions to keep him here. And instead you two take him to a nightclub?" "Interesting tactical decision there." Casey commented. " Well, time-out, listen, he woke up and we couldn't stop him. Okay, we don't have a knockout karate chop like you guys. That's not part of our skill set." Chuck said, defending you both. " Where am I?" Tyler asked as he woke up. He then saw Sarah and smirked. " And how was I?" "Mr. Martin, we're with the government. We're here to protect you." Casey said. "Wait, there was an elevator. Chuck, you were there. T-Two girls. One of them had a gun. I-It was pointed at me." " Tyler, Tyler, it's all right. Just like Casey said, we're here to protect you." you told him, trying to calm him down. "I need to call my manager." " No, Mr. Martin, I don't think that's a good idea because we don't know who's involved." Sarah said. " I have to call my manager." Casey decided to shoot another dart into him. "Good show." Tyler said before passing out once again. "Casey, what is wrong with you? ! You can't do that! You're going to give the guy brain damage or liver problems." Chuck argued. " Too late on both counts." You and Chuck looked over at Tyler and saw the tattoo on his back. You then both flashed. "I know why they're trying to kill him. I know why they want him dead." you said. " What?" Sarah asked. " His back, the tattoo on his back. It's not, it's not Arabic philosophy. It's actually a very clear message about a private reactor that's being built in North Africa. His manager is bringing in the tattoo artists. " Chuck explained. "Of course. He's a rock star, he travels the world." " Manager is using him to move secrets. Idiot never even knew what the ink meant." Casey said. "You know what, Casey? You're wrong about Tyler. He's actually a pretty good guy." Chuck said. "He's an idiot, Bartowski, just like you and L/N. Should have never left the three of you alone." "You know,  Casey is right. I mean, you could have gotten yourselves killed. What exactly were you two thinking?" " What were we thinking? I'll tell you what we were thinking. We were thinking like we weren't spies. Okay?" Chuck said. " We were trying to have a little bit of fun, and we knew the second we called you two, it would all be over." you added. " But you two are spies, and you should know better than to put yourselves in a dangerous situation where I can't protect you." " Is it really so wrong for us to want a night off? We were having a really good time, too, until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me." "They tried to kill you?!" you asked. "Yeah when we separated to find Tyler." he then turned back to Sarah. "We've earned it. We deserve it. We deserve some time to ourselves and be a normal couple!" Casey then decided to knock out Chuck with a dart. He was annoying him more than you. "I'm losing consciousness." Chuck said before passing out. "Chuck!" you shouted, kneeling down on the ground beside him, trying to wake him up. "Casey!" Sarah yelled. " My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him." "Well that ruins our plans of going back to my place. Casey you are helping me take him back to his place now." you told him, angry. Casey just grunted as he went over and helped you.

The next day, you were all down in Castle, figuring out the next step with Beckman. "Your flash turned up good intel, Chuck and Y/N. The man you confronted last night is Achmed Gambir, a top foot soldier in a private army in North Africa. We've been trying to infiltrate their ranks for years. I want you to capture Achmed at tonight's concert. He's the key to bringing down this merc army." " What-- w-w-wait, wait, wait. You want Tyler onstage as bait?" you asked. "General, Mr. Martin knows there are people after him and he won't go on." Sarah added. " Well, then convince him." Beckman finished and then signed off. " Wait, no, no. No, no, guys, hey, this is way too dangerous. Tyler could get killed." Chuck said. " Those are nightmares tattooed on his body, Chuck. We have to take Gambir down tonight." Casey said. "Okay, okay, fine, fine, you go in there and tell him he has to put his life on the line because he was a pawn in someone else's game." you told Sarah and Casey. "He won't listen to us." Sarah said. " So you want us to do it? No, absolutely not." Chuck argued. " What do you mean no? We have orders." Casey said. "Guys, what is the matter with you two? This is about more than just taking a night off." Sarah said. "Maybe. Um, I-- you know, I'm a little off my game right now. I'm not, not really sleeping. I don't want to get into it. And Chuck has been a little stressed out." "Y/N, lives are on the line right now, and if Tyler doesn't help us, then he will never be free of those people, and if you don't help us, then Achmed Gambir gets away." " And the world becomes a more dangerous place." Casey added. " I don't know what happened to you, but this is our job-- not only to protect Tyler but the country and anybody else who needs protecting. We do whatever it takes no matter what. Did you forget that?" " That I definitely didn't forget." you told her. " We don't have time for this." Casey said, getting annoyed. " Wait. I'll do it. I'll convince him." Chuck said. "You will?" you asked, turning to look at him. "Yeah."

