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Jean vs Reggaeton
This fic isnât beta readed, so I'm sorry for my bad english.
Intern (Irene) uses she/her pronouns.
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A week before the money laundry plan finished, Intern received a text message while working. It was from one of her cousins inviting to a party at a local club. She accepted, itâs been ages since she went out. The message also said she could invite one friend.
At that moment, she heard a sigh from Jean who was working near her. With the deadline approaching, he had to be sure everything went according to the plan. As a result, he looked even worse than usual, darker bags under his eyes and gaze constantly lost in his own thoughts. Then, a brilliant idea came into her mind.
âHey Jean, are you free this saturday night? Or are you going to finally get some sleep?â Intern walked to his desk.
âYou know blinking is the only way I sleepâ He chuckled. âWhy do you ask?â His eyes still focused on the screen with an almost empty coffee mug in his hand.
âWanna go out for drinks? I was invited somewhere and I'll like you to come tooâ
Jean paused his work for a moment and remembered his plan was to practice the ukulele. At first, he thought about declining since he was exhausted. However, it wasn't often when they could go out without the brothers and it would be nice to go somewhere new for a change.
âIâll go. I need a distraction or I'll jump in front of the next car I seeâ
âGreat! I'll send you the place and we'll meet thereâ She said with a smile. âBut first I'll do a new pot of coffee, we still have a few hours leftâ
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The day finally arrived and Intern was outside the building waiting for Jean while walking back and forth. This was different from the other times they went out. Normally, they'll go to drink and relax at a bar after work. She feared this hangout would make him go back home more stressed.
Her train of thoughts stopped when she saw Jean arrive and her heart skipped a beat. It was a pleasant surprise to see what he wears outside work. It wasn't anything outstanding but it made him look more handsome than usual.
âDamn Jean, you look stunning! I didnât know you had something other than your usual white shirts and black pantsâ She greeted with a hug.
âWell thank you! I can say the same about you tooâ
âOh, this old thing? You flatter meâ Intern covered her face dramatically. âNow turn around, I want to see the whole outfitâ
He complied and then said in a soft tone âReally, you do look gorgeous tonightâ
âThanksâ Said flustered, taken by surprise by the sincere compliment. âEvery once in a while we need to get all dressed up. Let's take a picture before we get insideâ
They found a spot to take a selfie and then went to the entrance. When they got through the door, they found a big crowd already. For them not to get separated, Intern took Jean's hand and guided him towards the bar.
After they got their drinks, they went to the reserved table for guests. It was on the second floor, near the stairs. Most guests were on the dance floor, which meant they were alone. Luckily, even with the rather loud music in the background, they could still hear each other.
âDo you come here often? I see you are familiar with this placeâ Jean asked after he had his drink.
âMy cousin is a friend of the owner. She likes to go out a lot and that means she dragged me here countless timesâ Intern took a sip of her cocktail. âDo you like it?â
âIt's a little different from what Iâm used to, but it has a nice ambienceâ
âJust you wait until the good music starts, it'll get even better. Believe me, you'll shake off all that stressâ
âI'll take your word for it, or you'll suffer the consequences for lying to a dangerous mafia memberâ Both laughed.
Slowly, they lose track of how long they've been talking, only being interrupted a few times by Internâs friends who came to greet her. Later, when Intern was about to get a new drink, she heard a familiar melody. As soon as she recognized it, immediately stood up and turned around towards Jean.
âDo you know how to dance?â She said looking expectantly.
âI do, but-â
âGood, you are coming with meâ She grabbed his hand and quickly led him to the dance floor.
âHey! What's the rush?â
âThe song will end! Besides, you need to experience the rest of this placeâ
They got through the crowd until they found a spot big enough for both. Intern let go of him and started dancing, while Jean remained still.
She started swinging her hips in circles, spinning around, slowly going down and up with the rhythm of the music. On top of that, she was singing loudly while pointing at him. Sadly, he couldn't understand anything the song said.
Jean stood mesmerized by this new side of Intern. She was rather calm in their everyday life, despite how crazy their work became.
Normally, it was a good thing since he needed someone who can stay grounded, but now he wished she could take this rowdy side more often. As he saw her passionately doing what she enjoys, it made him eager to start doing the same.
