#Tinky x Peter

[kirchefuchs]

Goat brotherrrrrssssss

Peter judging his big bro for his relationship with a Lord In Black amuses me, so yeah.

(Bonus goat Ted)

[toringo]

"FROM THE BLACK BOOK?!"

[margo-mania]

The spankoffski family home is now tinky's collection room and Peter isn't happy

(aka. I finished nightmare time - time bastard, it actually made me really sad)

[theonlymadmanonmars]

What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Duke x Holloway: You love Angst but don't need all the toxicity. You also probably had a crush you never told how you felt about them.

Wiggly X Wilbur: You're a monster fucker You think Wiggly's hot. As you should. You love the idea of Tentacle sex with feelings

Wiggly X John: You're a monster fucker You're a fan of tentacle sex without feelings.

Bill x Blinky: You're a monster fucker. And You want to put Bill into a jar and shake him.

Updated

Let me know if I missed anything!

[itsdefinitely]

can i please maybe hear about the tma x hatchetfield au,,,,,,,,,,,,,

A lot of my thought are incoherent, but here's the basic gist:

The Coven Institute was founded by Charles Coven back in the 1800s, and since then has followed pretty much the same path as TMA up until the present day. The current Head is a man named Mr. Barker, his predecessor being one Ken Davidson. Bill Woodward (preceeded by John MacNamara) is the current Head Archivist. His assistants are Paul Matthews, Charlotte Sweetly, and Ted Spankoffski.

It's not an exact 1 to 1 character swap, but there are comparisons.

Charlotte is closest to Sasha, Paul is closest to Tim, and Ted is closest to Helen.

There are others, like Eddie Chiplucky, who is a business partner to Mr. Barker much in the same way that Peter Lukas is to Elias. Tinky and Michael, Wiley and Maxwell Rayner, Ms. Holloway and Annabelle Cane, etc. There are way too many characters for me to list out here, and not all of them have comparisons.

Some things from TMA canon happpen, like the NotThem, The Unknowing, and the Distortion's transformation. Things from Hatchetfield happen too, like the events of Black Friday.

It's started out as an excuse to draw Hatchetfield characters in the world of TMA, but now I have to think about the implications.

[musicalcastingideas]

Dropout Does Nerdy Prudes Must Die

I am a massive Dropout and Team Starkid fan (if the latter isn't obvious enough from looking at my reblogs) and I feel like there's a lot of overlap between the fandoms. My criteria for being considered a "Dropout Person" is anyone who has appeared on a Dropout show at least once, excluding guest appearances (so for example, Monet X Change counts because she's been on one season of D20 and an episode of Um, Actually, but Laganja Estranja doesn't count because she was only a guest on one of the Legally Not Survivor episode of Game Changer)

I will be trying to factor in voice types where I can, but there will be some instances where I just assume the person can sing the part, because I don't know if the person can sing or not. Also, I will be casting each of the individual parts, I know the actors in the OG cast play multiple parts, but there are so many talented people in the Dropout roster that I can cast each part individually.

Please enjoy. Also spoilers for Nerdy Prudes Must Die, I don't think I can talk about this without them. And also for Dimension 20's A Court of Fey and Flowers.

Max Jagerman: Grant O'Brien

I'll be honest, my main motivation for this one is that Grant looks a bit like Will Branner. He does play the heel really well, and I think he would do a great job playing Max, especially his more Freddy Kruger-esque quipping when he's dead.

Also, this is pretty niche, but in an old College Humour year-end video, where they all pick their favourite skits of the year (I think it was like 2018 or 2019?), Grant talks about how he thought it was really funny that in the Jocks and Nerds Both Think They're The Underdogs sketch, he was the closest thing the College Humour cast had to a jock, and this feels pretty similar to that.

Grace Chastity: Anna Garcia

She has a very unhinged "I am short and I will make that everyone else's problem" energy about her that you really need to play Grace. I think she would also do great with the physical comedy needed for the part.

Peter Spankoffski: Omar Najam

Awkward, nerdy guy who falls in love with the baddest bitch in the cast and would die for her. Am I describing Peter Spankoffski or Prince Andhera from A Court of Fey and Flowers? Also I want to hear Omar sing Cool as I Think I Am.

(This is a joke, love Binx but clearly Delloso De La Rue is the baddest bitch in A Court of Fey and Flowers)

Stephanie Lauter: Surena Marie

I don't have a real explanation for this one, this is vibes.

Richie Lipschitz: Ross Bryant

Watching Ross work his way through all the possible nerdy white guy rap options in Game Changer Karaoke cemented for him that he needs to play one of the nerds.

