#Top blitzo

[blitzsicedcoffee]

Maybe he's just better with his hands, guys. Fingering game could be strong 👀

[startuxi0]

Huskerdust/stolitz double date Part two :)

Huskerdust/stolitz double date! Part one, part two (you’re here) AUGGHHH I CAN FINALLY POST THIS!!! had some issues with my ipad so I wasn’t able to before :)

again, here’s the original post by @loserschmoozer that inspired this comic! Their headcannons are amazing and I hope you go check them out!

[fuu9266]

I just need to yell about this moment here.

Millie, my girl Mills, bff, absolute queen! She was gonna keep looking at Blitz until he closed his eyes, she wasn’t gonna let him feel alone in this, not ever again. She couldn’t hold his hand, but she could give him the comfort of eye contact until the end, and my gosh, she’s so strong for that! (Not shitting on Moxxie and Loona here! Their not wanting to look is totally valid! Totally a normal response to such a thing!)

You can tell how thankful Blitz is to have someone to look at in the eyes one last time, as he says that he loves his found family. I just love how she wasn’t gonna let him ever go alone, she gave him the only comfort she could from where she was chained, and he appreciated that, so, so much! It’s all over his face here. (Imo)

[impsandstars]

He’s beauty and he’s grace ✨

[sweet-marigold]

Screencap redraw <3

I’m obsessed with this scene

[sadhornydemons]

"We need to see more of Stolitz kissing!"

And the monkey paw closes a finger.

[birdy-babe]

OH MY GOD STOP

ITS A FAMILT PHOTO OF THE FOUR OF THEM????

YOU CAN SEE EACH OF THEIR OUTLINES

I love that this vision includes them all living together most likely <3

[helluva-boss-hazin-hotel-central]

So, who tops?

[ccybermiracle]

Not Fizz saying blitz isn't funny like he didn't laughed at his jokes since childhood 😭😭

[666news-and-horoscopes]

[lifea16]

Blitz: When I said I wanted to be fucked I did not mean by life

[hazbin-blog-muah]

[lindentea]

y'know, i had a moment of cognitive dissonance for a second at first like "wait why would being a top mean not giving head??"

...and then it clicked and i remembered i'm a lesbian.

[elf-kid2]

The thing about *Mastermind,* is that it's true that Blitzo broke demon law. The truth is, he DID try to steal a valuable Goetia-owned Grimoire. The truth is, he DID lead I.M.P in illegal, off-the-books trips to Earth.

((And those trips lead to skirmishes with Heavenly forces, Demon Hunters getting enough credibility for "Holy Crusade" type funding, and a cult of demon-cursed goats. This is illegal for a REASON!))

But you have to remember that the Trial wasn't ABOUT Truth or Justice. This was about Law and Order, and maintaining the status quo.

Prince Andrealphus started by accusing them of things they had actually done-- then went on to accuse Blitzo of forcing himself on Stolas: a transparent bid to public ally insult & humiliate his Ex-Brother In Law.

The Sins weighed in on the matter-- but they were clearly more focused on their own rivalries and alliances. Asmodeus spoiling for a fight with Mammon for largely unrelated reasons, and Gluttony aligning herself with Lust-- and also, the thing with the imps is probably not a big deal; Blitzo is entertaining enough to keep around, right?

Vassago pushes back against Andrealphus, but it's not because he cares one way or another about the imps who are on trial. He cares about Prince Stolas being slandered before the Court, and demands that he be allowed to speak for HIMSELF, instead of being ""represented"" by his Ex-Wife's Brother, who hates him.

The truth is, none of them care about the truth about what the lowborns did or did not do. The Trial is an excuse to play politics, to try and push up their own factions or push down their rivals in court. The worst thing they did was try to rise above their station.

This is about Law and ORDER.

To maintain the status quo, to preserve the social order, to get this tedious political squabbling over with so they could all go to lunch-- they decided to skip the "evidence" rigmarole, and go straight to the Public Execution.

