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koobiie · 2 months ago

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i feel strongly about this

#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr #but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings #im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions #text #1k #2k #uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k

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teaboot · 2 months ago

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Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs #But Jesus Fucking Christ #I saw the video I look like an idiot #Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me #Teablart #Well guys it's been nice I guess #Time to die in a hole

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mias-back-from-the-dead · 1 year ago

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

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copepods · 9 months ago

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

#text #my standards for video game music are not high #if there’s a leitmotif i go :O every time

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eridan-ampora · 7 months ago

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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

#gray.txt #which i suppose is basically what's happening #<- guy who's only ever played video games experiencing reality for the first time: getting a lot of video games vibes from this

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hunnam · 7 months ago

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