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bulbagarden · 1 year
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Can we send asks to make things worse?
Which pokemon professors:
Hate cilantro (tastes like soap)
Love cilantro (does not taste like soap)
Hate cilantro (tastes normal)
Love cilantro (tastes like soap)
you can ALWAYS send asks to make things worse we both love making this site and blog worse
hi lisia here, for your information blanc and i both share the cilantro tastes like soap gene so we don't know... what it's supposed to taste like???? this does not stop me from eating things with cilantro it just tastes like soap
oak: loves cilantro (no soap) — idk he just looks like he'd enjoy a nice salad with cilantro
elm: loves cilantro (no soap) — a normal person
birch: loves cilantro (tastes like soap) — he just has that vibe yk? he loves to eat soap. perhaps grass too
rowan: hates cilantro (tastes normal) — this man lives in hokkaido japan cilantro cannot grow anywhere near sinnoh he is Not used to cilantro
juniper: she has no opinion because she's the only normal one and only has cilantro once in a while
sycamore: hates cilantro (tastes normal) — idk he has better things to eat in france, i think he only survives on wine and coffee anyways
kukui: loves cilantro (tastes like soap) — you CANNOT convince me that the masked royal has not appeared on cilantro commercials in alola. it is EXACTLY like popeye spinach
sonia: this woman would NOT like cilantro she is just like me fr fr
laventon: i think he's british so same above probably idk
sv spoilers below!
sada/turo: they like cilantro but uh can robots eat cilantro??? can they eat??? arven are your sandwiches cilantro free
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butchfalin · 10 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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clownsuu · 1 month
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I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me
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please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.
and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it
periods of western classical music provided only for reference
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bereft-of-frogs · 6 months
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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planefood · 3 months
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rules for thee and not for me
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monstermonger · 6 months
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Another prophecy fulfilled…
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moncuries · 9 months
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guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)
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pigeonneaux · 2 months
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the worst wolvie
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Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!
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ftmtftm · 8 months
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I'm begging other trans people to read an ounce of Black Feminist or Decolonialist Feminist writing. I'm on my hands and knees and begging you. I promise you, I promise you, there is so much more to Feminist theory than anything you have picked up from White/Radical/Pop/Liberal Feminism I promise you. Read There Is No Hierarchy Of Oppressions By Audre Lorde. I have a link to the PDF right here you can read it for free. Take my hand I can't do this alone (thanks glass beach). Peace And Love On Planet Earth.
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stargirl230 · 2 months
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you’re my hero!
bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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ashes-acedia · 1 month
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your honor I just wanted to draw him in a silly little outfit
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dragonbonez · 3 months
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Just like that.
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o0kawaii0o · 5 months
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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO
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t00thpasteface · 9 months
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i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^
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