#Thomasallgrownup

[engineer-gunzelpunk]

These video pirates get Thomas’ character correct

[crinkly-spinkly]

The Housekeeper's Guide to Conductor's and Courtship: Chapter 11

Thank y'all for bearing with my slow healing process. Have a very long, and horrendously indulgent chapter.

[sodorsteam]

A lil’ somethin somethin for @greeniebeanie96! They drew my lil gothy nerd Rook so of course, I gotta draw something back! Just some bebs lookin fancy today! Thank you so so much dude!!

[klein-sodor-bahn]

“Schwerer Harry…I like the ring of it.”

@engineer-gunzelpunk‘s human take on Australias icon „Heavy Harry”.

Honestly Harry and Charlie would get along pretty well. Rn they are just chatting about life, their partners.

Real talk Gunzel I have been wanting to draw your Harry for a while. I had to draw him having a smoking break with my sassy pacific.

[ttteconfessionsrevived]

*~Disclaimer: I’m only an aggregate, so I post things that I may or not agree with. I do not agree with EVERYTHING I POST. I will provide commentary, though! ~*

Basic rules are as follows:

NSFW confessions are allowed. However, no porn that concerns anyone else. If you want to submit an image to go with your confession, no prob - but no human or anthropomorphic animal nudity. I have to look at this shite, you know.

**** Safe for work/Innovent posts are tagged sfw.

**** Not safe for work/naughtier posts are tagged nsfw.

Choose your poison (or enjoy the full insanity - your choice), lol

Nothing racist, sexist, homophobic, aphobic, etc.

Nothing political, unless there’s a good reasoning for it.

No bashing other users. This is not about us or them. Or you even.

I WILL MAKE A PUBLIC SPECTACLE OUT OF ANYONE WHO IS ABUSIVE.

Let’s keep crossovers to a minimum. This is about Thomas/railway series only. Unless the crossover could really make sense logically (transformers r machines, n could be related. Nothing against my little pony, SpongeBob, or some characters I’ve never heard of (I’m an old fart, ok?) , but some folks put two things they like together n call it a day. We ain’t got time for that. Save that for ur own blog.

Do NOT spam the ask box. I WILL report u if u do. So no charity scams, no sex bots, etc. we r not that gullible here.

This insanity is brought to you by:

[crowskulls-art-and-fandoms]

Happy Valentine's Day, lads. 🫰🫶

For today I just made a couple quick doodles of Kipper Express. UwU

I love them so much ;v;

I'll be drawing some lovely lovelies through the rest of the month, this was just my contribution for today. Hope you enjoy. Have a good day!

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

When people wonder why I drool over Thomas n the gang, here’s why -

We could have had this, and I mean JUST this -

Instead. We got -

Goddamn.

Ok, and this -

And

But like I said, especially this -

And I have eyes. Artistic eyes. And a filthy mind. Apparently, both agreed that ol gordongasm n his friends were more than just engines, cranes, buses, tractors, n what have you.

Goddamn it they r sexy. Why r they so sexy?

Not a complaint. Just genuinely curious how we got to this point. That’s right - ‘sexy engines’. It’s officially a thing. It is a thaaaaaaannnng

Human beings?

Sexy machines?

[ohjeeztrains]

Art trade for @sodorsteam of Rook but if he was a monster engine! The M7 has four front drive wheels, so I gave him some big beefy arms while his pilot wheel legs are rather teeeny. He's also all shaggy and hairy

[feathered-skeleton-fandoms]

What if a TTTE horror AU

that's Slasher style with Diesel 10 as the killer

[ohjeezhungrytrains]

Have an Edward scribble

[engineer-gunzelpunk]

‘I will not spoil my lovely green and red feathers for you…’

Since everyone is doing a ‘Fallen Angel’, I did one of my own, featuring SpookyHenry as the fallen angel. His hair is longer than usual cuz he’s been in the tunnel for a while… a good long while.

[crinkly-spinkly]

As a present for you to get better, I will give you my attempt at your digital persona as a maid from your housekeeper guide alongside my digital persona!! I'm so happy you're getting better!! Please take all your time, drink lots of water, stay safe, and be positive!! Love from Haru and Gordon from Birmingham!!!

AKDJSBCNZJFH EXCUSE ME THIS IS HYSTERICAL

Gordon, that's diaBOLICAL oh my GOD

Thank you so much. I've been doing my best to relax and recover as best as I can. I'm actually house-sitting this weekend and purposefully didn't bring work to force myself to relax and recover 😮‍💨

Taking it one day at a time 💙

[sodorsteam]

Me and the train lads was talkin and had a good chuckle about Rook falling asleep on a siding in engine form and getting his ass roughed up and tagged to hell and back…

“It was my fault, really…I should not be…asleep. Ever.”

[biggsodorcitystories]

Advanced Birthday Celebration announcement/advanced warning

As tomorrow (26th) is my birthday, I have decided to mark it by resurrecting a TTTE Horror concept that I toyed with, but abandoned, a couple of years ago when I was slowly resuming interest in the TTTE and TUGS fandoms.

I'm writing this post to warn followers and passers-by because the planned post will contain mature, horror, and nasty themes unsuitable for minors or those with certain sensibilities. This blog has always been planned for NSFW and Mature content from its startup (see my pinned post), so you should not be surprised, but with recent behaviours having been witnessed I feel the need to protect myself.

In order to help followers protect themselves, I will assign the tags #thomasallgrownup and #mistyislandnightmare to it and future posts and mark them as mature if necessary. Please block these tags if you don't want to see the post - I won't be offended. However, I will be offended if you willingly ignore this and then get upset.