Ruth Flemming: Izzy Roland

A part that requires the performer to be deranged and horny? Call Izzy Roland!

Solomon Lauter: Brennan Lee Mulligan

Any Dimension 20 (or Critical Role: Exandria Unlimited) fan knows, Brennan is amazing at playing callous, cruel and manipulative characters, so Solomon Lauter is right in his wheelhouse.

Wiggly: Josh Ruben

Josh is so good at voices and playing weird characters, I would love to see his take on Wiggly.

Blinky: Erika Ishii

Erika Ishii is absolutely unhinged, I had to cast them as one of the Lords in Black. They could honestly be any one of them, but I picked Blinky because the voice Lauren Lopez does reminds me of Erika.

Nibbly: Lisa Gilroy

This one is also just vibes, but the vibes are correct.

Tinky: Zac Oyama

I am the head of the Zac Oyama As Weird Little Guys fan club, and what is Tinky if not a weird little guy? (who is also a chaotic evil eldritch being)

Pokey: Mike Trapp

I mainly just went off the vibes of the "What do you want Steph?" line, I think Mike would do well.

Detective Shapiro/Female Reporter in Hatchet town: Rashawn Nadine Scott

This is the only one I'm casting two parts, because they're both relatively small (and also I fully forgot that Bryce was not playing Detective Shapiro in Hatchet town until I checked the Genius page lol). Anyway, I think Rashawn would do great at acting as Detective Shapiro, but the main motivation behind this choice is that I want to hear her sing Bryce's part in Hatchet town. She would murder it as hard as Max murders nerdy prudes.

Officer Bailey: Jacob Wysoki

You need someone to chew scenery and throw props? Call Jacob Wysoki, he'll eat it up and go back for seconds

Brenda and Stacy: Jujubee and Monet X Change

I want to see them do the Go Go Nighthawks cheer, I think it would be amazing.

Jason and Kyle: Zeke Nicholson and Ify Nwadiwe

They both seem like the kind of guys to give butt slaps (consensually of course).

Mark and Karen Chastity: Zach Reino and Jess McKenna

They both have Awkward White Parent energy, and I think they would be very funny in this part.

Miss Tessburger: Vic Michaelis

Watching them play Vic Michaelis in Very Important People makes me think they would be great as the haughty assistant.

Miss Mulberry: Katie Marovitch

Katie just has "That nice teacher who lets students eat lunch in her classroom" energy.

Dan Reynolds: Lou Wilson

You need an icon to play an icon.

Emma and Paul : Emily Axford and Brian "Murph" Murphy

Dropout's iconic married couple to play Hatchetfield's iconic couple.

Hard Cuts:

Ify Nwadiwe as Max Jagerman:

He would have slayed the acting, but I assume based on his speaking voice that he's a baritone on the lower end of the range. However, if I am wrong about this and he could sing the tenor part, please treat him and Grant as tied for the part in my eyes.

Ross Bryant as Solomon Lauter

Vic Michaelis as Detective Shapiro

Erika Ishii as Ruth Flemming

Tao Yang as Peter Spankoffski

Jess Ross as Karen Chastity

Jacob Wysoki as Max Jagerman

Wayne Brady as Dan Reynolds

Aabria Iyengar as one of the Lords in Black

Anna Garcia as Blinky

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Wiggly

Lisa Gilroy as Grace Chastity

Grant O'Brien as Solomon Lauter

[hatchetfield-omegaverse]

Hatchetfield Omegaverse Masterlist!

Note: This will be updated as new posts are made, but if you notice something missing, please tell me.

Rules:

Rules

World Building:

General Lore and World Building

The Differences Between Types of Alphas

An Incomplete List of Omegas

General Lore Pt.2

Alpha Typing and Betas

Asexuality and Changing Second Genders

Errors in Alpha Typing

NSFW Omega Lore

What Is Presenting?

How Do Alphas Get Along In Groups?

Howard Goodman's Family Tree

How Heat Toys Work

What Are Alpha-Alpha Relationships Like?

The Process For Choosing Second Gender

Where do Hannah and Lex Live?

Who Tops, Who Bottoms?

Fanfiction:

Putting the 'D' in Study AO3

Summary: Peter Spankoffski was a punctual person, right down to his biology. He never expected his heat to come 2 days early, let alone for it to come while he was studying with his girlfriend in the school library.

