#This was a bit fun

[valtiels-darkness]

What do you think Orochimaru's top 5 favorite jutsus would be 🤔

Oh, this is fun! Okay... I believe the extent of his knowledge and what he truly is capable has been.... Lacking due to writing. Still. Here we go! Some of these may just be like "Really? These are your top 5 faves, really?" Yup and that is okay!

I am rather fond of necromancy and so the perfected Edo Tensei is just *Chef's kiss*

Yamata no Jutsu. Giant eight headed hydra serpent? Yes. They really slept on that one and it is annoying.

Shōshagan no jutsu. Face stealing? Heh. I do enjoy some creepy psychological shit.

Saisei Nōryoku. Regeneration.

Shiki Fūjin Kai. Don't fear the reaper, baby! (Not my favourite Blue Oyster Cult song for ref. I do like Veterans of a Psychic War though. I digress.)

Annnnd just because I now have it stuck in my head, have some music!

Totally read the question wrong... Sort of.... I still stand by my choices and mistake xD

[bridgyrose]

Weapon Buddies AU?

Initiation has passed and Weiss ends up with Ruby's Sniper/Scythe and Pyrrha's Sword/Spear/Rifle on her team. Even the crude Yang with her Shotgun/Gauntlets made an positive impression. The three got, in her 'expert' opinion very well and intricately made weapons on Beacon among the first years. Even if their owners' personalities are rather diverse.

There's also the second year, Coco, with the handbag that is somehow a minigun?!

There's plenty of beautiful people around with equally beautiful wea- wait, beautiful people?

In other words, Gay Awakening Weiss but in combination with weapons.

Weiss looked up from her textbook to watch her team as they cleaned their weapons. Normally she’d try to protest coming to the locker rooms to clean their weapons after class, but the more she saw them, the more she wanted to get to know their inner workings. 

Ruby’s scythe, as she could only describe it, was a monstrosity. The blade was longer and wider than most people used for swords, and while Ruby made sure to only use the blunt end of if, it still made her fear for her life that someone was going to get hurt with the way she spun it around effortlessly, even if most of that was her standing still and watching her partner flex her muscles. Then, there was the fact that it could transform into a sniper rifle. More practical, sure, but still meant that she had to trust her to have a steady hand. Though, with the tight grip she used to hold her weapon, and the way it was built with her own body in mind… 

Weiss shook her head to try to push the thoughts of her mind. Ruby was interesting, but she was only really interested in her weapon, not to play babysitter. Her eyes went to Yang’s bracelets of Ember Celica, and while crude for gauntlets, she did have to admit that being able to conceal them as wristbands was genius on her part. They werent all that clunky, could allow her to keep her weapons on her without issue, they definitely made her arms stand out more while showing off her toned arms without distracting. 

Weiss paused once more as thoughts of Yang, and not just Ember Celica, started to run through her mind. It had to be normal to think of your teammates when thinking of their weapons, right? Afterall, weapons are windows into a huntress’ soul, telling you about what they’re like, who they are as a huntress, and whether or not you could trust them to have your back when it really counted. 

Then there was Pyrrha and her spear that seemed to seamlessly change into a rifle she could shoot from the hip. The shield and spear combination seemed simple and a bit more primitive, but Weiss couldnt deny the way that Pyrrha handled it. Each smooth stroke, every strike she made was as precise as the last. It was no wonder she had been undefeated in tournaments all over and something of a celebrity. And the armor she wore certainly matched. The gold accenting her eyes and weapon well, the tight fight of the armor to display just the kind of athletic body she had…

Weiss caught a glimpse of the blush on her  cheeks in the reflection of one of the lockers, quickly turning away to try to hide it from her teammates. This was time for her to spend with her team to check out their weapons, to see the inner workings and finally try to find a middle ground between her and her teammates that was more than just school. Instead, every thought of her teammates’ weapons ultimately led her to thinking of them and the way they looked and moved while using their weapons, the way her heart beat as she watched them train… 

“Everything okay Weiss?” Ruby asked. 

Weiss pulled out of her thoughts and looked back at her textbook, glancing at Ruby out of the corner of her eye. “Y-yeah, I’m fine. Just… studying. Cant spend too much time with weapons, right?” 