You, Sarah and Casey were all gathered around the computer as you watched Chuck and Tyler on the security camera. "Hey, man. You okay?" Chuck asked. "No. No, I'm not okay. Don't know where I am, how I got here, and someone's trying to kill me. On the plus side, your friend's tranqs are out of this world." " Yeah, it's one of his few good qualities." " I've never been in a situation like this before, life or death. Pretty much live my life avoiding anything this real." " It takes some getting used to. " "What do you want me to do?" " We would like for you to perform tonight at your special concert." " That's madness. People are trying to kill me." "Yes, and you can help us catch them. You can help the world, the entire world, by doing this, for real. You could go back to living your life again. One night of bravery for an entire life of normalcy. I can't even tell you what Y/N and I would give for that."

You looked down and Sarah looked over at you and then back at Chuck on the screen, feeling sorry for both of you.

" How do I know I can trust them? Your people?" "Because Y/N and I do. They're the best. We stake pur lives on it every day." Tyler looked down for a moment to think then back up at Chuck. "I got one thing to say. Hello, Cleveland." "It's Burbank." "Right. I'm dyslexic."

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13 Reasons Why Reaction: Episode 5

TAPE 3 - SIDE A

“I couldn’t do it. Look, we shower, like, every day and it’s just… a lot.” …. “Okay.” Okay but like, for real…? Me. When shit’s stressful I’m just like… fuck that I’m gonna lay here and do nothing cause I ain’t got time for that.

—Courtney Crimson— —Subject of tape 3A—

“…So far. You’re the only one so far.” Oooh Clay’s gonna wreak havoc.

Clay is such an awkward bean sometimes

Tyler roasting Mr. Porter lol

These group meetings in the middle of the school are kinda ridiculous lol everyone kept telling Clay to shut up and stop talking about it in public and shit and then they all gather together to discuss it like there’s no risk of someone eaves dropping.

Jeff being a good wingman and then Clay just trips haha

The crazy and awkward dancing is me… like I’m so uncomfortable in those situations like how do you dance to something that’s not choreographed, that’s not how my brain works.

Courtney… tf are you doing?

“I have been a friend to you, and this thing that you’re so scared for people to know about you doesn’t matter to me. Okay, it doesn’t fucking matter. And I’m sorry if you’re scared, but I’m not your shield, okay? You don’t get to hide behind me. You don’t get to fuck with my life because you don’t like who you are.”

“Oh my god! This is amazing! I fucking love these peanut butter and cheese crackers, even though they don’t taste like peanut butter or cheese.”

“When I listen to the tapes… I want to… see her in school tomorrow. I want to eat Mike and Ikes out of the box with her at the Crestmont. I want to dance with her again, and… kiss her… when I should have kissed her. But I can’t.”

The fuck is Justin doing? What is your plan man?

I think Alex is a bit on the suicidal side of things at the moment. Is that Mark Pellegrino??? I love him lol

Clay’s mom defending the school against the Baker’s lawsuit is not gonna turn out well at all.

And as they end this episode with Clay crying, I’d just like to take a moment and tell you guys a quick story…. so in the book when Clay finally breaks down for the first time in Tony’s car and just like loses his shit, I sobbed. I was so emotional. And I don’t know if that scene will still exist in this series adaptation, but I’m both looking forward to it and dreading it if it is a thing.

