#Toon math games

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Toon math the perfect app for kids to learn math while having fun.

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Ask and you shall receive, @petrenocka

Teba, with the above calculations, would be 7'3", or 7'11" with the crest feathers. He's particularly tall for a Rito while Revali is short for a Rito. The average seems to be somewhere in the 6 foot range.

For those uninitiated, if we're to assume Link is 4'11", that makes Revali 6'4". But I'm not that generous, his dorsal feathers don't count to me. Smooth them down and this man is 5'5".

Not a paint over, his 3d model has bones in the crest feathers that can be folded back. This icecream cone head man is trying to pull an Edward Elric and extend his height by a full 11 inches and I will not stand by and let him get away with it. he will be celebrated for the short king he is while Teba towers over him with his fuckin 7 foot tall ass

[princess-of-the-corner]

Toontown: Rewritten Recap: November 2002 (Part 4)

And here’s how November of 2002 (which took place in 2013, but was SET in the year 2002) wrapped up.

November 25, 2002

Sir Max revealed that they’ve managed to open up two more race tracks: City Circuit and Blizzard Boulevard.

How?

Well, he connected the corresponding tunnels in Goofy Speedway to two actual streets somewhere in the world, and he’s not sure WHERE those streets are located.

Just don’t call it street racing, that’ll get the police’s attention,  and they’re already not very happy with him.

He also asked the racers to sign some slips of paper before going out to race on the new tracks, because he never got around to alerting the pedestrians to the fact that their roads are now race tracks.

Given that this was over ten years ago, both in and out of universe, I imagine they’ve gotten the gist of it sense then.

(To explain why the Gray was still visible in certain parts of the new track, the patch notes explained that the streets Sir Max connected to Goofy Speedway were still under construction.)

November 26, 2002

The 26th manifests once a month. It is called this because it always occurs on the 26th day.

On November of 2002, the 26th manifested via a post on the Toontown Rewritten news blog by “LL-Terminal43”.

The post was encrypted with some sort of cipher, rendering most of it illegible.

However, decrypting it reveals it to be a transcript of Doctor Dimm (a short, fat green duck in a labcoat, and one of the Silly Scientists from the base game) visiting the lab of Doctor Surlee (that perpetually unhappy monkey Toon with the big stopwatch I mentioned in the first ever recap post).

Doctor Surlee is nowhere to be found, but Doctor Dimm isn’t looking for Surlee, he’s looking for a sprocket he needs for Professor Propostera. Instead, he accidentally activates a scanner that scans, compresses, and sends one of Surlee’s blueprints.

Doctor Surlee arrived partway through the process, and angrily and repeatedly demanded that Doctor Dimm shut off the machine in one of the few blocks of text that WASN’T encrypted, before finally cutting off the transmission himself.

However, a URL for the blueprint was still posted in the blog post, meaning that anyone who decrypted the blog post could follow the URL. There was an extra layer of security, though, all the text on the blueprint was encoded with a Ceaser Cypher.

The decrypted version of which can be found here.

There were no in-game updates that day.

November 27, 2002

Sir Max revealed the grand opening of Chip ‘n Dales Minigolf. Not for business, mind you (they haven’t completed all the golf courses, plus the golf balls don’t obey the laws of physics), but for visitors.

He apologized for misspelling “for” as “fore” in the new update headline, noting that golf still isn’t actually playable. Toons aren’t exactly knowledgeable when it comes to good business decisions. If only they had robots to do that for them.

Irrelevant to the news post, Goofy was hit in the head with a wrench in a freak accident at Goofy Speedway, reminding him how to do math, thus allowing the Ticket System to work as intended.

As for Chip ‘n Dale’s turf?

A mystery tunnel’s been added to Chp ‘n Dale’s Minigolf. Walking through the Mystery Tunnel causes any Toon who uses it to be deposited right back in Chip ‘n Dale’s Minigolf.

November 28, 2002

Sir Max decided to celebrate Thanksgiving by thanking everyone who worked on the original Toontown Online, especially Jesse Schell. He also thanked everyone in the community, and brought up Jesse Schell’s attempts at reviving Toontown Online in an official capacity.

Also, everyone was given an (unfortunately culturally insensitive) traditional hat to celebrate Thanksgiving.

(The hats were taken from the base game, so it’s more Disney Interactive’s fault than TTR, but even if Corporate Clash didn’t exist back then, nowadays they’ve gone and removed all the “Native American”-themed accessories and decorations to replace them with more PC items. Toontown Online WAS a product of the Early 2000’s, after all.)

November 29, 2002

Everyone’s traditional Thanksgiving hats were removed for now. In the future, those hats will be available for purchase in the Cattlelog, but as Toons didn’t have homes at the moment, that wasn’t possible back then.

Sir Max opened this blog post by talking about the crazy currencies some Toons had been investing in: Marshmallows, Jawbreakers, and most insane of all: Paper. What kind of idiot would use paper money?

Anyways, Sir Max decided that all the doomsaying about the inevitable upcoming collapse of the Jellybean Economy is a sign that he should invest in fish.

He tracked down the Fish Bingo Operator (Hawkheart) and had a chat with Fisherman Freddy to have Fishing Ponds installed in al neighborhoods, not just Toontown Central.

And I was right earlier, that hole in the ice where the hockey rink was stolen from WAS where they ended up installing the Brrrgh’s fishing pond!

He also found these shiny, golden rocks that he wrote off as completely worthless (“Who would pay money for gold?”) and used them to make Golden Fishing Rods for everyone in Toontown.

Speaking of money, Sir Max was very hopeful that the Toons would give him all their fish instead of selling them to the fishermen or pet shops. TOTALLY not so he can make all the Jellybeans himself, what are you looking at him like that for?

Everyone also received Jellybean Jars big enough to hold 250 Jellybeans.

November 30, 2002

Sir Max announced a red alert, canceling that week’s Super Saturday update.

Something terrible and evil has taken to the skies, descending upon Toontown in a horde that threatens to take over. They’ve flocked to the streets that were once completely devoid of crime and evil.

It’s said that they can even make a Toon Go Sad.

It seems as though Toontown Online’s villains have finally been implemented! It was time for the Toons to gag up and fight for their home!

The Labs kept trying to alert Sir Max to the fact that the “dangerous invaders” were just harmless butterflies, but he’d already stocked up on cream pie filling and boarded up his windows.

The butterflies that flutter around Toontown Central were the only thing added that day.

Ah well, we’ll see if those peaceful days extended into December soon enough.

