#Travel Trailers Portland

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Discover Your Perfect RV: A Guide to RV Dealers in the Portland Area

Portland, Oregon, is not only known for its vibrant culture and stunning landscapes but also as a gateway to outdoor adventures. Whether you’re heading to the coast, exploring the mountains, or camping in the woods, having the right RV makes all the difference. At Cascade RV, we’re proud to be among the top RV dealers in Portland, Oregon, offering a diverse selection of RVs, trailers, and campers to fit every lifestyle.

Why Choose Cascade RV?

When looking for RV sales near Portland, Oregon, it’s essential to select a dealership that understands your needs. Cascade RV stands out due to:

Extensive Inventory: From travel trailers to small RVs, we have options for every type of adventurer.

Expert Guidance: Our knowledgeable staff is dedicated to helping you find the perfect RV that fits your lifestyle and budget.

Comprehensive Services: Beyond sales, we offer maintenance and support to keep your RV in top shape.

Types of RVs Available in the Portland Area

Travel Trailers: Ideal for families and those who enjoy a bit more space. Our RV trailers for sale in Portland include various models that combine comfort with convenience.

Truck Campers: For the more adventurous, truck campers are easy to maneuver and perfect for spontaneous trips. They offer flexibility without sacrificing comfort.

Motorhomes: For those seeking the ultimate convenience, motorhomes provide everything you need in one vehicle. Explore our selection to find the right fit for your adventures.

Small RVs: If you prefer something more compact, we have a range of small RVs for sale in Portland that offer easy towing and parking without compromising on essential amenities.

Used RVs: Our inventory includes quality used RVs for sale in Portland, Oregon, allowing you to enjoy the RV lifestyle at a more affordable price. Each unit is thoroughly inspected for quality and reliability.

Exploring Portland with Your RV

With your new RV, the adventures around Portland are limitless. Here are some must-visit destinations:

Columbia River Gorge: Known for its breathtaking scenery and hiking trails, this area is a short drive from Portland and offers numerous campgrounds for RVs.

Oregon Coast: Experience the stunning coastline with its beaches and charming towns. Many RV-friendly campgrounds line the coast, perfect for a weekend getaway.

Mount Hood National Forest: Ideal for camping and outdoor activities, Mount Hood is accessible and offers various campgrounds suitable for RVs.

Tips for Buying an RV in Portland

When searching for RV dealerships in Portland, keep these tips in mind:

Research Local Dealerships: Explore reviews and ratings of RV dealers near Portland, Oregon, to find a trustworthy option. Cascade RV is well-reviewed for its excellent service and inventory.

Know Your Needs: Consider how you plan to use your RV. Will you be traveling solo, with family, or as a couple? This will guide your choice.

Set a Budget: Determine your budget before visiting dealerships. This will help narrow down your options and avoid overspending.

Inspect Used RVs Thoroughly: If you're considering a used RV, ensure it undergoes a thorough inspection. Look for signs of wear and tear, and ask about maintenance history.

Test Drive: Always take the RV for a test drive to get a feel for handling and comfort.

Cascade RV: Your Trusted RV Store in Portland

As a leading RV store in Portland, we pride ourselves on offering not just vehicles but an entire lifestyle. Our team is passionate about RVing and is here to provide you with expert advice and support throughout your buying journey.

Visit Us Today!

Ready to find your ideal RV? Whether you're interested in camper trailers for sale in Portland or looking for a comprehensive selection of RVs for sale near Portland, Oregon, Cascade RV has you covered. Our friendly team is eager to help you explore your options and answer any questions you may have.

Conclusion

Finding the right RV can transform your travel experiences. At Cascade RV, we’re dedicated to helping you discover the perfect vehicle that suits your adventures around Portland and beyond. With a wide selection of new and used RVs, expert guidance, and comprehensive services, we are your go-to destination for all things RV in the Portland area. Visit us today and start your journey toward unforgettable adventures!

FAQs for RV Dealers in Portland

1. What RV dealers are available in the Portland area? There are several RV dealers in the Portland area, including Cascade RV, offering a wide range of new and used RVs, trailers, and campers.

2. Where can I find RVs for sale near Portland, Oregon? You can find a variety of RVs for sale at local dealerships, including Cascade RV, which features both new and used options to suit different budgets.

3. What types of RVs do dealerships in Portland offer? RV dealerships in Portland offer a diverse selection, including travel trailers, fifth wheels, truck campers, and motorhomes, as well as small RVs suitable for various lifestyles.

4. Are there used RVs for sale in Portland, Oregon? Yes! Many dealers, including those in the Portland area, have a wide selection of used RVs available. These units are inspected for quality and reliability.

5. How do I choose the right RV dealer in Portland? Consider factors like inventory variety, customer reviews, service offerings, and the dealer’s expertise. Visiting multiple RV dealers near Portland can help you make an informed decision.

6. What are some popular RV models for sale in Portland? Popular models vary, but you can often find a selection of travel trailers, fifth wheels, and small RVs that cater to families and solo travelers alike.

7. Is financing available for RV purchases in Portland? Yes, most RV dealers, including those in Portland, offer financing options to help you purchase your RV. The financing team can assist you in finding a plan that fits your budget.

8. Do RV dealerships in Portland provide maintenance services? Many RV dealerships in the Portland area offer maintenance and repair services to keep your RV in optimal condition after purchase.

9. What should I consider when buying a used RV in Portland? When buying a used RV, check its condition, maintenance history, and any warranties available. It’s also advisable to have a thorough inspection done before purchase.

10. Where can I find camper trailers for sale in Portland? Camper trailers are available at various RV dealers in the Portland area, including Cascade RV. Our selection includes new and used models to meet your camping needs.

11. Are there small RVs for sale in Portland? Yes, many RV dealerships in Portland offer small RVs designed for easy maneuverability and efficient living, perfect for couples or solo travelers.

12. How can I find the best RV sales near Portland, Oregon? Research local RV dealerships online, check customer reviews, and visit in person to explore their inventory. This will help you find the best deals and services available.

13. Can I trade in my current RV at a Portland dealer? Most RV dealers in the Portland area accept trade-ins, allowing you to apply the value of your current RV toward the purchase of a new or used model.

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SHOT BY SHOT LET'S GO PT 1

Okay so first we have the infamous ghost lamp. I absolutely love the design, it has such an otherworldly yet steam punky vibe, @vryfmi did a great post on the use of brutalist architecture on the show, which I encourage everyone to read!

This seems to be Lucy travelling on the train to London after the incident with Jacobs'. It seems like she is either drawing (which would be fantastic, I hope we see artist! Lucy) or looking through newspapers for potential jobs.

Shot from the teaser! Annie Ward plotline here we come!

Lucy at Kings Cross arriving in London for the first time? I've noticed Lucy's colour in the series primarily, or almost exclusively, seems to be blue.

I have a feeling this woman is the one talking at the start of the trailer: "It's terrible the world's come to this...I feel sorry for your generation." She appears to have noticed Lucy in agent gear, perhaps looking a little lost and forlorn.

Lucy reading the advertisement! Interesting design for the agency's name.

If you need me, I'll be at 35 Portland Row. Honestly looks EXACTLY how I always pictured it!