He snapped out of his own thoughts and decided to join her, imitating those around him. He tried to move with the rhythm but that only made him bump into other people. For his misfortune, the only physical activity he does is walk to the bus since he hasnât reclaimed his car yet. So, he failed miserably as his moves were too stiff.
Intern got out of her zone when she saw Jean's performance. This made her laugh a lot and got closer to his ear.
âJean, you lied to me!â Intern tried her best to calm her laugh.
âI'm rusty, okay? Besides, the ones I know are slower with more space to moveâ He tried to hide his embarrassment.
âLet me show you thenâ
First, she made Jean separate his feet and slightly flex his knees since itâll be easier to maintain stability and not crash with anyone. Then, he had to tiptoe forward and back in place while his shoulders swung forward. Once he got more comfortable, Intern showed how to move his hips on a circle while going down and up. This one took a little more coordination.
As time went on, Jean got enough practice and started to do it with more confidence. When Intern was satisfied with his performance, she resumed her own dancing. This shouldâve been enough for him not to humiliate himself, except that he still looked somewhat stiff.
âGive me your handâ Intern said while extending hers.
âWhat for?â
âJust trust meâ She winked.
Intern realized Jean took these lessons too seriously and proceeded to playfully make him swirl. It didnât go as smoothly as she wanted, but it made Jean laugh and loosen up. Still holding hands, he tried the same with her. Except that this time, it went perfectly.
It's been a while since she saw Jean in a good mood. He was so anxious about every single detail for the money laundry scheme, due to his head being at risk. Still, he deserved to enjoy the present.
Intern knows Jean hates his job, he always warns about ending up like him. Despite all of that, still got something out of it, the Bada brothers. Even if they don't show it often, from the way they talk and treat each other, it's obvious they care about Jean. Another thing he has now⊠is her heart.
Unexpectedly, he became someone important in her life and everything was better with him close by. That's why she felt honored to make him feel safe enough to show his hobby and really hoped he had that confidence to just be himself more often.
Intern had this attraction towards Jean for quite a while, but wasn't sure whether to make a move or not. For the most part, itâs because they work together and could bring problems for both in case he was interested.
However, tonight they weren't co-workers, they were friends and that gave her more confidence in being more direct with her affection.
Deep inside, she feared he would've been taken aback by her attitude and changed the way he treats her. But it was a huge relief that it wasn't the case, on top of that he learned about her interest.
As both were dancing while holding hands, Intern was dying to get closer to Jean but didnât want to make him uncomfortable. So, she started to move her hands at a slow pace to his shoulders, looking at his reaction. If he appears to be uncomfortable, she'll stop.
He shivered with the sudden caress, itâs been forever since he felt a simple touch like that. Despite the initial surprise, he took the hint and his hands went to her hips just like those couples around them. Upon every movement, she could feel her heart beating faster. His hands on her body gave her courage to get closer. Little by little until their bodies were almost pressed against each other.
Neither of them were paying attention to the music or people around them anymore. The only thing in their mind was the way they slowly moved together in synchrony while looking at each other.
The tension between them became painful and their faces got closer. Intern's lips almost reached into his. But all of a sudden, she stopped and pulled back. The nervousness got the better of her this time. Jean looked expectantly, but didn't move forward either. Intern had to think something quick to make the moment less awkward.
âWanna go back?â She asked while mentally beating herself for wasting this chance.
Jean just nodded and both left with regret on their faces. To forget about this, they asked for another round of drinks before going back. When Jean sits down, he realizes how fatigued he feels, they have been dancing for a long while now.
âI wasn't THAT terrible, right?â He said with a short breath as he dropped into his seat.
âYou did a good job actually! I'll take that as you had a good timeâ Intern sat and had her drink.
âI did, I feel a huge weight off my back. Although, I can't fucking move anymoreâ He sunk into the sofa.
âYou see? I kept my promise. Besides, you deserve to unwind every now and thenâ
âThank you. But, you never told me you could dance like that! Where did you even learn it?â
âHa! It's one of my secret talents. I promise, I'll teach you more next tim-â
Intern suddenly recognized one of her favorite songs blasting through the speakers and stood up again.
