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STOPPPP this is so cute

Another commissioned animatic I did a bit ago, low battery metal sonic (this was actually the first time I’ve drawn Metal Sonic I think)

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have this pokemon as your roommate.

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I can’t draw right now and I don’t have enough time to sit and edit a photo of Sonic with a comically large lollipop so I stole one from a random Reddit thread after a quick search so uh shoutout to this guy

oh THATS what that was I see. I thought we were engaged in a battle of the minds but this is far more joyful

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SOBBING

Im new here

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Sunken - I guess I'm really old. . . or just horribly tired?

Leafy - Tree? Some sort of forest golem?

Rooted - Tree.

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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Abolish Tesla.

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They're just playing happily

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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I like to call her RadiMini, a discontinued radiance skin for Hollow Knight I was making. Thankfully someone eventually made something similar.

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MUGGING IT

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Hello everyone, apologies for the lack of updates but I HAVE been working on some new art for you all. This update is entirely dedicated to #Sonicthehedgehog characters that aren't as popular as I wish they could be.

From left to right top to bottom:

Cream the Rabbit, Blaze the Cat, Marine the Raccoon from Sonic Rush Adventure, Chip (AKA Light Gaia) from Sonic Unleashed, Jet the Hawk, Shade the Echidna from Sonic Chronicles, Emerl the Gizoid from Sonic Battle, Tikal the Echidna and Chaos 0 from Sonic Adventure and finally Neutral & Hero Swim Chao from the Sonic Adventure games.

Several of these characters never received more than one game, whilst others have been relegated to supporting roles having little to no use in more recent games in the series. Admittedly Cream is the exception, playing a starring role in the recent Sonic Dream Team, but its entirely likely that she will fall back into relative obscurity.

That said, I also wanted to dedicate this art to showing Sonic characters in the real world who will, likely, never be present in the films' live action universe. So yeah, fans of these characters should be happy to see them enjoying our own world :)

Of course, the Chao are somewhat of an exception of their own, but I think I speak for all of us in the Sonic fanbase when I say that I wish they had a greater role in the series as a whole, there's no Chao Gardens in real life but there sure are Garden Centers :D

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THEY KEEP LOOPING ME

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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

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What the fuck did I just read

(Sex Slave of the Dead Part 7: Return to King Boo’s Mansion)

The Ship drops off at King Boo,s mansion.

Eggman: what is this place.

King Boo: it’s my mansion.

Everyone gets out.

King Boo: well guys welcome to my mansion.

Infinite: um sexy master King Boo who are those.

Infitine then points to a blonde guy and a black guy with noodles for hair hanged by a tree.

King Boo: oh that’s just the suicide victims that come here at least every day.

Metal Sonic scans the data.

Metal Sonic: it appears to be a 2 YouTubers named Logan Paul and KSI who killed themselves after their product Lunchly failed.

Morton: damn.

Iggy: L bozo.

Junior: they cringe any way.

Larry: Prime was mid.

King Boo: let’s go in.

They all go in.

Black Yoshi: damn for a white neighbour hood this pretty ghetto.

Chef Pee Pee: this place gives me the creeps.

The boo slaves show up.

Eggman freaks the fuck out.

Eggman: Jesus Christ what the fuck is this.

King Boo: these are my slaves.

Eggman: hmm slaves I see.

The boos start licking Eggman’s pingas.

Eggman: ew cut it out you fuck go lick my DEI um I mean Agent Stone or something.

Lemmy: oh lick me.

Lemmy then flashes his bubbly ass.

The boos start licking his big juicy asshole.

Lemmy gets aroused and cums his panties.

Lemmy then moans.

Lemmy: oh yeah I love the daddies and mommies and non binary ghost make me do be cummies.

Roy get disgusted.

Roy: EW THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING GAY BRO this is cringe.

Lemmy’s panties and entirely full with cum.

Chef Pee Pee: EW this place is so weird can we just go home Bowser.

Bowser: no where staying here.

Junior: but dad.

Bowser: nope we can’t risk being caught.

Roy: DAMNIT.

Coldsteel: this place is full of faggots.

Lugwig: you said it this is a degenerates paradise.

Roy: exactly.

Eggman: shit I hope we go to a better place or something.

Cubot: I like this place.

Black Yoshi: man at least tell me they gotz me a place to play Call of Dootie.

King Boo: well I do have place for everyone.

Black Yoshi: really.

Agent Stone: is there a place for me and Eggman to sleep.

King Boo: Iim well I guess so.

Eggman: oh dear god kill me.

King Boo: follow me.

King Boo: here’s a bedroom for Junior Sage and the Koopalings.

Sages: wow this room looks quite pleasant.

Roy: hell no I ain’t I ain’t sharing a room with a gay beta like Lemmy.

Lemmy: and I ain’t sharing a room with a homophobic transphobic misogynist like Roy.

Iggy: but I can’t stand Wendy’s moaning.