Not A Perfect Guardian AO3

When Ted Spankoffski adopted his baby brother, he vowed to be the best guardian he could be. And now that Pete has his first girlfriend, he's determined to live up to that promise. That's just what good brothers do, right? Or Ted Spankoffski's Guide On What (Not) To Do When Your Brother Brings Home His First Girlfriend

Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me! AO3

Peter Spankoffski is pregnant, very horny, and tired of his girlfriend teasing him.

Secrets and Shower Sex AO3

Kyle is ready to relax after a long day of football practice. But Max Jägerman going into heat puts a wrench in those plans.

Headcanons:

If you'd like to request a headcanon, please send me the characters you want, and you'd like them to be SFW, NSFW, or a mix. Hypothetical means it goes against a previously established hc of mine.

Pete Spankoffski Headcanons

Richie Lipschitz Headcanons

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.1

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.2 Electric Boogaloo (Omega Ted Edition)-Hypothetical

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.3 (General Headcanons)

Paul Matthews and Wiley Headcanons

Stephanie Lauter Headcanons

Lautski Headcanons

Howard Goodman Headcanons

Lex Foster Headcanons

John MacNamara Headcanons

Ruth Fleming Headcanons

Richie Lipschitz Headcanons (Omega Edition) -Hypothetical

NSFW Wilbur Cross & Macnacross Headcanons

NSFW Lautski Headcanons

Mark and Karen Chasity Headcanons

NSFW Ted Spankoffski Headcanons

The Lords in Black Headcanons

Grace Chasity Headcanons

Chai Coffee Headcanons

Bill Woodward Headcanons

Tinky x Ted Headcanons

Officer Bailey Headcanons

Barry Swift Headcanons

Max Jagerman Headcanons

Duke Keane & Miss Holloway Headcanons

Ted x Paul x Emma Headcanons

Ted x Tinky Headcanons Pt.2

Paul Matthew Headcanons (Omega Edition)

Mark and Karen Chasity Headcanons Pt.2

Ted Spankoffski and Charlotte Sweetly Headcanons

Tom Houston Headcanons

Sam Sweetly and Zoe Chambers Headcanons

Lexthan Headcanons

Paulkins Headcanons

Michie Headcanons

Halogear Headcanons

Linda x Gerald Headcanons

NSFW Lautski Headcanons (Pregnancy Kink Edition)

NSFW Wilbur Cross Headcanons Pt.2

Alpha!Grace x Omega!Max Headcanons

NSFW Omega Ted Spankoffski Pregnancy Kink Headcanons

Wilbur Cross Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Lautski Pregnancy Kink Headcanons Pt.2

Peter Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Macnacross Breeding Kink Headcanons

Ethan Green Headcanons

Tom Houston and Jane Perkins Headcanons

Peter Spankoffski and Ted Spankoffski Headcanons

Lexthan Headcanons Pt.2

Steph Eating Pete Out Headcanons (NSFW)

NSFW Michie Headcanons

Macnacross Cross Dressing Headcanons (NSFW)

Macnacross Breeding Kink Headcanons (NSFW)

Alpha Karen Chasity and Omega Mark Chasity Headcanons

Omega Officer Bailey Headcanons

NSFW Omega Officer Bailey Headcanons

Ted x Tinky Breeding Kink Headcanons (NSFW)

NSFW Lexthan Headcanons

NSFW Chai Coffee Headcanons

NSFW Paulkins Headcanons

Richie x Grace Headcanons

Lautski Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Lautski Headcanons Pt.4

Spies Are Forever Headcanons:

(These are adjacent to the main headcanons and take place in the same universe)

Curt Mega and Owen Carvour Headcanons

Tatiana Slozhno Headcanons

NSFW Curtwen Headcanons

Curtwen Headcanons Pt.3

NSFW Curtwen Headcanons Pt.2

Barb Lavernor Headcanons

Omega Curt Headcanons

Curtwen Headcanons Pt.4

Curtwen Headcanons Pt.5

Owen Carvour Cross Dressing Headcanons (NSFW)

[eclipsewarrior101]

Hagahahaha!!!!!!!! This. Is is hilarious. The smirk at the end from Wiley cause he’s dating Wiggly and Teds blush cause he’s dating Tinky is hilarious. Poor Peter 😂

Years later at thanksgiving

Wiley “ everyone…this is wiggly, my Eldridge god husband”

Ted “ everyone…this is Tinky, my Eldridge god husb….oh my god, Wiley we are both engaged to monster gods who are brothers”

Both gods smiling

Peter “ ….whyyyyyyyyyy what is my life now”

Wiggiy and Ted “ helllo brother/cousin in law”

"FROM THE BLACK BOOK?!"