#Thor Avengers

[iamnmbr3]

not me thinking about loki and touch starvation and how by the time of TDW after his imprisonment with thanos and then in odin’s dungeons it’s probably been literally years since loki has known a touch that was gentle and not meant to hurt him

[tchopeta]

Shameless flirt (Tony/Steve/Thor x You)

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Pairing : Tony Stark x reader / Steve Rogers x reader / Thor x reader (all mostly platonic)

Summary : Just you having fun flirting with the boys :)

Words : 530 

(English is not my first language... I hope you will enjoy it anyway ! :))

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Tony and Steve were waiting outside the club for you to stumble out, knowing full well that you would be completely drunk. As they saw you exit, they walked over to you and steadied you as you tried to keep your balance.

"Hey there, fellas," You slurred as you looked up at Tony and Steve with a grin. "You two look mighty fine tonight."

Tony rolled his eyes, used to your drunk antics by now. "Let's just get you back home, Y/N," he said, helping you into the backseat of the car.

You leaned back and sighed. "You know, you two are so different," you said, resting your head on the seat. "Tony, you're all rich and powerful, and Steve, you're all strong and handsome. But you both make me feel so safe."

Steve smiled at you, trying to hide his own growing feelings for you. "Well, that's what we're here for, Y/N. To make sure you're safe and taken care of."

You giggled and leaned over, your face inches from Steve's. "You know, Steve, I always thought you were a bit of a goody-two-shoes. But I bet you have a wild side, don't you?"

Steve blushed and looked away, feeling uncomfortable with your advances. Tony rolled his eyes again and turned up the music, trying to distract you from your flirting.

As Tony and Steve struggled to keep you under control in the car, Thor suddenly appeared outside. The God of Thunder smiled broadly at the sight before him.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?" Thor boomed, peering into the car window.

Your eyes widened at the sight of Thor. Despite your drunken state, you were suddenly very interested in flirting with the Asgardian.

"Hey there, big guy," you slurred, leaning forward in your seat. "What are you doing here?"

Thor chuckled, clearly amused by your drunken antics. "I heard there was a party happening and I thought I'd drop by to see what all the fuss was about."

You giggled and reached out to touch Thor's arm. "Well, you definitely made the right choice. You're the most handsome Avenger here, by far."

Tony and Steve exchanged a look, both trying to hide their amusement at your behavior. Thor, on the other hand, seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the attention.

"Well, thank you, fair maiden," Thor said, bowing slightly. "But I think your judgement may be a bit impaired at the moment."

You pouted at Thor's comment, but then perked up again. "Oh, don't be such a buzzkill, Thor. Let's just enjoy the moment."

Steve and Tony could only roll their eyes at your shameless flirting, but Thor seemed to find it all very amusing. He leaned in closer to you, his eyes twinkling mischievously.

"I'm always up for a good time, young lady," he said with a grin. "Perhaps we can find some mead and drink to our heart's content."

Your face lit up at the mention of alcohol. "Yes, let's do that! You're the best, Thor!"

As Thor opened the car door to help you out, Steve and Tony exchanged another look, both silently wondering what kind of trouble you were going to get into next.

[brambleghost]

Agatha All Along is a serve

[morgangalaxy43]

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

[lousysharkbutt]

patreon request!

[fedrikmac]

Thor 201 Avengers Movie Gravity Feed Marvel Heroclix Wizkids Miniatures

[gamoraaaaaa]

Nobody:

Thor: I am very HUNGRYYY

[rosemilo]

✨️ Loki in suits ✨️

[hurtspideyparker]

If Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together Part 2

Read Part 1 and Part 3

Tony: Why is Underoos mopping the ceiling?

Sam: Told him since he's sticky that's his chore

Bucky: It's only fair he helps out around the house

Tony: Hm. Makes sense

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Vision cooked dinner:

Peter: *pushing around food to make it look eaten*

Natasha: *surreptitiously spitting into napkin*

Steve: *taking small bites with tons of water*

Bucky: *just stares at full plate*

Tony: Well this is disgusting, I'm ordering pizza

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Sam: C'mon man stop moping around, you gotta get yourself a girl

Bucky: Ok.

Sam: Ok? Okayyyyy! I know-

Bucky: Give me your phone

Sam: Oh you got a number in mind already hotshot? *hands phone over*

Bucky: *ring* Hi Sarah ;)

Sam: BOY-

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Peter: Ned thought you would seperate your colours from your lights but he also thought you'd be homophobic so I don't pay him much mind cuz clearly I'm more of a superhero expert than him but he does have a 2% better average than me in history so like maybe you do hand wash your clothes and that's why I asked what underwear you wear because-

Steve: *listening intently with apprehension and alarm*

Natasha: I can't believe you found the one person on Earth who talks more nonsense than you

Tony: I know right, it's incredibly unnerving. I'm planning on adopting him

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Peter: Mr. Stark I have to tell you something. I think Vision is a... *whispers* pervert

Tony: Um, why?