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Monster au stuff(idk)

Seto * Drinks herbal tea,it is literally the only thing he will drink * Has insomnia,so he's a tired boy * Works at the library * 5"8 Ty * Loves Seto * But he's too shy to admit it * Abandonment issues * 5"10 Sky * Call him Adam and he will hit you * A little shit * Mention Ant and your dead * Super protective over Jason * 6"0 Jason * Dreamy little space boy * Has his head in the clouds 24/7 * Can't remember anything until a few years ago * Actually over thousands of years old * 5"4 Mitch * Puffs out smoke when he laughs * His human form makes him look like he has tons of burns on his body * Hot-blooded * 5"10 Jerome * Fluffy * Loves raw fish * Loves cuddling with his gfs and bf * Excitable * 6"2 Ian * Sweet tooth * Bad at cooking,but his bfs won't tell him that * The mom friend * 6"1 Derp * Clumsy * He's also kinda in the poly ship too * Sensitive * Thinks he's ugly,bfs say he's gorgeous * Self deprecating Husky * Fish creature that hates water * Aquaphobia * Freaks when he sees the ocean on the tv,Annie calms him down * 5"5 Brice * Bubbly artist * Total geek for art * Takes a lot to make him angry,but be scared when he is * Usually super animated when talking,but when he's working on a project he's completely stoic * Even though he's older then Seto,he thinks of him like an older brother(Suck it SetoSolace) * Huge crush on Tyler and Kyle(I ADDED ANOTHER SHIP AND CHAR FIGHT ME) * 5"9 Preston * Super chill * Because if he's not then the entire place will go up in flames,and he's terrified that will happen * His bfs cuddle him a lot and make him feel loved * 5"9 Lachlan * A fucking Disney princess * Tol bf * Squeals when Rob nuzzles him,and its adorable * Loves any kind of affection * 6"1 Rob * Tol,protective wolf bf * Nuzzles all his bfs * Fluffy in wolf form,and the others cuddle into his fur * No parents,the poor thing * Mitch is like his brother * 6"0 Vikk * Smol protective dragon bf * Wraps his bfs in his wings a lot * Tiny for a Star dragon * Sassy and will fight you if you call him short * 5"8 Crainer * Gets frustrated with his magic very easily,bfs calm him down * Hurt his bfs and all your plants will die * When he's sad plants around him wither away * 5"11 Jordan * His tears are pure black * He has no eyes in his true form * Give him all the cuddles * Serves a deity named Ianite,apparently she's a goddess to void creatures * 5"6 Annie * Hurt her bf and you'll get an arrow to the knee * When her bf has a panic attack,she's always right by his side * Makes Husky potions so he can breath on land * 5"10 Red * Invents stuff * Will flirt with his siblings crushes for them * Ultimate wingman * 5"10 Blue * Sad,needs reassurance 24/7 * His giggle is literal music * Hugs are nice * 5"8 Yellow * When someone's sad he magically appears to cheer them up * HUGS ARE A++++ * Crush on Tim Tam(Because Adam is taken and I like the idea of this ship) * Friends with everyone * 5"9 Purple * Sad grumpy emo boy * Actually loves when someone holds his hand * Total tsundere * 5"11 Green * Asexual/Romantic * Has tons of piercings * Loves coffee more than people(other than his siblings) * Acts like he doesn't care,cares a lot * 5"11 Pink * Very gay * Will punch anyone who messes with her siblings and gf * The eldest * 6"0 Barney * Cold-blooded,needs Red to snuggle with him a lot * Don't ask about the eye * Was the tough guy in high school,he's a huge goof now though * 6"0 Ross * Abandonment issues * Monophobic,like don't leave this poor boy alone * Really good with technology * 5"8 Max * Hot headed (//shot) * Shelby is his bestie * Will burn you if you mess with Shelby or Ross * Done with everything * 5"11 Shelby * Little Optimistic ball of sunshine * Loves her buff and protective gf * Plants are A+++ * Ross is her adopted cousin * 5"3 Jess * When in fairy form(which is really tiny)she'll snuggle up in her bfs and gfs hair/fur * Sits on her lovers' shoulders in fairy form a lot * Optimistic * SNUGGLES! * 5"4 Louise * Fluffy * Puts chin on Mitch's head a lot * Picks Jess up and twirls her around a lot * Gets frustrated when she can't pick Jerome up * Gets kisses afterwards and feels better * 6"1 Alesa * Loves flying but can't do it very often * Sky's bff * Cuddles with her birb gf a lot * Don't mess with her friends unless you wanna get your ass beat * 5"10 Aph * Loves telling stories * BABIES! * Wants to adopt a kid with Alesa * 4"10 Tyler * Part of a band,he's the guitarist * In a relationship with Kyle * Total geek * 5"9 Jocelyn * Likes being outside * Forces Ty out of his apartment for some sunlight * Ty's friend * 5"7 Ant * Laid back * Protective big brother type * Wanted a family when he was alive * 6"0 Steven * Thinks Monsters are fascinating * Studies different types of Monsters,and writes them down in a journal * Is technically the owner of a bar * 5"6 Bart * Grumpy * The mom friend 2 * Is a bartender * 6"5 Dave * Has been dead for 60 years * Always on his Gameboy * Has a little game with Seto where he occasionally gives a small fact about himself and Seto tries to piece together who he was * 5"9 Cory * Sassy as fuck * Doesn't give two shits about anything(other than his bfs and gf) * Loves cameras * 5"10 Dawn * Precious robot son * Has PTSD * Doesn't like virus's * 5"6 Uni * He dyes his hair tons of other colors,but blue is the one he does most * Loves cuddles * Bfs and gf constantly compliment his art,he blushes every time * 5"9 Ashlie * Has Forget-Me-Nots in her hair * Has a dog named Wilbert * LOVES ANIMALS! * 5"3 Nick * thAT FUCKING VOICE * 'It's just red soup guys''IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A SECRET THAT YOUR A VAMPIRE NICK!' * The only logical one other than Dawn * 5"5 Tommy * THE SINGING VOICE OF AN ANGEL * Kinda crazy * Sings lullabies to Dawn when he has nightmares * 6"0 Mat * Doesn't like rain,he will rust * Protective bf * People Immediately turn to him when things break,he rolls his eyes and then makes the thing better then before * 6"0 Pete * Eats EVERYTHING * Don't touch his beanie * Technically doesn't have a sex,he just goes by he/him pronouns * 5"8 though he can change his body anyway he wants to Choco * Gets grumpy when his feathers start multing * Puts Mat under his wing in the rain when he can * Best cook * 5"11 Kyle * Don't question his pink hair * Loves when Tyler plays his guitar * When people see his hair they ask if he's gay,he just gives Tyler a big smooch and glares at the person * 5"10 Tim * Curls around people,it freaks some people out when he's in his true form * Anime nerd * Cold blooded,he gets sleepy during winter * 5"6 Dawn * Always grumpy * Smol and sassy * Let her sleep * 5"0 Ashley * Hugs Dawn with her wings a lot * Free spirited * Has amazing reflexes * 6"0

