#Thunder Queue

[the-mjolnir-owner]

a sad boy

[chumon]

Don't worry Thor, they're not as nervous as Peter is that you're touching Gamora. Lol

Thor: god of weird storytelling in weirder situations

[autisticzenitsu]

Kaigaku: Am I going too far? Zenitsu: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to hell.

[dilutedh2so4]

Athena and Odysseus in EPIC seem to take opposite, parallel paths.

Odysseus starts off still with his humanity and empathy, straddling the line between righteousness and ruthlessness, but has to throw this away and "become the monster" if he ever wants to make it home.

Athena begins as a distant divinity - "not looking for a friend" - yet she comes to find a close bond with Odysseus' son and seemingly uses her dying breath in service of her human friends.

Yet they come to find themselves in more-or-less the same situation, Odysseus at the end of Thunder and Athena at the end of Wisdom:

Shot at by Zeus' lightning;

Near death - Calypso first thought Odysseus was dead when he washes ashore, and Ares asks if Athena has died as the light appears to have left her;

Having had their "true natures" revealed by the king of the gods - that Odysseus will always prioritise himself and his family, and that deep-down Athena is not as 'cold-hearted' and calculating as she seems to project.

Maybe that's what they'll be able bond over or something

[the-mjolnir-owner]

of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Thor versus Hulk: Champions of the Universe #2 (2017)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[uncle-hort]

allow me to introduce you to the sigma saga

[every-natural-harmonia-gropius]

[autisticzenitsu]

Kaigaku: Seriously, all you ever do is bitch. Zenitsu: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

[freedjustineappreciation]

we be seeing u in hell lol

[the-mjolnir-owner]

[uncle-hort]

Circe really had it all worked out, id love to live on some deserted island and eat men

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Online trolls - Natasha explained, differently from the trolls Thor hunted back in the day - were usually lonely losers hid behind screens who tried to make other people’s lives as miserable as theirs. Thor had to acknowledged that humans developed more efficient, quick and modern ways to harass each other. What a great species! Unfortunately, they bit more than they could chew and it wasn’t the Thunderer who’d hunt them down like the Svartalfheim trolls he was used to, no. It was the Black Widow herself who asked Thor to allow her to play his bodyguard. And the idea thrilled him greatly. And, exactly like the promised, she found her target who looked like a frightened, lost sheep. Thor almost felt sorry for them. Almost, because the glint in Natasha’s eyes when she escorted the person to the exit was something he’d never forget, something he longed to see again.

The plan was in place. Her boundaries given were simple: no murder, no life threatening harm, and no using herself. She could do a lot with those terms and she thrived in them. This would be amazing.

When she was able to track down who sent the horrible messages to her husband she made sure she had all the information on them she needed. Of course it was just your generic person, someone hiding behind a computer and thinking that people like Thor and the others didn't read or know about the bad things. Or... they did and wouldn't care because going after someone for that was against their "code". Luckily for her... she didn't have that code.

She found the person with a laptop at a cafe and decided to pull out her phone. Using her skills, she hacked into the laptop and smirked when she saw the target's face. They looked confused and concerned as she took control of their screen. And finally, a message popped up that made the target pale.

"All Hate and No Fun Makes Anonymous A Widow's Target".

The message repeated over the screen until the laptop was slammed shut. Darting between people, she quickly made her way behind the target and whispered in their ear, "Surprise. Now... You're coming with me."

[spockvarietyhour]

Blue Thunder (1983)