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god I wish a wrench would remind me how to do math.

also uh. Rip to those hats but its very 2002

[linksystemfailure]

Subnautica survivors

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name/s: Lilo, Phoebe, Stella, Virgo

pronoun ideas: she/her, they/them, star/stars/starself, calm/calms/calmself,

gender ideas: female, non-binary, agender, librafeminine, kindgender, stargender,

orientation ideas: bisexual, aroallo,

age: 33-40

species: human

role/s: admin, advisor, therapist

source/s: Subnautica

personality traits: observant, responsible, compassionate, open-minded,

likes: wearing light colours, green tea, minimalism, motivational quotes, transparency, smoothies, trying new trends

dislikes: messes, people being ignored or spoken over, coffee, dairy, nutrient block,

hobby ideas: journalling, reading (especially non-fiction), collecting quotes/images for scrapbooking, meditation, sports (tennis, netball, frisbee golf), nature walking,

other notes:

was the head of human resources before the Aurora crashed (managed to escape lifepod 6 alive and meet with the others)

probably likes too many ai images on facebook

would have a temu office

will advocate for gender neutral bathrooms for you

tries to stop Carter from cooking

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name/s: Piper, Archer, Chester, Briar, Emery

pronoun ideas: they/them, it/its, xe/xem, moss/mosses, leaf/leafs, button/buttons,

gender ideas: non-binary, mossgender, cottagecoric, fairycoric, darknaturalismcoric

orientation ideas: aroace, aceflux, enboric

age: 20

species: human

role/s: caretaker, destressor, crafter

source/s: Subnautica

personality traits: curious, adventurous, fussy, creative, forgetful, shy

likes: lantern fruit, marblemelon, fruits, frozen fruits, hoverfish, mushroom caves, blood kelp zone, aesthetics especially cottagecore and fairycore, collecting strange items, making things, exploring the biomes

dislikes: seaweed, most vegetables, the hot sun, short sleeve shirts, sand in boots

hobby ideas: collecting trinkets, scrapbooking, crochet, knitting, sewing, clothing alteration, fashion

other notes:

child of a wealthy buisinesswoman, escaped lifepod 6 with Lilo

"I was in my sad beige phase"

Does not eat Carter's cooking

Voted beige for Carter's new arm

(pretend shadows work like that)

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name/s: Carter, Garry, Cord, Roper,

pronoun ideas: he/him, they/them, it/its, gear/gears, auto/autos, battery/batterys, energy/energys

gender ideas: trans masc, demiboy, vitagender,

orientation ideas: pansexual, panromantic

age: 25+

species: human

role/s: worker, academic, technician

source/s: Subnautica

personality traits: quick thinker, adaptable, spontaneous, friendly

likes: maths, engineering, cats, nutrient block, chinese potato, puzzle cubes and other physical puzzles, model kits, nanoblocks, lego, board games, card games, staying on land,

dislikes: no solutions, garryfish, deep areas, rough textured fabrics, spicy food,

hobby ideas: board games, puzzles, cooking, lego/nanoblocks, model kits

other notes:

a stalker took one arm, they made a poll to vote on which colour his new arm will be and red won

tries to cook food for the team, doesn't always turn out nicely

used to collect lego before being stranded

survived lifepod 3 with Bree and met with Lilo and Piper

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name/s: Bree, Adele, Millicent, Ramona,

pronoun ideas: she/her, rose/roses,

gender ideas: female, demigirl, rosegender

orientation ideas: lesbian, aceflux

age: 25+

species: human

role/s: anger holder, (anything) holder, protector

source/s: Subnautica

personality traits: stern but can be gentle, stubborn, hands on,

likes: red meats, fish, chinese potatoes, sweets, beach volleyball, sunbathing in the sand, my melody and kuromi, soft toys, collecting figurines,

dislikes: weather that's too cold (rose is usually too cold in any place), waiting, waste,

hobby ideas: collecting, exploring, volleyball, video games

other notes:

even when surviving will still try and do makeup and wear earrings

dyes her hair when stressed (has probably had the rainbow a few times at this point)

always burns when sunbathing

thinks Carter's cooking is good

Survived lifepod 3 and met with Lilo and Piper

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Subnautica more survivors au people? Four more survivors of alterra's crash onto plant 4546B. They've managed to make a living together there while trying to help Ryley find the cure.

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Blossom's Friends

So I have thinking about giving Blossom (my Luigi and Daisy's youngest daughter) some friends. I used this picrew for the designs of her friends as a prototype of what I would imagine they would look like and I have their aus and headcanons for them.

Here the links:

TOON ME! ⟪ A ⟫｜Picrew

TOON ME! ⟪ B ⟫｜Picrew

So here they are:

Himari

Age 12

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: May 24th

Asian- Japanese

Dad- Hideki, Mum- Yumiko

Has a 6-year old little brother named Nobita

Has 1 pet: A Norwegian Forest cat (Female, colour: beige and white) named Bibi

Born in Osaka, Japan, but then moved to Brooklyn, New York State, USA at the age of 9 years old.

Speaks Japanese fluently, as this is her first language, English is her second. So she has a Japanese accent.

Himari first met Blossom at primary school, when she first came to Brooklyn from Japan. Himari was a bit shy as she didn't know much English, but soon, she made really good friends with Blossom and also learned English too.

Personality: friendly, spiritual, fun, helpful, hardworking, amazing, slightly strict.

Loves: Maths, comic books (especially shoujo manga), anime and tokusatsu like Doraemon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Super Sentai series, Showa-era anime and tokusatsu shows, drawing, hanging out with friends, ramen, computer games, her family, martial arts.

Dislikes: people making fun at her accent, dirty rooms, most modern new music.

Himari often teaches Blossom about Japanese culture, especially kawaii culture.

Clothing aesthetic style: Indie and Normcore.

Jada

Age 12

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: November 9th

Black

Dad- Michael, Mum- Olivia

She is the only child

Has 2 pets: A Bird (Male, colour: white) named Mr Sparkles, and a hamster (Female, colour: ginger) named Robin

She wears glasses due to poor eyesight

An Animal lover and wants to help animals.

She is a Baptist Christian

She takes swimming lessons once every 2 weeks on Friday evenings.

Jada first met Blossom on the first day of secondary school, in Science class. Since Blossom is also an animal lover, she really connected to Jada and they started talking about different animals and breeds after class.

Bird enthusiast and often carries the book about birds in her school bag.

Personality: smart, intelligent, thoughtful, kind, sweet, helpful, brave, brainy.

Loves: animals, birds, science (especially biology), sports, family and friends, her pets, geography, the beach, swimming, gospel music, zoology.

Dislikes: Maths, sad songs, being late for important things, rude people, people hating on her love for birds.

Clothing aesthetic style: VSCO.

River

Birthname: Rachael

Age 12

Female

Nonbinary, Pansexual

They/them

Birthday: October 20th

White

Has ADHD and Anxiety.

Dad- Brandon, Mum- Abby

Has an older sister (sibling) named Sam, who is 17 years old and is genderfluid and uses she/he/they pronouns.

Has 1 pet: A Dog (Male, colour: brown and white) named Sparky

Gothic music lover

River first met Blossom during break time at school before River came out as nonbinary and pansexual. River commented on Blossom's clothing style, saying that Blossom was very adorable and fluffy, which made Blossom smile.

Personality: moody, cool, a little bossy, nice, sometimes calm, wild, loyal.

Loves: Gothic music, their dog, their best mate, anime such as My Hero Academia, Jujutsu Kaisen and Pokémon, art, drawing, chocolate cake, Hazbin Hotel, gory stuff like spiders, Halloween, Tim Burton films, videogames.

Dislikes: people using the wrong pronouns, their anxiety, pastel colours, cute things, Harry Potter, the colour pink. 

Clothing aesthetic style: Grunge.

Darcy

Age 12

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: January 25th

White- Canadian

Has Dyslexia

Dad- Richard, Mum- Elizabeth

Has a younger 9 year old sister named Ann and a younger 5 year old sister named Lucy.

