#Two Minute of hate
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when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever
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Happy pride month to these two specifically I can’t believe that Merthur is real
#memes#my crappy art#art#kay draws#merlin bbc#my art#merlin x arthur#arthur pendragon#merthur meme#merthur art#merlin memes#merlin art#merlin#merlin and arthur#I hate them oh my god#cant stand them#they can’t go two minutes without staring at each others lips in conversation#it’s pride month you know what that means#magic reveal#digital art#merlin magic reveal#maybe the real magic was the homosexual subtext we forged along the way#wish them the best those gay boys
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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man
#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him#like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate#like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right#madeleine didn’t even know him#daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him#(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore#uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him#maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead#armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing#so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater#and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two#attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years#so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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"Have you no more memories?"
I am made of memories.
"Speak, then."
#qsmp fanart#that quote is from The Song Of Achilles#beautiful book#HUGE spoiler warning#in the last scene of the book patroclus and thetis are sitting together at achilles' grave watching the sunset#patroclus has just finished recounting the entirety of his life with achilles to thetis#and despite how much the two hated each other; and despite how much disdain thetis had for patroclus for being a human#for the first time in her life thetis understands how much those two meant to each other and how much achilles loved patroclus#and so she lets patroclus travel to the next world to be with him; she sends him off so they can be together#“go” she says. “he waits for you.”#that's basically what I'm thinking of here#an AU wherein which Fit and Madagio find themselves in each others' paths again and Madagio sees that Fit's grief hasn't swallowed him whol#Madagio is curios because he has never understood how to deal with grief in a way that isn't revenge#and asks about it#he asks about the rosebushes and the goggles#and after the two sit for days in a far-out reach of the wasteland; fit talking and madagio listening#madagio decides maybe he can spare the time and effort. maybe he can find a way to reunite fit with pac and ramon;#even if it's just for a minute#qsmp#fitmc#fitpac#madagio#qsmp madagio#54625art#holy shit sorry for yappin so much#mcyt#mcytblr
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i wanted to write a quick 3-chapter fic for day 4 of loa shiptober (how they met i think) and i (a fool) was like. yeah. i could totally write 3 chapters in a few hours. i was wrong. SO wrong. haven’t even finished kremy’s (the first one).
so instead have a maybe-past-kremy design that im conflicted about compared to his current design, as a peace offering
#i kinda hate this ngl#im still writing it it’ll be like a week or two late tho skfjd#i spend like 20 minutes playing around with one 5-line paragraph#logical human brain says edit after getting the story out#but the worms consuming it say “it has to be good on the first draft or else you suck” and i cant argue with that#i like to think that kremy used to dress kind of dark and simple bc he didnt have that much money to spend on luxuries#and he saved up for his silly fancy suit#and spooky fancy cane#and silly fancy tophat!#he has fun with it i think#kremy doesnt draw on a mustache every day for nothing gotta give him his flowers#not too sure how i feel about my past kremy design tbh#i did just pull up pinterest and search up suit. so. thats on me lol#let me know what yall think#thanks for reading my tag rambles mwah mwah#kremy appreciation <3#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#ouaw fanart#my art
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"Ah, do you like me just that little bit more? Are we friends now?"
The Hinterland Doctrine series by @halfpromise will not leave my head.
#art#bazpangoart#death note#l lawliet#lawlight#light yagami#the hinterland doctrine#there are some stories out there that are so fucking visceral it’s like the author literally sat next to their crystal ball#and took all YOUR specific pain and said let me just have at it like a bag of slime and mould this shitty garbage into something beautiful#gaze upon it! see yourself through the safety of fiction and unleash your judgement and sympathy and purge#I have yet to finish part two#I know it’ll take a minute#it’s like whatever the reader’s version of getting curbstomped is#affectionate#my heart weeps#to love and be loved and to hate it if it is boring because if it is boring then that must be just the EYE of the storm little one#fucking hell lawlight#go to therapy and take me with you#those who stand for nothing fall for anything#TWSFNFFA
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aaron and jeremy at an ice rink for my friend ‼️
#my art#aftg#all for the game#jeremy knox#aaron minyard#aaremy#third time attempting to post this ….. tumblr hates me#anyway. five minutes later matt comes back and they both drag him onto the ice to try and teach aaron how to skate#smthing my friend is writing#dread ….. my bestest friend ever …… they will be real in three. two.