“I’m finished cleaning mine if you want to help me put it together again.” 

Weiss’s cheeks started to redden once more at the thought of helping Ruby put Crescent Rose back together, fingers shaking as she slowly turned the page of her textbook. Her heart pounded in her chest at the thought of touching Ruby’s hand by accident while moving a few small pieces into place. “I-I shouldnt. You know, weapons are a… a uh intimate piece of technology and I wouldnt want to hurt you- her! I wouldnt want to hurt her.” 

“I know you wont hurt her.” Ruby gently sat her weapon parts down and stretched a bit. “Besides, you did say you wanted to know more about how she worked. This would be the best chance, right?” 

“I-it would…” Weiss took a breath to try to calm herself and gently ran a finger across her forehead. She paused when she noticed she felt a bit damp, cheeks still red and heart racing in her chest. Without a second thought she closed her book, packed it up and started to rush out of the locker room. “But I’m not sure I’m feeling well.” 

Yang looked up from her own weapons. “Would you like one of us to-” 

“No! I-I mean, I wouldnt want to pull you away from your weapon maintenance and I can make it to the infirmary without too much issue. I’ll let you know once I’m there, okay?” 

“If you’re sure.” 

Weiss nodded and waited until she was out of the locker room to start running down the halls and to the nearest stairwell to check herself over. She pressed a couple fingers to her wrist and counted the heart beats over a minute while keeping an eye on herself with the camera of her scroll. Once she finished counting, she wrote down the number and then checked her vitals on her scroll, making sure to run through the last time she took her anxiety medication. 

Her thoughts started to stray to a few of the other students she had seen train, Coco in particular catching her eye as her heart continued to race. She slowly slumped against the wall as she tried to only think of Coco’s weapon, finding herself thinking of the upperclassman herself and not just the weapon. With a heavy sigh, she finally closed her scroll and dropped it to the ground with a clatter. “Dammit.” 

“Something wrong?” 

Weiss looked up at Blake and sighed. “I’m fine. Just… trying to figure something out.” 

“Something I can help with?” Blake asked. 

“Not unless you can tell me what’s wrong with me.” Weiss paused for a moment, then looked down at the floor. “Besides my family name and the SDC.” 

Blake nodded and offered a hand to Weiss. “Then lets get some tea.” 

“At this hour? The cafeteria isnt open and it’ll be nightfall by the time we get to Vale.” 

“And I know a place that serves tea late.” 

Weiss sighed and put her scroll away as she stood up. “Alright, I’ll go.”

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[freshwaterbear]

visit the wiki page for wave (audience) for more fun facts!

[eydilily]

🐌🐌🐌 BAM!

close up shot :3c

and a lil progression comparison

[demonicsuffrage]

The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

[nebulaeyedfish]

Cleo isn't messing around....

Tags: @swanofstorie @imflyingfish @raise-me-up-take-me-up

See pinned for commissions

[bellwethers]

Tough.

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[evgar]

this came to me in a dream

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[zkyeline]

Let’s go girls!

[tio-trile]

Finally did the WrightWorth sketch session with Zeet Studio! (Just in time for Valentine's Day!) This was so fun, I had a huge grin on my face the entire time

[vandersprodigy18]

This episode really demonstrates why M9 won the battle royale. They really are nigh unkillable.

They are rolling like dogshit and losing spell slots left and right, have less PCs than the VM fight at the Key, have taken exhaustion points and soo much damage, and their healing is being sabotaged.

But they still managed to complete their encounter in less than 1 episode. They managed to avoid all the obstacles leading to the boss fight. They had no deaths.

This party build is legit insane. Theyre so mobile, cant pin them down. Their casters control the battlefield. Their tanks are basically immortal. They have 2 guaranteed Divine Interventions, 2 Mass Heals. They have 1 Vestige, and an unending well of tricks in Fjord and Veth. They are dripping with advantages, resistances, and rerolls.

Mighty Nein most qualified assholes for the job fr.

[charbies]

linktober day 28 - bones

[eydilily]

this is fine