No pets

Food lover (sweets)

Born in Ottawa, Canada, but then moved to Brooklyn, when her dad got a new job at the age of 6 years old.

Speaks in a Canadian accent

A Great Singer

She is proud to be a little larger than her friends despite comments by other people.

Darcy first met Blossom at Reading help centre in their local area, when they were 10 years old. Blossom also struggled with reading despite not having dyslexia, so they started to play dollies together in the play area of the centre, and the friendship grew over time.

Personality: cheeky, funny, giggly, lovable, pouty, a little stubborn, greedy, bubbly, a little quiet.

Loves: cake, lots of fun, her little sisters, ball games like catch, biscuits, food, her Canadian culture, her friends, music, singing, sleeping.

Dislikes: getting sick, overeating, reading too much, being tired, annoyance, fat shaming, people making fun of her appearance.

Clothing aesthetic style: Art Hoe.

Fannie

Age 12

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: June 30th

White- of Irish decent

Has Autism, Dyslexia, Anxiety.

She wears glasses.

Dad- Danial, Mum- Bertha

Has twin 7 year old younger brothers named Peter and Luca, and a baby 2 year old little sister named Penny. (all of them has Autism).

Refers to her parents as Mummy and Daddy.

Has 3 pets: 2 guinea pigs (both Female) named Pearl and Sweetie and a Lionhead rabbit (Female, colour- beige) named Creamy.

Always carries her yellow dog plushie named Caramel with her, just like Blossom does with her Bubbles the bunny plushie.

She is Blossom's best friend, she is always there to protect and help Blossom.

Fannie first met Blossom on the first day of primary school, when they were 4 years old. Blossom fell over and hurt herself and Fannie came over and patted Blossom's head gently.

Fannie's interests are similar to Blossom's.

Her hyper fixations are True and the Rainbow Kingdom, Sanrio and Play-Doh.

Personality: extremely shy, sensitive, cry-baby, kind, sweet, protective, quiet, prone to tears quickly, helpful, gentle, childlike, clumsy, humble.

Loves: colouring, watching cartoons, Play-Doh, drawing, art, her pets, family and friends, her plushies, making cute bracelets, painting, Blossom's Dad; Luigi (because he's the most sweetest, understanding and caring person with a very BIG heart), shows like True and the Rainbow Kingdom, MLP, Care Bears, playing card games, dress-up games, Sanrio, hugs and kisses, playing with Blossom, her Nintendo Switch.

Dislikes: messy rooms, untidy things, people making her uncomfortable, horrible people, others making fun for her childlike interests, anyone hurting poor Blossom, tall heights.

Clothing aesthetic style: Soft girl.

Camila

Age 12

Female

Demisexual (with male preference), ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: April 2nd

Hispanic- Mexican

Dad- Miguel, Mum- Selena. Also her grandma Valentina lives with her family.

She was born in Brooklyn to parents who were from Mexico and moved to the USA.

She is the only child

No pets

She is the best baker in Blossom's year. Everyone LOVES her baking and her sweets.

She often bakes Mexican sweets like: Concha (sweet bread roll), churros, etc.

Usually bakes with her grandma, who taught her many Mexican baking skills and the cuisine.

If something goes wrong her baking, she becomes resilient and try it again.

She also speaks Spanish fluently.

She bakes special treats at the end for each term (Christmas, Spring, Summer).

Camila first met Blossom during Art class in secondary school and they sat next to each other. Camila positively commented on Blossom's OC drawings on her sketchbook, this made Blossom really happy.

Personality: resilient, strong, kind, creative, mature, loyal, reliable, trustworthy, patient, a little bit cheeky.

Loves: baking, cooking, friends and family, Mexican cuisine, family gatherings, cleaning, playing the guitar, helping her friends, volleyball, cakes, sweets, making people happy, learning new things and skills, watching Spanish movies.

Dislikes: getting things wrong, bullying, rainy days, rock climbing, trains.

Clothing aesthetic style: Cottagecore and Bakerycore.

Mars

Birthname: Martha

Age 12

Female

Trans guy, Bisexual, (also experimenting with pupgender).

He/him and They/them

Birthday: March 17th

White

Has Autism, ADHD, Anxiety, Gender Dysphoria.

Getting therapy for his GD and his severe anxiety to help him cope with the mental health issues. 

Dad- Eddie, Mum- Pauline

Has 1 older 15 year old brother named Roy, who is gay.

Has 1 pet, a British shorthair cat (Male, colour- greyish blue) named Bandit.

A huge rabid Bluey fan.

He has a (furry) pupsona called Bobo.

Has severe anxiety, which he is prone to temper tantrums and mental breakdowns.

Only socially transitioned.

He has Bluey merchandise everywhere, including social media pfps and such.

His hyper fixations are: Bluey, Paw Patrol, Blue's Clues, My Hero Academia, Y2K children's shows.

He is best mates with River.

Mars first met Blossom during Art class in secondary school just like Camila, before Mars came out as trans (he was only bisexual then). Blossom was amazed by the Bluey stuff on Mars' books and his bag. So they started talking about Bluey and their favourite characters.

Personality: sensitive, strong, kind, moody, sad, open, anger issues, obsessive, friendly, creative.

Loves: Bluey (obviously), art, drawing, his comfort characters, Paw Patrol, Y2K style, rock music like The Beatles, furry art, being accepted for his identity, LGBT+ memes, Tumblr, children's shows, dogs, friends and family, skateboarding, his plushies, Hazbin Hotel, cats, seeing Bluey memes, Jammidodger (a trans guy Youtuber; his parents wants him to stop watching that person because they believe that he could bring a bad influence on their child), videogames.

Dislikes: people misgendering him (it makes him flip into rage), used the wrong pronouns on him, his parents not accepting his trans and pup identity (but they are fine with the bisexual identity), Blossom's Dad; Luigi (unfortunately), his anxiety, being bullied, being misunderstood.

Clothing aesthetic style: Goth and Kidcore.

Well, that's all of Blossom's friends, I hope you'll like them. :)

Violet's (Blossom's older sister) friends are coming soon.

[candy8448]

Art Masterlist

#i do a little art

Monthly art collections:

August art

September art

Inktober Linktober

October art

November art

December art

2023 art summary

January art

Full pieces:

LU Wild (first post)

"You were late, and you failed to protect her"

"I am still your Zelda"

Zelda's awakening

Miles Morales

A terrible fate

Zom 100

Gone with the wind(fish)

Oshi no ko character drawings

Lights on the horizon

Triforce heroes

Clay ocarina (+WIP)

Dark world forms (individual drawings included)

Oshi no ko poster repaint

Legend LU

Every other star (lu au fic) fanart

Warrior cats original island map redraw

2 year warriors oc redraw

Sammer's kingdom piano cover

Super paper mario characters

Warrior cats oc comic page

Bigender wooden heart

Song of the hero (sketch)

Skyward sword 12th aniversary

Alttp 32 | Albw 10 | Aniversary

Gremlin

Bowie! (The OctoBEAR)

Legend's scars

Lu/sksw pannel redraws

2nd quarter quell

SideQuest! Character sketches

New pfp

Painting a bigender badge

Subtle bigender n genderfluid badges

Marin & Legend comic

Sksw poster progress: sketch 1 2 lineart colour

Tiny- fairy Hyrule & minish four (sketch)

Old pieces

Even older pieces

The legend of Zelda 38th anniversary

Doodles:

LU boys doodles

LU doodles

Toilet hand

Doodle dump (English)

Doodle dump (Maths)

Skyward sword scribbles

Doodle dump (Science)

Ghirahim and demise

Improvement

Totk history doodles

Pose practice

Legend's proposal

Ono...

