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Are RVing Memberships Worth The Cost?
Staying at campgrounds and RV parks is one of the largest expenses for RVers. In many cases, you’ll pay as much as you would for a night at a hotel. To help keep down costs, many RVers take advantage of campground and other RVing memberships. These memberships can get you reduced rates on campground stays, plus other fun perks. But are camping and RVing memberships actually worth the money? Let’s…
#Biggest#Expensive#Good Sam#Harvest Hosts#Passport America#program#Really#RV Membership Clubs#There#Thousand Trails#Tips & Advice#Weekend
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Because it is Mermay:
Originally did this art for one of @radiance1 prompts/story ideas, which also gives an idea of colors so.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#my art#prompts#if you wanna use this for inspiration do it#mermay#adult danny#THIS IS NOT SHIPPING#Vlad and Danny are simply fellow eldritch space creatures after leaving their destroyed dimension behind#I am blaming the GIW as they're so stupid that they were planning to nuke the Zone like that is Not a Good Idea#Yes Danny's lower face & throat splits open into a maw that is as dark as a black hole#I wonder if they change to merfolk forms over thousands of years & it results in outsider pov thinking they're evolving or something#but probably not#I like to think that sometimes they appear as unfathomable creatures#other times akin to beautiful animals of the very cosmos#and other times as something between humanoid and creature and something Other#humanoid forms may be smaller than their less humanoid forms but they're still like the size of a moon#If Ellie & Dan were also a thing in this au#I feel like Dan would be some sort of space sun shark- the inside of its maw like a supernova & flames trailing from its fins#and Ellie would be some sort of space-aurora eel (fin-frill like an aurora & body like a galaxy similar to Danny's)#I feel like they'd be at least the size of the Watchtower if they're any smaller than the other two#Very much ancient manifestations of space itself sort of vibes#Void Octopus Vlad#Space Whale Danny#he's not technically an octopus but closest thing he looks like lol#go wild
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So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?
Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.
So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop jorgen#jorgen vonstrangle#asks#itty bitties fop au#you'd think they'd have automated everything what with technology advancing to how it is today#but nah.#institutions are very slow to update or switch onto new tech or new efficient system. so everything's still on paper at the moment#(<- upset that most of the court systems in the u.s still rely on paper trails and refuses to digitize important documents)#anyways the department's in negotiations which means jorgen has to pick up the work to ensure no other fairy crosses the picket line#which means handling itty bitty paper clips for itty bitty papers#the amount of paper clips that have lost their lives because he accidentally snapped or bent them.... o7#ALSO.#I THINK IMMA MAKE A NEW POST FOR THIS BUT#I THINK IM GOING TO ADD A NEW LINE OF LINKS FOR THE PLOT-RELATED POSTS#THAT WAY YOU CAN JUMP BACK TO THE IMMEDIATE PREVIOUS PLOT LINK#WITHOUT NEEDING TO JUMP THROUGH A THOUSAND OTHER UPDATES THATS BEEN PUT BETWEEN THEM#when i go back to the chimmy moving plot and the timhazdev argument plot i'll also do the same thing
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Using the computer as a babysitter for Jed and Octavius is all fun and games until they figure out how to use Larry’s credit card
#And they will#To be clear it’ll still be fun just not for Larry#Larry won’t know until McPhee goes “you CANNOT keep getting your Amazon boxes delivered here”#“If you wanna buy 45 sunlamps 65 remote controlled miniature tanks 7 pairs of heelys a kiddie pool and 120 extension cords that fine but-#Now Larry has to try and think of a way to write this off as a business expense while sounding sane#I don’t think “The dead 17 year oId pharaoh I’m in charge of hasn’t seen the sun in four thousand years-#and honestly if he wants to have his magical jackals trail behind him holding sun lamps then I really can’t be the one to stop him”#Will go over well.#To be fair presenting that bill to the museum board might work. as far as they know he spends every night of his life in a dark museum#He also hasn’t seen the sun in months#Is it concerning that he apparently brought in a sand box and the maximum buyable number of lights that imitate sunlight? Yeah#Is it less concerning than “ancient reanimated corpse likes laying face down in the sand under a bunch of lights for enrichment”?#Also yeah#”what about the ultra realistic working doll sized cannons” “I just get bo- THE WHAT?”#My tags are a masterpiece#Teddy is delighting in the wonders of mustache gel#shitpost#jedtavius#Natm#night at the museum#larry daley#natm jedediah#natm octavius#natm larry
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I saw a reel yesterday that was like "top 10 hikes in Canada" and they were, as predicted, 100% mountain hikes in Banff and Jasper National Parks (and not even hidden gems! The ones on tourist brochures!). Someone made a comment like "you need to see more of Canada" and the 🌟influencer🌟 replied that the rest of Canada wasn't worth visiting when there are views like that in Banff.
