#This will physically hurt me aaaaaa

[clegfly]

everything is okay au? wholesomeness?!?!? FLUFF?!?!?!?

not on my watch

introducing “everything is wrong au” fuckers, the au with maximum angst

[halcyon-daydreams]

i’m so overwhelmed i’m literally sick to my fucking stomach. it’s too much to take.

[mallo-person]

Never expected a wild daydream to make me physically angry but here we are.

[hyumjim]

Sorry but I can’t take it anymore I’m going to have to block this person or something even though I actually like their posts normally but this makes me feel like the most unloved fucked up person in the whole world and the thing is I know I’m not and there are many people who experience this. There are many people who have the devastating experience of having a friend for over 10 years who you think will never leave you and then you find out that actually they don’t like you that much they don’t value you and they don’t want you around.

So like what the fuck am I supposed to do now. I’m just supposed to believe that people love me. Maybe the things you are saying are a given for other people who are not me. But someone did in fact stay in my life for 10 years as my best friend and then physically harm me and never talk to me again. I don’t even feel confident saying she didn’t like me that much honestly because she did all of these things, all of these things that people will point to as evidence of liking you or loving you. She spoke to me on the phone every day. Every day of our lives for almost the entirety of 10 years even if we had nothing to say. That’s not something someone does if they don’t like you, right? But maybe they don’t like you as much as they like having you around because you’re convenient. And you don’t know better because why would you assume the worst possible thing, that your best and closest and sometimes only friend doesn’t love you. You assume your friend loves you because what else can you do. So I still don’t know. I still don’t know whether or not she loved me. I will never know because she will never speak to me again. This is the fucked up thing is I was willing to be friends again and she wasn’t. I was the only one who was hurt and I was the only one who cared. So yeah. As Toni Collette once said I can’t accept and I can’t forgive because nobody admits anything they’ve fucking done. Aaaaaa lol

[melonsodypop]

Hi! I like the way you write (´꒳`)♡ Could I please request sfw and nsfw headcanons for the dearest Agni from Black Butler? Thank you! ♡

WAHHH ANON U R SO SWEET !! i'm very surprised by thankful by the love i've gotten so far aaaaaa!! ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ and thank YOU for the opportunity to write about my lovely boy agni!! >:D

agni sfw and nsfw headcanons !

☼ pairing - agni (black butler)/afab!reader

☼ tags - nsfw, minors dni, no gendered terms or pronouns used, fluff, possessiveness, mention of blood, oral s3x (reader receiving), size kink, mention of reader being smaller than agni, soft s3x, br33ding kink

☼ SFW ☼

rest assured, if you're agni's lover he will devote everything he has to you

he simply can't stand being in a world where his darling has to lift a finger for anything when he could be the one taking care of it

if you even so much as hint that you're hungry or he overhears your stomach growling there's a hot plate of food in front of you within minutes

it gets to the point where you have to remind him that you're very much capable of walking when he starts insisting that he carry you everywhere

which he'll respect immediately - part of him is embarrassed that you scolded him, but part of him still dies a little inside that you would be bothered by anything, itching to just do it for you

he's overly gentle when holding or touching you, especially at first, terrified that he'll somehow accidentally hurt you with his strength

it takes a lot of reassurance for him to even hug you, but when he finally does he holds you SO tight and doesn't let you go for a long time

"i'm sorry for my selfishness, my dear - would you allow me to hold you for a bit longer?"

extremely protective of you - if he were to be completely honest, the thought of anyone else even looking at you makes him sick to his stomach

he's able to suppress his jealousy enough so he doesn't embarrass or become a burden to you, but he still walks beside you with his arm possessively wrapped around your waist

kisses your forehead often - he's 6'5 (apparently?! according to the wiki), so he's most likely going to be taller than you, and he loves just cradling your face in your hands and bending down to do so

his giving love language isn't just acts of service, but words of affirmation too - he'll take any chance he gets to remind you how radiant you are and how much he adores you

his receiving love language isn't the same, though - even though his chest almost explodes anytime you praise him or deign to do favors for him, physical affection is what absolutely melts him

at his worst, even after all the years at soma's side, he still feels like an untouchable beast after all the violent things he did in his past

so when he feels your oh-so-gentle touch on his skin, pulling him close and your warm body against his, reminding him that he's not untouchable and just as worthy of love as everyone else... oh he could cry

but he doesn't - he doesn't want to stain his dear lover with blood, anyways

☼ NSFW ☼

it's not surprising at all that his need to take care of everything for you translates to the bedroom as well

THEEEE service top

he's entirely focused on your pleasure the entire time

he couldn't really care less if he cums, as long as it means his pretty darling is taken care of

sex is another thing that you're going to have to really coax him into

it's not that he doesn't want to have sex with you - quite the opposite, in fact - but again he's afraid of somehow accidentally hurting you

your every wish is his command - if you wish to cum, he's doubling his efforts and bringing your orgasm to you on a silver platter in seconds

gives you oral without fail every single time, his favorite way to show just how devoted he is to you and your pleasure

always eats you out like a man starved - he knows he's a great cook, but nothing he could ever make could compare to the taste of your pretty pussy

he won't admit it in fear of influencing you, but he absolutely LOVES when you sit on his face

the only time he'll be a little forceful with you is if you're sitting on his face and he senses that you're hovering or not putting your full weight down onto him, hooking his arms around your thighs and forcing your hips down to smother his face

his eyes grow glassy when you cum on his tongue - whether you're a squirter or a creamer, he obsessively laps up every drop of your juices

being as tall as he is, it's also no surprise that his dick is as big as the rest of him

he knows that he's bigger than most, and he's so nervous about hurting you that he'll insist that you not need to touch it or take it inside of you even when his cock is darkened with a blush and so hard that it's throbbing

but when you ask oh so prettily to please fuck you... well, how could he ever turn you down

goes so, so, slowly, starting with just his tip pressing against your entrance before rolling his hips and working himself inside you inch by inch

rubs slow circles onto your clit to get you wetter and relaxed, whispering praises of how good you're taking him right in your ear