Lucy and George's first interaction <3 <3 <3

Looks like this is the sitting room? I love the cluttered nature of Portland Row; is that a TV I see in the background? What happened to "To think some people just watch TV" Lockwood?

George my beloved

Can't wait to see them break a gourd <3

Kudos to the props/design team, it's actually eerie how similar it looks to the way I always imagined!

Judging by the background, specifically the columns, this looks to be Kensal Green, Lucy and Lockwood seem to be kicking down the door to the chapel in order to rescue George and they look like they are about to kick some serious ass as well!

Lucy and Lockwood waiting to go into the Hope’s house? I remember as they were waiting, Lucy saw movement in the window and presumed the family to be home, only for the daughter to arrive straight after.

Meeting Annie Ward. This seems to play out different from the book in which Lucy had to call gently out for Lockwood so as not to disturb her. They seem to instead find her together in this scene. Although we do have a shot of Lucy facing her alone.

How I'm going to look tomorrow morning after staying up analysing the trailer

Lucy and Lockwood in the Hope’s?

You know what time it is? Arson time.

Lucy and Lockwood putting the company into serious debt.

The man, the myth, the legend. Montague Barnes looking mighty fine if I do say so myself. He looks extremely done with everyone, A+. He is with Kipps here, most likely investigating the Bone Mirror case.

Couples who do arson together, stay together. I love how they are just standing around in that second shot, taking in just how terribly they've screwed everything up, the vibes are immaculate.

Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Show stopping. Spectacular.

[thelensofyashunews]

YEAT SHARES FIFTH LP LYFESTYLE  

Yeat has kicked off a new era with the release of latest highly anticipated album LYFESTYLE—out now via Lyfestyle Corporation / Field Trip / Capitol Records. Earlier this year, Yeat catapulted the world into the future with the release of blockbuster project 2093. Now, he travels back to present day to deliver LYFESTYLE, a thrilling rap album highlighting the dynamic and experimental style that’s become synonymous of Yeat’s growing discography while also paying homage to the young artist’s early career. Today’s release of LYFESTYLE cements Yeat as one of hip hop’s most established and respected new artists, being embraced by peers with superstar collaborations across the album including Don Toliver, Lil Durk, and Kodak Black. The new album also arrives alongside new merch in collaboration with designer Heron Person and Cactus Plant Flea Market. The 21-track project showcases Yeat continuing his fruitful creative relationships with some of his original collaborators including Summrs and producer Synthetic. LYFESTYLE masterfully weaves these traces of nostalgia with newer elements of Yeat’s experimental side – seen in songs like "Gone 4 a min" and "Forever again".

LYFESTYLE arrives on the heels of a massive year for Yeat, following February’s release of album 2093, his fourth entry in the Top 10 in only 2 years: Lyfë (No. 10 in 2022), 2 Alivë (No. 6 in 2022), AftërLyfe (No. 4 in 2023) and 2093 (No. 2 in 2024). Teasing for LYFESTYLE kicked off this summer when Yeat hinted at new music during his highly curated special three-show tour run across New York, Los Angeles and Portland, selling out legendary venues including Brooklyn Mirage, The Shrine, and Portland’s Theater of the Clouds. The first official announce of the upcoming album arrived in September when Yeat’s Lyfestyle Corporation confirmed the name LYFESTYLE through a video graffitiing the word across a Lamborghini. This reveal was followed closely by another video taking over New York’s Times Square billboards to announce LYFESTYLE’S October release, and the official album trailer which can be viewed here. Most recently, Yeat embarked on an international tour across the EU & UK—an explosive run through 9 cities which included his first ever headlining show in London, which The Guardian noted as a “ribcage-reverberating success”—before the final album easter egg earlier this week when Lyfestyle Corporation unveiled an eerie video of massive flame letters spelling out the album name in a deserted field. Now, LYFESTYLE has finally arrived, see full track-listing below.

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FROM THE ARTIST DIRECTORY

Constructed Collages of Events

Portland, Oregon, USA. Todd Elliott's sculptures are collages using graphic, motion and places. Here, the collages are shapes and images commonly seen in traffic, or any distant travel by road; where we see buildings, signs, trailers and vehicles of all types. These are constructed collages of events from his imagination. He has always been fascinated by shiny surfaces, like those on cars, gas station signs and glass, but discovered, these reflections are the sources for his imagination. A few forms have taken shape in his work; MXR, HAULRS, along with a newer relief format, THRU. Read More

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The drive up the 101 to the 1 is always nicer once you’re past Ventura. The suburbs are soulless and boring, but once you’re up in Ventura and beyond you’re driving along the coast, and that’s a treat for everyone.

Being as I was driving up to Big Sur on a Sunday, I was being passed by the weekenders on their way home for the week. I was passed by trucks towing Shastas, Casistas, and Airstreams constantly. I recognized them from being on the road with Foxy the Trailer and noticing other trailers on those travels. A turquoise and white Shasta being towed by a ’55 Chevy with the same paint job caught my eye just south of Cambria. It’s funny to remember that all of these fiberglass trailers were designed to be towed behind big American V8s back in the day.

Cambria is where the scenery really begins to change, and where the SoCal coast falls away to a different world. Instead of palm trees you get pines and the water changes from deep blue to more of a blue and turquoise as it flows in to meet the coastline. This part of the state really feels more like Portland, and if it weren’t for the PCH signs and California-specific signs you could be forgiven for thinking you were elsewhere.

I rolled along up the 1 and got into Big Sur around 2:30 or so. Not bad time, really. The only thing hurting is my wallet from driving a vehicle that gets 20 mpg, maybe, on the best of days. Still, Fiona the FJ was all packed up and ready for adventure and we arrived at our destination!

Setting up camp was a breeze. My spot didn’t have trees close enough to use with the hammock I found on OfferUp, but the OfferUp tent went right up in a flash and once I got the air mattress in the tent, home was ready. It was cloudy that afternoon, which made me nervous about seeing the skies over the next couple of days since it was a new moon and that meant seeing the stars in all their unbridled glory. My fears were unfounded nights two and three though, the sky was crystal clear and I could see the Milky Way with my naked eyes.

Once camp was setup, and it dawned on me that this was my first solo camping trip in Big Sur, I decided to go for a short walk to Pfeiffer Falls at the front of the park. Other than the stairs about halfway down the path, it wasn’t really a hike and was more of a walk. Being surrounded by nothing but greenery and redwoods is one of those moments you commit to memory. While they’re not as big as what you see in King’s Canyon or Sequoia Nat’l Park, they’re still imposing and beautiful. The creek running alongside the walking path had a surprising amount of water flowing through it so I was excited about what I might see at the waterfall itself! It wasn’t as spectacular as hoped but it was still nice. I had the entire area to myself for a good few minutes and the silence out there was one of those things I wish I had more of here in the city. Just you and your heartbeat out in nature, as the universe intended.