Anyway here's a phone photo from a hike I drove four hours round trip to do in a part of Canada that "isn't worth visiting" 😂
#the prairies are criminally underrated#and even if you want to skip the prairies#there are countless coastal trails and greay lakes trails and sand dunes and badlands#canyons and massive rivers and the granite mountains in ontario and quebec#i resented moving from calgary for YEARS because of comments like thay from people i knew irl#imagine how much more i wouldve internalized that if i was seeing it from influencers too#beloathed#anyway i hiked 14km 700m elevation yesterday (saturday of a long weekend perfect weather) and saw zero peoplr or dogs#rory got to be offleash the entire hike car to car#i saw hundreds of birds hundreds of thousands of wildflowers and got to walk the rolling hills under a sky thay goes forever#if you live in canada and want a hike recommedation hmu#there are so many good trails and good views and good hikes to be had if you simply open your heart to landcapes that arent mountains
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Hello! As a recent grad whose thinking of doing am Americorp or conservation crew year (I'm safe this year tho) would you recommend it? I've done some seasons in parks and have heard um varying experiences. I would like to learn how to do manual labor and backcountry camp tho so. How is working in the heat?
The answer I can give you is that I absolutely recommend it, with the caveat that a) It Will Probably Be Challenging and b) try to do some asking around before you select a program! There's profound variability in how well different corps programs support & provide for their field staff, and the intensity of what they demand. I've had many of my most valuable experiences doing corps work that are absolutely treasured to me, and I wouldn't trade them for anything. I've also had many of my most scary & painful experiences doing corps work, and I have stress dreams about them just about every week of the season. What can you do, etc etc. Choosing a program that matches the level of energy & commitment that you are willing to give -- whether that's a hitch schedule, urban community crews, backcountry mule packing, wildland fire, camping trail crews, on and on to infinity -- is the best advice I can give!
As for working in the heat -- your body will acclimate to the summer temperatures, but there's only so much your body can compensate for. Finding workarounds (starting in the dark, strategic breaking, working close to water sources when possible) helps, & so does respecting the limits of your body before you put yourself in crisis.
#heat exhaustion blows nothing is worth that 👍 the trail can wait#i hope this answers some of your questions. essentially it's an experience that i would choose over and over again a thousand times#but also morally i cant recommend it without fair warning. it is not all beautiful all the time!#beckett.txt#asks#dirtbag tag#creed-of-cats
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the reylo v British monarchy post got blazed. I just saw and thought u should know
of all our polls to possibly blaze, they really picked the one that's an active hatecrime to everyone involved
#asks#anti-reylo#crying.#yes technically we did start the fire#but someone else laid gunpowder trails to the doors of several thousand people's homes
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it is still so wild to me that the first full thai gl we got was filled with so many different types of kisses and sex scenes and explicit wlw love making i thank the stars every day for freenbecky
#gap the series#they had leg kisses and neck grabs and conversations about nail length#yes we had to wait a thousand years for the gl movement but at the very least we were allowed to skip the awkward close mouthed kissing#phase that early bls had to suffer through#what a way to trail blaze#leaving absolutely no room for any gl coming up to not include convincing kiss scenes#its 4am i need to sleep
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Mount Ritter over Thousand Island Lake just south of Yosemite National Park
#mount ritter#thousand island lake#john muir trail#jmt#pacific crest trail#pct#yosemite#yosemte national park#mountains#hiking#backpacking#trekking#photography#shot on iphone
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Ain't no thrills in the afterlife...
Dead Man's Hand in Alive From Whispering Pines and Vide Noir
#DEAD MANS HAND!!!#I love how whenever he gets the chance Ben Schneider WILL adapt dead man's hand again#dmh is a strange trails song and it doesn’t make sense to put it in vide noir? fuck you doing it anyway#vide noir taking a while to release? near shot for shot remake of the scene for afwp. fuck you#like yes girl gives us the same thing!! I will watch it a thousand times for my boy Johnnie#just wish the scene in vide noir wasnt so fucking DARK I cant see shit#dani speaks#lord huron#lord huron gifs#lord huron gif#alive from whispering pines#afwp#vide noir#vide noir movie#Buck Vernon#johnnie redmayne#dead man's hand#id in alt
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The inside of my brain is just the trail to oregon on repeat.