Picrew tag game 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Toon binkus plush

Legend doodles

Collection o' old doodles

Zelda dungeon concept & sketches

Merry Christmas!

If we get caught...

Pronoun braclets

Genderfluid forest

Flag squares

Merleg

Mindless brainrot doodles

Hermes Hermes Hermeson

Ravioli valentines doodle

Favorite loz/lu ships

Memes:

A chaotic mess

4 DAYS

That's rough buddy

Hyrule punching Legend

Man (twi)

The island has provided

Peeta getting stoned

Ballad of the aunt's fridge

[hessofather]

Chapter 4: Math is a Drinking Game

While I may not have had the best father in the world, I believe I may have the best grandpa in the world. He is the reason I am who I am today in all the best ways.

Another one of my first memories in life is my grandpa setting me on the hood of his truck and getting surrounded by cows and screaming. I heard my grandpa chuckle and say “go on now ladies, git.” Then seeing him emerge from the cattle, looking like an old cowboy Jesus, picking me up, and setting me in the truck saying “you stay put, I’ll be right out here. Don’t drink my beer” I drank the beer.

I spent a lot of my time with my grandpa as a kid. Most of the time was spent going out to count cattle and then heading out to the bar, where I’d walk up to old men and start talking until they’d finally cave and give me pool table money, just to get me out of their hair. When I got tired of playing pool I’d find my grandpa sitting at the bar, tell the bar tender that I wanted my usual, (Rootbeer in a beer bottle), and pop some chew (shredded beef jerky in a can) in my lower lip, and sit in silence as my grandpa watched whatever sport was on the tv that day.

We went out and counted cows, then headed to the bar every Wednesday. Beer was half priced on Wednesdays so my grandpa and I called it “cheapy Wednesday.” After the bar we’d head to the dollar general to pick up snacks for the day, and whatever household item my grandma had requested we pick up. The checkout lady would say “How’s it going Handsome? And hi there brown eyes!” I would smile and my grandpa would say “Oh just got little boss with me today.” We’d finish checking out and he’d say “where to now boss?” By then it was almost lunch time so I would request to go home and have a grilled cheese for lunch. I still to this day believe my grandpa makes the best grilled cheese in the world.

Once we got back to his house he’d make me a grilled cheese, swaying just a little after all the beers he’d just drank. Still though, they came out perfect every time. Once the food was finished cooking we’d head to his sitting room and watch Matlock, Forensic Files, cold cases, and looney toones. I preferred Forensic Files over Cold Cases, but didn’t mind it since my grandpa preferred Cold Cases. I always hated not getting an answer, I’d think about it for days. “It was probably the husband, it always is.” My five-year-old brain concluded.

Once Matlock was over we’d have the rest of the shows playing “in the background” while I did schoolwork. My grandpa was in charge of teaching me science, math, and history. When we’d get to the math portion things always got intense. I sucked at math and so did he. So we’d be struggling to learn it together. He’d finally make a breakthrough and understand the question, try to explain it to me, and fail miserably, take a shot of Jim Beam and tell me the answer saying “you’ll never use that in life anyway.”

My mom worked for my grandma, cleaning house, taking her on errands and to doctors appointments, filling her medication, and cooking. Once my mom was done for the day we’d go home and finish my schoolwork. Spelling, English, Bible, and Music. I played piano for at least 30 minutes to an hour every day after the rest of schoolwork was finished. Then clean until dinner was ready, eat dinner and clean up, take a bath, go to bed. This was my daily routine (minus the bar in the mornings, that was only Wednesdays.) until I was about 13.

My grandpa, while not even technically blood related, was the member of my family I felt the closest and safest with. He would always tell me his version of the day I was born which always went “I looked at you in that little room through the glass, you looked back at me and smiled, because you instantly knew you had me wrapped around your finger.” And boy did I know it. I knew that I could call him up at any hour, day or night, and simply ask him to come over with a snack and he’d be there in about 20 minutes. I always told him “You can say no. I’ll be sad and I might cry. But you can tell me no.” To which he always replied “I can’t say no to you darlin, don’t know how.”

My grandpa and I had lots of little sayings that we’d repeat to each other all the time. Like “I got one fist of iron and another fist of steel, if the left one don’t git ya then the right one will.” “Im a mean motor scooter and a bag go getter.” We had songs we’d sing like a song about how the snakes come out at night, and a song, I recently learned he didn’t make up, called big rock candy mountain. Anytime my grandpa would sing that song I thought it was so silly and that he had just made it up to make me laugh. Finding the actual original version of it on Spotify not too long ago, made me so happy and laugh at the fact that I thought that was his song all these years.

One of our greatest traditions every year was the day before Mother’s Day. He’d take me out to this random spot in the country and we’d stop and pick yellow trumpet flowers, tons of em’. Take them home, cut and wash them, put them in vases and give one set to my grandma and one set to my mom. They acted surprised every single year.

As I got older my grandpa tried to help me navigate being a “young woman” in the best ways he could. I brought a pair of high heels to his house, threw them on the ground frustrated, “I can’t walk in these damn things grandpa. I’d rather just be barefoot.” He said “Now sis, ya can’t be barefoot everywhere you go. Try to walk in them, let me see what yer doin.” I begrudgingly put them back on and tried to walk across the floor, looking like a newborn calf tying to figure out left from right. “I think you need to put more pressure on yer tippy toes. Like this.” To which he stood up on his tippy toes walking a few steps. What he didn’t realize was that my grandma and mom were watching this whole encounter trying their best to not laugh. He noticed them and said “I’m just tryna help the girl out! She’s gotta learn someday somehow. And it ain’t gonna happen if she keeps doin it like that.” To this day I still can’t walk in heels.

I remember bleeding through my shorts when I got my period at my grandpas house. Then out of embarrassment I hid crying and trying to not let my grandpa know that this horrible tragedy had occurred. I became a . . . Woman. Gross. He put two and two together and figured out what had happened, came to the bathroom door and knocked. Then simply asked “you alright sis?” I was crying and angry and said “IM FINE LEAVE ME ALONE.” To which he just chuckled and said “alright I’ll call yer mom.”

My grandpa was the first person to attempt to teach me how to drive, that ended quickly after I put us SLIGHTLY in a ditch. In my defense that was the first time I’d ever heard him yell at me. He was saying “SIS STOP. THE DITCH.” But still, I was upset that he’d yelled. He recalls the story a little differently than I do but my perspective is the only one you’re getting out of me.

I remember after I got one of my first tattoos on my shoulder blade. He came up to me and smiled real big, then gave me a “howdy” kind of smack on the shoulder directly on the tattoo. I winced in pain and he looks at me and laughs saying “Oh I’m sorry sis, I figured that there’s no way that’s real. Since I’ve been tellin you yer whole life not to get tattoos.”

