#Tolkien shitpost

[maglorslostsilmaril]

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Tolkien: The sun is great

Tolkien: But you know what would make it even better?

Tolkien: If it were a tree.

[erendur]

Who said it best ?

Anakin to Obi-Wan vs Fëanor to Manwë's herald.

[localmdderes]

I wish summer were actually as kind as Elrond.

Or at least half as kind as him I guess.

[athrabeth-me-ah-also-me]

Created for the Quenya learning server I'm in, but why traumatise only my friends when I can also do it here

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

dior aranel ausir eluchíl the fair

[elvinye]

"they wouldn't have [food/drink/plant] in middle earth because europeans didn't have it until" --

it came from númenor. the valar gave it to the númenoreans as a gift and they loved it so much they brought it to middle earth

now let bilbo have his coffee in peace

[iminye]

He's one of them rangers [...] What his real name is I've never heard but 'round here we only call him 'Booper'

- Boopliman Butterboop, The Lord of the Boop: The Fellowship of the Boop

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

if only the orcs that killed boromir had that good of an aim

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

I wish Tolkien had named haldad’s children haldaughter and halson

[erendur]

"He was not gentle" : are the sons of Fëanor a little bit afraid of their father ?

A slightly less shitty poll than the previous one (are the Fëanorians afraid of Celegorm ?). And this one (Are they afraid of Maedhros ?). And now this one (are they afraid of Maglor ?)

"Fëanor loved his mother dearly, though except in obstinacy their characters were widely different. He was not gentle. He was proud and hot-tempered, and opposition to his will he met not with the quiet steadfastness of his mother but with fierce resentment."

[halfelven]

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[athrabeth-me-ah-also-me]

Some good advice from atto Fëanáro <3

this is quenya, english version below

(i'm not that good in quenya inb4, my super extra quenya expert friend checked this)

[edennill]

hmmm... if (1) all types of flora and fauna are present in Valinor, and (2) Beleriand roughly corresponds to Europe in climate -> this leads to one of the things the Noldor miss most about Aman being chocolate??