[mcytmonsterauheadcanons]

Monster au stuff(idk)

Already posted on my main blog but here some stuff on all the characters

Seto * Drinks herbal tea,it is literally the only thing he will drink * Has insomnia,so he's a tired boy * Works at the library * 5"8 Ty * Loves Seto * But he's too shy to admit it * Abandonment issues * 5"10 Sky * Call him Adam and he will hit you * A little shit * Mention Ant and your dead * Super protective over Jason * 6"0 Jason * Dreamy little space boy * Has his head in the clouds 24/7 * Can't remember anything until a few years ago * Actually over thousands of years old * 5"4 Mitch * Puffs out smoke when he laughs * His human form makes him look like he has tons of burns on his body * Hot-blooded * 5"10 Jerome * Fluffy * Loves raw fish * Loves cuddling with his gfs and bf * Excitable * 6"2 Ian * Sweet tooth * Bad at cooking,but his bfs won't tell him that * The mom friend * 6"1 Derp * Clumsy * He's also kinda in the poly ship too * Sensitive * Thinks he's ugly,bfs say he's gorgeous * Self deprecating Husky * Fish creature that hates water * Aquaphobia * Freaks when he sees the ocean on the tv,Annie calms him down * 5"5 Brice * Bubbly artist * Total geek for art * Takes a lot to make him angry,but be scared when he is * Usually super animated when talking,but when he's working on a project he's completely stoic * Even though he's older then Seto,he thinks of him like an older brother(Suck it SetoSolace) * Huge crush on Tyler and Kyle(I ADDED ANOTHER SHIP AND CHAR FIGHT ME) * 5"9 Preston * Super chill * Because if he's not then the entire place will go up in flames,and he's terrified that will happen * His bfs cuddle him a lot and make him feel loved * 5"9 Lachlan * A fucking Disney princess * Tol bf * Squeals when Rob nuzzles him,and its adorable * Loves any kind of affection * 6"1 Rob * Tol,protective wolf bf * Nuzzles all his bfs * Fluffy in wolf form,and the others cuddle into his fur * No parents,the poor thing * Mitch is like his brother * 6"0 Vikk * Smol protective dragon bf * Wraps his bfs in his wings a lot * Tiny for a Star dragon * Sassy and will fight you if you call him short * 5"8 Crainer * Gets frustrated with his magic very easily,bfs calm him down * Hurt his bfs and all your plants will die * When he's sad plants around him wither away * 5"11 Jordan * His tears are pure black * He has no eyes in his true form * Give him all the cuddles * Serves a deity named Ianite,apparently she's a goddess to void creatures * 5"6 Annie * Hurt her bf and you'll get an arrow to the knee * When her bf has a panic attack,she's always right by his side * Makes Husky potions so he can breath on land * 5"10 Red * Invents stuff * Will flirt with his siblings crushes for them * Ultimate wingman * 5"10 Blue * Sad,needs reassurance 24/7 * His giggle is literal music * Hugs are nice * 5"8 Yellow * When someone's sad he magically appears to cheer them up * HUGS ARE A++++ * Crush on Tim Tam(Because Adam is taken and I like the idea of this ship) * Friends with everyone * 5"9 Purple * Sad grumpy emo boy * Actually loves when someone holds his hand * Total tsundere * 5"11 Green * Asexual/Romantic * Has tons of piercings * Loves coffee more than people(other than his siblings) * Acts like he doesn't care,cares a lot * 5"11 Pink * Very gay * Will punch anyone who messes with her siblings and gf * The eldest * 6"0 Barney * Cold-blooded,needs Red to snuggle with