[omgokiguess]

I'm a little scared to move. I lived in st pete longer than I lived in Portland or Chicago or California. And it's soooooo far. It might take us 5 days to drive there. And we're only bringing what we can fit in the Subaru, we're not getting a uhaul trailer like we did when we moved here. I'm giving my 65" tv to my best friend and we're abandoning all furniture. I'm going to eventually ask my dad if he wants my grandma's desk back but if not I'm leaving it at the thrift store. It's just so far. But I know it will be worth it and I'm excited and I know my husband is going to love it. It's just kind of a lot but I know it will all be worth it in the end. I'm kind of excited to get a new bed too. Our mattress is like cheap and almost 4 years old and it'll be nice to get a cozy new bed. I'm getting pootnip a small traveling cage too and he's gonna come in the hotels with us every night. It's definitely like truly going rogue

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Axe Throwing Across Cities: Portland, Vancouver, Austin

Axe throwing has become a wildly popular activity across the U.S., and Portland, Vancouver, and Austin are no exception. Whether you're looking for a fun weekend activity or a way to spice up a special event, axe throwing delivers excitement and adrenaline like no other. If you're in Vancouver, WA, the axe throwing scene is growing quickly, with venues popping up all over the city. But did you know you can bring this thrilling experience right to your own backyard or event with an c?

An axe throwing trailer rental is perfect for any event, from birthdays and bachelor parties to corporate team-building events. These mobile units are fully equipped with professional-grade targets and supervised by trained staff who ensure safety while teaching you how to throw axes like a pro. For those in Vancouver, WA, renting an axe throwing trailer means you can enjoy all the fun of axe throwing without having to travel to a facility—whether you're hosting a gathering at your home, a park, or a larger venue, the trailer brings the experience right to you.

Axe throwing trailer rentals are available not just in axe throwing vancouver wa, but also in nearby Portland and even in Austin. Each trailer is self-contained, making it easy to set up at almost any location. With expert instructors guiding participants through proper techniques, it’s accessible and enjoyable for both beginners and seasoned throwers.

If you’re looking to add a unique twist to your next event, consider an axe throwing trailer rental. Whether you’re in Vancouver, WA, Portland, or Austin, you can bring the thrill of axe throwing to your event, ensuring a memorable experience for you and your guests.

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Comprehensive Guide to California Auto Transport Services

California, known for its vast landscapes, bustling cities, and scenic coastal routes, is a hub for auto transport services. Whether you're relocating, buying a vehicle online, or transporting a classic car to a show, understanding the intricacies of California auto transport services can save you time, money, and stress.

What Are Auto Transport Services?

Auto transport services specialize in moving vehicles from one location to another. This can range from standard cars and motorcycles to luxury, classic, and oversized vehicles. These services cater to a variety of needs, such as individual moves, dealership deliveries, and corporate relocations.

Types of Auto Transport Services

Open Carrier Transport:

Description: The most common and economical option, open carrier transport involves shipping vehicles on open trailers.

Pros: Cost-effective and widely available.

Cons: Vehicles are exposed to weather elements and road debris.

Enclosed Carrier Transport:

Description: This method uses enclosed trailers to protect vehicles from external conditions.

Pros: Provides maximum protection against weather and road hazards.

Cons: More expensive compared to open carrier transport.

Door-to-Door Service:

Description: Vehicles are picked up and delivered directly to specified locations.

Pros: Convenience of not having to drive to terminals.

Cons: May be costlier and less flexible in remote areas.

Terminal-to-Terminal Service:

Description: Involves dropping off and picking up vehicles at designated terminals.

Pros: Usually cheaper than door-to-door services.

Cons: Less convenient, as it requires traveling to and from the terminals.

Choosing a Reliable Auto Transport Service

Selecting the right transport service is crucial for a smooth experience. Here are some tips to help you make an informed decision:

Research and Reviews:

Look for companies with positive customer feedback and high ratings on review platforms.

Check for any recurring issues or complaints about damage or delays.

Insurance Coverage:

Verify the insurance coverage provided by the transport company.

Ensure it covers potential damages during transit.

Experience and Expertise:

Opt for companies with experience in handling the specific type of vehicle you need to transport.

Specialized services may be necessary for luxury, classic, or oversized vehicles.

Quotes and Pricing:

Obtain multiple quotes to compare prices and services.

Be wary of extremely low quotes, as they might indicate subpar services.

Licensing and Accreditation:

Ensure the company is licensed and registered with the Department of Transportation (DOT) and Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA).

Preparing Your Vehicle for Transport

Before handing over your vehicle, follow these steps to ensure a smooth transport process:

Clean Your Vehicle: This helps in conducting a thorough inspection for pre-existing damages.

Remove Personal Items: Transport companies typically do not cover personal belongings left in the vehicle.

Document Existing Damage: Take photos and note any pre-existing damages to avoid disputes later.

Check Fluid Levels: Ensure that all fluids are at appropriate levels and there are no leaks.

Disable Alarms: Avoid unnecessary issues by disabling any active alarms.

California auto transport services offer a range of options to suit different needs and budgets. Whether you opt for open or enclosed transport, door-to-door service, or terminal-to-terminal delivery, choosing a reliable company is key. By following the tips provided and preparing your vehicle adequately, you can ensure a seamless and stress-free auto transport experience in the Golden State.

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TV Guidance Counselor Episode 616: Brian Trenchard-Smith

This week Ken welcomes esteemed, accomplished director and author of the field guide/memoir "Adventures in the B-Movie Trade", Brian Trenchard-Smith to the show.

Ken and Brian discuss the weather in Portland, Brian's travels around the world, his appreciation for everything he's gotten to do, visiting Soviet Russian in 1968, falling in love with cinema after seeing a Hitchcock film, how you should see a local movie in the native language in every country you visit, developing your taste in film, how the world is smaller, but not as substantive in many ways, forgetting your Italian accent, strange double features, taking acting classes with Barry Manilow, being only able to play a British Army Officer, knowing from age 13 you want to make movies, the closed show that was the British Film Industry, Australian television, editing Hammer Horror films, working for the ABC, editing sex and violence filled TV promos, sort of forging a recommendation letter, Raymond Burr, Ironsides, Number 96, Prisoner in Cell Block H, learning how cinema production worked, Beauty pageants for girls AND cars, Concourse Del Ellgance', stunts, making documentaries, Bruce Lee, Man from Hong King, Stunt Rock, why every young filmmaker needs a calling card, Hong Kong Cinema, cannibalizing your own films, World of Kung Fu (which no longer exists), Kung Fu Killers, editing news film and the pressure of it going down to the wire, news directors wanting to kill you, Japanese Cinema, Seven Samurai, Rashomon, being OBSESSED with trailers growing up, The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, visiting the set of Shatter, Roy Ward Baker, finding financing, hopping on a trend too late, the Bruce Lee clones, being bored by love scenes in films, parody, being subversive, hang gliders, Dead End Drive In, having to watch three hours of Once Upon a Time in the West so you can cut the trailer, Leprechaun in Space, enjoying the days when you physically handled film, enjoying your films with an audience, the 1988 Mission Impossible, Sahara with Jim Belushi, directing Flipper, being proud of different films for different reasons, Seconds to Spare, diehard on a train, replacing Dolph Lundgren with Antonio Sabato Jr, Happy Face Murders with Ann-Margaret, and the awe of making and watching Omega Code 2.

and be sure to buy Brian's fantastic book "Adventures in the B Movie Trade"

[deanmiles13]

LEAVE THE DRIVING TO US…

A.K.A.