âI'll be right back, it won't take longâ She set down her drink on the table.
âAren't you tired?â The thought of standing up was already draining him, let alone go back.
âNot when this banger is playing, but you can stay if you wantâ
Intern rushes back while Jean watches from the second floor, still with the promise in his mind and a dumb smile on his face. Then, the words ânext timeâ echoed in his head and reality hit him.
In secret, he had been planning to leave the city after the Colombian deal was done. As much as he would've loved to run away earlier, he didn't want to leave Intern behind just like that. He finally found someone he could truly connect with, and now he had to be alone again.
A question occupied his mind. Will this truly be the last time they can be together like this?
The answer made his chest hurt but he couldn't stay for much longer. Even so, the thought of Intern wondering where he went or whether heâs okay, made the pain worse. Maybe it wasnât a bad idea to let her know about his plan.
He was looking at the distance when he saw Intern waving at him, interrupting his thoughts.
âFuck it, that next lesson has to be soonerâ Jean stood up.
He pushed his worries aside and joined Intern on the dance floor once again. If this was their last time, then he'll make it worth it.
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The song that plays when Intern gets up for the first time is "Atrévete-Te-Te" by Calle 13 (Explicit Version). And the one when they are about to kiss is "Ahora Es" by Wisin & Yandel.
If you want more recommendations for similar songs, I'll leave a few (this is just an excuse to talk about my favorites song):
¿Qué tengo que hacer? - Daddy Yankee
SaliĂł el Sol - Don Omar
Rompe - Daddy Yankee
Dile - Don Omar
El Telefono - Hector Bambino "El Father", Wisin & Yandel
Noche De Entierro (Nuestro Amor) - Hector "El Father", Wisin & Yandel, Daddy Yankee, Tonny Tun Tun, Luny Tunes
Ella me levantĂł - Daddy Yankee
#escapedaudios#escaped audios#the new jersey rats#This started with a headcanon#Jean is good at dancing slow and elegant dances#But doesn't have coordination for anything else#The next time they dance Intern will do the forbidden moves#My plan was to keep this short but ended up doing a drawing and a comic as well#I'll upload the follow up comic soon#I had some problems with the dialogue so if anyone has recommendations feel free to comment it
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If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead
#i love toxic yuri#for context i have no idea what ladypool looks like underneath the mask i havent read the comics#this is just my headcanon 𫶠i think she wears wigs like wade at the start of the movie#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#ladypool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#art#my art#fanart#digital art
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Princess in Shining Armor
#echoes of wisdom#zelda#zelda fanart#loz#loz fanart#i had this headcanon that eow zelda really likes puns#like REALLY likes them#to the point that it starts to get on links nerves bc she just wonât shut up#like no oneâs laughing#sheâs the only one giggling#I might make art about that too
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Part 6 is here! A word of advice: stay far, far away from Gotham during rush hour
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#tim having road rage is one of my fav headcanons tbh so glad I was able to include it#also I bet that most of u can tell my fav character is Tim lol sry bout that ill start focusing more on the others in the next few updates#jason todd#batfamily twitter au#dc#richard grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#batfam#damian wayne al ghul#tim drake wayne#damian wayne#damian al ghul#dc comics#duke thomas#social media au#conner kent#kon el kent#kon kent#superboy#kon el#bruce wayne#batman#batman comics#dc batman#dc batfam
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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Imagine getting absolutely railed by Sukuna and Uraume being there kneeling down by your face and holding your hand. Theyâre just knelt by your side talking you through it, gently praising you and stroking your cheek as youâre ragdolled on Sukunaâs cock <3
Theyâd call you a good little pet for being so pliant for Lord Sukuna. Stroking your hair and never truly touching you directly, but theyâd give you their fingers to suck on when you got too noisy. Seeming almost indifferent about it but the way their fingers were jammed down your throat told another story. The way that their other hand was occupied underneath their robes and their eyes were pinched a little bit in either concentration or pleasureâŠ
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#jjk headcanons#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x y/n#jujustu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#true form sukuna x reader#sukuna x y/n#sukuna x reader#Sukuna smut#true form sukuna smut#uraume x reader#Uraume smut#Iâm starting to get the Sukuna and Uraume brain rot guysđ”âđ«
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i love writing about shen qingqiu flirting with people but not knowing he does it, and never realizing what effect it has on people or when they flirt back
for instance, he doesn't quite have a grasp on the usage of flowery, poetic speech yet, so he uses it in ways that are more suggestive than he means to. he compliments liu qingge's fighting style but the words he uses are "dancing like a snow lotus in the high mountain gales" and liu qingge turns so red shen qingqiu thinks he has a fever. he also said to wei qingwei that if only he was better a guqing player he would capture the sound of his laughter (wei qingwei has a boisterous laugh and this was meant to be teasing) and wei qingwei lay awake for three nights thinking about that.
