#Tormenting Trip

[spacedace]

Love the idea that Red Robin (the restaurant) doesn't exist in the DC universe, but *does* exist in the Pham's home universe.

Just a constant ongoing thing of someone saying Tim's hero name and whatever member(s) of the Pham are there say "Yum" without hesitation.

Everyone in the DC verse thinking that Tim - as Red Robin specifically - is some kind of Adonis to folks on the Ghost/Liminal Spectrum.

It's causing problems. Members of his family that are romantically interested in Pham members are salty. Bruce keeps trying to give him The Talk (the "how to let a group of people all interested in fucking you down gently and professionally" talk, and the "how to form a healthy polycule" talk, Bruce is nothing but thorough). The Younge Justice crew will *not* let him live it down. Dick is going all protective big brother on him, saying that if it makes him uncomfortable just let Dick know and he'll Take Care of It.

He's also deeply confused as to why they all sorta *sing* his hero name before they say Yum?? Is it some kind of call and response ghostly courting thing??

The Pham, notably, are entirely unaware of the chaos they are causing with this. For a long time they don't even know Red Robin (the restaurant) doesn't exist in this universe. They aren't even fully aware that they're doing the Yum thing. It's just too ingrained in them to fully realize it.

[kachinnate]

hi im back from my million year hiatus is there still anyone in this fandom

[metfell]

bill cipher is fucking awesome tbh like thats a perfect purely evil villain. whys he want to destroy reality?? oh because hes basically a fratboy who wants to throw a party forever. fucking king shit.

[aran-morinorea]

Also please tell me more about Non-Euclidean Nan Elmoth, Goldilocks isn't suffering nearly enough

He’s managed to drag himself out of the bed again, in the interest of not going entirely insane. This has led to lying down on the floor.

That floor vibrates with a dull thump from below. There is some more movement downstairs. He sits up and looks around, his heart in his throat.

Out of the corner of his eye Laurefindelë sees the darkness crack, a tiny vertical sliver of light. He turns his whole body towards it, taking it in like a hot drink on the Ice. Three more glowing lines appear, one after the other, forming a rectangle large enough to step through.

And the door opens.

[lilacthebooklover]

Real????

NOT REAL

he has too many children to look after to think of doing drugs :)

[waspgrave]

Intrigued by the takes where people believe that rook and solas have actual chemistry that isn’t solas just dangling a lure that rook smacks at like a cat without fail. They have anti chemistry to the point it becomes chemistry. If you ship them you have to make the mutual and/or one-sided hatred pop. ‘Oh rook gets to see the actual solas that’s why they have chemistry’ he is LYING to them!! He is putting on a face and mannerism that are all lies so that he can manipulate them to do his bidding! That should be the sexiness, the loathing and his naughty little lies

[tiffanyachings]

jack of all trades master of arts AND science (with distinction)

[y-rhywbeth2]

Oh, and this is what the afterlife is described as being like for Bhaalspawn when Dad's annoyed at you (which is to say, the afterlife when you're a Bhaalspawn):

"Do you think I learned some great secret there? The meaning of life, perhaps? Or some similar foolish notion? [...] My experiences? Suffering, tiefling… suffering you cannot fathom. Each level of pain worse than the first, each layer of torment bringing new tortures. [...] Beneath the suffering is a constant fire. An incessant, horrible burning—the rage and fury of Bhaal searing my immortal soul. No! I will not relive the agony of that inferno for your amusement!"

And remember: You cannot be resurrected!

[thegreatyin]

:)

[cryptid-called-ash]

The new nightguard is a little odd, don’t you think?

Well it finally happened, I’m finally in my fnaf phase. I went my entire teens without getting into the fandom, but now it’s got me in a chokehold.

Anyways, here’s mikey. Based heavily on @skipppppy ‘s fazbear frights Michael from the English Willy saga. He’s so gremlin coded I love him.

[jaclynhyde]

when i say it takes me a long time to get around to games, i mean i’ve been carrying this around for twenty fucking years

[tekitothemagpie]

@bread-is-my-life giving Stain the deserved ass-whooping and Tsukauchi having the best day of his life.

Toshinori one as well but unlike Tsukauchi he has no idea what is happening behind him... Somehow...

[cruorgasms]

i promise ill finish replies soon, ive been playing hellblade all afternoon, a little treat :3

[reshiram]

tower time

[fumifooms]

Astrology is not my domain so I’ll keep this post short, yesterday the new Adventurer’s Bible dropped and with it the characters got official birthdays. Marcille’s birthday is 4/19 (19th of April) and she’s an aries, while Chilchuck is 5/18 (18th of May) and he’s a taurus. It’s honestly really fitting, because aries are all about being upbeat and impulsive while taurus are grounded and steadfast.

This article goes into good depth into it all and the relationship section is all so fitting too ughhh. Like aghh from Astrolika too: "For Aries love is fun, a constant source of stimulation which brings them all the attention they want and for Taurus love is all about commitment and seriousness. Aries take no time in falling into relationships whereas Taurus takes it slowly. A Taurus is very serious and practical."

Giggling uncontrollably

[astralmarionette]

Junichiro Kenji and Atsu trying to figure out who would be Second in Command and they said Ranpo then Dazai 😭 😭 Pls be forreal guys 🤕🤕🤕