MEETING CRAIG WAGNER

Oh, to travel America and the open road. Especially when you’re not doing the driving. 

I had done this particular trip before. On The Dog as they say.. The Greyhound bus.

It was the affordable way to travel for the dirtier denizens of our society. No half decent human being would EVER subject themselves to the punishment the dog can deal out. It could be considered a large, long trailer with seating on both sides and the shitter in the back. It reeked of whatever agent they used to mask the original odor in the first place. So imagine having to endure 3 plus days on this journey. AND you’re only 15 years old. 

I would often be mistaken much older for my age and also for being in the military. I had a really close shaved haircut and traveled with all my belongings in a gunny sack. A green military bag for all their stuff, which I obtained at the army surplus. Which is where I also got my combat boots. So, I guess I can see how I was putting that vibe out. 

But this was also the early 80’s and what T shirt you wore, spoke volumes about WHO you were.

That is what set me apart here. It was a fucking killer print I have never seen before or since of Suicidal Tendencies. Had the sleeves cut off and the sides split. And when I boarded the bus for a return trip BACK to Indiana, this was my calling card and it got the attention of two dudes as soon as I boarded in downtown Tucson. When the bus station was across from Hotel Congress. They also had a “calling card” that only certain people would know. This was more intense than just a shirt too. It was a tattoo. And not just any tattoo, but a MOTORHEAD tattoo.

The best band ever. It’s a know fact to any punk or metal head. It was this tattoo, that turned my head as I searched for an empty seat. Hopefully not too far from this lot…

The bus pulled out and immediately the older of the two came over grinning from ear to ear. He said “Hey.. My name is Craig. Where ya headed?” And he plopped down into the empty seat next to me. I told him “Indiana” and that was about it. I just though he was too cool to want to talk with me and that couldn’t have been further from the truth. 

With the passing of time, details are lost, but he introduced me to his brother. We talked music and all that. I showed him my puny “X” tattoo. He didn’t laugh or anything and just said “Oh, I love them!”

There was a stop somewhere along the way I do recall, that we got off and had a little time. The three of us headed to a store and they ended up getting some peppermint schnapps. We snuck it back on the bus and all took turns knippin’ on it. The stories continued and they told me about being from Santa Rosa, CA. Tales of seeing all the good bands and then the bus stopped and they had to get off. It occurred, I never even asked where they were going. 

I believe it was New Mexico… Craig leaned over to me and snuck the schnapps into my leather jacket inside pocket and handed me something. “You got a bit of a trip ahead of you and you might need this more than me.” It was some sorta sleeping pills. Nothing heavy… If I remember correctly!

This was a mighty generous offer and made me feel a little better about this hellish journey I was in for. 

I had to go back to Indiana because It was the middle of summer when I moved to Tucson and It was too much for me. I begged my Great Grandmother, Hazel, for the bus fair. It was like a hundred bucks or something. I loved her so much. I could trust her with my secrets and know she passed no judgement. Just wanted me to be safe out there at 15 years old. I was tossed to Tucson when my Mom had enough of me fucking up her perfect new marriage. “SO… You wanna go meet your Dad?!?!” I jumped at the chance and left immediately after my sophomore year at Pike High School. Enduring the bus trip that time around, I knew exactly what I was in for this trip. Like my friend Abel said one time after taking the bus up to Portland to see me. “Dude, I swear, when you hit Ashland, the people on the bus are like in a G.G. Allin look a like contest. They smell like him too!”

So, I just popped the pills into my mouth and took the cap off the schnapps and guzzled. 

Wake me up when I get there….

We’ll skip that part actually and just say, me going back to Indiana and thinking it was gonna work, was insane. I mean, I was 15! Come on… I wasn’t the brightest bulb yet.

I can only equate it to taking a caged animal at the zoo and setting it free for the first time. Then go and retrieve said animal and put it back in the cage. Not a good recipe. I hopped on the next Dog outta town and relished the trip and all the new people I would meet.

Hell… I slept through one stop and ended up in Oklahoma somehow and had to get on another bus going the way I need to go. That set me back another day or so, but what the fuck. 

There really wasn’t anyone especially waiting for me. 

The situation with Pops was one that had me running for the nearest exit and shacking up with anyone that would take me. Girlfriends, maybe their unsuspecting parents, schoolmates, girls I would take home. Oh wait, I mean, take me to their homes. You get the picture. I was scraping by. So much so that the girl I was with at this point was a beautiful girl who actually sought me out. Quite shocking, as it may have been the first REAL chance I had at really being with a woman. Not a girl…

We had ourselves this killer hole in the ground that we called home. And when I say hole in the ground, I mean A HOLE IN THE GROUND. It was under an adobe in Tucson. We “rented” the place from maybe someone we knew from school?!?! I’m not certain. The woman who lived there spoke little English and was old school Mexican. She cooked stuff for us and I think was happy to have us there. We were in fucking High School and there was actually another couple that we shared it with. Man… I went back there one time and had a chance to peek in the “basement” that we lived in and it was shocking. Even to me… I mean, just ask anyone from Tucson if they have a “basement” and you’ll get the picture.

We had a 7-11 near us that we frequented for many of the things we needed. The girls with their cigarettes and us with our beer. Well, we all smoked and drank, what am I talking about?

Anyway, to give this some more air and let the timeline shore up a little bit, I had started school at Cholla H.S. for a semester and then got over to Project MORE. It was an alternative school that had all sorts of kids trying to finish the time there. I’m gonna guess that it was at least 6 month to a year passed since I was on that initial bus trip home.

Being broke and having tons of time on our hands, we had those hands extended for spare change at the local 7-11 one afternoon. Nothing special was going down except the usual “Get a job!” And sexual advances on the girls… Then a motorcycle was pulling into the lot. I always checked out bikes and the make and model. What the person riding was wearing and everything. I grew up in it and longed for my own bike real soon.

This particular make was 70’s era B.M.W. the exact details lost to time, but the ONE detail I did notice on the rider was a Motorhead tattoo!!! Nice…. 

Wait!!!???!!! I remembered a guy who had a similar tattoo, but anyone could get that tattooed.

But his hair… It was spiky and not long and greasy. His face too… It was young at dare I say movie star like. It wasn’t some old grey beard! This was all a little too close to coincidence, so I followed behind. I let him do his thing and I believe he grabbed some beer. He was making his way to exit and I looked him straight on and asked “Is your name Craig?” 

He kind of looked surprised and then I think it started to sink in with him, and before he could put it together, I explained that I was that kid on the bus!!!

We both confirmed that indeed it was the both of us on the bus that time and we made our way outside. He had a girl with him and explained what it was all about and I caught my lady up on the near cosmic coincidence that was taking place at of all places, a 7-11.

Craig then explained how they had literally JUST pulled into to Tucson and were wondering about their next move. He mentions something about needing to unload some smoke he had brought and I explained that was NOT gonna be a problem. He then said they needed a place to stay. I said, again, that will not be a problem. “You can stay with us!”