Peter: He keeps floating through my room without knocking! He saw me changing, he saw my nipples !

Tony: Well if anyone's a predator here it would be you. I mean showing your nipples to a 2 year old? Deplorable.

Peter:

Peter: Oh god, I'm the pervert...

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Bucky: Y'know animosity isn't good between teammates. I think we should spend more time together

Sam: Am I being punked right now? Where's the camera

Bucky: I'm serious. I think it would be healthy for us to bond

Sam: Okay fine I'll bite... what did you have in mind

Bucky: Wanna go for a run?

Sam: *slams door in Bucky's face*

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*staring at Bucky's sparkly clean metal arm*

Bucky: Dishwasher?

Peter: Dishwasher :)

(later that day)

Bucky: I've decided to let the child live

Peter: YoU wHaT?!

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Thwip

Tony: Who took my coffee cup, It was right here

Thwip

Bruce: Um, has someone seen my book? I just had it

Thwip

Steve: I could've sworn I was holding a pen a moment ago

*giggling from the ceiling*

Tony: Young man I will take those webshooters away if you use them for shenanigans and rascality

Peter, muffled: Mr. Hawkeye told me to!

Clint: Oh so you're just gonna rat me out like that?

Peter: Sor- OOF

*falls out of ceiling vent*

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Sam: You're in my spot

Bucky: There are no spots, it's a common area

Sam: Well that's my spot

Bucky: Did you buy the chair??

Sam: No, but everyone knows that's where I sit. Right Steve?

Steve: Oops I forgot something in my car, be right back *leaves*

Sam: Still my spot

Bucky: Still not

Sam: *sits on him*

Bucky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL THE COUCHES ARE FREE-

Sam: IT'S MY SPOT YOU CAN'T TAKE A MAN'S FAVOURITE CHAIR-

BUCKY: YOU HAVE ISSUES GET OFF ME-

(one hour later)

Steve: Hey so turns out I don't have a car! Isn't that funn...

Sam & Bucky: *Squeezed awkwardly on the chair together*

Steve: I think I left something in my car

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Steve: Leave the bedroom door open when you have Vision in there

Wanda: UGH you're so protective

Tony: Teenagers, am I right? Caught Pete reassembling my particle accelerator at midnight because he needed to neutralize a miniature nuclear bomb he nabbed off some guy he neglected to tell me was trying to kill him

Steve:

Steve: Wanda y'know what do whatever you want

Wanda: Really?

Steve: Yes just keep being normal. At least I can read about our issues in a parenting book

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Thor: Ah, new warriors I see! Good to make all your acquaintance. But why are you so grumpy my friend?

Bucky: *glaring*

Peter: He's always like that. It's um, P- P- PMS? Wait -

Natasha: Yes it's PMS

Wanda: He's got it bad

Steve: *genuinely concerned* Bucky you didn't tell me something was wrong. What can I do to help?

Bucky:

Bucky: I like chocolate

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Wanda: Welcome to the first annual girls night! This place reeks of men, so I thought we needed some women time

Pepper: Why is Vision here?

Wanda: I get sad when he's gone

Natasha: Why is Pietro here?

Pietro: Slay queens

Wanda: Moral support I think

Maria: Why is Peter here?

Wanda: He looked really upset when I said he wasn't included and I felt bad

Wanda: Anyways... yay girls! Who wants me to paint their nails?

Peter: ME ME ME

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Steve: Pancakes or waffles?

Natasha: Pancakes

Steve: Good because I don't have a waffle maker

Natasha: Then why would you ask-

Steve: It's important for your voice to be heard, as team leader I value your opinion

*2 minutes later*

Steve: Good morning Clint, pancakes or waffles?

Clint: Waffles

Steve: Oh no.

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Some of these were based on requests (ex. more Sam & Bucky, dad Steve w/ Wanda) so if you have certain dynamics you enjoy let me know !

[waltermis]

I miss them 🥹🥲

[lefthandarm-man]

Steve Rogers // Captain America

and his habit of putting his hands on his belt

[enigmaris]

All Father Thor, King of Asgard,

A new ruler of Hel has been chosen, the fearsome King Phantom, defeater of Pariah Dark. It is time for Asgard to prepare to pay the dues required to keep peace between the realms of the gods and of the dead. Bring the terms of your surrender to King’s Phantom’s representative on earth, Daniel James Fenton of Amity Park.

The Noble Scribe of King Phantom,

Ghost Writer

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“Okay so let me get this straight,” Tony Stark, Iron Man and Avenger said. “Ghosts are real.”

“Yes.” King Thor Odinson, Asgardian and god of thunder agreed.

“And they’re evil.”

“A bit of an oversimplification, but yes.” Prince Loki Odinson, sometimes villain and would be planet invader, answered.

