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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

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Terrible superpowers I think of a lot:

Invulnerability; also you can fill someone with blind rage and make them want to kill you specifically. This makes you the superhero version of a rodeo clown, redirecting heavy hitters from your teammates to you.

You can open your mouth and say the most psychologically damaging insult possible about the target. The power is slightly psychic, and will attack deeply rooted insecurities of the target; you are not aware of what you will say before you say it.

You can turn any printed instance of the letter Q into a portal to any other printed instance of the letter Q on earth. This does not work on any instances of the letter Q that you write or create; however, if someone else says a word with the letter Q in it, you are able to use that Q.

You can see any moment in the past 24 hours that occurred where you are standing. Occasionally useful for solving crimes, incredibly useful for remembering where you just put down your phone.

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Walz: "Some of us in here are old enough to remember -- I see ya down there, I see those old white guys - Some of us are old enough to remember when it was Republicans were talking about freedom. It turns out now, what they mean is the government should be free to invade your doctor's office."

"In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and the personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule: Mind your own damn business!"

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The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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Me rn.

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i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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I am So Excited I get to dog sit one of my favorite dogs next week

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Please enjoy my little fashion show of some of my favorite outfits I have‼️ lmk your fave in the tags 👀 closeups of each outfit under the cut

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hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

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Please enjoy my little fashion show of some of my favorite outfits I have‼️ lmk your fave in the tags 👀 closeups of each outfit under the cut

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Compilation of flag confusions I’ve seen online