Now, this is where again, I might not remember everything. But they probably followed us the few blocks back to the hole and took one look in there and decided to take their chances with the rattlesnakes and javelina in the desert.

Betsy and I did eventually get out of that little pit and got a nice space on the corner of 6th and ?

This place actually had a basement. I KNOW huh?!?!? What are the odds. 

We rented it from an elderly couple who live across the alley. The house itself was across from Tucson H.S.

We had random “Hobo” types stop and knock on our door. They asked for food and we were miffed by it. I think we mentioned it to someone one day and they said we had “Hobo Markings” in the yard. Some rocks were arranged a certain way and that was the signal.

We also had a really spooky situation there.

One night, Betsy and I decided to spend the night in the front living room. We had lived there for a little while already and felt okay there. Well, not this night. I know we weren’t creeping ourselves out. We had a pull out couch that was there when we moved in, and we just were laying there and both of us sort of got up at the same time and said enough of this.

It was the weirdest vibe I’ve ever experienced. It was definitely like some was watching us. 

And we were not welcome there at that time. I got our blankets rounded up and Betsy was back in our bedroom before I could get there.

To be honest, I think it had something to do with that basement. When we moved in, of course we went down there and thought “Band Room” but it was all finished and had surfaced areas. 

But, at the end of the room was this steamer trunk. 

Just sitting there. I mean, the place did come “furnished” but what was this?

So we opened it and there were some clothes and who can remember. But I did get a cool pair of paints that were awesome 50’s or 60’s era. They were green slack type pants that were pegged. Man, they were sweet. Maybe the dead haunted our living room for messing with the trunk down there?

The place we had was attached to other units and had a courtyard in the center of our backyards. We eventually got Craig and his girl moved into our next door unit.

It was cool, because we all were taking care of each other and Craig and I tried to put together some music, but I was just a drummer and he was just a singer. I’m not sure if he played guitar or not….

But that fizzled, and we still were friends. Spending time together listening to records and just hanging out in general. He turned me onto Metallica’s demo tape when we lived together. We both loved FANG. And of course Motorhead!!!

I never got up to any trouble with Craig. He always seemed focused.

My life was swirling at a mile a minute and he seemed a little older and knew what to do.

With him just hitting town, he still need to find his crowd. I think he fell in with the Blood Spasm crew and it’s not like our worlds never collided. Hell, they were our best buds.

But, at some point we all moved on… He got another place and we did as well. 

Craig and Leelanne became a “Thing” and were soon to be wedded!

Man, he was trucking and I was just spinning my wheels. 

Well, I probably didn’t need to be married at 16 years old. That’s for sure.

But, they were doing it and we all got to be a part of the great day.

I recall we departed from the OZ house in Sam Zero’s truck. It was a tiny Toyota pickup and probably fit 5-6 people. Tops…

The wedding was at a home I believe, somewhere “WE” were not used to being. In the hills or something like that. It was kind of intimate and family was in town, so of course our “crew” was the odd man out here. We of course hit the bar and scarfed any food available and then made our way out to the pool area. Man, this was swank! 

I remember a nice big pool with people just chilling out and having a great time. 

A little band was gathered in the corner playing some standard tunes. Nothing wild, nothing too boring. Just a decent band… 

Well, get a room full of musicians all drunk and loose and said band takes a breather….

Look out!!!

“Hey Dean!!! We should get up there and play some Hendrix” Paul Young, says to me.

He was the guitarist in Blood Spasm who was known for doing a Gene Simmons gimmick with the blood capsules in the mouth routine. Looked awesome.

Anyway, we are pestering the band, they of course just give us the brush. We meander around, somewhat disgruntled and eventually just resume free drinks and food.

I make my way over to the people I came with…. ( I can’t remember if we brought Paul with us or not) But I was just chilling out on the side of the pool nearest the house. Across the pool is a small wall that surrounds the pool and property. 

Well, a little swell of commotion if going on over there and we hear people starting to yell and scream “PAUL!!! DON’T”

And before I could say “We got cactus” Paul is buck naked, with his clothes in a pile on the ground and him on top of this little retaining wall. “Hey.. Look at me!” Is what I believe he said as he proceeded to swan dive into the pool.

As he comes up from underwater, he has that huge Paul Young grin on his face and swims towards our side of the pool now. 

There were screams of all sorts that moment. Maybe delight? (Doubtful)

Maybe laughter? Oh yeah.. plenty of laughs. Uncomfortable groans of what to do next.

That was the overwhelming vibe. Paul was that turd in the punch bowl right now, and we all had the scent of shit on us as well. So, he comes up and flicks his curly long hair back and just bellows that laugh of his….

At this point people from inside are making their way to the party outside. And from here it is like this was all scripted. I swear, I thought they had this worked out together. Like in wrestling. Where the two guys do it with a nod and a wink. 

Craig approached the poolside with his just wedded in tuxedo and shining shoes. He looked like a million bucks. And he bent down to talk to Paul sorta under his breath. Bye now, EVERYONE was watching. I mean, you could hear a pin drop. And he extends his hand out to Paul as he’s saying “Paul… I think you need to get OUT of the pool!” 

As calmly and cooly as he can.

And without missing a beat (His comedic timing was perfect) Paul says to Craig…

“NO Craig, I think you need to get IN!” And just yanked Craig into the pool. I think they wrestled around and splashed each other for a split second, but it was met with utter disdain. 

I thought immediately of the suit. The host thought immediately of the cops. And were kind enough to inform us so. 

It was all a blur from there. We made our exit and were met by the sheriffs at our truck. All of us looking crazy and Paul soaking wet with his clothes half on. “Which one of you is driving?” The cops asked us. Luckily Erin got right up there and said 

“ME Officer!” They asked her if she’d been drinking and she shot back “NO, I’m straight edge and don’t drink or take drugs!” Which was NOT true, but did the trick and we got the hell out dodge. I always wonder if we were like that scene in Suburbia, when they had the funeral scene and all the girls family is there and so are the T.R. gang. 

The mom is crying about the punks being there and the dad comes over to say “Don’t you see… We don’t want you here!” And the punk says back “But she’s OUR friend too!”

I imagined that hopefully that was just silly sidebar and hopefully they went on to have a great night. And a great life… 

I kinda lost track of Craig after that. I had heard he joined the military and that was not a surprise. It made me proud to know him and that he wanted to server our country.

I ended up leaving Tucson myself not shortly there after. I moved to Portland and would often remember that bus trip long ago and Craig and how it was such a “Small World” thing when we met there at 7-11 that day. 

Then Facebook brought us all back together and a little closer. We “friended” each other and it was like no time passed. Found out he was in Austin and made it a point to catch up with him, since I am in Austin frequently. In 2019 we did that. I made my way over to his place when he got off that day and we got coffee and went back to his place and chilled outside and caught up. He had arranged for some family and friends to “Meet my buddy Dean”

He made all this food and we had his daughters over. I got to meet the girls he talked so much about. We talked about everything under the sun… Had that dinner and talked some more. He was starting a new job the next day, but that did not stop him from hanging out. He milked his time with me and we said goodnight. I crashed on the couch. Underneath the awesome Tiki painting, or burnings, that he did. He was so talented. I was marveling at the pieces all night and he just off the cuff mentioned, “Oh yeah, I did those!”