him a lot * Don't ask about the eye * Was the tough guy in high school,he's a huge goof now though * 6"0 Ross * Abandonment issues * Monophobic,like don't leave this poor boy alone * Really good with technology * 5"8 Max * Hot headed (//shot) * Shelby is his bestie * Will burn you if you mess with Shelby or Ross * Done with everything * 5"11 Shelby * Little Optimistic ball of sunshine * Loves her buff and protective gf * Plants are A+++ * Ross is her adopted cousin * 5"3 Jess * When in fairy form(which is really tiny)she'll snuggle up in her bfs and gfs hair/fur * Sits on her lovers' shoulders in fairy form a lot * Optimistic * SNUGGLES! * 5"4 Louise * Fluffy * Puts chin on Mitch's head a lot * Picks Jess up and twirls her around a lot * Gets frustrated when she can't pick Jerome up * Gets kisses afterwards and feels better * 6"1 Alesa * Loves flying but can't do it very often * Sky's bff * Cuddles with her birb gf a lot * Don't mess with her friends unless you wanna get your ass beat * 5"10 Aph * Loves telling stories * BABIES! * Wants to adopt a kid with Alesa * 4"10 Tyler * Part of a band,he's the guitarist * In a relationship with Kyle * Total geek * 5"9 Jocelyn * Likes being outside * Forces Ty out of his apartment for some sunlight * Ty's friend * 5"7 Ant * Laid back * Protective big brother type * Wanted a family when he was alive * 6"0 Steven * Thinks Monsters are fascinating * Studies different types of Monsters,and writes them down in a journal * Is technically the owner of a bar * 5"6 Bart * Grumpy * The mom friend 2 * Is a bartender * 6"5 Dave * Has been dead for 60 years * Always on his Gameboy * Has a little game with Seto where he occasionally gives a small fact about himself and Seto tries to piece together who he was * 5"9 Cory * Sassy as fuck * Doesn't give two shits about anything(other than his bfs and gf) * Loves cameras * 5"10 Dawn * Precious robot son * Has PTSD * Doesn't like virus's * 5"6 Uni * He dyes his hair tons of other colors,but blue is the one he does most * Loves cuddles * Bfs and gf constantly compliment his art,he blushes every time * 5"9 Ashlie * Has Forget-Me-Nots in her hair * Has a dog named Wilbert * LOVES ANIMALS! * 5"3 Nick * thAT FUCKING VOICE * 'It's just red soup guys''IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A SECRET THAT YOUR A VAMPIRE NICK!' * The only logical one other than Dawn * 5"5 Tommy * THE SINGING VOICE OF AN ANGEL * Kinda crazy * Sings lullabies to Dawn when he has nightmares * 6"0 Mat * Doesn't like rain,he will rust * Protective bf * People Immediately turn to him when things break,he rolls his eyes and then makes the thing better then before * 6"0 Pete * Eats EVERYTHING * Don't touch his beanie * Technically doesn't have a sex,he just goes by he/him pronouns * 5"8 though he can change his body anyway he wants to Choco * Gets grumpy when his feathers start multing * Puts Mat under his wing in the rain when he can * Best cook * 5"11 Kyle * Don't question his pink hair * Loves when Tyler plays his guitar * When people see his hair they ask if he's gay,he just gives Tyler a big smooch and glares at the person * 5"10 Tim * Curls around people,it freaks some people out when he's in his true form * Anime nerd * Cold blooded,he gets sleepy during winter * 5"6 Dawn * Always grumpy * Smol and sassy * Let her sleep * 5"0 Ashley * Hugs Dawn with her wings a lot * Free spirited * Has amazing reflexes * 6"0