My grandpa will always hold one of the highest places in my mind. Despite his blurry past of things he would never talk about. I choose to see the man that practically raised me instead of whatever version he has made himself to be in his own mind. While he continues to get older, I continue to worry more and more about the dreaded day that he leaves this world. I have all his favorite songs memorized and he tells me “when I go I want you to take my cowboy hats. Yer the only one I trust to wear em’ right.” To which I reply “Well that’s never gonna happen. You’ll be the last one standing on this earth along with the cockroaches.” He’ll chuckle and say “Nope that’s yer grandma. It’ll be her, cockroaches, and Twinkies.” We’ll laugh and it’ll go silent while he resumes watching college football and I sit there trying to not let the lump in my throat win. I dread the day he says goodbye, but I know that every time I think of, or hear his favorite songs, that’ll just be him reminding me that I still suck at wearing heels.

[felixstudios]

Random Corporate Clash Headcanons, Prethinker Edition

🧠There's a subject he has a special interest in. I kinda feel like it might have something to do with electronics because of his Brianbots that he's clearly made a lot of

🧠Very handy and resourceful

🧠Has a lot of book smarts, but can often overlook common sense things because he was overthinking

🧠Misses/doesn't understand a lot of social cues, which can make him look awkward in social settings

🧠Cares a lot about his Brianbots and is sad when the toons destroy his creations. He kinda treats them like they're his children

🧠Doesn't know how to properly regulate his emotions because he thinks he has to be cool and logical basically 24/7

🧠Would love strategy and math based games and get very confident that his strategy was the best one

🧠Panics when he thinks he's outsmarted/being outsmarted because that's probably all he places his self worth on

🧠Fascinated by random science-y stuff and sometimes gets so happy about it he acts kinda childish

🧠Doesn't really understand the 'art' part of fine arts, but he can still enjoy them to an extent because of the scientific aspects {color theory, music theory, ETC.}

🧠He's the kinda guy who reads textbooks like they're chapter books

🧠Would either be the best teacher in the world or an absolute nightmare teacher

🧠Has trouble identifying his own emotions sometimes

[kornwarner]

My Most Favorite Animaniacs Episodes (also including songs) by Animation Studio

Original series (1993 - 1998)

TMS: Hello Nice Warners, Yakko’s World, Ups and Downs, Potty Emergency, The Brave Little Trailer, Roll Over Beethoven, Temporary Insanity, Noel, The Great Wakkorotti: The Master and His Music, Drive-Insane, Little Drummer Warners, LA LA Law, The Monkey Song, Hooked on a Ceiling, Pavlov’s Mice, the Wheel of Morality segments, The Senses Song, Piano Rag, Turkey Jerky, The Three Muska-Warners, No Place Like Homeless, The Flame, Clown and Out; the Tower Escapes, Chases, and Returns segments, A Christmas Plotz, Fair Game, Newsreel of the Stars, I’m Cute, Babblin’ Bijou, The Great Wakkorotti: The Summer Concert, Taming of the Screwy, Garage Sale of the Century, H.M.S. Yakko, Cutie and the Beast, the Mime Time segments, Cookies for Einstein, The Warners’ 65th Anniversary Special; Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled

Startoons: Wakko’s America, Chairman of the Bored, Ragamuffins, Bully for Skippy, Dot - the Macadamia Nut, Wally Llama, Meet Minerva, Magic Time, Cartoons in Wakko’s Body, Slappy Goes Walnuts, There’s Only One of You, It, Plane Pals, …And Justice for Slappy, Critical Condition, Guardin’ the Garden, Windsor Hassle, Be Careful What You Eat, What Are We?, The Big Candy Store, Testimonials, the Randy Beaman segments, Meet John Brain, Meatballs or Consequences, Bumbie’s Mom, Karaoke-Dokie

Wang: Space-Probed, Go Fish, Soda Jerk, The Return of the Great Wakkorotti, Win Big, A Hard Day’s Warners, Battle for the Planet, Three Tenors and You’re Out, Mobster Mash, Dot’s Quiet Time, Hiccup, Gold Rush, The Sound of Warners, Yes, Always; With Three You Get Eggroll, Lookit the Fuzzy Heads, Super Strong Warners, The Party, Message in a Bottle, Take My Siblings Please, King Yakko, From Burbank With Love, the Good Idea, Bad Idea segments; Night of the Living Buttons, Fake, I’m Mad, Bones in the Body; No Pain, No Painting

Freelance: Chalkboard Bungle, Nighty-Night Toon, Moby or Not Moby, Survey Ladies, Of Nice and Men, Les Boutons et le Ballon, When Rita Met Runt, The Cat and the Fiddle, Katie Ka-Boom: The Blemish, General Boo-Regard, The Mindy 500, Animator’s Alley, Katie Ka-Boom: The Broken Date, Up a Tree, the Dot’s Poetry Corner segments

AKOM: Hurray for Slappy, Bingo, Raging Bird, Astro-Buttons, Multiplication, Noah’s Lark, This Pun For Hire, Dough Dough Boys, I Got Yer Can, Hello Nurse, Goodfeathers: The Beginning, Opportunity Knox, Boot Camping, White Gloves, The Girl with the Googily Goop, Mesozoic Mindy, Star Truck, Moon Over Minerva, Anchors A-Warners, Bad Mood Bobby, Back in Style, Dot’s Entertainment, No Time for Love, Jokahontas, Ten Short Films About Wakko Warner, You Risk Your Life, A Very Very Very Very Special Show, We’re No Pigeons, Kiki’s Kitten, Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago

Koko: Boo Wonder, The Carpool, Birds on a Wire, Cute First (Ask Questions Later), Here Comes Attila, The Sunshine Squirrels

Revival series (2020 - present)

Titmouse: WhoDonut, Math-Terpiece Theater: Apples, The Cutening, Hindenburg Cola, Manny Manspreader, Rome Sweet Rome, No Brainer, Bun Control, Mousechurian Candidate, Warner She Wrote, Teeniacs, Please Submit, Yakko’s Big Idea, Wakkiver Twist Parts One and Two, Talladega Mice: The Ballad of Pinky Brainy, Rug of War, How To: Brain Takes Over the World, Rejected Animaniacs Characters, Warner’s Ark, Equal Time, The Warners Are Present

Snipple: Gold Meddlers, Gift Rapper, Jurassic Lark, Fear and Laughter in Burbank, Good Warner Hunting, Suspended Animation: Part 1 and 2, Of Mice and Memes, Warners Unbound, Ex Mousina, Ralph Cam, Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

Digital eMation: Yakko Amakko, All About the Benjamin, Slappy’s Return, The Warner’s Vault, Mouse Madness, The Pinktator, My Super Sour 16, The Flawed Couple

Saerom: The Apology, WARnerGAMES: Parts 1 and 2, Christopher Columbusted, Wakko’s Short Shorts: Now Loading, Know Your Scroll, Santamaniacs, The Longest Word, The Hamburg Tickler

[cugzarui]

ghosts have typical ghost abilities but can't interact with the world without using energy. they also have high Spiritual Sensitivity. this can be a downside as they may be fully incapacitated using simple measures (such as salt circles). they are however immortal. 'dying' merely banishes them until they gather enough energy to return

pokémon trainers can contain living organisms in small containers (which containers can be used and what organisms can be captured varies by level). the organism becomes loyal to the trainer and can be strengthened beyond its natural abilities. the trainer has only one additional perk beyond this ability - you have advantage when convincing people that you're supposed to be somewhere/performing an activity. aspecially if you're a 10 year old who should definitely not be somewhere/doing an activity.

