#This was the funniest shit to me that day

[yandere-romanticaa]

Do even they have April's fools on amphoreus or is Phainon gonna think you're fr-

This would be the saddest but funniest thing ever.

Checking the calendar, you see it's April Fool's and wanting to be a little shit, you "break up" with Phainon through text. And to add the cherry on top, let's say you don't reply to any of his messages or calls for the whole day because you're busy or something.

And I just. I'm just imagining this man almost knocking down your door at some point. He's in terrible shape, chest heaving, lips quivering... He reaches out to hold your hands as he just drops to his knees and begs for your forgiveness...

And then the waterworks start coming in.

"Please..." He whispers so gently, as if he says it any louder his soul might just shatter.

"Please don't leave me..."

You look at him absolutely bamboozled, completely caught off guard by this weird proclamation. Chances are, you had forgotten that you even sent that text to begin with, but it all comes back to you once those big baby blue eyes stare into your soul.

And that's when you feel like crying.

Embracing him is the least you could do and hushed apologies are exchanged, telling him that it was all just a joke. You sit there in front of your door with him, his cheeks in your hands as fat tears roll down his pale cheeks, as you desperately try to explain that today is a day for jokes and pranks...

Phainon's lips press into a thin line as he reaches out to hold your wrists, a sudden flame in his gaze.

"This is no laughing matter." he says sternly, his voice still shaky a little.

"I don't ever want to hear those words coming from you ever again."

This is not funny, not at all. His poor heart can only handle so much...

[linkedin-offficial]

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[diddlesnap]

my haymitch super edition prediction is that theres a weird and unnecessary romantic tension between haymitch and katniss's mom

[luck-of-the-drawings]

ANCIENT wip that i finally got around to splashin color onto. NO idea where this colorin style came from n it WONT happen again!! anyway i LOOOVE the general dynamic between arthur n emizel. both are so cool and so awesome and yet SO silly...

[recipient0fxxxx]

People when Squid Game s1: This show is about capitalism and how rich people play with others' lives just to have fun!!!!

People when Squid Game s2: TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!

[mbirnsings-71]

*sips my drink* God I love being a multishipper sometimes.

[loremaster]

i have very refined tastes. in order for me to ship something it has to meet a set of very specific criteria:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

would Charles try learn the slang of the youth to relate to the students

Charles: what if I got a low taper fade

Peter: professor you’ve got the bald taper fade

charles the kinda prof to say youth slang but with a knowing smirk as in 'i know im saying this incredibly wrong/its embarrassing im even aware of this term and its very funny watching everyone try to be nice about it'

[mamawasatesttube]

i still can't believe dc comics just straight up put hadesgame theseus and asterius fighting wonder woman in lazarus planet (specifically in lazarus planet we once were gods).

now you'd have to pay me to get me to bother actually reading the entirety of this event but. "the doors of hades are flung open" and there goes zagreus. he's determined to make it to taco bell before he beefs it

[flysafepapi]

in regards to the Alice theory, especially with how we've seen that if something triggers the real memories it can remove the manipulation Armand did, it makes sense that eventually Daniel would put together the pieces on his own given enough time

but I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the way he found out was through nothing but spite

like I need there to be a scene (for whatever reason) of Armand at one of the tapings of Lestat's interview and they get into a little verbal sparring match because of course they do and (I would say without thinking but this is absolutely premeditated bc has to cause chaos everywhere he goes) Lestat just gives Armand the dirtiest side-eye and goes "Yeah, okay, Alice," and Daniel's brain just bluescreens for a good while.

[camellcat]

I can't stop thinking about trans masc spike. I don't know what fucking worms in my brain are causing this but ever since that article I read about genderqueer spike I can't. I can't watch school hard and not think about it. he comes into frame and I can see the article all over again like an afterimage burned onto the screen. ftm spike. drusilla don't gaf she already knew before he did. do you think angelus uses his correct pronouns

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[reblogcutethings]

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[gods-favorite-autistic]

Fic prompt: The Pink Ladies and the T-Birds become convinced that Cynthia’s dating someone and won’t leave her alone until she tells them so she freaks out and tells them she’s dating Buddy

Immediately afterwards she rushes to Buddy’s house and pretty much goes “hey so I know that I’ve told you over and over again how much I hate you but can you pretty please pretend to date me” and he’s like ok fine but you owe me

And so the entire thing is just those two fumbling around trying to convince everyone that they’re dating (which is much harder for Cynthia than it is for Buddy) and the two of them becoming actual friends

[moe-broey]

Alfonse King of Minding His Own Business. Kiran Monarch of I WANNA BE A FURRY I WANNA BE A FURRY I WANNA BE A FURRY SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BAAAAAADDDDDD

Kiran drop your fursona NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️