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Xavier is Bi and for Tyler is an amazing wingman!! i love it!!!!!!!

The 666 Club was one of first Outcast speakeasy bars ever built in the USA during the Prohibition era.

The solid wood walls, the soft lights, the long red velvet curtains: nothing had really changed from that infamous night when Bartholomew "Barty" Addams had won the bar in a heated poker game against Al Capone. A game, the legend said, which had lasted three days and three nights, before Gomez’ ancestor had defeated his opponent and was forced to flee to save his own skin.

"You cheated!" the gangster had said.

"Maybe" had been Barty's answer, but now The 666 Club was legally his.

During that tense game some patrons swore that even the Devil had been sitting at Addams' poker table, but whether it was legend or truth didn't matter: an invite to The 666 Club could open you doors everywhere.

Secret alliances, murders, wicked pacts. Much of the Outcast history had been written within the walls of that gentleman's club.

Xavier Thorpe hated being here.

He hated his father for forcing him to take part in this ridiculous show of power and money. He hated his father for showing him off to his business partners like a stud to breed for their pre-teen daughters. He hated his father for making him feel once again as a child unable to rebel.

However, more than his father tonight he hated Calhoun Blair.

A waiter passed by and Xavier reached out to grab the umpteenth champagne flute. He had no intention of leaving his comfortable hiding place and, above all, he had no plan to stay sober. It was time to take extreme measures to survive this horrible night.

The long velvet curtain hid him from those old baboons, so he could observe them all without being disturbed. His father's orders were to not embarrass him or the family name and that's what Xavier was going to do: get wasted in silence and be done with it.

Ugh.

He could feel those dark eyes on him again.

Those warm baby eyes that made him want to run and paint them again and again, till he got their shade right.

Fucking Cal Blair.

The Prodigy Painter.

The Dreamseer.

The son his father had wished for.

Fucking Cal and his fucking talent, with which he had stolen the first prize from Xavier at the most famous Art Contest of the country. And what was worst was that the fucking bastard had tried to congratulate him for his work. Had dared to call his painting wonderful and terrific, before Xavier had yelled at him to fuck off.

Bianca was right: he couldn't accept a defeat even if his life depended on it.

Xavier gulped down his champagne. He really needed another one.

"Should we kill him?"

"The fuck?!"

Without making any noise Tyler Addams had appeared at his side and for a moment, Xavier thought his heart had stopped.

Fucking Hyde and his fucking scary powers. Gods, his head was spinning. How much had he drunk tonight? "Why are you here, Addams?"

"I saw you hiding back here like a loser, so I thought I’d say hi. Are you not happy to see me, roomie?"

"Don't. Call. Me. That."

The Hyde looked like a male model, confident in his skin and uncaring of everything and everyone who wasn't Wednesday Addams or their family.

Xavier envied the other boy. Maybe not his murderous tendencies or his spooky quirks, but it must have been nice to be so unconcerned about the expectations of the world.

"You should be gentler with your best friend, you know?"

"I've never said we were friends, Addams!"

Tyler gave the other boy one of his "I know something you don't know" smirk and looked back at the dark haired painter who was still talking with his father on the other side of the room.

Not for the first time, Xavier felt leery of the Hyde's interest in him. The monster's obsession with Wednesday Addams was well known after all, and with his old crush on the girl Xavier had been sure that Tyler would not have had any issues to rip his throat. Instead, the curly haired boy had started to treat him almost as the Thorpe heir was a pet to care for.