nerds have isekai powers - aka, they have some kinda meta-understanding of the world and its mechanics. their powers include knowledge of the future, past and present, a (limited) ability to manipulate dice throws, a [bleeding] allowance (normally, meta-gaming is not allowed, but nerds are given an allowance for it [they have to pay for it in blood or snacks or excellent role playing]).

an assholes power is related to how much they're hated. but also to how much they're liked. or how satisfying they are. one of their passive abilities 'pettiness' increases their energy every time they act petty. another ability 'comapence' schedules a buff for future encounters when they are defeated in an interaction.

furry is bard. but with art instead of music.

vampires are like a hybrid of wizard and warlock. they start out weak as hell. basically just regular humans but really suspicious (-1 charisma) and they're weak to sunlight and garlic and flowing water and.........but vampires have one trick up their sleeve in their vampiric form. which allows you to swap any amount from your mental stats into physical ones (and turns your -1 chr to +2 chr). as vampires level up they gain all sorts of cool abilities and their vampiric form becomes even stronger.

lawyers are the opposite of vampires. they have some nice buffs right from the get go (not too broken but still pretty good) and they can turn any amount of points from their physical stats into mental ones. they don't get many perks as they level up, but they're a good class if you want to go the political route.

pirates are rogues.

robot builders are micheal reeves.

ok you don't have to be micheal reeves. but do consider that maybe you should be micheal reeves. robot builders are essentially artificers. but they don't just make combat machines. they can make all sorts of tools and contraptions. they also have an invaluable ability to botch together a contraption from whatever happens to be in the immediate area (5 x robot builder level out of 100 chance that it does what it's supposed to, 4 x level outa 100 that it survives doing what it's supposed to once. 3 x level outa 100 it functions as many times as necessary to finish the encounter. 2 x level outa 100 that it functions indefinitely. 30% chance there's a random side effect to it).

also similar to bard. emphasis on performance and getting a laugh outta people. a clowns power is directly related to how funny they are. loony-toons logic.

fake wizard falls into one or more of several schools (physics, chemistry, math) and gets abilities based on that school. they have to prepare their spells before hand but have a few they can whip up in a jiffy. start out weak and squishy but get stronger with level. functionally the same as a wizard but very different aesthetic and specific abilities. they can all use fireball (you learn fireball/explosion at level 1 but your accuracy and self-damage make it slightly advantageous to use in earlier levels)

princess is actually a tanky dps class. for one reason or another opponents will be drawn to attack the princess. the princess has a handful of physical and mental abilities that allow her to fight off opponents tho, as well as take a few hits. this includes: 'karen' where she terrorizes her opponents and can cause mental damage and uncertainty if they fail a wisdom saving throw. 'princess fiona' where you use martial arts against your opponent and get a sneak attack advantage on your first attack regardless of if it was actually sneaky (and any subsequent attack in which the opponent fails a wisdom saving throw). and 'charm' of course.

D&D classes suck. Let's replace them with a different set of 12:

Ghost

Pokémon Trainer

Nerd

Asshole

Furry

Vampire

Lawyer

Pirate

Robot Builder

Clown

Fake Wizard (uses science instead)

Princess

There! I see absolutely nothing wrong with that list.

[swgohgamer]

WEEK 33: After getting reacquainted with the game, I decided to significantly change up my strategy. Previously I was laser-focused on completing every single journey in the journey guide one at a time. But since coming back, I moved away from that to focus on my Geos, who were my strongest squad anyway, in order to advance more in the various arenas. So I got them all up to g12 and even got my first relic on GBA. Now I’m working on getting Spy up to relic level as well. And then I’m going to pause on them for the time being. I don’t know that they can take me much further in squad or fleet.

Beyond that, for my longer-term goals, I’m basically following the 2024 F2P farming guide from popular YouTuber Ahnald, with a few modifications. I’m skipping the initial Imperial Trooper & Phoenix squads, and my next team will be G12 bounty hunters. He recommends them at this point in order to unlock Chewie & the Millennium Falcon, but I’m particularly interested in Bossk and his ship, the Houndstooth. Because everyone around me in fleet arena seems to have that ship, and I can’t get around it at all. So I figure if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

Bounty Hunter ships will also eventually be used for Executor. So that’s the farming plan for now: relic Geo Spy, then G12 bounty hunter toons, then the BH ships, then more or less continuing the path Ahnald laid out.

In squad arena I’m coming up against a lot of Jedi Knight Revan teams that I can’t get past, so I’m thinking my next relics after the Geos will go to a JKR team of my own.

I’ve been having a good week in GAC; my first opponent simply never showed up, and my second one took out one of my defensive teams, but I demolished his whole side of the board. I’m probably going to lose to my third opponent today for second place overall, which is not bad. Feels like I have a lot more room to grow in GAC now with my current roster than I do in the other arenas.

I found a guild courtesy of another YouTuber, Songeta. Specifically from his Discord server. It’s by far the most active guild I’ve ever been in. I’m definitely toward the bottom of the guild in terms of GP, but I’m playing every day, contributing my raid tickets, & participating in TW & raids. (Haven’t done a TB yet, so I’ll be interested to see how that goes.) We’re in the middle of a speeder bike raid, which by my math should give me enough currency to unlock Han Solo, which is great. (I got an additional 10 Han shards today from the Galactic Bounties I challenge, which recommends G9+ bounty hunters but turned out to be pretty easy for my G8 BHs.) I’ve also bookmarked Wampa, Wat Tambor, General Kenobi, & Dengar as raid currency unlock goals.

[canageek]

Okay so this is a really hard one, because I don't know that the basic roleplay system is a particularly good fit for a video game, it's main advantage is that it's very easy to learn and intuitive, but if you have a computer doing the math you don't need either of those things. Going a little more focused the call of cthulhu's probably my favorite tabletop game, but it's been adapted to video games with mixed quality a whole bunch of times already. Groups might be the cool as a basis for a video game, but I feel it's flexibility couldn't really be taken advantage of without a GM. It might be a great basis for Neverwinter Nights (2001) style construction set?

But at the same time thinking of my favorite video games, I don't know what converting fallout to a tabletop game (again) would really do, we've already got gamma world which is basically fallout, plus wasteland Warriors and the most recent official gamma world game.

Listen the elder scrolls convert to a tabletop game is just dungeons & dragons, it's a class in level system focused around combat, just use your favorite edition of D&D (Pathfinder is an edition of D&D, fight me) and the United Elder Scrolls Pages as your source book.

And for my other favorite video games.... If you want to place civilization on the table top there's already advanced civilization, a legendarily good board game.

I suppose Saints Row (3, IV, GooH, 2022) might be an interesting one to adapt, I'd probably use a modernized version of Toon? That's the only one I can think of that actually would gain anything in the translation.

[a-tale-of-legends]

I'm sorry, what.

I'm sorry, what.

So. What does this mean. I remember doing the math for when the Ultimate Weapon/ the first kalosian war but Tumblr won't let me find it so! Time to do this allllllll over again. Which isn't hard lol. The events of the ultimate weapon was 3,000 years before XY. My version of XY takes place in 2014. Doing the math, that would mean the ultimate weapon was fired and AZ became immortal in 986.