Wendy: well you’re probably just jealous you aren’t anything like Morton.

Morton flexes his big black muscles.

Larry: I don’t kinda don’t mind it.

Ludwig: low standards having pleb.

Larry: hell I just like being together we can play and have fun together.

Junior: I don’t know I don’t really like it.

Sage flashes her big bouncy jiggly wiggly titties.

Junior and the Koopalings all get seduced and start cumming and they all go in the room having really hard sex in the bedroom.

Eggman: good luck Sage.

Bowser: I’m proud of you kids.

King Boo: so anyway next room.

King Boo opens a door to a room with a bed for 2 people and a resting station.

King Boo: here is Eggman and Agent Stone’s room.

Agent Stone’s eyes start to sparkle as he smiles with glee.

Eggman: oh god get me out of this nightmare.

Eggman points the resting station.

Eggman: what’s that for.

King Boo: that’s for you robots.

Cubot: oh my god Orbot we are gonna be sleeping with each other.

Orbot: I know right quite a miracle isn’t it.

Agent Stone: so what do you say we fool around why don’t ya.

Eggman: I should have hired a woman as my DEI hire instead.

Agent Stone: um what master.

Eggman: um nothing you just so good at doing what I tell you.

Agent Stone: thanks master.

King Boo: anyway moving on.

King Boo goes to the next room.

King Boo opens a door that leads to 3 beds and a TV.

King Boo: this room is for Bowser Kamek and Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: oh hell no.

Kamek: oh hell yes this is the dream I get to sleep with favourite big boy ever.

Kamek jumps into Bowser’s arms with glee.

Bowser: oh my god a tv.

Bowser gets on the bed and turns on Charleyyy and Friends.

Narrator: Charleyyy and Friends is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Charleyyy looks at the camera.

Charleyyy: oh hi guys I’m Charleyyy.

The audience cheers.

Charleyyy: and today I found someone in my house.

Charleyyy point to the mirror.

Charleyyy: so this is someone I found in my mirror.

The audience laughs at him being an absolute retard.

Charleyyy: and I wanna be friends with him but one problem.

Charleyyy: HE WONT STOP COPYING ME.

Charleyyy: stop that no you stop that no you.

The audience laughs at him being actually stupid as hell.

Charleyyy: if you don’t stop copying me I’ll beat you.

Charleyyy jumps and punches the mirror and hurts himself and gets his face smashed by the bathroom sink.

The audience laughs at this brutal display of injury.

Bowser laughs his ass off.

Bowser: oh Charleyyy you are a master of entertainment you deserve every Emmy you get.

Chef Pee Pee: can you please kill me because I rather die then be in the same as.

King Boo: sorry this is all I can do.

Chef Pee Pee: but wait you’re a king are you sure you can’t do something.

King Boo: sorry I’m cheap bye.

King Boo leaves.

Chef Pee Pee cries.

Chef Pee Pee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Kamek: oh cheer up Chef Pee Pee it won’t be so bad.

Chef Pee Pee: kill me.

King Boo opens the door to the room that has a king sized bed.

King Boo: this is our room Infinite.

Infinite blushes.

Infinite: oh my master I love it.

King Boo: I glad you do I’m so glad I made you my sex slave.

Infinite: me to but what’s that other room.

Infinite points to what seem to be an another door to a room.

King Boo opens the door and reveals a crib.

Infinite: King Boo is that.

King Boo: yep it’s for our daughter.

Infinite: oh King Boo you shouldn’t have.

King Boo puts Ruby in her crib.

King Boo: so what do you say we do it in the bedroom.

Infinite: yes daddy.

Black Yoshi: hold up folk where am I gonna sleep.

Coldsteel: yeah.

King Boo: oh you um you 2 can sleep in the basement.

Black Yoshi: ah hell na you be kidding.

Coldsteel: I served in the military for this.

Black Yoshi: na you whites can’t be keeping us blacks down this is current year you are racist.

King Boo: I have a Xbox Series X with Call of Duty Black Ops 6 downloaded and some 9 Inch Nails cd.

Coldsteel: ok good enough for me.

Black Yoshi: oh folk can’t wait to play it.

King Boo leads them down to the basement with 2 mattresses a Xbox Series X and CD player playing Closer from 9 Inch Nails.

Coldsteel: oh fuck yeah now that is epic.

Black Yoshi: oh folk I’m hyped.

Black Yoshi starts playing Call of Duty Black Op 6.

King Boo: so Infinite wanna have sex.

Infinite: oh yes master.

They go back to the bed.

Infinite: so what do you think will happen now that we have like 19 more people.

King Boo: who knows Infinite who know but that doesn’t matter what matters now is me shoving my ghost dick inside that ass.

Infinite: oh pin me down daddy.

Infinite moans disgustingly.

King Boo then shoved his ghostly penis in to her furry asshole and did this all fucking night.

THE END.

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An assortment of scavs I drew while bored