"you're doing so good, darling, taking me so well - shh, you're okay, just relax"

he'd been so focused on making sure you weren't in pain and praising you that he ignored how good your walls felt clamping around his whole length

as soon as he finally lets himself register it, the warmth of your insides, he nearly cums right then and there

once he's sure you've fully adjusted to his size, gently but firmly holds your trembling thighs open when he starts to move, not letting your body subconsciously twitch away from his grasp or the pleasure he wants to give you

once he gets past the fear of hurting you, he realizes he loves just how much bigger he is than you, the sight of your little trembling body underneath him so adorable

even with how good he feels inside of you, he always makes sure he makes you cum first, his efforts focused on angling his hips right and rubbing your clit just the way you like it

selfishly imagines that one day, you'll ask him to cum inside and fill your belly with his children, marking you as his forever

but for now, he'll pull out once he's fucked you through your climax and shoot his thick load onto his abs, not daring to sully his darling's skin with it

well... unless you ask, of course. he was born to fulfill every one of your wishes anyways

[merakiui]

been seeing people on twitter bringing up the “azul is actually really strong” thing again and it made me remember a scenario i thought of where azul overhears you saying stuff like strong guys are really cool and you want to be bridal carried someday but azul stays quiet

and then like one day, what if he casually bridal carries you because you hurt your leg or something and it caught you so off-guard

or or theres an arm wrestling contest in school or in the mostro lounge and to your surprise, you witness azul pushing down an opponent’s arm with ease and he’s yet to be defeated and he’s already pushed down many arms

he spots you watching but only gives you a smug look and you go 🤨🤨🤨

you wonder if its just magic or not until the tweels reveal to you that it’s azul’s real strength

i just love the idea of azul displaying his true physical strength in the most unexpected ways cause i do feel like he’s been hiding it on purpose and has been holding back all this time and that’s kinda hot!!!!

AAAAA YES YES!!!! Floyd mentions it in Happy Beans Day—how the octopus is all muscle and that that wouldn’t go away just because Azul’s become human. He notes that his “submission holds” are essentially inescapable and that once Azul has you in his grasp you’re basically done for. <3 his grip strength is also quite impressive! Maybe I’m remembering it wrong, but didn’t he also lift and carry Vargas to escape the mines during Vargas Camp like it was nothing?

In any case, I love Azul who keeps his true strength hidden and then surprises you at all the best moments. The arm wrestling contest……… orz orz maybe if you manage to beat Azul you can order anything off the menu for free. Naturally, this draws in so many students from all dorms and they each give it their best, but no one’s beat him yet. Imagine you offer to give it a go and Azul realizes he doesn’t want to hurt you if he’s too rough by accident, but then he also likes winning. T_T imagine you catch him off guard by leaning in to kiss his cheek and that’s how you win. The one time anyone was able to beat him in an arm wrestling match and it was because he was surprised by his beloved giving him a smooch. >_<

Aaaaaa or casually carrying you bridal style!!!!!!!! That’s so good. OTL perhaps you hurt yourself in PE and Azul offers right away to take you to the infirmary. You expect to hobble there alongside him, utilizing him as a crutch, so it startles you when he lifts you into his arms and carries you there without breaking a sweat. And you give him the most wildest, shocked look and he doesn’t seem to understand what the issue is,,,, until he realizes you never knew he was capable of this hehehe. >:)

[thisismeracing]

hiii, would you mind doing prompt 8 with lewis hamilton please ? i love your writing 🥹

Heyyy 🥹💓 thanks, I'm really glad to hear that, nonny!!! here you go, hope you like it!

From the Quick Prompt List: 8. “You said you wanted to be my friend”

word count: 1.4k (I GOT CARRIED AWAY AGAIN AAAAAA)

pairing: reader (she/her pronouns) x lewis hamilton

warnings: angst (w happy ending), not proofread, mentions of a breakup, pinning - friends to lovers trope.

When Yn called crying he didn't waste any time to show up at her door. Lewis knew he was the first person she called because that was just how they worked, they prioritized the other above all things. That was one of the reasons Jackson, Yn's ex, gave for the sudden breakup, he thought they were in love, he thought that Lewis was a looming figure, he felt like a third party in his own relationship, and it didn't matter how many times Yn repeated they were just friends Jackson was convinced either Lewis and Yn were too blind to see or he was being lied to.

When the pilot got there he used the spare key he had to get inside, he took some seconds to look around the living room, some tissues on top of the coffee table, along with an open pint of ice cream and one of her favorite books.

"Hey," he whispered when Yn showed up at the door separating the kitchen from the living room. She gave him a weak smile before running into his open arms and letting the storm take its place.