My version of Emerald/ORAS takes place in 2006. Zinnia stated that AZ was there to witness the mega Rayquaza stopping Primal Groudon and Kyogre 1000 years ago. Again, doing the quick math, that would be in 1006.

This means that

1) Surprisingly, in the Legendverse, the ultimate weapon is more ancient that the fight between the ancient pokemon. I mean. It's likely they've fought before, but they were witnesses this time to record it.

2) Between the ultimate weapon and the fight between the primal ancient pokemon, AZ has been immortal for 20 years then. I like to think that by that point in time, it really sunk to AZ that he was going to live forever. Not that one can't just live for 20 years, but given what AZ has been through, I can see it.

3) Looking up Sootopolis City, it was created 1000 years from the main events of the game, which was also the time the primal legendaries fought and mega Rayquaza stopped them. We aldo know that AZ was there. We don't know how long it was until the citizens of Sootopolis actually came to Sootopolis, though it can be assumed a few years after the place was created. Let's say 2-5 years for at least people to get in. And given how AZ gave the tree in front of the cave of Origin, it can be theorized that the tree was planted around 1008-1011, at least.

I won't lie. This is pretty useless knowledge regarding the overall legendverse. I mean not in the lore, this is pretty important to the history and culture of Hoenn and Kalos. But will it feed into anything? Probably not.

Anyway thanks for tooning in to another episode of " R over analysis pokemon!"

[galaxina-the-pyro]

Random (but Canon) Facts About Isabella Garcia-Shapiro

(I got bored during work and jotted a buncha stuff down - I'll admit I was inspired by @metaphor-cheese's hot take about how Isabella should've been developed more. Some of these facts are elements about Isabella that I do wish were explored more, though a lot of these are just fun, random tidbits of information that aren't in any particular order. There will also be some Phinabella stuff, but we already know she has a crush on Phineas so I'm not gonna put that on this list.

Also keep in mind, "facts" is being used loosely here - if there's anything you disagree with on this list, feel free to say whatever. This is just stuff I remembered from the top of my head and verified, but some of this stuff could be interpreted differently.)

Isabella is very competitive ("Got Game", "Put That Putter Away", "Brain Drain", etc)

She is/was claustrophobic ("Knot My Problem")

Is a maladaptive daydreamer [though this mostly confides to her trips down "Phineasland"] ("Isabella and the Temple of Sap", "Bee Story")

Has an intense fear of failure ("Bee Story", "Where's Perry Part 1")

Speaks a little French ("Buford Confidential")

Is Mexican-Jewish

Celebrate Hannukah ("Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!")

Makes/creates Mexican-Jewish delicacies ("It's No Picnic")

Has an interest in unicorns ("Doofania", "Out of Toon")

Her cuteness is stronger than that of Cuteonium, an element said to be the most powerful cute source ever ("Meapless in Seattle")

Can switch from an adorable girl voice to an intense, low-pitched masculine one ("It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World", "For Your Ice Only")

Doesn't like it when other people use her catchphrase, and can sense when others use it [the exceptions being Phineas, possibly Baljeet, and Buford during "La Candace Cabra" while she was absent] ("Out of Toon", "Suddenly Suzy", "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!")

Has a bamboo named Bambina ("The Curse of Candace")

Believes that referring to one's self in the third person is fun [but admits that it's "not a hard and fast rule" when it comes to the likes of her dog Pinky ("Isabella and the Temple of Sap")]

Knows a lot about vehicles, from race cars to spaceships ("The Fast and the Phineas", "The Secret of Success", "Candace Against the Universe", etc.)

Excels in math, particularly triangulation ("Night of the Living Pharmacists")

Finds triangles to be an attractive aspect ("It's No Picnic")

Really Likes Puns ("De Plane! De Plane!", "It's No Picnic", etc)

Is an overachiever ("Bee Story", "Where's Perry Part 1", "Act Your Age", etc.)

Likes the spotlight, and dislikes when others take it from her, intentionally or otherwise ("The Chronicles of Meap", "We Call it Maze", "Suddenly Suzy", etc.)

Loves spectating/participating in extreme sports/activities ("Got Game", "Return Policy", etc.)

Likes strawberry ice cream ("Ferb Latin")

Plays soccer ("My Fair Goalie", "Act Your Age")

Can be distractable, particularly when it comes to Phineas [though there is at least one instance where she's distractable on her own] ("Isabella and the Temple of Sap", "Bee Story", "Mission Marvel", "Last Day of Summer" etc.)

Believes that cute nicknames are embarrassing ("Operation Crumb Cake")

Visits her Nana in the retirement home often ("Operation Crumb Cake")

Wants Candace to plan her[s] (and Phineas') wedding ("Candace's Big Day")

Believes one woman's capris pants is another's regular-sized pants for girls with short legs ("Last Day of Summer")

Has had her tonsils removed ("I Scream, You Scream")

Doesn't consider Baljeet cute ("Bully Bust")

Buford owns a plus-size version of Isabella's dress that, when pulled inside out, doubles as a goat costume ("La Candace Cabra")

Alternatively, Isabella can swiftly change from her normal attire to her Fireside Girl's uniform by pulling up her belt [and the hat? Cartoon logic, I can't explain that any other way] ("Night of the Living Pharmacists")

Considers not having to earn every Fireside Girls patch to be a ridiculous notion, and even outright horrifying ("Bee Story", "Where's Perry Part 1")

Isabella thinks that swapping bodies with an animal is considered cool ("Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?")

Likes going to the pool, and has one in her backyard ("Rollercoaster", "Get Ready for the Betties", "Day of the Living Gelatin", etc.)

Looks forward to middle school ("Cranius Maximus")

Has memorized Phineas' Summer wardrobe by name and color ("Save Summer")

Has used patch related threats ("Candace Against the Universe")

There is most certainly more, these are just the ones I thought of on the top of my head. Again, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, I did double-check these but I could be misinterpreting some things and that's fine (except the goat-costume thing. That's the one thing you're not gonna sway me against, so don't even waste your time).

Also, feel free to add more facts and stuff if you want. :3

[chaoticspacefam]

SWTOR Character Meme!

Another lovely tag from @swtorpadawan , thank you! :D

I think everybody’s been tagged for this one already?? so I’ll just leave this as an open tag, if you see it & want to do it go for it! :D

Do you have more Imperial or Republic characters?

18 active toons, 12 are Imperial and 6** (I’m terrible at counting/math shhh XD) are Republic

So Imperial, by virtue of me losing muse for a lot of my original Pub toons from when I first started the game, and murking them at the beginning of last year to start fresh with the current gang in Subterfugeverse. I kept adding family members so the Impside is winning by a mile atm because of that factor, even if most of them are canonically Alliance-aligned and not actually Imperial anymore ;)

Used to be much more balanced tho, oopsie :’D I just prefer the storylines and the companions from the Imp side, ya know?

Which class do you play as the most?