2/3rds of the Deadly Sins present, and a landslide majority of the Goetia Nobles voted in favor of going straight to Public Execution, and neither King Asmodeus nor Queen Bee were going to go against Law, Order, and the Majority Vote to put their necks out for a bunch of yokels who definitely did SOME of the crimes they'd been accused of.

When Stolas stepped in and "was so overcome by hubris that he just HAD to tell everybody about his Brilliant Master Plan to use the Grimoire for undocumented personal use in the Mortal Realm and let his Impish minions take the fall," it saved Blitzo's life.

Instead of showing Impkind what happens when an imp steps out of line and makes an attempt at upward mobility, Satan decided to make an example out of Stolas.

Toe the Party Line, sing with the Goetia Chorus, and keep your personal vices, affairs, and Evil Plans DISCREET at a BARE MINIMUM, or else you'll have your privileges taken away and your rivals will be allowed to ascend.

.

Truth didn't matter. Justice didn't matter. The deaths of the imps & hellhound who'd been accused of variously plausible crimes... Didn't matter.

Maintaining Law and Order, and keeping us the status quo by making an example out of SOMEBODY? That was what mattered, to Satan and the Court.

How long do you think it took//will take, to realize that those plebian nobodies walking out ALIVE is something that MATTERS A LOT?

How long before they notice the ripple effects?

[blitzyisfine]

STOLITZ FIC RECS

Lift your hips for me, love by AjWriter

“You look pretty tense,” Blitzø murmured. “How about I help you out there?” He gently pushed Stolas back onto the pillows. And Stolas just looked back at him with wide eyes, a blush hot on his cheeks, and Blitzø noticed he was shaking. Honest-to-Lucifer quaking. Blitzø pulled away quickly and called out, “Cut!”

Or Blitzø and Stolas meet on porn set (slow burn but they're having sex the whole time)

Stolas figuring out his sex life and starting to film pornos. Blitzø just wants Stolas to know what he’s getting into, so obviously they have to have sex off set which turns into love and dating.

Pre Episode 5 by DaniDrawz

Basically the things that took place right before episode 5 happened

This is actually a comic but it’s hosted on ao3! A look at Stolas and Blitzø’s BSDM heavy sex with an emphasis in consent.

Far From Heaven by Novaeris

After their disastrous first date, Blitzo and Stolas struggle to pick themselves back up again in the aftermath. It takes many small steps before they can finally be honest, with themselves and with each other.

Blitzo learns to tell the truth. And Stolas learns that, sometimes, things aren’t as hopeless as they appear.

A study of Blitzo and a study of Stolas as they fall apart and then come back together after ep 7.

Major hurf/comfort set after the events of Ozzie’s. Blitzø and Stolas are both spiraling and we get a look into their feelings. Eventually they communicate and make up sex ensues.

The Mating Habits of Imps by AjWriter

Stolas knelt so he was hidden between the bookshelves and took another sharp-eyed glance around him before he gently tugged the much-too-thin book from its shelf. He felt the fire red blush stain his feathers as he read the title again.

The Mating Habits of Imps

Sweet Lucifer! How had he not thought to look in this section before?

Surely, there must be literature on how to please his imp. After all, it was only right that he should become educated. With how attentive his Blitzy was in the bedroom, Stolas wanted to at least return the favor with the same fervor.

No other reason.

Or Stolas finds a book called The Mating Habits of Imps and decides to try some of the tips out on Blitz.

I saved the best for last. This is so far my favorite fic I’ve read! It fills in all of the little gaps in Stolas and Blitzø’s relationship and includes parts of the sinstagram posts. A canon-compliant and gut-wrenching story of Stolitz fucking and falling in love.

[blitz-without-the-o]

Blitzø:

Also Blitzø:

(The subtitles here do not pick up Blitzøs dialogue but if you watch the episode you hear him yelling at Chazz to "chill the fuck out" while his ass gets plowed, and later on he calls him bad in bed)