"He didn't even have a good reason, Lew," she sobbed burying her head in the crook of his neck.

Lewis brought her body close and gave a light tap on her back, a sign for her to lace her legs around him so that he could carry her. He walked with Yn, now tangled in his body, to the couch where they sat together, and he heard the way she complained about the breakup. She wasn't telling him everything, though, and he knew well enough because after all, he was her best friend, yet he chose to just listen and comfort her.

The British watched as his own heart broke at the sight of the woman he loved crying over someone else. ]

"Am I unlovable? Am I a bad lover?" Yn asked after her cries subsided, Lewis's hands going up and down her back in a soothing caress. Her question was more of a conversation with herself because her first two exes complained about her best friend too, which at the time she thought was just jealousy, now, the third time sends her a message, right? No way three of her last partners didn't like Lewis without a reason. What's there not to like about him? she thought. "I must be horrible to be around," she muttered in a huff and Lewis took a deep breath deciding he had enough.

He didn't want to confess his feelings like this, but he also couldn't watch as Yn searched for a problem inside her when it wasn't about her, but about those idiots who let her go. Who could have her a let her go? And Lewis knew her enough to know that he would try to explain for hours and she would still say the problem was her, so he decided it was time to come clean.

"The problem is not you, Yn, it was never you. It can't be you because it pains me to not be around you, it physically hurts me not being able to hug you all the time. I wish I could carry you around everywhere, I wish you could be my forever. You could never be the problem, because you're the solution, at least to me. I love you so much and it fucking kills me to watch you cry for yet another guy all the while trying to search problems on yourself when you're just...perfect."

Yn was silent for a minute. Her eyes were wide open staring ahead of Leiws at her white walls, lips slightly parted. For a second he thought that maybe he was good at hiding his feelings. It's a beat before she's scrambling off his lap, leaving the couch and standing in the middle of her living room with an accusatory look towards him.

"You said you wanted to be my friend!" Yn sticks her point finger at him, her other hand holding at her chest like it would prevent her heart from beating any faster.

Lewis keeps his sitting position on the couch, head hanging down before mustering the courage to look her in the eyes again, "I didn't lie," he states.

"Then you care to explain to me how all of a sudden you're in love with me?"

"It's not sudden, I've been in love with you for years now, Yn. You just didn't see it," his tone is not harsh but his words made her take a step back. "When we met and I said I wanted to be your friend I wasn't lying, I still wanna be your best friend, but I want to be your lover as well, I want you to have a friend in your partner because I know you never did with the other guys. I want everything with you," Lewis confessed.

Yn shakes her head, tears spilling from her eyes like a waterfall. The realization that maybe all her past boyfriends were right: she was oblivion to the fact that there was something between her and her best friend. He loved her and Yn felt guilty for a second because she couldn't find it in her to deny that maybe it was mutual. Maybe she went through three breakups in the past few years because she was afraid of being alone and having to face her own feelings for Lewis.

Still, she shook her head looking away.

She watched from her peripheral vision as Lewis got up from her couch, one hand inside the pockets of his pants, the other sticking in her direction, instinctively she took a step back.

He winced.

It physically hurt her too, but she couldn't stop the tears nor the tsunami of thoughts about all their interactions and all her feelings and how she was blind to the truth all this time.

"Call me if you need me," the Brit whispered before heading to the door and leaving Yn to the sound of her own breath and then the sound of her own sobs because now she was crying harder than when Jackson broke up with her. The truth was, she did not really care about Jackson, she liked him just fine, his breaking up with her hurt her ego and put her on the spot of looking inside herself again, which was not good, or so she thought.

But Lewis leaving?

Lewis leaving felt like part of her went too. Like someone broke her in half and threw the other piece somewhere no one could find.

How would life be without Lewis?

She took some time to think, took hours watching the city go by from her window, all while mentally cursing herself. She could have faced it before. They could have been together for years. Yn was so tired of letting her fears speak louder than her desires. Lewis was so much braver and bolder than her, she took a deep breath and prayed for it to rub a bit in her, his boldness, his courage because it was too late to back away when the Uber accepted her ride to his address.

It was the middle of the night, almost two thirty in the morning the last time she checked her phone, but still, she wanted to be bold, to have courage, she didn't want to waste any more time.

Yn buzzed his doorbell nonstop until a pajama-clad Lewis Hamilton opened the door with a confused frown on his face. She didn't give him much time to question before starting.

"I am so sorry, I feel so dumb, I should have been more honest with myself and with you, Lewis."

"I-" he started, but she cut him off.

"I love you," she confessed. "I love you too and I was just too afraid to lose our friendship to confess it, I didn't want to see my feelings for what it was, and I made you suffer in the process. I am truly sorry for that."

It was like a height left her shoulders.

"Am I still in time to be your best friend but also your lover and biggest admirer and whatever more there is to be?"

Lewis chuckled rolling his eyes at her cute antics before sweeping her off of her feet into a tight hug that gave them just enough space to stare at each other's faces and finally kiss.