If we go on “amount of characters I have for that class”, it’d be

Sith Warrior - 6, I have Saarai (+a Rai clone for Koth’s romance arc), Vano, Kissai, Ty, and Shakkai

Sith Inquisitor - 5, I have Roan (Aria’s dad), D’leah, Ni’kasi, Paa, and Cheriss (who’s a background character that hasn’t really officially appeared yet, but she takes the place of Imperius in Subterfugeverse and sits on the Laws and Justice Sphere instead of Mortis atm (or maybe after, I might have to jig this a bit given the newer update(s) depending on how I’m gonna go with it in my verse)

but in terms of “class who’s abilities/game mechanics I enjoy playing the most”, I’d definitely have to give that to Jedi Shadow specifically, so Jedi Consular.

I just really like their moveset, it’s a lot of fun :P I need to make more Shadows, honestly, but the tomato family is holding me hostage rn so I’m out of “new character” ideas atm. XD

Which race do you play as the most?

*looks at my army of Sith Purebloods*

8/18 of my current characters are spiky tomatoes, that’s basically half, do you really have to ask? /jk XD It’s definitely Purebloods

How many have completed KotFE/KotET?

This one is surprising, but as of right now, actually, only Vano. (I had one or two more, see earlier answer re: me murking a bunch of old characters I didn’t like anymore lol)

Aria’s ready to start the Pubside of Forged Alliances, and Saarai’s about ready to begin KOTFE now, but I haven’t had the time to devote to getting either of them any closer yet!

How many have completed up to Secrets of the Enclave?

Actually nobody yet! Vano’s the closest, she’s done up to the Nathema Conspiracy. I’m a bit meh on the plot points that follow after that so I’ve been dragging my feet as it were ;o;

Who stayed loyal to their class romance? Who didn't?

As of right now, just Ni’kasi with Andronikos!

Some of them (like Aria and Vano) are shipped with each other so they either haven’t done romances at all, or the ones they did do were filler (Vano romanced Quinn for plot reasons while she and Aria were separated for a time, but she broke it off with him after the Quinncident)

I do have plans for a fem!JK to romance Kira though, and she will obviously be staying loyal, but I haven’t actually even created her in-game yet.

Who started a romance with Lana, Theron, or Koth?

Saarai romanced both Lana and Koth - I haven't gotten the clone that far yet as to do his romance arc "canonically" yet but she will haha (*banging pots and pans* I said they’re poly and you can’t make me stop Bioware *ahem* anyway) and Vano did Lana’s arc as well as a “filler” because I just love it, I think it’s cute. I’ll probably do Lana’s romance with Aria as well, again as filler, and also because I just want to see what’s different with a Republic/Jedi character as opposed to an Imperial/Sith character.

I haven’t had anyone romance Theron yet and don’t really plan to, I don’t really have anyone that fits with him  (I love him as a friend and advisor, I just don’t vibe with romancing him, pls do not attack me, thank you)

Who is your oldest (having played the longest)?

Aria! She was the first character I got “serious” about, originally I was going to make her a Jedi Knight, but then when I discovered Knights don’t get saberstaffs, I switched her to Consular and never went back.

Who is your newest?

There’s two at the moment, both non-canon and just means to get screenshots/references of them (and play the class stories again but shhh), but both additions to the Reverse!Zephyrverse Ahaszaai family

Shakkai (Sith Marauder) -- Saarai and Ni’kasi’s younger sister, quintessential “middle child” with a Napolean complex that would make her mama proud, a chaotic disaster lesbian, possible (definite) gremlin who will fight EVERYONE and because of this fact she is D’leah’s blatantly-obvious favourite child. XD

and Paa (Sith Assassin - though honestly...she’s a healer and doesn’t even fight much at all except to get a patient out of the firing line lmao I just wanted to try out the Sin spec cause so far all my other SIs have been Sorcs *shrugs*) -- Paa is technically half Pureblood, half Zabrak but ofc the game doesn’t really have way to make hybrids so my excuse is she has very very tiny horns that are pretty much hidden by all her hair ;) plus a few other things that are not immediately visible but do make her “different” to other 100% Purebloods(her spurs aren’t as mobile/emotive, and she has two hearts like a Zabrak would) :’3

She’s Kissai’s half-sister, so the twins (and Shakkai and Jen’s) aunt, (somehow) one of D’leah’s best friends even though Paa is actually the least murdery Sith in existence and D’leah is the complete opposite of that. Very tired healer lady who wishes her stupid family would stop getting mortally wounded for just one day, PLEASE

[ijinks]

Here’s the latest internet searches from my characters!

❌⭕️ Jaycee:

>fun games free

>what I need for high school diploma

>math test answers

>what is ace sexual

>ella pawman

>joy pawman

>tracey pawman

>sillycon valley incident

>fire wall blocking search

🇨🇦 Cat Canada:

>best poutine recepe

>poutine recipy

>how to make poutine

>magnetism sickness

>cat canada

>who would win in a fight ogopogo or gaasyendietha

>photos of sasquatch

>best hockey fights

>milk in bags vs cartons

>cat canada

>order gilded leaf maple syrup

>gym memes

👻 Wayne:

>SwordRealms patch notes

>SwordRealms strategy for beating Stratosfear

>how to pick up women

>pick up lines for Asian women

>dream fox with big breasts

>uninstall Brainstorm Software

>ghost dating

>what is heaven like

>“peachy strawberry nurse oh my” anime free

🐌 Dr. Hans Sans Panzer:

>download vpn

>ella pawman squad

>sillycon valley incident

>how to write a legally binding contract

>nursery rhymes 6 hours

>squad master system manual

>“Hans Sans Panzer” missing

>toon physics academic journal

>can organic life survive in Backspace

🐝 Beeball:

>ballons

>baalons

>bloons

>baloons

>balloons

>gjskc)@@;?kfbsvd

>pool toy

>nursey rimes 6 hors

>balloon vedio no popping

>water balloon

>my fish sleep to long

>why fish sleep upsie ddown

>wake up fish

>BIGGST BALLOON EVR!!!!

💖 Diana Diamondhart:

>reduce wrinkle lines

>photo editing tutorial

>best photo filters

>legalize Colourgen campaign

>Hugh Forric controversy

>Hugh Forric net worth

>Diana Diamondhart net worth

>how to get more followers on Twiddle

>buy XXL bridal dress

>buy XXS groom outfit

💰 Hugh Forric:

>How do I send a picture in an e-mail message?

>Where can I order strawberry cream cake with edible gold leaf?

>Please tell me the stock price of my company “Chap & Chapeau”.

>I want to buy flea shampoo for canines.

>What is the forecast for Sundae Island, Australia?

>What is the estimated box office gross for “Wolfing Down Wall Street”?

>Where is Theta Wolf’s Twiddle webpage?

>Is Luxury Energy operating legally?

>Has Diana Diamondhart died yet?

>How do I obtain an emotional support yacht?

🌲 Mayor River Moon Willows:

>signs you hate your job

>is Inktonium edible

>healing crystals not working

>Hugh Forric controversy

>capitalist owned compilation

>weed dispensary in canvasville near me

>weed delivery

>planetarium tickets

>xxx hot pollination videos amateur

🖤 Ijinks H. Iwerx:

>Jaycee Pawman

>Wayne Douglas Gates

>“Cat Canada”

>Hugh Forric

>strawberry cream cake recipe

>what is the keyboard command for expanding the universe

>how to satisfy a black hole

>eye strain after crossover

>how to retcon lore without anyone noticing

What are (or would be) the top three most popular web searches in your setting?