“And the ghosts have had one ruler, the most powerful ghost in existence. And that new rulers are chosen by combat, meaning that every new ruler is more powerful than the last.”

“Yes, you’ve got the idea.” Thor said looking down at his knees for a moment.

“And since ghosts are so evil and so powerful, that means that their ruler is practically an unstoppable force of destruction.”

“Doesn’t it sound delightful?” Loki asked, to which he received a glare.

“So, for the past 10,000 years, at least, Asgard and plenty of other realms have been paying taxes to the ghost king to avoid a war. A racketeering scheme.”

“I don’t know what a racketeering scheme is but yes, the ghost peace treaty does require that Asgard pay the ghost king gold and magical weapons every century and if we fail to pay that price, then the peace treaty will be broken and Asgard will likely be forfeit.”

“That’s a racketeering scheme!”

“Well then yes.”

Tony pinched the bridge of his nose. It was clear the man’s headache was only growing stronger as he walked through the information the two gods had dumped into his lap this morning. Thor and Loki both had rushed into his lab and started babbling about world ending threats and how they might possibly be absolutely screwed.

“So, now there’s a new king. Which means a new peace treaty has to be signed.” Tony said the words ‘peace treaty’ in the same way he’d say ‘nuclear bomb’ or ‘Steve Rogers’.

“I thought you said it was a racketeering scheme?” Loki asked.

“Shut it.” Tony hissed.

“A new treaty must be signed.” Thor repeated, trying to keep the three of them on track.

“And since the last king Pariah Dark was so powerful that he made the entirety of Asgard tremble, you’re pretty sure this new king, Phantom, is probably worse.”

“Pariah Dark had the power to suck entire planets into the afterlife, destroying them,” Loki said looking at his nails. “Stands to reason that a ghost powerful enough to defeat him could do much, much worse.”

“Right. Fantastic!” Tony practically shouted.

“I don’t think anything about this is fantastic.” Thor admitted, he was ignored.

“And according to you Asgard has been paying the ghost tax for both their realm and ours since we were under Odin’s protection. And since Hela and Sutur destroyed your entire planet and your entire people are refugees, now we have to figure out how to keep an ultrapowerful ghost from wiping out our home without any way of paying him.”

“Technically we don’t know if Phantom is a ‘he’.” Loki pointed out unhelpfully.

“The letter literally says he’s a king!”

“Could be a title. What do the dead have need for gender?”

“This is not the point of this discussion,” Thor cut in before an argument about the usefulness of gender and the concept of a female king burst forth. “We’re here to figure out how to make peace with King Phantom without resulting in a war that would destroy our world and our peoples.”

“We don’t even have Earth’s mightiest heroes anymore.” Loki said, referencing the painful results of the civil war and the Accords.

“We’re fucked.” Tony decided.

“Yes,” Thor agreed. “We probably are.”

[tchopeta]

Stupid hammer (Thor x you)

Pairing : Thor x reader (platonic)

Summary : Just you trying to lift Mjolnir :)

Words : 336

(English is not my first language... I hope you will enjoy it anyway ! :))

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The Avengers were all gathered together in the Avengers Tower, enjoying some well-deserved downtime. Thor had brought Mjolnir with him, and as usual, everyone was curious to see if they could lift it.

One by one, they each tried and failed to lift the hammer. Tony even tried to use his Iron Man suit to lift it, but it wouldn't budge.

You were watching from the sidelines, smirking at the others as they failed. You were a new recruit, but you were already proving yourself to be a formidable member of the team.

When it was your turn, you confidently stepped up to the hammer. You grasped the handle with both hands and pulled with all your might. For a moment, it looked like you might actually lift it off the ground.

But just as you were about to succeed, Thor suddenly stepped forward, his hand on the hammer. He gave you a stern look, "That's enough, Y/N. No one but myself can lift Mjolnir."

You scowled, feeling embarrassed at being stopped so close to success. You tried to pull away from Thor's grasp, but he held firm.

Thor continued, "You may be strong, Y/N, but strength alone is not enough. You must also possess the qualities of a true hero. Honor, humility, and selflessness."

You rolled your eyes, "Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. But I still think I could have lifted that stupid hammer."

The other Avengers chuckled at your stubbornness, but Thor's expression remained serious. "It's not just about physical strength, Y/N. The power of Mjolnir is tied to the worthiness of the one who wields it. Only those who are deemed worthy can lift it."

You huffed, crossing your arms. "Well, I don't need some magic hammer to prove my worthiness. I know I'm a hero."

Thor smiled at you, "I know you are, Y/N. And one day, perhaps you will be worthy of Mjolnir."

[dailyflicks]

Just wasn't expecting a code green. If you hadn't been there, there would have been double the casualties.

THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)

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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), dir. Joss Whedon

[lousysharkbutt]

look at this overgrown wireless charger