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#rose reads tvc#LITERALLY SPEECHLESS#lestat: i hate armand#lestat 10 minutes later seeing armand: i want to polish him with kisses and play with his hair and love him forever he is my armand#also lmao at lestat being mad all his boyfriends might also be boyfriends with one another. greedy.#honestly these books can be pretty tedious in parts when it's just one character on their own phiosophizing#but the moment two vampires are interacting#i am LASER FOCUSED and they are incredible#is it my own bias or an actual shift in the writing? i wonder.
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guys i love them i promise i just have the urge to put them through the grinder sometimes
umm on the bright side here's the alternate good ending version lol!!!!!
#haiii ^_^#i didnt know whether to make a seperate post for the good ending one but it wouldve been weird so im just adding it onto here lol#op#one piece#sanji#usopp#god usopp#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#sanuso#usosan#tw blood#tw injury#angst#comic#my art#mintart#ok originally i was gonna use every color but red for the first two pages and only make the butterfly red then make the last page red too#cuz yaaayyy symbolism whatever cringe and then i scrapped it cuz i love working with pink and i was nawt about to figure out#a whole new colour palette during finals week. also i have 5 minutes before class so im speed typing this LOL#anygays thanks lars for the usopp dies brainrot i HATE YOU#he's partly responsible for this actually#i hate how the colours of the last page turned out uurgghghhh im not fixing it tho bye#i like the rest of it tho >_<#i love writing dialogue but silent comics r pretty fun too#ive been doing a couple of those lately and theyve been helping me with gesture and expression practice#lol i love drawing sanji pathetic and in love#i love drawing usopp in general he's my favorite to draw ever im so glad he exists#JUST NOTICED THE LESBIAN COLOUR PALETTE UHHH NOT INTENTIONAL or maybe it could be yuri who knows. they r so very gender#i will draw sanuso yuri soon tho TRUST!!!!!!!!!
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once more i am cataloging differences between the original release and the revised edition. here's jin guangyao and jiang cheng's confrontation
[original]
Jiang Cheng struck out at him with his sword; Jin Guangyao dodged, calling out, "Sect Leader Jiang! Just how did you get here?"
Jiang Cheng did not bother responding. Jin Guangyao's spiritual power was weaker than Jiang Cheng's; he did not dare face his blows directly, having to evade his onslaught with quick maneuvering. As he dodged, he continued to speak: "Is it because you lost track of A-Ling, that you had to chase him down to this place Fairy must have led you to the right trail. Ah, that dog was a gift from me, and yet it still refuses to leave me a measure of dignity."
In Lan Wangji's tight embrace, Wei Wuxian felt slightly less afraid even in face of the barking. He even had the presence of mind to think and mutter, "Just what is Jin Guangyao trying to pull? Is he really trying to have a casual domestic conversation right now???"
[revised]
Jiang Cheng struck out with Zidian; Jin Guangyao dodged, calling out, "Sect Leader Jiang! Just how did you get here?"
Jiang Cheng did not bother responding. Jin Guangyao's spiritual power was weaker than his own. He did not dare face his blows directly, instead having to evade his onslaught with quick maneuvering while his underlings slowly surrounded Jiang Cheng. Even so, he continued to speak, seemingly unruffled: "Is it because you lost track of A-Ling, that you had to chase him down to this place? Fairy must have led you to the right trail. Ah, that dog was a gift from me, and yet it still refuses to leave me with a measure of dignity."
In Lan Wangji's tight embrace, Wei Wuxian felt slightly less afraid even in face of the barking. He even had the presence of mind to think as he watched Jin Guangyao's demeanor in battle, eyes darting about with that perpetual smile. It reminded him of a specific person. He muttered, "He and Xue Yang truly are birds of a feather."