"So why do we hate him?"

"I don't know what you're talking about".

"Xavier, Xavier, Xavier. You're a lousy liar, my friend". Silent as only a predator could be, the Hyde moved to his right side, getting in his personal space. Xavier could now feel the other's warm breath on his neck.

"Don't you have some poor fool to tear to pieces?" His voice was shacking, but he kept staring straight ahead. He would never give Tyler fucking Addams the satisfaction of seeing how uncomfortable the other Outcast could make him feel.

"Mmm, nope. I promised my cockroach I would have been on my best behaviour tonight. And it wouldn’t be polite to start a bloodbath without her, would it?"

"You're crazy".

"Aren't we all?" Tyler's expression was that of a dazed man and Xavier granted himself a nervous laugh. How pathetic you had to be if even a crazy Addams - this crazy Addams - would try to cheer you up?

The Hyde put an arm around his shoulders, bringing him closer. "Smile, mon cher. As if I had just told you the funniest joke in this world".

"What are you playing at, Tyler?"

A strange new dizziness struck him and Xavier felt his knees fail. The music, the lights, the smoked air: everything was too much. His heart was racing, the pounding echoing in his ears.

"Your boy is looking at us, mon cher. Are you sure you want to kill him? Because I would go for Plan B".

"And what's that?"

His father still had his back to him but now Cal was silent, staring at Xavier with a pleading look in his eyes. His big dark eyes.

Such nice eyes.

"He wants to fuck you, roomie. Or, not. He wants for you to drag him in the broom closet and make a man out of him". Tyler put his chin on the painter's shoulder. "Uhhh, I can smell his fear from here, you know. Poor lovely boy. He is scared I will take you away from him".

"You don't know what you're talking about".

Tyler merely shrugged off. He fixed Xavier's hair, raising an eyebrow like the other boy had just said something ridiculous. "Don't be such a sourpuss, Xav. I'm not stupid. Only differently sane".

The Thorpe heir tried to swallow his nerves. Perhaps it was the alcool or maybe Tyler's mind games, but the idea of kissing Cal had suddenly become not so bad. "I'm not gay".

"Never said you were. But that boy over there wants to jump your bones, so why not take advantage of it?"

"What do want, Tyler?"

For a moment Tyler's eyes flashed red and Xavier could feel a shiver run down his back. The eyes of a Beast, possessive and dark. "You're a friend, Xavier. And I always take care of what's mine".

"Won't Wednesday be jealous?" It was a weak joke, but better than nothing.

Tyler laughed heartily, his Beast asleep yet again. "Mon ange de la nuit knows I would never betray her. I'm hers and she is mine. In this life and the next. Keep up, Xav".

"Why am I still hanging out with you?"

"Because you're a douche and what other choice do you have? Ajax?"

"I. Fucking. Hate. You".

He wanted to say something witty, but his words died when Calhoun Blair made his way towards them. The Dreamseer's smile was bashful and cowed, like a deer in the face of a hunter. "I hope I'm not disturbing".

"Nope, I was just leaving. I'm sure Tio Gomez is looking for me".

"Oh". Cal offered the curly haired boy his hand, like the perfect gentleman he was. And for the umpteenth time Xavier could not decide if he wanted to bash his face in the wall or kiss him senseless. "I'm Cal Blair, nice to meet you".

Tyler narrowed his eyes almost as he was weighing Cal up, before shooking said hand. Cal’s face writhed in a grimace of suffering even though he tried to conceal the pain.

"Tyler Addams, le plaisir est pour moi".

A strange awkward silence fell between them, before Tyler shook his head amused and left them to meet the older Addams. When he passed by, the Hyde gave Xavier a pat on the back. "Let me know if I have to help you with the body, mon cher".

Cal looked at them like he was not sure what was going on, but in that moment Xavier decided that he really didn't want to know. The night was still young and perhaps it was about time he took a page out of the Hyde's book.

What could possibly go wrong?

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@fullofwoe5321 for you 🖤 Thank you for my new headcanon of Xavier being Bi and for Tyler as his amazing and creepy wingman 🤣

* She runs away because what the heck is this? And it's late and you should never fight with English grammar this late 🥲*