I had to get my ass back to Portland the next day and he was up before I even got going so all I had was that small 18 hours with him, but I left full. 

Full of love and companionship. Full of the faith in family and just being there for people. When Craig was with you, he was with YOU. He made you feel important and also shared what was important to him. 

When I think of some of the last post he made about having a cook out with the neighbors that he met, and how they hung out talked after dinner and then figured they would do it more often. Craig had invited one them to a punk rock show, FEAR if I remember correctly. THAT just spoke volumes about WHO he was. To ME at least….

An honest, hard working, patriotic, punk rocker who just loved to break down that stereotype of the menacing punk rocker. If you even dared say hi to him, that’s it, you were hooked. He had ya and before ya knew it, you could be in a band, or riding motorcycles, making art, enjoying live bands, traveling the world… Whatever it was, he seemed ready willing and able.

When we visited, he told me this story about getting ready to leave somewhere after deployment and the higher ups came around looking for “Volunteers” to load ALL the luggage and stuff. Craig said “I raised my hand and said We’ll do it!” Then all the other men in his platoon started to moan and groan “Why did you volunteer US? We are almost done and out of here?”

Craig just said “Trust Me!” 

So they got to humping all this gear and breaking a sweat as everyone else boarded the plane home. When they got all the luggage loaded, the head honcho says to him “Wagner, your group rides first class all the way home!” Craig just gave that all knowing grin and said “SEE?”

I learned of Craigs passing this week and it’s been sitting kinda hard with me.

Trying to imagine the void that his girls and everyone in his life is feeling. It hurts… Only the good die young?!?! 

Huh….  Well that shit sucks!!!!

Craig, you worked hard, you played hard dude!!! Enjoy that first class trip home, brother. 

You fucking earned it. Respect!!!

Your Cosmic Greyhound Bus Buddy:

Dean 13 Miles

[trenthillger]

Top Reasons to Choose RV Rental in Portland For Your Adventure

Embarking on an adventure is one of life's greatest pleasures. Whether you and your family are planning a cross-country road trip, exploring the great outdoors, or you are simply seeking a break from the daily grind. However, the choice of how you travel can significantly impact your experience.

So, while planning for your next short trip, choose the RV rental in Portland to enhance your adventure.  In this article, we will provide you with the top reasons why you should consider renting an RV for your next journey.

Top Reasons to Select RV Rental In Portland

Freedom to Roam

One of the most captivating reasons to choose RV rental is its freedom. Unlike traditional vacations involving fixed itineraries and hotel bookings, an RV allows you to plot your course. 

You can change your plans on a whim, explore off-the-beaten-path destinations, and follow your curiosity. With an RV, the journey becomes part of your adventure, and you're not tied to a strict schedule.

Comfort and Convenience

RVs are home on wheels, with all the necessary comforts and conveniences. They come in various sizes and configurations. Even smaller models of RV also offer sleeping quarters, a functional kitchen, a bathroom, and a comfortable living space. 

Moreover you can cook your meals, enjoy a hot shower, and relax in a cozy environment no matter where your travels take you. It's like having a mobile hotel room with all the desired amenities.

Cost-Effective Travel

Traveling in an RV can be surprisingly cost-effective, especially for families or groups. With an RV, you eliminate the need for hotel stays, which can quickly add up, especially during longer trips. 

Additionally, having a kitchen onboard allows you to prepare your meals, saving you money on dining out. While there is an initial rental cost, you'll likely find that RV travel can be budget-friendly, especially when considering the convenience and savings on accommodation and food expenses.

Family-Friendly Adventures

RV travel is perfect for families seeking unforgettable adventures together. Kids love the excitement of RV trips, and the extra space and amenities onboard make the journey more comfortable. 

If you want, you can also bring bikes, outdoor toys, or board games to keep children entertained during stops. Traveling on an RV also allows you to explore various family-friendly destinations and create lasting memories with your loved ones.

Pet-Friendly Travel

For pet owners, RV travel is a fantastic way to bring your furry friends along for the adventure. Many companies providing services like RV rental in Portland offer pet-friendly options. It provides comfortable and safe space for your pets during the journey. 

Further, you can explore pet-friendly hiking trails, beaches, and parks, ensuring your pets have a memorable adventure.

Environmental Considerations

Modern RVs are designed with environmental considerations in mind. They often come equipped with energy-efficient systems and amenities that allow you to minimize your carbon footprint while on the road. Additionally, having more control over your waste makes it easier to practice responsible camping and reduce environmental impact.

Variety of RV Options

RV rental offers various options to suit your preferences and needs. Whether you're looking for a compact camper van, a spacious motorhome, or a cozy travel trailer, you can find an RV that matches your style of travel. This versatility ensures that you can choose the perfect vehicle for your adventure.

Conclusion

When it comes to embarking on an adventure, RV rental in Portland provides a unique and rewarding experience. It grants you the freedom to explore at your own pace, enjoy the comforts of home on the road, and create lasting memories with loved ones. So, pack your bags, hit the road, and savor the freedom and adventure RV travel offers. Dolo Entertainment offers RVs, trailers, trucks, and tents for people to enjoy their adventurous trips. Rent out your RV with Dolo Vacation Rentals and earn while you relax. Contact us now.

[rviner]

Name: Fenrir 'Fen' Cross

Age & Birthday: 24 years old, August 12th 1998

Gender/Pronouns: cis man he/him

Birthplace: Atlanta, GA

Time in Atlanta: 19 years, back for 2 weeks

Neighborhood: Center Hill

Association: None

Occupation: Employee at Garza Bike Shop

Positive personality traits: Communicative, Optimistic, Hard-Working, Loyal

Negative personality traits: Impulsive, Over-Protective, Stubborn, Fanatical

Faceclaim: Alexander Ludwig

About

On paper, Fenrir's upbringing was dysfunctional at best. Born to two teen parents in Center Hill, nobody would ever expect him to beat the odds. However, Fenrir was a good student and an even better friend. He has always considered Center Hill and it's community his home, doing anything and everything to help his neighbors and family.

Fenrir has an abundance of love and respect for his parents and he knew the apple didn't fall far from the tree as far as his father was concerned. The two are sometimes similar enough for their voice to be mistaken as one another in phone calls, and not to mention their identical laugh. Despite Wolf being a chaotic name to some, Fen is never prouder to call the man his dad.

Fen has always loved the outdoors and nature, called to it like it was in his blood. He stuck around at the trailer park after graduating but quickly realized there was a world he needed to see. At nineteen years old, he said goodbye to his family and off he went. He didn't care about his limited funds because one thing about Fen is he will always find a way. He made fast money in good and honest jobs, from farm work and laboring as he traveled across the states.

While in Portland, he met Lorna Adair and bonded with the beautiful woman when they discovered that they both hailed from Atlanta. It became obvious there was more than a friendship blossoming between them and the two quickly were an established relationship. They continued their travels together and Fenrir couldn't stop writing to home about how lucky he was. He knew early on that wherever Lorna went, that would be exactly where he wanted to be.

