#Tmnt 2012 Chris Bradford

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Bradford & Xever have kidnapped Mikey]

Bradford: Read this.

Mikey, reading: Father, I have been abduct. I am fine-

Bradford: “Abducted”.

Mikey: It says “abduct”.

Bradford: Just say “abducted”.

Mikey, reading: I have been abducted. I am fine right now, but I may not be for loring. If you do not pay the sun of 1 million doolers-

Xever: Wait a minute! “Loring”? “The sun of 1 million doolers”?

Mikey: That’s what it says.

Xever: That’s “long” and the “sum” of 1 million dollars. You know what it means!

Mikey: I don’t know what it means. You told me to read this, that’s what I’m doing.

Bradford: Just say what it MEANS, okay?!

Mikey, reading: I may not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of 1 million dollars you will never see me alive again. These men mean businesses.

Bradford & Xever: ARGHH!!

Mikey: It says “businesses”. That’s what it says. You told me to read the note, you never said to improv it.

Xever: Oh, improv! What are you? Meryl-Fucking-Streep?! Okay, improv the note!

Mikey: These sexually frustrated degenerate losers mean business!

Bradford: Don’t improv the note! Xever, give me a fucking pen!

[idiot-mushroom]

my own au has captivated me

[awzominator]

Day 24: Fav villain

Here’s a Rahzar doodle Bc sadly I do enjoy how down right vile this loser is. Bro has an ego bigger than the moon and beef w a fifteen year old that whoops his ass on the daily. Also I just love that Mikey’s villain is so haunting and blood thirsty in comparison to his happy and goofy personality. Yet Mikey’s skills in my opinion exceeds Rahzar’s which def adds salt to the wound for sure. Bradford’s downward spiral throughout the course of the show is so fun to watch. Rahzar’s design is so fun like dayum his skin/fur is falling off while bones are visable and he’s no longer a hulking wall of muscle but a lanky impression of what he once was. His ugly personality rotting him inside and out. Dude literally double mutates into a walking decaying corpse of a dog. Following in his masters foot steps w his obsession issues but w the flair of unattractive ego.

[smashmallowsblog]

Chris?

[haro0o]

Prompt: First impression

For @tmnt-ocxcanon-comp

Also With the gang

Tigerclaw did NOT care. At least for a bit.

[fabuloustrash05]

Chris Bradford was already Shredder’s bitch LOOOONNNGGGG before he even became a dog.

[basic-weird]

Here’s how I would draw the foot clan in my style ✨

(BTW, I made them a bit younger because I didn’t feel like adding extra details 🙃)

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

Happy Valentine’s Day

I didn’t know what else to do so ship moodboards

[shamefulcumfort]

I want 2012 AU’s where the foot clan get fed up with Shredder and his ploys and decide ‘You know what? Fuck Shredder. He’s an ass to all of us. Let’s follow his not daughter/child soldier and help her take over’, but I see none. So I’m making my own. And as my first Au thingamajig, have some incorrect twitter quotes of the characters😊

(Also including Tigers future boyfriend)

[kalopsian-artz]

Ion know if i missed anyone lmao

[lotus-duckies]

the power mikey has over peoples' names is insane, just imagine what he could do for trans people

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: When did you first realize that you’re old and your life is over?

Bradford: I’m only 33!

[bobauthorman]

The "Party" Dude

Everyone knows that Michelangelo is "A Party Dude" and most times that means he's the fun guy. But y'know what else that means? What do we do at parties?

We gather. We socialize. We meet other people.

And that's always been Mike's thing throughout the various canons, hasn't it? He's always been the guy most interested in trying to reach out to people.

-Like the 1987 episode "The Gang's All Here", where he takes a spiked cookie that turns him into human so he can go out in public.

-Or in the Next Mutation episode "Turtles Night Out" where he hosts an animal-themed costumed rave. He also hosts a radio talk show which gives him the chance to interact with people.

-In the 2003 canon, his desire to be a superhero is so he and his Turtles can be accepted by the masses.

Of course, sometimes it backfires, like in the 2012 canon episode "New Friend, Old Enemy" where his attempts to befriend famed martial artist Chris Bradford goes wrong because Bradford is in with the Shredder.

And yes, in Mutant Mayhem all of the Turtles are keen on being accepted by humanity, but the one most common to do so is our 'chucker extraordinaire, Michelangelo.

[dongpound]

Thi s is some of the best comic work I've done this year and its a fucking shitpost based off @shredderbignaturals finding out about the Anne Hathaway cannibalism meme

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

Rise/2012 crossover where Leon & Donnie get transported to the 2012 dimension (thanks Donnie) & have to survive there for a bit until they can get back home.

Donnie obviously has to focus on the actual "getting home" bit, so it's up to Leon assure the whole "survival" thing.

At first he's just doing odd-jobs under the table thanks to the use of a cloaking broach he nicked off of Big Mama a while back, but eventually he stumbles upon a movie shoot for the "Chris Bradford" action movie franchise.

It isn't going particularly well, since the look-alike the director hired in place of the mysteriously vanished Bradford just isn't up to snuff martial arts-wise. In the end, the look-alike storms off set after declaring his intent to quit which sends the crew into a panic.

Leon, ever hankering for his 5 minutes of fame, is quick to introduce himself & assure his experience as a martial artist (slightly exaggerated, but he's been mimicking his dad's movies for years, if there's anything he knows how to do, it's how to make his moves look good for the camera).

The director only really gives him a chance out of desperation, but once he sees Leon's demonstrations on film, he's instantly hooked.

The movie changes from being about "Chris Bradford" to being about his "disciple" though the movie itself is really only using that as a loose tie-in to draw a bigger crowd.

Leon brags to Donnie about his new-found stardom, but he's not actually expecting anything to come from it.

In fact, he & Donnie only stay in the dimension long enough for him to finish filming before he bids the case & crew adieu.

So he completely missed the fact that it's an INSTANT SMASH-HIT

The Director & crew (who were NOT expecting this, the just wanted to milk what they could from a dying movie franchise) are desperate to find their new golden goose, the gossip rags are fighting for information about this mysterious up-and-coming star...

and the original, very much still alive Chris Bradford (currently known has Rahzar)?

Yeah, he is NOT happy about someone stealing his legacy out from under him.

and he's out for blood.

[haro0o]

@veearrifarrariboom it’s an honor to compete with you

@tmntstorycomp