Wrote this while listening to "Nobody gets me" by queen SZA. Hope yall like this, I am way too sleepy to try and proofread or look for basic mistakes, so I'm really sorry if you see those. Don't forget to like, reblog, yada yada yada it makes me happy and inspires me to write more, do it without thinking twice <3 *mwah*

[feastingonyoureyes]

AJASHSIQHWUWHSHSJSAA AAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH FOR OPENING ONE FOR EYEFESTATION, Words cannot express how much I wanted someone to write for them bc everytime I checked Pressure × Reader it's always that darn fish man (mr Sebastian-recent-Tumblr-hot-man-Solace) or Painter now. Finally Eyefestation is getting some loveeeee

N e ways enough of me ranting... I was wondering if you could do Eyefestation × Reader fluff, I always wanted to hug this big green shark or comfort them (??? Perhaps OOC but one can dream) or something similar and seeing them somewhat portrayed as a girlboss or funny lil shark in some artworks of them fueled this want of mineee, I hope u don't mind this req!!

Synopsis; How THEY react to you hugging them

Pairing: EYEFESTATION x Reader

CW; OOC Eyefestation, Eyefestation uses She/Her prns and reader is GN, rush×not proofread.

Well, for one, it's obvious Eyefestation isn't used to physical affection — considering the circumstances that they're y'know...Fish, and also swimming outside Urbanshade's facility a lot.

However, let's put logic aside and say that they are able to enter inside and roam around (something like Sebastian)

If that were the case, then she'd be clung right to your side; not too close due to not wanting her eyes to affect you too much but you get what I mean.

So when you start drawing near her, at first she'd be... confused, puzzled, and a bit awkward? Since she isn't too fond of humans, but you were different from the others, however it still made feel on edge each time you got closer.

We're you gonna double cross her? Hurt her? She did see you picking up a flash beacon not too long ago and haven't used it yet, so— but oh. No, no, nothing like that happened at all. In fact instead she was met with a comforting warmth enveloping her torso.

She is fairly taller, and rather bigger compared to you, so you were only able to hug just about half of her — but it was a sweet, and unexpected gesture nonetheless.

From (still) hating humans, to having a human clinging onto her... It's no surprise when her eyes start tearing up all together. She hasn't felt affection in a long time, or had never recieved any until now, so she is a bit emotional and flustered all at once.

But don't worry! That was only when you first hugged her. The next few times you initiate it, she does end up reciprocating back, even using her height to her advantage to twirl and spin you around a bunch whilst jumping exciting.

Rare moments where she's the one initiating the hug though are always soft and gentle, her arms barely even touching and/or squeezing you tightly due her still being somewhat afraid of hurting you.

[milksteaki]

since you did the hcs for the other ships i think it’s appropriate for some blossutch hcs?? 😋 BTW. i love loveeee ur art aaaaaa is so cuteness💗

AAAAAA THANK YOU!!!

I actually wrote an essay on why I ship Blossutch a loooong time ago, maybe I can still reblog it if I can find it. But for now I'll talk about other headcanons that I think I haven't discussed yet.

TW: Self Harm,

Honestly, when it comes to Blossutch you need to lock me in a cold dark room to write/draw hundreds of pages of slow-burn, romance-in-the-background, completely unexpected dark-horse Blossutch so that y'all can see my vision for real. The feeling Blossutch gives off for me is that they have that one random episode where they are locked in a room together and they have a Breakfast Club moment where they realize there is more to each other than they thought.

Also, I have always been a superhero/action lover and I think that Blossom and Butch are literally the best fucking duo if they ever had to fight together. Like Blossom being the strategist and Butch being the brawns except he actually listens to her because frankly, I think he deals with bossy the best (see Brick and Butch's dynamic). And I think Blossom would be able to put Butch's strengths to good use. On that note, I headcanon that the first time Butch sees Blossom in a school setting, his mind is literally blown. Like how are you the leader of the strongest superhero group, but also a fucking...NERD. A tightly wound, prissy, teacher's-pet type person? Because of that, I headcanon that a part of Butch would like to see Blossom, a typically cool-headed person, go absolutely apeshit. And I especially would love to see this desire to blow up in Butch's face. When Blossom is finally driven to the edge, Butch feels the utmost regret and will now do anything for her to get back to how she was before.

I also headcanon that Butch seeks destruction to the point where he will even resort to self-destruction. Banging his head against the wall, scratching until he bleeds, banging his body against things, etc. His body, this physical vessel that he's in, always feels like a nuisance. He’s always been insecure about his body, Part of his performance of shamelessness and cockiness comes from ignoring his physical body. He hates looking at himself in the mirror. He feels disgusting. At the same time, he embraces being disgusting, but it’s not enough to feel secure in himself. Butch would probably feel the most satisfied if he were a boundless whirlwind storm that could tear down everything in his way without worrying about his body at all. In my eyes, Butch is a physical manifestation of unrest: always feeling unwell, an insomniac, and always unsatisfied. He hurts people both willingly and unwillingly, but more often willingly since y’know, he is a bad guy. He is constantly bored, so he stirs up a shit ton of trouble. On the bright side, he has a lot of energy and is easily the life of the party.