They became a family two years ago after the birth of their son, Rowan, and it was as if being parents was their calling in life. Their little set up together was humble but they had everything they needed. Fenrir would do any and every job needed to ensure they didn't go without and they continued their little adventures together but this time with extra snacks or a carrier for their son.

When Lorna shared the news of baby number two, Fenrir was overjoyed. He didn't think for one second about any potential stresses or extra workload, all he could do was think about how amazing it was to grow as a family. The birth of their little girl, Autumn, came in November and Fenrir adored everything about her right down to the red hair on her head just like her mother. The family nested together for months until tragedy hit them like a wave in February. The sudden death of their healthy baby girl struck both Fenrir and Lorna. They powered through for the sake of their son but suddenly, life felt like it was happening around them. Fenrir no longer wanted to immerse himself in life the way he used to. He forced himself to stay strong for Lorna and Rowan, to the best of his ability.

By the spring, Fenrir decided they both needed the support of family and convinced Lorna to move back to Atlanta with him. The release of his father also swayed his decision to come home to Center Hill, knowing that there isn't much Wolf doesn't know about life or love. He hopes the guiding hand of his father and the connection to the rest of his family will help him learn how to bring Lorna back to herself too. Fen isn't going to give up, at least not without a fight.

[craftytravelerearthquake]

The first thing that comes to mind when people hear the term

"caravan" is an image of a convoy of camels and donkeys traveling through tribal territory. Accessory dwelling units in Portland promise "Smart Growth." It is accurate. The Middle East, Arabia, and even parts of North Africa, where numerous nomadic tribes still traverse vast deserts in search of goods and services to trade, saw the first Additions and Accessory Dwelling Units .

In the past, these tribes traveled across the desert in a convoy carrying merchandise for sale. Their barter trade consisted of sorting other nomadic tribes in order to sell their goods. These convoys still traverse vast stretches of land today, but not as frequently as they used to. The old caravans are almost out of date because more and more people now drive.

When we talk about caravans in the United States, we actually mean mobile homes, recreational vehicles, trailers, and motor homes. Families taking a road trip or staying in a temporary shelter typically make use of these homes, which are considered temporary residences. These houses are more prevalent than ever before in today's society. The majority of this occurs in the southern United States. The recent spike in major hurricanes and tornadoes, which have become commonplace, is the reason for this increase in mobile homes. A trail of destroyed homes has been left by the hurricane season, and the emergency management agency FEMA has provided thousands of caravan homes to families.

Details: Company Name: Minnehaha Remodeling Owner Name: Russ Address: 4549 41st Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55406 Google Map URL: https://goo.gl/maps/2FDPbRyiqKK7YKuQ8 Phone Number: (612) 724-5454

[theultimatefan]

Shatner, Perlman, Sackhoff, Sam Raimi Among First Celebrities At FAN EXPO Portland, February 17-19

William Shatner (“Star Trek,” “Boston Legal”), Ron Perlman (“Sons of Anarchy,” Hellboy), Katee Sackhoff (“The Mandalorian,” “Battlestar Galactica”), Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Spider-Man), Matthew Lewis (“Neville Longbottom” in Harry Potter franchise), Anson Mount (“Star Trek: Discovery,” “Star Trek: Strange New Worlds) and the stars of “Trailer Park Boys” Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay and Robb Wells are the first wave of celebrity guests announced to attend FAN EXPO Portland, February 17-19, 2023 at the Oregon Convention Center. Other celebrities, voice actors, creators, cosplayers, authors and more will be announced in the coming weeks.

One of Hollywood’s most recognizable figures for more than a half-century, Shatner, 91, has thrilled millions in his varied career. From his international breakout role of “Captain Kirk” in the original “Star Trek” series—and its numerous incarnations—to famed “T.J. Hooker” in the 1980’s up to the “Priceline” pitchman and space traveler of today, Shatner won Emmys and his first Golden Globe for his portrayal of eccentric lawyer “Denny Crane” on both “The Practice” and “Boston Legal.” He received four more Emmy nominations as well as other Golden Globe and SAG Award nods.

Perlman, perhaps best known for the title role in the Hellboy films, is one of Hollywood’s most prolific actors, appearing in more than 250 films and TV series. FAN EXPO fans also recognize him readily from “Sons of Anarchy,” “Hand of God,” “Beauty and the Beast,” Blade II and many others.

Sackhoff, whose credits include a standout run as "Starbuck" on "Battlestar Galactica" and a starring role in A&E's original series "Longmire," turned heads as the hotshot pilot in "Battlestar" and as "Vic Moretti" in the western drama "Longmire," also has had recurring roles in "24," "Nip/Tuck," "CSI" and many other hits.

Raimi is one of the most celebrated and innovative directors of the past 40 years, making his first big splash with The Evil Dead in 1981. He is known for that franchise as well as hits like Spider-Man (2002), Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) and this year’s Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, among scores of producing, directing, writing and acting credits.

Lewis, who rose to fame in the “Neville Longbottom” role, has starred in Rowan Athale’s Wasteland and was in the film adaptation of Me Before You alongside Sam Claflin and Emilia Clarke. He has most recently been seen in a regular role in the British series “All Creatures Great and Small” as “Hugh Hulton.”

Mount has more than 50 acting credits, notably as "Captain Christopher Pike" in "Strange New Worlds," "Discovery" and "Short Treks" in the "Star Trek" universe. He's also had notable roles in Crossroads, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and "Hell on Wheels."

Smith, Tremblay and Wells comprise the “Trailer Park Boys,” a “mockumentary” style series which follows the booze-filled misadventures of the three longtime pals and petty serial criminals who run scams from their Nova Scotia, Canada, trailer park.

Tickets for FAN EXPO Portland are on sale at http://www.fanexpoportland.com now, including individual single day, 3-day and Ultimate Fan Packages for adults, youths and families. VIP packages are also available now, with dozens of special benefits including priority entry, limited edition collectibles, exclusive items and much more.

Portland is the second event on the 2023 FAN EXPO HQ calendar; the full schedule is available at fanexpohq.com/home/events/.

[wolfisakionwheels]

Harvey the RV: A Tale of A Shanghaid Motorhome, Part 2

When you’re a semi-nomadic homeschool family who enjoys traveling for extended periods, it’s not exactly budget-friendly to stay in campgrounds upwards of $20 and $40 per night. Especially when your very own home state is made up of 60% Public Lands to help meet all of your wild and free camping needs.

You know what else isn’t exactly budget friendly? Feeding growing boys. It’s only the tip of the iceberg over here but I know what’s coming. I still have solid images of my twin brothers both standing in front of the open refrigerator at a lanky 12 years old chugging straight from their own daily allotted gallons of milk.

But it’s also not always the best circumstances, when boondocking in unknown environments in a cumbersome (albeit super cute) little tent trailer, when it takes an hour at best to break down and hitch up and make a precarious getaway, if something were to suddenly go sideways. 

Once we were camping in the Redwoods just after the season had ended and all of the summer vacation families were back to school and their normal routines. It seemed like we had the whole place to ourselves, and we made ourselves right at home accordingly. 