Also, the tag might give away that I have plans to do something with THE LOGGING LOCOS, which is probably even more offensive to some/most. However, now I've finally found a use for them, I'm going to exploit them.

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

when I rub Gordon’s funnel and all his other ‘special’ places….

Also Gordon -

And -

This black car looks so funny 🤣🤣😺

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

Thomas and Nirmal lol

I was watching this yesterday -

N tbh, it’s funny. @9:26, he goes in about how he was more into the live action elements than the Thomas segments. He was more bored by the Thomas segments n enjoyed the station house skits more. Tbh - I liked trains, as me dad n his mates were into them, n I liked the Thomas segments. The issue here was I don’t really remember them. I remember Thomas more for his association with shining time. I remember watching the show as I got ready for school in gone morning. I also remember being too old for it even then, but it was cute n harmless, n I enjoyed it. Mum was happy because it wasn’t offensive. Like can, I was watching more for tiny ringo n George Carlin. In fact I had become aware of the show because I was obsessed with the Beatles already, n was watching more for ringo. I remember the jukebox band being amusing, but kinda weird. lol. Schemer was funny. He reminded me of some of the blokes the golden girls dated.

Anyhoo, somehow, I wasn’t aware of him in the 80’s. Thundercats, inspector gadget, heathcliff, Garfield, he man and she ra, transformers, even count ducula n duck tails for some odd reason? The latter two were weird af, but I watched them. They weren’t memorable favs, but they did amuse me. I was a i also remember car 54 where are u n get smart reruns. And this old house. Bob Vila lol. I was often busy in me own world then.

Somewhere between then n 2 years ago, a lot of life happened. I’ve revisited dark shadows a few times, 1776, several 60’s and 70’s musicians, some evergreen actors like ray bolger n jimmy stewart, the desi side of me heritage, and more.

Then it happened. My world fell apart. Mum because seriously ill in 2021. It started off small. I was in the middle of me last semester of college, a day in February, doing online classes, when the drs rang. I had also realised I was sexual about a month bdfore, and was beginning to explore this. Mum had some blood leaking somewhere that they couldn’t find. She was in n out of hospital. In may, things got more serious. June was worse. I managed to graduate, n then was going to Plymouth meeting near Philadelphia frequently in hopes she’d pull thru. At the end of July, she passed. I had been married at the time, I had gotten married in 2002. The husband n I had never been really intimate, n we had awkward times, but we were friends. (We still are, despite the fact that he’s thicker than an influencers bubble bum). He decided out of the blue that September, that we would divorce. I was still reeling from mums death. I wasn’t really able to process the divorce too. He had secretly been living with a female roommate who he claimed was lesbian, n divorced from her partner. Whatever. I trusted him, because he was never a ladies man when I knew him, and wasn’t really into sex in general.

He then asked if I’d cat sit over New Year’s Eve. He told me he was going on holiday n do was the rooommate. Cool. I figured as often happens, they were going at the same time, but to their own seperate destinations. Hoo-boy. So I get to his place, n the cats were adorable. There was no telly or anything, so I mucked about on the phone n I believe the iPad or laptop. I forget now. I started feeling wierd when I saw a pic of him posing next to the roommate. It wasn’t overtly sexual, but it was unnerving. It was….unnatural. Getting him to pose with me, unless it was for his immigration, was like pulling teeth. I kept getting the feeling something was going on. A couple days after new years, he let me know he’d b delayed. I got to stay with the cats longer. I was happy, but tried to ignore that damn picture.

Someone sent me a couple Thomas parodies. I enjoyed them. They were the George Carlin compilation dubs of swearing, and Ernest the engine. They were brilliant, and led the curiosity to check out the series again. I was actually looking for shining time, but found the original Thomas clips without the shining time bits tacked on. (Despite my upbringing, I was relatively unaware of Thomas until he was on pbs.) I decided to watch n see how I felt. The jaws immediately dropped n I sat there questioning meself. I thought ‘is stress causing me to find these trains good looking? What did I just think? Huhhhhh? Lmfaooooo’. I kept watching, and they kept getting better looking.

I’ll b honest, I hadn’t remembered there being other engines. I remember dad having a toy Annie or Clarabelle buried somewhere under the mess that was our dining room table. He had purchased her for some project he never got to. I hadn’t made the connection back then. Damn. Missed opportunity, that. Then again, I would have lost me Thomas stuff in the several moves that took place. I digress.

I returned home the next month, only to be sidelined by a swollen kidney that required 2 weeks bedrest. (This would be one of many that would eventually lead up to last year’s hysterectomy n 3 week hospital stint.) I binged the show whilst I healed. Up until season 5, it was just a succession of sexy male engines. We still had sexy males, but then we started getting more females and ugly engines. Diversity n the way of progress, I suppose. I did a couple digital drawings during this time. I need to really go back n practice more. As I got better, I started playing with the show clips, n put together that lovely filthy audio full length film I have swimming about somewhere here. I started collecting, i started writing filthy fanfics. Thomas got me into all sorts of creative things. I revisited the love of trains, and that’s bustling more than ever.

The frustrations I had with attraction (or lack thereof) with people has now found a healthy and amusing channeling via the engines. It’s given me confidence, n I no longer need to persue blokes (who were all adults - there were a few blokes who were just barely legal who were into me as a fetish, n I wasn’t going to entertain that. I’m not cougar material. It made me uncomfortable. I was into older men.) when I was into men, it was more for attention n validation. I had been so deprived of it all me life, I felt maybe it would help me feel whole. Yeah….no. However, apparently talking steam engines with sexy faces does tho, so yay!