Blossom, on the other hand, searches for order and needs order. She's the complete opposite of Butch, and yet she is also restless. As in, as she gets older, she gets more and more tired of the Sysiphian cycle of good vs. bad. As much as she tries to maintain goodness, a new evil or problem arises. And due to the amount of responsibility she takes on, she spends a lot of time alone doing pretty boring shit. Butch constantly brings chaos to Blossom's life and it seriously tests her, but it also brings fun into her life. In other words, he makes her life a lot less boring. Without him, life would just pass Blossom by and she would miss out on a lot of shit. I headcanon that Butch always includes her in things, even if she doesn't want to, and I think it's just a funny dynamic. Also one of my favorite headcanons is that Blossom kinda looks for creative ways to bridge their very different interests. For example, she looks for classical music that is chaotic and even a little sinister. "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Grieg and specifically the last minute of "1812 Overture Finale" (for the cannons of course). She'll find videos that she thinks he'll like or videos that remind her of him and make him watch those videos with him (Lady Gaga/Ke$haesque music, freaky science, dirty jokes, and other funny stuff). They also love superhero comics (for different reasons) and are interested in true crime (but in a news report way, not in those shitty ass podcasts/channels). Actually, usually when Blossom talks to Butch (whether it’s during friendship or relationship) she will ramble about pieces of history that might interest him (like dark or funny history), fictional lore of certain horror movies, and other stuff. Butch listens pretty closely because she has become attuned to what Butch is also interested in. She loves the over-the-top reactions Butch gives to things. It makes her feel like the things she says are important and interesting, The best part is that she knows he’s not faking. Blossom is such a strong, smart, and beautiful character who takes on so much, yet is treated like shit. And for what? Being bossy? Bitch, she’s the leader. Yall don’t give a fuck when Brick is being a bossy little shit. She is constantly taken down a peg and for what?? She’s more talented than most of yall at just 5 years old. Blossom holds the whole world on her fucking shoulders, I don’t care if she’s in a relationship or not, Blossom deserves to be treated like the intelligent person she is while still pushed to relax occasionally.

In my own head, I can think of Blossom and Butch having a conversation over everything. Every media I encounter, every Tiktok I watch, and everything I learn. I find it very funny to have Blossom pretend to disapprove of everything Butch does or says and the same for Butch.to find a lot of joy in her disgusted face. He would have a loud and explosive laugh, so contagious that even Blossom can’t help but laugh with him. Meanwhile, Butch finds that Blossom has interesting reactions to things. He finds it fun to say and do crazy, outlandish things just to see how Blossom would react. I personally headcanon that Blossom becomes more stoic over time, so Butch is also testing just how stoic Blossom actually is. Additionally, I believe they test gender roles, believe it or not. Blossom being this stoic, reliable, and decisive girl, while Butch is this emotional, domestic, and flamboyant boy. Blossom is often Butch’s rock. Butch often does drag and wears makeup. Blossom wears suits and can be cold, mysterious, and calculating. Additionally, I headcanon that Butch is unable to hold down any one job. He can’t come to work everyday for a consistent schedule, he has days where he is incredibly motivated and days where he cannot be bothered. His strength is more with domestic work, as the only brother who was awake in the morning, he was the one doing most of the chores around the house. He cooks and he cleans as much as a young boy without parental figures would, and he does it because someone has to or else the RRB would fall apart. Butch is like the faulty glue that keeps the RRB together, and I say faulty because he lacks the emotional intelligence to be an effective glue. Even though he manages to keep good relationships with Brick and Boomer individually, he doesn’t have the courage to bridge the gap between Brick and Boomer without ruining his image in both of their eyes (more so Brick’s eyes). Yet, if it weren’t for Butch’s inability to maintain peace between them, none of the boys would have been able to grow into their own persons, with their own personalities. None of these colorcrack ships would have happened without Butch’s cowardness. But because they do come to become their own people, Blossom can see that evil and good is not as black and white as she made them out to be. She would come to see everything that is admirable about Butch, his strong spirit, his diligence, his hype-man nature, more specifically his supportive nature, and construct a new ideology. Butch thinks that her spirit is much stronger since he is a shipwreck while she is a powerful, put-together marine engine. She has all the words that Butch is missing. To him, her wisdom and intelligence is so boundless, that he put his whole trust into her that everything will be okay. While Blossom is insecure in her capabilities, Butch reassures 200% more than she needs, and that kind of reassurance is the type to make you believe in yourself again.

And suddenly what was once restless, finally closes its eyes.

[embodyingchaos]

Hiiiii can I request something fluff with abner krill like maybe dating headcanons ( Ik it’s pretty basic but I’m a sucker for them 😭) honestly anything that’s fluffy and cute lol

❥ hi there, darling! MY BABY ABNER KRILL AAAAAA ofc i can write dating hcs for THE polka-dot man! i hope you enjoy them! (I'M SORRY THAT THEY'RE SORTA LONG)

dating polka-dot man a.k.a abner krill headcanons warnings: mentions of abuse, panic attacks, ptsd, a bit suggestive at the end HEHEH

OKAY OKAY SO, i would say that abner would definitely not be the one to ask you out first, and if he did, he would be a stuttering mess like “w-would y-you maybe think about.. going on a date?” and you’d be like oh yeah totally, with who? and then he’ll be like “with me” AND HE’D WHISPER IT REALLY SOFTLY AND YOU’D BE LIKE “OH- OH MY GOD YES” HEEHEH

and then every where you guys go for your dates, he would overthink every little thing, like did he pick the right place? did he order the right meal? do you like this kind of thing or should he have asked you where you wanna go and you’ll answer the same thing every time “anywhere is good enough as long as it’s with you” AND HE’D BE BEET RED LIKE BLUSHING CRAZY

abner would definitely be tense for the first few dates before slowly loosening up and relaxing, but even that will take a while

dating abner might be tiring at times, he constantly questions why you’re with someone like him, he’ll constantly be worried that you’ll leave him, but all in all, you’re willing to reassure him with words of affirmation

