#This was a bit fun

[valtiels-darkness]

What do you think Orochimaru's top 5 favorite jutsus would be 🤔

Oh, this is fun! Okay... I believe the extent of his knowledge and what he truly is capable has been.... Lacking due to writing. Still. Here we go! Some of these may just be like "Really? These are your top 5 faves, really?" Yup and that is okay!

I am rather fond of necromancy and so the perfected Edo Tensei is just *Chef's kiss*

Yamata no Jutsu. Giant eight headed hydra serpent? Yes. They really slept on that one and it is annoying.

Shōshagan no jutsu. Face stealing? Heh. I do enjoy some creepy psychological shit.

Saisei Nōryoku. Regeneration.

Shiki Fūjin Kai. Don't fear the reaper, baby! (Not my favourite Blue Oyster Cult song for ref. I do like Veterans of a Psychic War though. I digress.)

Annnnd just because I now have it stuck in my head, have some music!

Totally read the question wrong... Sort of.... I still stand by my choices and mistake xD

[bridgyrose]

Weapon Buddies AU?

Initiation has passed and Weiss ends up with Ruby's Sniper/Scythe and Pyrrha's Sword/Spear/Rifle on her team. Even the crude Yang with her Shotgun/Gauntlets made an positive impression. The three got, in her 'expert' opinion very well and intricately made weapons on Beacon among the first years. Even if their owners' personalities are rather diverse.

There's also the second year, Coco, with the handbag that is somehow a minigun?!

There's plenty of beautiful people around with equally beautiful wea- wait, beautiful people?

In other words, Gay Awakening Weiss but in combination with weapons.

Weiss looked up from her textbook to watch her team as they cleaned their weapons. Normally she’d try to protest coming to the locker rooms to clean their weapons after class, but the more she saw them, the more she wanted to get to know their inner workings. 

Ruby’s scythe, as she could only describe it, was a monstrosity. The blade was longer and wider than most people used for swords, and while Ruby made sure to only use the blunt end of if, it still made her fear for her life that someone was going to get hurt with the way she spun it around effortlessly, even if most of that was her standing still and watching her partner flex her muscles. Then, there was the fact that it could transform into a sniper rifle. More practical, sure, but still meant that she had to trust her to have a steady hand. Though, with the tight grip she used to hold her weapon, and the way it was built with her own body in mind… 

Weiss shook her head to try to push the thoughts of her mind. Ruby was interesting, but she was only really interested in her weapon, not to play babysitter. Her eyes went to Yang’s bracelets of Ember Celica, and while crude for gauntlets, she did have to admit that being able to conceal them as wristbands was genius on her part. They werent all that clunky, could allow her to keep her weapons on her without issue, they definitely made her arms stand out more while showing off her toned arms without distracting. 

Weiss paused once more as thoughts of Yang, and not just Ember Celica, started to run through her mind. It had to be normal to think of your teammates when thinking of their weapons, right? Afterall, weapons are windows into a huntress’ soul, telling you about what they’re like, who they are as a huntress, and whether or not you could trust them to have your back when it really counted. 

Then there was Pyrrha and her spear that seemed to seamlessly change into a rifle she could shoot from the hip. The shield and spear combination seemed simple and a bit more primitive, but Weiss couldnt deny the way that Pyrrha handled it. Each smooth stroke, every strike she made was as precise as the last. It was no wonder she had been undefeated in tournaments all over and something of a celebrity. And the armor she wore certainly matched. The gold accenting her eyes and weapon well, the tight fight of the armor to display just the kind of athletic body she had…

Weiss caught a glimpse of the blush on her  cheeks in the reflection of one of the lockers, quickly turning away to try to hide it from her teammates. This was time for her to spend with her team to check out their weapons, to see the inner workings and finally try to find a middle ground between her and her teammates that was more than just school. Instead, every thought of her teammates’ weapons ultimately led her to thinking of them and the way they looked and moved while using their weapons, the way her heart beat as she watched them train… 

“Everything okay Weiss?” Ruby asked. 