#here's the keys jingle jingle#lobsters will play no significant role in my life grandpa#oh general store guy#fatheeeeer one of your family will die#what are yooooouuuu the watcher with a thousand eyyyyes#why do you wanna watch us die ?#woukd that entertain you ?#you sick bastards#so youre the other woman uh ?#theres a gap in the road !#its a river dad its called a river#I N D E P E D ENCE !#I AM A MONSTER#goodbye dad i did not love you more than mom but i certainly feared you less#oh sorry i just got my hopes up for one second there#bohoho why would you ever do that#oh i do know why#because if you dont#ill kill you#WOAH#did you just faked you own dead ? what kind of parent are you ?#h e l l o#t i t t y m i t t y#the trail to oregon
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I've been seeing a lot of people saying that TTO's Watchers of A Thousand Eyes are Blinky, and it makes sense. I mean, watching is what Blinky does, shown in Watcher World quite literally in the name, and also in Blinky saying "We've been watching you, Gracie" in NPMD
BUT.
The way Jack talks about them doesn't really feel like the Lords and Black would play. Sure, Blinky does want to see some death, but NPMD and Watcher World show that he likes violence in particular, not just slow burn.
I like to think of it more literally; that is to say, WE are the Watchers. WE are the ones who controlled the show in some ways. WE had the decision.
I could even go further. Who's to say that we aren't the ones controlling ALL of the shows?
The Lords in Black refer to their home as the Black, as Wiggly says when dragging down Max;
"What wonders await you, down here in the Black!"
Who's to say that we aren't also in the Black (besides literally in darkness with Wiggly in Black Friday and during the beginning of the summoning)? We watch from outside their comprehension. Only a few people could notice us, for just a few moments. Jack was able to see beyond at only one point, excluding the times when the audience was prompted to interact with them. Emma only saw us at the end of TGWDLM, too. Paul even says as they were going through the audience after Beanie's that we were only alleys and bushes.
I might even go as far as to say that the Lords, the spawn of the Black and White, were created by us. The audience. We latched onto the idea of the Hatchetfield multiverse, and we wanted more.
So maybe, just maybe, we created those alternate timelines. Created the idea of the Lords almost as avatars for us. Created the suffering and madness of Hatchetfield.
Because we are the audience.
And we enjoy watching what we know should only be a portrayal of events. Fictious. Fake. No matter how twisted or fucked up the story it tells is.
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Orrrrrr I'm looking too deep into this and TTO is not connected to the Hatchetverse at all and I'm delaying my inevitable crying over Mr. Doomed-by-the-narrative Ted Spankoffski
#starkid#trail to oregon#npmd#the lords in black#watchers of a thousand eyes#this is a crack theory. so take everything with a grain of salt#it's late anyway so i'm slowly losing my mind while typing this
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how do i do it though. how do i let go of the bitterness and the hardness when they kept me "okay" for so long? does it come when i finally leave? can it ever?
#babes i actually relate to the frigid angry woman more than im comfortable with but this time there's no prince coming to save her and idk#i was never beautiful but i was and am angry and capable and that's served me well but being angry is exhausting#it's a birthright i can't give to a younger sibling. it doesn't transfer.#i dont inspire devotion. there's no version of this that ends with me waltzing with a true love.#im not the type you launch a thousand ships for.#so what's left?#who am i when i have no one? when ive spent my life making *me* less to make others more? when im nothing but a useful piece of furniture.#i know God loves me! i love Him! but it's not the same. i want *people* to love me. i want to be someone that theyd fight for.#im feeling that 'women have minds and hearts but im so lonely' scene from little women 2019 so much right now.#except im not jo. my family loves me but theyd never do for me what jo's would do for her. theyre also all focused on surviving.#i feel like a military ration. there to be consumed but cast aside the moment something more palatable comes around.#how do i become consumed with joy? how do i let go of the cynicism? its all thats kept me safe! but its choking me too.#its like tony stark in iron man 2. the thing thats kept me alive this far is killing me. i need to find an alternative but its looking like#ill have to synthesize a new element to make it happen and that freaks me out.#ive always been derivative. never an individual. how do i become a trailblazer when my job was always to hold the hand of the one blazing#the trail? how do i become myself happy and free?#because i WANT to be more#i WANT to be more than anger and coldness and a useful idiot. i WANT to be me and be so so happy#but i dont know how to get there#and if someone suggests therapy im shooting you. i dont want to listen to one more person pretend to care about me and tell me#all the things i need to change and spend even longer not learning how to think for myself#i want to be more than this. but i also cant stand the thought of taking up any more space than i do#anyway.#anyone who's read all this thank you and i promise im fine im just in my feelings today lol#im going to work out and get some happy brain chemicals flowing and then ill take a shower and itll all be good.#please dont worry about me! im just having A Moment TM#lilac rambles
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I’m Off to Explore Great Smoky Mountains National Park by Mark Stevens Via Flickr: At the roadside pullout and parking location along the Roaring Fork Motor Nature Trail in Great Smoky Mountains National Park with a view looking to the southwest while taking in a setting with the Place of a Thousand Drips.