#mdzs#txt#translations#original edition really went 'remember that these two men coparented jin ling for over a decade and probably hated every minute of it'#revised edition pays better attention to the flow of battle and is more tonally consistent but alas. domestic squabbling is really funny
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wait you’re telling me that you’re that one minedai artist?!?!?! you rlly liked ur doomed yaoi huh………..
the paths are finally converging its like a fucked up version of subspace emissary in my inbox
#fave#snap chats#i prob coulda made a minedai ver of this image and itd be funnier but its too late i dont got it in me rn <- im going to class#PLEAAAASSSE IM CRYING EVLKEJAKLJVLAEJV#THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GONNA THROW UP#took gang like. one?? two. months to find me here LVKAJKLAJV HELLO#first kh gang showed up now rgg gangs here to kick my ass im wheezing jvLAKJAEVK#but yeah. i think you missed that reveal anon idk but i am. that minedai artist#i hate that you sent this cause ive been cackling at it for the past three minutes and sounding insane to my roommates JLVKJVALKV#entire website reads man for filth as being an enjoyer of doomed yaoi this is so fucked up and evil and targeted
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together.
days 19 + 20 of dcatober: Ruin and Trapped
#minute doodles#fnaf ruin#fnaf ruin eclipse#eclipse fnaf#sun and moon fnaf#moondrop#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#sundrop#sundrop fnaf#sundrop and moondrop#sundrop dca#dca#sun fnaf#(guys I forgot how to tag things I am so sorry)#uhh#dcatober24#dca fandom#dca community#dca fanart#I don't think Eclipse would refer to themself the way an individual does#I mean yes they speak in the first person but#I think to them they're always both Sun and Moon in the background and they're just. merged.#But I don't think it started out as seamless as we imagine it to be.#Maybe it was just the two of them talking back and forth at the same level of consciousness#somewhat merged but just distinct enough to discern from one another#(I ran out of tags to say what I was trying to say so anyhow here's this)#(ignore that last panel I kind of hate it)
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the thing about david jacobs is that everything is in character. you try to write him out of character? it’s still in character. that bitch doesn’t even know who the fuck he is himself so how are we ever supposed to get it right. hes so weirdgirl. he’s so murderer. he’s so comedian. he’s so introverted librarian who never speaks. he’s so never shuts the fuck up and everyone hates him for it. hes so club twink. hes so secluded woodsman in a cabin. he’s so lawyer teacher nonprofit owner grocery store bagger barista waiter. he’s so never shuts the fuck up and everyone loves him for it. there is no possible way for him to be out of character if you keep his central theme of 1) autistic and 2) being crushed under the weight of too much on his shoulders (but he can’t take a break, there’s no time for breaks, he has to prove himself (to himself) and he has to make his family proud (they’ve been proud of him for years) and he has to suffer because suffering means you’re getting it done.) and 3) gay
#however. this is not a mom friend davey pass UNLESS#it’s bc he is forced into the role and convinces himself that he has to keep it up or everyone will hate him and think hes useless#even tho he’s about two minutes away from going batshit insanocrazy biting and scratching and punching walls#hes so freaky and weird and strange. and i want to shake him around#davey jacobs#david jacobs#newsies#livesies#uksies#west endsies#jac txt.#newsies musical
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lowk thinking maybe thursday or friday this week (11/28 or 11/29) we could get together on ponytown and take a massive pic of the proship tree??
i'm thinkin maybe. 10-11ish pm EST? (i'll include a map in the follow up post and everything for those that wanna join too!)
#drown out the god forsaken mouthwashing fandom on there for a minute or two#no hate to ppl that like MW. but the fandom on pt specifically is annoying#proship#proshippers please interact#profic#anti anti#pro ship#profiction#pro fic#ponytown#pony town#🏁🎸
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collection of moth things i never posted all of varying quality and age
#i'm not giving context for the last two . if you know you know#clamart#cotl monch#the fox is there too but i'm not tagging him due to him being there only Vaguely#and I need a designated Lumi tag. will get back to u on that (<- she will forget)#mostly jus putting these up to ensure everyone I am still thinking about that moth I Promise . i am always thinking about that Moth#monch#fwct chapter 3 is moving at a fuckin snail's pace i'll tell u that much though . I AM writing it .I am jus havin a hell of a time with it#i got too caught up in the whole intro sequence i gotta cut to the chase where the Things actually happen. Unfortunately Monch loves#her internal monologues. So it's just like....... she won't shut the fuck up (in her brain) for two got damn minutes#she has so much to say and none of it will ever be said aloud. too much seething in her Mind. therefore she HATES IT when I try to WRITE#actually i feel like being funny.#cult of the lamb#maintags your moth . giggles an d runs away
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its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to#im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but#because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of#exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something#and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh#and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing#because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant#even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still#its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn….#if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about#I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird#maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel#a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t#I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to#be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol#idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week#had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting#yapping#does this count as vent#vent#Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly
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