Weiss pulled out of her thoughts and looked back at her textbook, glancing at Ruby out of the corner of her eye. “Y-yeah, I’m fine. Just… studying. Cant spend too much time with weapons, right?” 

“I’m finished cleaning mine if you want to help me put it together again.” 

Weiss’s cheeks started to redden once more at the thought of helping Ruby put Crescent Rose back together, fingers shaking as she slowly turned the page of her textbook. Her heart pounded in her chest at the thought of touching Ruby’s hand by accident while moving a few small pieces into place. “I-I shouldnt. You know, weapons are a… a uh intimate piece of technology and I wouldnt want to hurt you- her! I wouldnt want to hurt her.” 

“I know you wont hurt her.” Ruby gently sat her weapon parts down and stretched a bit. “Besides, you did say you wanted to know more about how she worked. This would be the best chance, right?” 

“I-it would…” Weiss took a breath to try to calm herself and gently ran a finger across her forehead. She paused when she noticed she felt a bit damp, cheeks still red and heart racing in her chest. Without a second thought she closed her book, packed it up and started to rush out of the locker room. “But I’m not sure I’m feeling well.” 

Yang looked up from her own weapons. “Would you like one of us to-” 

“No! I-I mean, I wouldnt want to pull you away from your weapon maintenance and I can make it to the infirmary without too much issue. I’ll let you know once I’m there, okay?” 

“If you’re sure.” 

Weiss nodded and waited until she was out of the locker room to start running down the halls and to the nearest stairwell to check herself over. She pressed a couple fingers to her wrist and counted the heart beats over a minute while keeping an eye on herself with the camera of her scroll. Once she finished counting, she wrote down the number and then checked her vitals on her scroll, making sure to run through the last time she took her anxiety medication. 

Her thoughts started to stray to a few of the other students she had seen train, Coco in particular catching her eye as her heart continued to race. She slowly slumped against the wall as she tried to only think of Coco’s weapon, finding herself thinking of the upperclassman herself and not just the weapon. With a heavy sigh, she finally closed her scroll and dropped it to the ground with a clatter. “Dammit.” 

“Something wrong?” 

Weiss looked up at Blake and sighed. “I’m fine. Just… trying to figure something out.” 

“Something I can help with?” Blake asked. 

“Not unless you can tell me what’s wrong with me.” Weiss paused for a moment, then looked down at the floor. “Besides my family name and the SDC.” 

Blake nodded and offered a hand to Weiss. “Then lets get some tea.” 

“At this hour? The cafeteria isnt open and it’ll be nightfall by the time we get to Vale.” 

“And I know a place that serves tea late.” 

Weiss sighed and put her scroll away as she stood up. “Alright, I’ll go.”

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[freshwaterbear]

visit the wiki page for wave (audience) for more fun facts!

[bellwethers]

Tough.

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[chloesimaginationthings]

Happy FNAF movie day!

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <;3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Terry Pratchett: One day he rang me up and said, "I've started a book and, I think it's good, but I haven't the faintest idea where it goes." So, I said, "All right, well, send me the pages." And I read it and wrote him back and said, "I don't know where it goes either, but I do know what happens next."

Neil Gaiman: I was pretty much nocturnal then, so I would write my chunk of Good Omens before I went to bed, and I'd go to sleep about five o'clock in the morning and I'd get up about one o'clock in the afternoon and my answering machine would be flashing on, and I'd press the button and a voice would say, "Get up, get up you lazy bastard, I've just written a good bit."

Terry Pratchett: We did it as a kind of holiday, because if it crashed and burned, nobody would notice.

[wasyago]

quiet hours

closeups under the cut :]

i really like these

[papajoolia]

drew my roommate's cat as a knight for her for christmas, his name is ghost pepper

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[mildh4nn]

THE KING OF PIRATES

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Added this as a print to buy if anyone would like to grab one as well

[spoopdeedoop]

WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP !!!

[joycrispy]

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

[nosnexus]

Neurons and fingers touching!