abner definitely calls you babe, or baby, or just by your name, he doesn’t strike me as a nick name type

though, if you call him any nickname like darling, sweetheart, my love, HE WILL MELT, BE IT IN YOUR ARMS OR ONTO THE FLOOR, HE’LL GET FLUSTERED AND HIDE HIS FACE IN ANY WAY AAAAAA

abner is definitely a little spoon, he feels safe and comfortable in your arms, and every time he’s having a panic attack or ptsd hits, the best way to calm him is to embrace him

he would get nightmares in the middle of the night about his mother abusing him all over again but it would be okay because you're there to hold him tight and tell him that she can't hurt him anymore

he would do the same for you if you had a nightmare or a troubling past, he wouldn't know what to say, but i'd feel like he'd memorise the things you say to him and then repeat them back to you, because he learned from the best ofc

i’d think he gets a little bit jealous, but he trusts you, but yk when insecurity hits, everything just gets a little foggy, he doesn’t want to tell you because he doesn’t want to be a nuisance but you can tell, you’d always kiss his cheek when you know he’s feeling a tad bit insecure and that brightens him up real quick

abner will protect you in any way he can, even if he knows he isn’t that physically strong to win in a fight, he’ll defend you and your honour any time

though usually it’s you who protects him by standing up to people who call him names or are rude to him, he has to calm you down and pull you away so you’d stop cussing at them

i am not including when he’s put in belle reve bc in my headcanons, he doesn’t get sent to prison for murdering his abusive and insane mother bc she definitely had it coming

I WOULD LIKE TO HEADCANON THAT THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME YOU TRIED ON HIS POLKA-DOT MAN SUIT BECAUSE YOU WERE CURIOUS HOW IT WOULD LOOK ON YOU, and he walks in on you and he’s like :0 jaw-dropped, eyes wide open, and you’re like “oh you’re back! i wanted to see how your suit looked on me! i think i look pretty cooOOL-!” yeah, uh, you’re way too attractive for your own good, good luck for the night

[thoughtssvt]

we are not like before

A/N : tbh idk what this is. I just had this idea that somehow the thought that katsuki doesn't deserve izuku's love gets implanted in his head so the best way to break up with him is to hurt him so that there are far less questions and the lowest probability of them getting back together. so yeah here's a snippet. idk what i'm gonna do with it yet. please comment or pop your suggestions in my ask box, thanks!

Izuku’s lips went dry, a sharp inhale passing through his lips reminding him to swipe a quick tongue against the cracked skin. “I… I don't get it. You’re already great,” he whispered. He wished Katsuki would just look at him. He wondered what was so interesting about the old, chipped corner of his coffee table. The one they used to curse at while holding their shin in one hand. Katsuki used to hate that corner and now he was staring at it like it was the most important thing on the earth.

“Of course you don’t get it,” Katsuki spat, voice hard yet void of any emotion. “I don’t want to be one of the greats. I want to be the greatest.” He finally said after a breath of silence, the first time this whole hour that ruby eyes met jade.

“I get that,” Izuku scoffed, tongue tapping the back of his teeth with every T so clearly emphasizing his growing irritation. When he was met with silence he sat back, reminding himself to unclench his jaw and breathe. “You can’t do that if you’re dating me?”

Katsuki sat back against his chair, his posture far more alert than Izuku’s. He waxed small circles against his knees with the palms of his hands as he breathed in a calm deep breath, so silent that Izuku wouldn’t have noticed how much weight it carried if he didn’t physically see Katsuki’s chest expand. “You’re going to hold me back.” With that Katsuki heaved himself out of his chair, his figure diminishing as he walked right out of the front door.

A/N : aaaaaa idk what to do with this please tell me lol

bkdk masterlist

barbed wire divider credit

[bxbblenajimi]

My professional insight on Yan! Scara goes something like this. I love it when yanderes are just so obsessed with you that they'd never harm you, or do anything that *could* greatly hurt you. Do you get what I mean, yeah he'd kidnap someone, but he'd never lay a hand on that someone if they told him they didn't like physical touch kind of situation

Fic-ish utc, no real warnings outside of obsession ig

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

It's not an easy task, controlling your hell of a... 'friend', if you can call him that. He's very loyal, that you can't deny. Embarrassingly so, even. You could tell him to jump off a bridge and he'd do it, no questions asked, ready to obey your every command if you'd just said the word.

He is also very, very adamant on hiding his obvious infatuation with you, just as he is right now.

You're studying together, as you've done plenty times before, reading something you'll be dammed to say you're interested in, while he states. He's not subtle, you can feel his eyes burning in the back of your throat like he's trying to memorize every centimeter of your being, mind going blank when you ask him something he definitely wasn't paying attention to "What the fuck is a prosopografía?" You ask, and he could literally not care less, scoffing and trying to find an answer to your words that doesn't make him admit he was just looking at your face while you read

"Pfft, you don't know? Well, maybe we should just push you back down to kindergarden, shouldn't we?" He's lying his ass off. He doesn't know what it means either, but he'll be dead before he doesn't act like he's better than you, even through all of his devotion. He tries to hold back a smile when he hears you complain, resting his eyes and letting himself be in your presence for just a while longer

If it's you, every second is a lifetime.

If it's you, he'd do anything it takes to keep you with him.