#Appalachian Mountains#Azimuth 233#Blue Ridge Mountains#Cloudy#Day 7#DxO PhotoLab 7 Edited#Eastern Great Smoky Mountains#Forest#Forest Landscape#Great Smoky Mountains#Great Smoky Mountains National Park#Landscape#Landscape - Scenery#Looking SW#Mostly Cloudy#Nature#Nikon Z8#No People#Outside#Overcast#Place of a Thousand Drips#Project365#Roaring Fork Motor Nature Trail#Scenics - Nature#Shenandoah Blue Ridge Great Smokey Mountains#SnapBridge#The Place of a Thousand Drips#Thousand Drips#Travel#Trees
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"All fantasy authors have to start somewhere. The best debut fantasy books ever written are a testament to what that starting line can look like. In fantasy, the delicate dance between worldbuilding, character, and craft is always difficult. Somehow, these authors got it just right with the first books they had published."
#THE 20 BEST DEBUT FANTASY BOOKS EVER WRITTEN#DEBUT FANTASY BOOKS#fantasy#book list#THE HOBBIT BY J.R.R. TOLKIEN#ROCANNON’S WORLD BY URSULA K. LE GUIN#KUSHIEL’S DART BY JACQUELINE CAREY#ELANTRIS BY BRANDON SANDERSON#ROSEMARY AND RUE BY SEANAN MCGUIRE#THE HUNDRED THOUSAND KINGDOMS BY N.K. JEMISIN#THE NIGHT CIRCUS BY ERIN MORGENSTERN#SORCERER TO THE CROWN BY ZEN CHO#JADE CITY BY FONDA LEE#THE RAGE OF DRAGONS BY EVAN WINTER#THE POPPY WAR BY R.F. KUANG#TRAIL OF LIGHTNING BY REBECCA ROANHORSE#WITCHMARK BY C.L. POLK#THE EMPRESS OF SALT AND FORTUNE BY NGHI VO#THE UNBROKEN BY C.L. CLARK#SHE WHO BECAME THE SUN BY SHELLEY PARKER-CHAN#A MARVELLOUS LIGHT BY FREYA MARSKE#THE FINAL STRIFE BY SAARA EL-ARIFI#KAIKEYI BY VAISHNAVI PATEL#THE JASAD HEIR BY SARA HASHEM
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You know me. I like barely ever show any NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawings on here. So instead, I'm sharing drawings of my face AS I was drawing each NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing.
And the subject is right there, smack dab in the middle. Being tormented by the sins of the egg. (I drew him really cute but I can't share the rest.)
ALSO, I'd like to state that it's not corngraphic except like two maybe, it's more so like violent. We are all just having fun beating this guy up. Like, step right up and stomp on his face type shih. I never ever ever draw violent stuff, unless it's lewling related, so this is like cathartic.
This uhh feeling will fade after Halloween hopefully and we'll go back to our regularly scheduled wholesomeness and cammypus.
#i looked in a mirror 20 feet away as reference because im like NYAHAHA WHAT EVILS HAVE I COMMITED#and i see my own smug face in the mirror like 'yes this will get me hunted down'#sketches#i do comedy slapstick violence but ya know doing more darker jokes and adult humor feels nice like im not censoring myself#i mean i still am by not showing you guys a lot of the bloody or even H O RN Y stuff but ya cant expose everything#like for those of yall who have followed me for years id say were all legal here for more than my usual 13+ content#i just want ro be appealing to a broader audience IN CASE i ever did make it somewhere but haha its been what#8 years since i started this blog. any credit i had died off with teeny taku fhjdjsksajsk#ive got no image to uphold. i have nothing im trying to promote anymore. i do but ive lost the plot ya know#im just having fun and im glad you guys are just ...letting me? like i looked at my old stuff#with the cookies the pokemans the fehs the ocs. and yall just let me go freaking wild and thought#yeah ill give that a like. bless yalls hearts. bless ya souls. ive got thousands of posts on here and yall just let me run wild#and thank you for that. ya never pit pressure on me. kts me outting pressure on myself.#i do wish there were folks that did look forward to some actual tangible content instead of me shitposting with no cohesiveness#but thats just hard with adhd. and try as i might with medications and alarms and deadlines and what have you. its just. difficult#like even the tags here are derailing. but i hope that alongside me just having fun doing my thing. i hope i can get on course#where there is a clear line to follow in my life but i dont lose sight of it as i trail off#but for now. im just drawing experimenting and straight up goofing around. have fun you guys#i may not show you everything but just know im having fun too.
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