#Tipping cashiers

[toohottohoot]

do…do you tip cashiers??

[ilivelikeimtrying]

Ambrosius was totally that person that when he finally had free range of the money his parents gave him/that he's like "Holy shit... I can tip."

[totally-not-peter-parker]

how are you finding gotham so far? did you end up trying batburger?

Gotham is. Very loud, and it smells soooo bad ;^; I got a sensitive sniffer, man! I do love the architecture though, convenient for taking some nice pics :D

[cxrsedboo]

“lance why the fuck are you buying tuna, nobody eats that”

“okay FIRST OF ALL-“

they were sent by allura to get some food for everyone and ended up arguing like a married couple in-front of the cashier and everyone else in line for 10 minutes straight (nobody complained, it was thoroughly entertaining and entertainment is something you need when ordering subway) needless to say they’re no longer allowed to buy food for anyone anymore AT LEAST without someone there to keep the peace and prevent them from embarrassing themselves like toddlers

keith teases lance about buying tuna when he ends up eating a meatball sub so who’s the loser now (jk i love him dearly), i refuse to believe he doesn’t have some wicked scar on his face like on his eye or smth because number 1, literally everyone in the universe wants to bloody kill him but also because its cool and he deserves to have some sort of scar okay- also keith with earrings just hits differently

why is lance wearing a purple earring? honestly i dont even know myself but it looks good- the bandage was intentional though, mf got it 10 minutes before they were sent to get food after trying to impress the cadets with his awful skateboarding skills (he made a fool out of himself but at least he made everyone laugh, win win ordeal iykwim)

the shading is god awful on this but i still love it because of the stupid subway background that i found on google not even 2 minutes of searching, ty toast for helping me w the background i wouldve stared at pinterest for 30 minutes questioning my existence without your guidance

[princess-of-thebes-1995]

I can barley afford my meal

[bernese-mountain-dyke]

having fake nails is a personality if you try hard enough

[pagesofkenna]

everyone but also @ranseur, look at this polearm i bought at a board game cafe the other day

[rivertigo]

I GOT A DOLLAR TIP 😁

[sri-rachaa]

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[ynwa4eva]

Im gonna be honest if selling chestnuts didn't make me smell like soot so badly i need to scrub my fingers clean of it as well id be a dream job of mine

[literalfuckingfreak]

i love working closing shift cuz basically everyone who comes in after 9 is so extremely stoned that theyre the friendliest ppl on the planet.

[telltalebatman]

tbh i am still not over the discovery that retirement pension isn't rly a thing in the states. like....... how the fuck is this even legal lol

[abyssaldyke]

Adventures in gender with the TSA: instead of asking to hear my voice, the agent just confidently hit MAN and then sheepishly told me to get back in the machine when it screamed NO DICK at her. Joke's on you, I left it at home.

[violentdevotion]

if i wrote a manifesto itd be my new years resolutions + tip your cashier

[murcielagatito]

It’s called dyscalculia i think

oh mein gott yes thats it