Then, after a while, we had a gang of local unsavories join us nearby after we’d gone to bed, who spent the duration of the night throwing beer bottles, shooting off fireworks, cussing and fighting, and, as we might explain to our kids, “making poor choices.” 

This was one of those times when it would’ve been dynamite to just tuck into the driver's seat and quietly move onward unscathed. Instead, we were left with no choice but to hunker down together within the flimsy walls of our tent trailer reading Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site on repeat, waiting until first light when we could pack down and hitch up in a new record timing of at least 45 minutes, tip toeing in and around an assortment of dirty denim and wife-beater clad bodies passed out on picnic tables and truck beds and redwood needled floors. 

Boys Night in Humboldt County always sounds like a good ol’ time until you wind up accidentally in the middle of it.

Surprisingly, we’re not always complete dolts and have various, reliable procedures in place as far as self protection, including but not limited to a rescued GSD, who was discovered roadside near a military base along with half a dozen others just like her, and - perhaps not coincidentally - shows obvious signs of some next-level training that we can’t even begin to decode. We live in a constant state of bewilderment that during some point in our lives together one of us will unknowingly utter some covert, secret op word from her life before us that unlocks her inner Cujo. Plus she can smell outer space and is smarter than all of us combined. 

So we came to the conclusion that, even though it might make more financial sense to put 10-grand into things like a new roof for the house, or education funds or emergency reserves and what have you, you also can’t really put a price on your peace of mind. Especially when raising Littles. And that’s when, after months of hemming and hawing, and researching and dreaming, Harvey slipped so perfectly into our lives. 

ETA: I just realized all of this has really nothing to do with Harvey’s untimely disappearance. Stay tuned for Part 3.

6.7.2019

[wannabe-fic-writer]

Scarlett Johansson x Reader : Effort

Summary: Absence makes the heart grow founder.

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1,166

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The stadium erupts into thunderous cheers. 

You fist pump, running to the nearest corner of the field. and slide across the grass. Your teammates sprint over, throwing themselves on to you excitedly. 

As you hug them back as much as possible, your eyes find the scoreboard: 3 - 2

Inside the locker room, your teammates continue to celebrate your win. This game was a big one. It’s secured your spot in the championship. 

“Y/n!” They all go crazy when your closest friend, Marissa calls your name,“ with the game winning shot!”

A bashful smile covers your lips and you shake your head. 

Another one of your teammates come over, holding their deodorant as if it were mic,“ Y/n Y/n, tell me, what was going through your head when you pulled that hat trick and won tonight's game?” 

“Bro,” playfully rolling your eyes, you push her away,“ don’t give me all the credit, I definitely stole that move straight from Lindsey.” The woman jokingly brushes her shoulders off. 

The team’s energy after a win is always infectious. It’s like their excitement is electricity, you practically vibrate with joy the second the last shot is made. You shower quickly after the little celebration and nearly dash out of the locker room, calling to your teammates that you’ll see them back in Portland for practice. 

It takes a god awful number of hours to get through the interviews and paparazzi and to and through the airport. You take the two hour flight to sleep, knowing you’ll be up for a while after such an exhausting game. 

You love soccer, it’s your passion and has been since you were a child. Every second you spent playing it lead to you being the number one player in the NWSL. You’d been chosen as a US player in the Olympics and played a large part in getting the bronze medal that year. 

But there were things you disliked about it. The training was intensive, worth it, but hard. Games, won or lost, take a huge toll on you. And the traveling. You can’t begin to count the number of days you spent away from home. 

Admittedly sometimes the distance made things better, but in the end it sucked. 

By the time you land in LA, it’s beyond dark out, midnight approaching quickly. You make it through the airport and hop into one of the many cars idling outside and have them take you to your destination.

Thanking the driver, you tip them, and get out the car. Hands clutching your bag and the bouquet of roses in hand, you approach the gate of the studio lot. 

Even though the security guard recognizes you, he still has to check your ID before letting you in. Being the decent guy he is, he gets a golf caddy for you, and it takes you to the specific building. 

“Y/-”

“Shhhh!”

Of course the first person you see is Evans. You’ve spent a large amount of time with him due to your connection to his closest co-star. 

The man comes up to you excitedly,“ you know I watched the game. You were incredible my friend.” 

With a smile, you accept his hug, patting his back good naturedly.“ Thanks man, ‘ppreciate.” 

As he walks you toward set, you talk about the game and the movie. Both of you passionately answering and exchanging jokes and such.

You see her the second the set comes into view. Long red and blonde hair braided back, Black Widow costume fitting her perfectly, and her face set in that stoic expression that Natasha Romanoff is known for. 

E/c eyes follow her intently. You can’t help but admire how she moves, especially after seeing how hard she works to do so. 

“She’s incredible.” You sigh the words and Evans smiles over at you.

“Funny, she was just saying that earlier when we watched the game.” 

You feel your heart soar at his words and your eyes light up,“ she saw it?” He nods in confirmation.

God you love her. Even while filming she thinks about and supports you. Hours on and off camera and she’s using her free time to watch you play. 

The next couple of hours she films, lost in her world of Marvel, and trying to perfect her character. You move about over time, snacking on the food at craft, chatting with Scarlett’s cast members that you know, and then lounging at the back of set on the couches provided.

At some point you fall asleep and you aren’t sure how long for. But your woken up by a soft touch to your face. It glides over your forehead, then your chin, and then up your nose. 

You jerk awake, flinching from the offense, and glaring at the source. Jeremy and Evans stand at the side of the couch laughing their asses of, a feather in Jeremy’s hand. 

“Fuck you guys.” You huff, scooting to the other end of the couch.

“Hey!” The guys’ eyes widen and they’re sprinting away seconds after looking behind them. Scarlett walks up, stopping just in front of you. She glares after them until they disappear around a corner and then she’s looking at you.

A smile splits across your face at the sight of her and she blushes at your loving gaze. In little to no time, she’s in your lap, hugging you close. 

She kisses you passionately,“ I’ve missed you so much.” She sighs hugging you again.

“I missed you too baby.” You’re kissing her yet again.

“That game winning shot!” She brings up.“ And the trick, grabbing the ball with your feet and jumping over them, where did that come from?” 

Laughing a little you shrug,“ Lindsey.” She nods and you tighten your hold on her.“ More importantly, let’s talk about your tricks Miss Romanoff.” You tease.

Scarlett rolls her eyes at your use of her character’s name. You’ve always been a little teasing about her on screen persona but it’s funny. 

“How about, neither of us talk about work, and we go home.”

You look down at you watch, the time well past midnight,“ you done filming for now?”

Nodding, she stands, and holds her hand out to you. You take it and both of you stand, heading towards the exit. 

“Hey,” you tug her hand a little,“ I really missed you.”

She stops to pull you into a hug, arms circling your shoulders. A deep exhale sends air across your neck and you shiver a bit.“ I missed you too.”

There isn’t a second that you two aren’t touching: at her trailer, on the way home, and in bed. 

Once in each other’s arms, neither of you can understand how you go so long without each other. In the end it’s your joint efforts. Neither of you give less than the other. Love, trust, time, it’s all given and received equally. 

No matter how much time is spent apart, you love each other and you always will.