#Tim gets it the worst

[little-pondhead]

Damian, following Danny down a random alleyway: what is it you wanted to show me?

Danny, absolutely exhausted and a bit delirious from finals week: you said you wanted more friends, right? Here.

*Danny kicks over a tower of cardboard boxes, revealing a small feral child eating from a stolen pizza box*

Danny, picking up Dani by the scruff of her neck and dumping her next to Damian: I need a nap, go play with her

Damian is pleased his cat friend trusted him enough to leave him alone with his child/sister/cousin. Shenanigans ensue while Danny sunbathes on some random roof.

Damian befriends Danny after Bruce said something about "civilian friends"

Considering Danny looks like a feral cat on his best days, it was only logical to befriend him

Danny wonders why such a tiny (Damian is in fact quite tall for his age but Danny deals with so many eldtrich "horrors" everyday that everything seems tiny) kid is going around and befriending obviously older teens

One day Damian announces that he will bring over his friend which makes the rest of the batclan look at him in disbelief

So of course they are quite shocked when Damian actually brings a human being! A bit raggedy looking but he also quite obviously looks after Damian as good as he can

Damian refuses to let Danny be adopted because it's his friend, you can't take it away from him! (also in his mind Danny still equals to a feral cat he barely managed to bribe into the home, they are gonna scare him off at this rate!!)

A lot of shenanigans happen but Damian thinks the worst of worst is the fact that drake had started to flirt with his cat friend! Preposterous!

It takes them an embarrassing amount of time to realize Danny used to be a vigilante and they are still in the middle of getting Damian out of the cat mindset so it gets put out of mind

[ravenpureforever]

On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious

[betterthanbatman1]

Instead of: Batman leaves Jason alone with Sheila in Bosnia

I give you: Batman leaves Jason alone at the checkout line to go grab the milk he forgot

[flwrkid14]

Red Hood vs. Red Robin: A Boyfriend's Dilemma

So, Danny Phantom has a confession to make: his favorite Gotham vigilante? It’s Red Hood. The sheer chaos, the boldness, the way Jason Todd absolutely doesn’t care what anyone thinks—it just speaks to Danny on a deep level. But the problem? He’s dating Tim Drake. Aka Red Robin. And Tim is not amused.

Every time Danny gushes about how cool Red Hood is, Tim gets this adorable little pout on his face. His arms cross, and he’ll start sulking like it’s some sort of cosmic injustice. And honestly? Danny loves it. He knows Tim’s his boyfriend, but watching him get all grumpy is way too fun to pass up.

But here’s the truth: as much as Danny admires Red Hood, Tim will always be his number one. No amount of Jason Todd fanboying could change that. Tim’s the one who makes him laugh, keeps him grounded, and knows him better than anyone. And when Tim’s sulking gets too much, Danny can’t resist it anymore. He pulls Tim close, pressing kisses all over his face until his boyfriend’s grumpy act finally cracks.

Yeah, he might pretend that Red Robin is only second best, but Danny knows where his heart truly lies. Tim Drake is, and will always be, his favorite.

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[farshootergotme]

Game-night in the batfamily has got to be crazy. You're putting a bunch of geniuses against each other and that's asking for chaos to happen.

[spinnertop]

To annoy Tim on missions, if someone refers to him with the full Red Robin Bart and Kon both say yum in the style of the commercial

[bruciemilf]

There’s no such thing as a good patrol.

The bats prowl among dark corners like quiet shadows. They’ve been doing it since youth was reality, and not a distant, blurry daydream, that left them feeling like icons and ghosts.

There’s certain measurements to what makes one satisfactory, thought. Boredom checks no boxes.

“An ouija board? Seriously, Steph?”

Stephanie looks at Jason with a small smirk, “What, is this cultural appropriation? Let me get the ukelele out.” She dodges the batarang effortlessly.

Dick frowns, “What are you guys talking about?”

“Dude, just don’t. You’re too old for trends. Accept it. Live laugh love it, or whatever the hell boomer Milennials say.”

“SHUT UP! THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT.”

ANYWAY. They get the brilliant idea to try and conjure Thomas Wayne, because why not?

Theres has to be some fragments of the street urchin Bruce gave wings to still breathing in Jason, because he’s absolutely against the idea.

Tim, surprisingly, agrees, “What if ghosts ARE real and we’ll undo years of scientific research negating the existence of supernatural entities Christians use as proof to validate their beliefs?”

“…And…You know, what if we upset Bruce.”

“Oh, yeah. Sure, that too.”

But they never listened to Tim before, so why start now?

They do use the board, and it does work, and the thing is? They get to SPEAK to Thomas, too.

What they discovery leaves them all petrified. When they tell Bruce, they do so with regret in their hearts.

He turns around, comically slow, eyes wide and bright against his eyeliner, shimmering with angry fire. They’ve never seen him so angry. So offended. So utterly disgusted.

“How DARE you call my father a New Yorker?!”

[chiyana]

Gotham Knights isn't the best game, but it does have some pretty hilarious conversation bits.

Tim: So if there are different kinds of Talons, there must be different ways to make them, right? Dick: I feel like this is bad for your development. Tim: Think of the possibilities! Dick: Tim. Do not make a Talon in the Belfry. Tim: I wouldn't do that! Tim: Tim: Maybe just to get a look at the production. A small Talon. For research purposes! Dick: Timothy Jackson Drake, Do Not.

[kneworder]

fanon tim drake is this sad little wet cat with the constitution of a paper bag and the eyes of a kicked baby seal while canon tim drake is the living embodiment of gaslight AND gatekeep AND girlboss they are not the same

[littlefankingdom]

Me to myself: Don't send murder threats to DC comics writers, don't send murder threats to DC comics writers, don't send murder threats to DC comics writers...

[goaheadandgetinthebog]

I think a key thing about the Batfam is that they are all monster fuckers.

I don't mean that in a 'fuck the monster' kind of way. I mean it in seeing the unknown, the horror, the dread, and still reaching out. Not being afraid to touch, to hold the horror, to help. Of not being afraid to gaze at the worst things imaginable, and still finding good in them. Of not only not looking away, but of embracing. 

OK, a little bit in 'fuck the monster' kind of way too.

[soulless-bex]

hot take: Jason is actually one of the most emotionally intelligent members of the Batfam because, contrary to most of them, he actually expresses his actual emotions. and while those feelings are mostly negative, he still expresses them, which is more than can be say about Bruce (who will bottle it up till it blows up in his face), Damian and Cass (who were trained out of expressing their feelings during childhood by literal assassins), Tim and Dick (who are chronic liars and will bullshit their way through life unless there’s no other way).

[the-bat-bros]

Jason: Hey remember when you went by Ric

Dick: Could you NOT

Jason: You were such a-

Dick: Don’t you dare say it

Jason: Dick! *slaps knee* HA!

Dick: *pinching the bridge of his nose* Maybe leave the puns to me, Little Wing

[sbd-laytall]

The Prodigal storyline is so good because it's just Dick constantly doubting himself and Tim being so in awe of his hero.

Dick: I can't believe how bad I am messing up. I am the worst Batman on Earth. I wish Alfred or Bruce was here.

Tim: 😲 Wow, Dick, you're so capable and smart! 🙌 I wish I was as cool as you! 🥺 Gee whiz, this is so awesome.

Dick: ...

Dick: Who thought it was a good idea to give me authority over this child?

[1percentcharge]

season 14