Anything it takes. Anything

If it's you.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

BRO WROTE THE FANFIC FOR ME AAAAAA OMG THAT WOULD SUIT HIM SO MUCH

[worldwidewebzy]

REGRETEVATOR HEADCANONS BOOOOO SCARY

Pest LOVES taxidermy, especially rouge taxidermy. Its a special interest of theirs and they've even tried some of it themselves. He's pretty good at it!!

Poob also likes taxidermy!! Though the specific process you have to do makes poob very squeamish and sick and icky,, (that being said poob IS NOT a uwu soft enby bean, they could kick ur ass lmao)

Poobians as a whole, are the embodiments of joy, happiness, and FUN!!!!!! They thrive off envoirments with high morale and general good vibes. Their population dwindles when said elements are scarce. If a poobian's mental health is hurt in anyway, that poobian's mental health will directly correspond to their physical health, causing the poobian to fall ill.

If a poobian falls to much into their pit of despair, they can "metamorphize" into a party pooper. Party poopers are the antithesis to poobians, thriving off of despair, sadness, and turmoil. Party poopers aren't inherently evil, but their nihilistic and melancholic nature can cause party pooper communities to be.. Not the healthiest space for anybody to be in.

Party poopers can remorph themselves into a poobian, but that requires extensive mental health intervention for that to happen. Depending on how much despair is in a party pooper, recovery can take as long as years.

To avoid this, poobians are a very social species. Full of many support systems ready to help any poobian! Though unfortunately, toxic positivity has been prevalent in some poobian societies. And there's a silent, but all to painful ableism riddled in poobian society as a whole.

Every poobian smells like their favorite food!

Pest has an EXTREMELY hard time empathizing, thanks to her undiagnosed aspd, npd, and autism. They also have an hard time realizing the concept of consequence and law. (this is pretty much canon expect for the autism part iirc but yeagh)

Gnarpy has IBS. Xe seem like a IBS girlie (gender neutral) to me do yuo understand

Poob HATES gender reveal parties with a passion.

mannequin mark and wallter... Do you hear me..

Gregoriah basks in light like a lizard

OK split pilby YURI SWAGGERR!!!

HOLY SHIT you guys have no idea how cornily, unconditionally, atrociously lovesick pilby is for split and i mean it

This dude's catapiller antennae form into hearts just thinking about split, absolutely cartoonishly in love with her.

They like having silly picnics where they eat apples and bananas (pilby looooves apples) go bird watching and just have a gay ol' time...

When they were first starting to know eachother pilby wrote """"anonymous""""" love letters to split, the letters in question were painfully obviously writen by them and it made split laugh and giggle. She didnt tell pilby that she knew they wrote those letters until after pilby confessed their love to them. That made pilby all bright red it was adorable

The confession in question was pilby performing a musical number about all the stored feelings they've been hiding for split all told through song and... It didn't go how pilby wanted to and kind of failed, but split still was genuinely blown away by it. She cheered pilby up when they commented how "bad" it was and kissed them on the forehead....... <33

Infected has a friend thats minecraft youtuber and yes they have a dubstep channel intro for it yknow the ones..

Gnarpy's form is a facade, like how invader zim has a human disguise. It acts like a shield, keeping gnarpy's (surprisingly frail) true form safe in a non gnarpian envoirment. It's designed to be conventionally "cute" to ward off suspicion, and increase trustworthyness.

Gnarpian govermentals are planning on making upgraded versions of these facades. Making them more unassuming. They're even planning "human" looking facades. It's fucking scary

mannequin mark and wallter make lampert together like constructed a child. Building blueprints AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! hashtag yaoi swagger

MICHE IS A DRAG QUEEN HE IS A DRAG QUEEN

Miche is also swagapino and black as a people SWAG

Also miche isn't actually a cat he's very much like... Hes cat adjacent but his fangs are like the whiskers if a cat fish LIKE

The elevator has existed for as long as existence itself. Nobody runs it as the elevator itself is technically an living organism

Bive exists in quantum super position. She simultaneously exists in both FNARB, and the funny maze, it's only until a player enters either floor is where she stop existing in this superposition. Kinda like Schrödinger's cat. Schrödinger's conspiracy theorist

Bive is built like she was designed by dr suess

Unlike a red teddy, reddy is very much full of love :)

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

Lines from "In The Other Universe" that I CANT GET OVER

in which a fanfic writer (me) overexplains her oneshot bc I NEED TO RAMBLE AND MY IRLS FOLLOW ME ON EVERY OTHER PLATFORM SO TUMBLR IS ALL! I! HAVE!

(u should prob read it first this wont make sense otherwise)

"Even though it was not his name, Yin Yu turned"

i dont know if this is a canon scene or not (sue me the books are LONG and hard to buy in my country) but i've read about yin yu getting mistaken for yizhen and getting totally upset. so i decided to start this fic with him being so okay with it that he responds to qi ying's name as if it's his own.

(also because if ur so close to someone, ur nosy abt their business because it also becomes your business) I WANTED TO CONVEY THAT CLOSENESS FROM THE VERY FIRST LINE

"Should I tell Yizhen you can't even recognize me?"

