#Thunder Queue

[the-mjolnir-owner]

a sad boy

[chumon]

Don't worry Thor, they're not as nervous as Peter is that you're touching Gamora. Lol

Thor: god of weird storytelling in weirder situations

[autisticzenitsu]

Kaigaku: I can't do this, it's against my moral compass. Zenitsu: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Kaigaku:...Your point?

[uncle-hort]

Thena hours! Thinkin bout her

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Thor versus Hulk: Champions of the Universe #2 (2017)

[the-mjolnir-owner]

of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

[front-facing-pokemon]

[redux-iterum]

Leaders who make terrible decisions like Oakstar of ThunderClan and that one cat who wanted to prevent fighting (Morningstar?) Do they get hunted down? Because warcats runs on a different. Morality scale and in Canon those two things are given equal weight.

The metric for Horoa's hunters to decide you're a target worth pursuing, and the metric by which StarClan wants nothing to do with you and won't accept you even if you get away, is such:

Did the cat harm one or more individuals irreparably? (Betraying their Clan, murdering someone, etc.)

Was that harm extended over long periods of time (parental abuse, repeated and severe physical or mental harm, etc)?

Did they enjoy doing the horrible thing(s) they did?

If they didn't, do they regret it and/or did they try to do anything to make up for it? (Whether or not they actually could make up for it is a case-by-case thing.)

Is the cat aware that what they did was a bad thing? Would they commit themselves in their afterlife to trying to make up for it now that they know?

And, most importantly: Is the soul dangerous to mortals or other souls and spirits if allowed to continue existing?

The first three questions, and the last one, if answered with "yes", can immediately paint a huge target on your back, and they very often do. It's even worse if the fourth and fifth are answered with "no".

However, some souls have gotten away with committing a crime or harming someone irreparably by realizing the weight of what they've done before they die, and trying to make up for it both in life and in death. These souls are extremely few and far between, but it has happened before. They still aren't usually allowed into StarClan, though. They just have to wander the earth and lament, or do what they can to spread good things in the limitations of their death.

[every-natural-harmonia-gropius]

[autisticzenitsu]

Kaigaku: Am I going too far? Zenitsu: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to hell.

[uncle-hort]

allow me to introduce you to the sigma saga

[freedjustineappreciation]

we be seeing u in hell lol

[the-mjolnir-owner]

[spockvarietyhour]

Blue Thunder (1983)

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Online trolls - Natasha explained, differently from the trolls Thor hunted back in the day - were usually lonely losers hid behind screens who tried to make other people’s lives as miserable as theirs. Thor had to acknowledged that humans developed more efficient, quick and modern ways to harass each other. What a great species! Unfortunately, they bit more than they could chew and it wasn’t the Thunderer who’d hunt them down like the Svartalfheim trolls he was used to, no. It was the Black Widow herself who asked Thor to allow her to play his bodyguard. And the idea thrilled him greatly. And, exactly like the promised, she found her target who looked like a frightened, lost sheep. Thor almost felt sorry for them. Almost, because the glint in Natasha’s eyes when she escorted the person to the exit was something he’d never forget, something he longed to see again.

The plan was in place. Her boundaries given were simple: no murder, no life threatening harm, and no using herself. She could do a lot with those terms and she thrived in them. This would be amazing.

When she was able to track down who sent the horrible messages to her husband she made sure she had all the information on them she needed. Of course it was just your generic person, someone hiding behind a computer and thinking that people like Thor and the others didn't read or know about the bad things. Or... they did and wouldn't care because going after someone for that was against their "code". Luckily for her... she didn't have that code.

She found the person with a laptop at a cafe and decided to pull out her phone. Using her skills, she hacked into the laptop and smirked when she saw the target's face. They looked confused and concerned as she took control of their screen. And finally, a message popped up that made the target pale.

"All Hate and No Fun Makes Anonymous A Widow's Target".

The message repeated over the screen until the laptop was slammed shut. Darting between people, she quickly made her way behind the target and whispered in their ear, "Surprise. Now... You're coming with me."