#Those dumbasses

[gay-and-obsessed]

Digestivo (S3 E7) in a nutsell

[cicadascribbles]

Gotta bone to pick with Aziraphale *and* Crowley. The lesbians told you wisely to share what was truly on your mind — Crowley buddy, you were very close but I just feeeel like you haven’t gotten it all out. I mean BOTH of you were SO CLOSE to fully crying your eyes out and you still held it in — there is SOMETHING that you’re STILL STEPPING AROUND.

Like I think Crowley thinks he said everything on his mind but if you compare it, he sort of just repeated what he said to Aziraphale in S1: “Let’s go off together” but he hasn’t said what that means, what that means in his mind, what that means for them, what Aziraphale means to him. Aziraphale hasn’t done such either.

I’m just as torn up over the GAPING CLIFFHANGER as everyone else, but really there’s lots more work to be done before Crowley and Aziraphale can truly go off together. They have loved each other so reverently through the centuries, so naturally and absentmindedly that they’re practically a married couple, but that doesn’t stop from the fact they’ve made mistakes that need some addressing. They’re so amazingly in sinc with one another yet it feels like they still dance around their own feelings and core of it all.

[sunflowerofchaos]

It makes me absolutely FERAL that all the gang knew where Guillermo is and ACTIVELY hid it from NANDOR

[queeraliensposts]

Transfem oppression: yeah the other day this jealous cis girl told me I have an obvious adam's apple and that I'll never be a real woman and now I wanna die because I'm not pretty like the other girls!!!

Transmasc oppression: yeah the other day this guy that had a crush on me in high school found out I transitioned and now he keeps texting me begging me to detransition for him, and he somehow found out where I live and where I work, and he keeps sending me rape threats. Also yesterday I went to the men's restroom and I almost got raped but thankfully my friend walked in before anything happened. Thank god nothing happened especially because if I got pregnant I'd get no treatment cause I already changed the gender marker on my birth certificate.

See how stupid that was? See how when I talked about "transfem oppression" I cherry picked a specific issue that mostly affects white binary trans women, completely overlooking the experiences of trans women of color and non-binary transfems. See how this post willfully ignores the very real violence that happens to transfems? See how this doesn't help transmascs at all and only undermines transfems. See how this implies that cis men only target transmascs, and that cis women are incapable of violence?

Wow it's almost as if we don't have to gaslight one group and undermind their experiences in order to talk about the experiences of the other... Funny that.

[laritamiauu]

TELEMACHUS IN A JERSEY THAT SAYS LITTLE WOLF I BEG OF YOU. GIVING YOU MY SOUL RN IF YOU DO IT

Emo gen alpha sigma wolf telemachus is my favorite thing ever

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[thestrawberrypimp]

Y'ALL I AM SCREAMING, HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

THEY GOT POPSICLED???

[thekittyfox2999]

Dr John H Watson didn't go to war for his modern adaptation counterpart to NOT cuddle up against the couch and for his Holmes to NOT declare how he would commit murder for him!!

"I am here to be used" C'mon!!!!

Someone posted this somewhere else but im sharing it here because im sobbing

ON WIKIPEDIA THE EXAMPLE CHILD OF QUEERBAITING IS BBC JOHNLOCK IM IN TEARS 😭

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hua cheng's patience: infinite

hua cheng's impulse control: zero

[skeletood]

it's just that dude you always do everything with, no biggie

[scyllas-dogs]

HGGFSSSDHGXX- ur Zeus x Odysseus content is keeping me going aaaaaaaaa- god(s), Zeus catching feels for this lil’ jackass n then being sad when he goes back to the people he actually wants to be with is so juicy mmmmm- love that kinda thing hehe drama, drama everywhere >:]]]

zeus actually somehow retains negative rizz when he cant figure out how to seduce someone

[b0tster]

The brazilians have come

🫡

[triple-starsss]

hate him and his stupid matching tracksuit so much (affectionate)

[bluerosefox]

Dinner?

Feeling a bit Spirit Halloweenish.

Danny blinked, stared blankly, blinked again before slowly very slowly closed his front door.

A few seconds later Danny opened the door again and once again meet a certain tallish young man, around his age if maybe a few years older, in front of him...

Who was it?

Bruce Wayne....

Bruce freaking Wayne, someone according to what he heard from Sam telling him from what she heard from her parents had apparently just dropped out of med school and was 'in the wind' according to rich elite gossip talks, was at his front door.

........

Why?

Wait... Did he just ask Danny out on a date?

-x-x-

Bruce Wayne has just dropped out of med school and is beginning his training into becoming the person his city needs him to become. While looking into where he can he remembers how in his teen years the planet was almost destroyed but was saved by a ghost teen hero and looks into it. He digs deep to uncover what happened, uncovering impressive firewalls Amity Park has, etc and finds out about Danny Fenton/Phantom.

He decides to go visit the younger man, who is just about to start college himself, and ask a few questions.

He uhhh... Bruce just wasn't expecting to find Danny very cute (even though he was pretty certain Phantom had been his first male crush when he saw a photo of the teen years ago), and adorable with his owlish stare, and well the first words out of his mouth was

"Would you mind joining me for dinner?"

-x-x-

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

thinking about how kageyama's heart probably skips a beat whenever he sets the ball to a particularly tricky place and doesn't see anyone go for it. how he still gets shivers at the sight of an empty place where a hitter should be. how he still thinks, even if just for a moment, that maybe this is it– this is the time his teammates will have finally had enough and the ball will fall down without anyone going for it, again.

thinking about how every time, without fail, there's someone there. how he can feel his soul come back to his body the second he sees someone jump to hit his toss. how he's thrilled if they score a point, but not as much as he is at the sudden realization that there is someone there. always. no matter how tricky his tosses are, or how close they are to losing– none of that matters, because as long as he manages to set the ball, the game isn't over, because someone will hit it.

imagine how healing it must be for him to finally realize he doesn't have to feel terrified when he doesn't see anyone going for his toss, because he knows someone will be there.

(cough. this is mostly thanks to hinata. cough)

[bluevelvetea]

KN8 x AO3

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