CANON YIN YU IS SO GLOOMY AND HONESTLY WE UNDERESTIMATE HIS POTENTIAL TO BE TEASY. i just know he could be. all hard workers have a sarcastic inner voice

"The man damn near shits his pants"

AHAHHA okay look. i have this tendency when writing to be REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND FANCY. and ive learnt that usually NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS. compared to genshin, tgcf fanfics are so beautifully written and sometimes i gotta remind this fandom to SPEAK INFORMALLY (unless its qi rong. then. yea. BUT WHO READS QI RONG FICS?)

"The blank wrist that has never known the kiss of cold metal"

I RIPPED MY OWN HEART OUT WITH THIS ONE

"In this universe, he discovers it's such a simple thing to be happy."

proof that quanyin is literally hualian's cousin

the entire earring scene

i am a sucker for qyz's over-attachment to the earrings. ik a lot of ppl think he's like this because its the only thing yin yu ever gave him but NO headcanon that even in the other universe, yizhen would be overly attached because hes a puppy

he xuan scene

canonically, he xuan would NEVER. bc 1) he's too lost in his own ways to ask for advice and 2) it would fuck with his earth master disguise too much. but since it's the other universe!!!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

“Yizhen’s victory is my victory,” he declares, with a tone that leaves no room for argument. “His loss is my loss. When Yizhen cries, I am sad. When Yizhen smiles at me, my heart is so full it could burst.” He brings two jade white palms together, interlocking the fingers like entangled limbs on a hot summer morning. “We’re like this. One shared past; one shared future. As a Shixiong, don’t you think rather than being jealous, I’m extremely proud of how far he’s come?”

my favourite freaking line can you tell? IT SHOWS THEIR ABILITY TO ROOT FOR ONE ANOTHER. SHOWS EMPATHY. SHOWS LOVE. ("my heart is so full it could burst") THE RECALL TO THE MORNING THEY WOKE UP TOGETHER, REMINDING YOU OF DOMESTICITY AND SIMPLICITY AND TRUST AND CLOSENESS.

ONE SHARED PAST; ONE SHARED FUTURE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? this is all i ever wanted for them. to be able to grow together and live together and die together. TO HAVE A SHARED PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE.

this line is also loaded to me bc i once wrote a fic called "entangled pasts; estranged future" that wasnt good enough to be posted but GOD IT REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF IT

"Here, he never needs to know the weight of a mask – neither physical not metaphorical."

i dont like how i worded this but IT NEEDED TO BE SAID. YIN YU NEVER NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WEAR THE WANING MOON MASK but more importantly NEVER NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WEAR A MASK TOWARDS QUAN YIZHEN. NEVER NEEDS TO HIDE RESENTMENT. im shaking with all they couldve been and didnt become.

"Here, Brocade and Immortal are just two words"

hear that? its the sound of me BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL AAAAAA I SO DESPERATELY WANT THIS TO BE REAL i mean i understand if they werent so tragic i wouldnt love them as much but IT HURTS! (*100 teehee)

"Sure it will."

i actually hate myself why did i end it like that even in my fanfic i cant let them be happy. huh. i have to subtly hint that this isnt what happens.

its actually so upsetting that the whole fic is so nice and healing and all of it is just overcasted by this knowledge of "its not real. they never get to be this happy. what really happens is they resent each other and leave each other and they become one shared past; two estranged futures."

you can call me insane. im aware no one thinks this deeply about fanfiction and most people are on the site for smut. BUT I THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT SO YOURE FORCED TO LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE

[megamanrecut]

Today marks day 1 of me trying to make a physical copy of Recut cause read off my phone hurts my head….

Red Bomber is complete

Onto Season 1 (episode 1 is down now… 12 more to go… aaaaaa..)

(Will give transcripts once everything is said and done)

That's awesome!! I'm so flattered :)

[desertduality]

Raven. Raven, get over here. We need to have some words.

God, this chapter scratched every itch in my brain JUST right, that was absolutely incredible!! As a fellow writer I know the pain of fight scenes, and I salute you for literally writing a whole chapter of them. And Scar…. Oh god Scar… This guy has been fighting for his life non-stop for HOURS on end. I can’t even imagine how exhausting and painful fighting for 12 FUCKING HOURS AT A TIME would be. No rests, no breaks, a constant flurry of swords and magic and fierce, spiking pain for hours upon hours. It never ends, until the moment it does, and he’s left in a frozen world of white, where the blood shines on pale snow. Left to nurse wounds you know won’t heal, wounds that will just reopen in the next round of torture he knows is coming. The line “All things considered, the first thirty seconds of the lesson had sucked. The next twelve hours don’t get much better.” Genuinely sent me into shock. Like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 12 HOURS??? RAVEN??!! HASN’T THIS MAN BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH JESUS CHRIST

It’s actual TORTURE. Like, I knew Scar would go through a lot of mental and physical pain, but straight up torture?! I’m hurting for him. The poor guys deserves all the happiness 😭

But yeah, all this to say this was an absolutely phenomenal chapter! The flow of the writing is just so tasty, I literally feel like I’m about to EXPLODE with my love of this fic!!! I desperately need to draw something or else I will continue vibrating non-stop, I literally can’t think of anything other than this fic. I am. Going insane. 

Aaaaaa thank you!!! Literally what was i thinking making a whole chapter of fight scenes i am an idiot /lh just kidding i think it worked out!! It was the vision i had in my head and it was a challenge but i'm glad I did it :]

Yeah the twelve hours thing was meant to be a gut punch ASDKDSJ I sat down to write like :3 this is going to be painful