he'd try to banter with yue qingyuan in the sort of taunting style of the original sqq, but in doing so accidentally strays into "shixiong should just bring his pillow and move in with how much he visits" "well if shidi insists" territory, and he doesn't realize it.
he pretends to be jealous when liu qingge goes on a mission with someone else, saying things like "shidi is having so much fun with [other peak lord], am i not enough? has my heart been traded for another?" with a fake pout that's supposed to be playful, but that inadvertently causes liu qingge to only accept missions with him or by himself, and of course shen qingqiu keeps digging this hole deeper by then acting flattered when liu qingge invites only him to the hunt.
he also definitely goes a little shakespearean sometimes to be dramatic, but people take that serious too. one time shang qinghua was too busy to read/write with him, so he complained to whoever listened, "the cruelty of his words have ripped my heart asunder, never again will i feel joy from what has now turned to sorrow", and two days later shang qinghua asks him what the hell he said to make half of the peak lords show up angry at his house like scorned lovers
in my mind he has also made a "chain me to the bed to have your way" kind of comment about his without a cure treatment, because mu qingfang added twenty new concoctions to the list that are yucky and shen yuan doesn't like yucky things, but even he was like "hm" about that and their next appointment was a little awkward.
#sqq starts joking about becoming an atticwife and lbh & yqy take that a little too seriously#i love shen qingqiu being dramatic#as a treat#''life has left me to wander the vast desert of despair with naught but the sands of regret beneath my feet''#''oh no shizun what happened???''#''i dropped my meat bun :(''#svsss#shen qingqiu#my headcanons#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#liu qingge#scum villain
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kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post
also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....
#cps#digital art#artist on tumblr#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimharry#started has a silly warm up. ended has a 'im too deep into this follow up with a comic for goofs and gafs'#i imagine they went grocery shopping to have dinner tgt. kim would probably handling the cooking#acts of service is probably his love language yeapyeap#silly headcanon but i would imagine that Kim immediately knows that something is off when Harry starts to lag behind him when walking#even when they r not on duty i think Harry is always speedwalking in front of Kim taking the lead#ignore jeanÂŽs ugliness it was my first time ever drawing him heart emoji#and ofc this was another excuse to draw fluff
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i LOVE the way they know each other so well and keep each other in check aaa
(at this point, they're just fighting on who gets to be the mom friend in their duo)
#headcanon that the 'grover snapping percy out of zoning out' thing started in yancy#pjo#percy jackson#rick riordan#pjo fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#pjo tv series#pjo tv show#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#grover underwood pjo#annabeth chase#percabeth#grover underwood#grover pjo#percy and grover#percy#grover percy jackson#grovercy#(PLATONIC)!!
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Golden Boy (and Silver Girl) for the Kintsugi AU.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#zutara au#kintsugi au#kintsugi#fire lord zuko#katara x zuko#zuko x katara#katara fanart#katara art#katara of the southern water tribe#zutara fanart#zutara art#Lore update!#Despite adopting Kintsugi as their official practice to promote cultural superiority; Kintsugi is not inherently Fire Nation#The other nations practice Kintsugi as well. Though ever since the War started it's much more uncommon to see outside of the Fire Nation#The Earth Kingdom seal their scars in bronze. The high nobles consider it to be unbecoming so it's much more common in the middle classes.#Kintsugi is much more well received in the SWT than it is up North. The NWT believe it to be barbaric. A foreign practice adopted by the...#...less civilised South. You can imagine the outrage and scorn Katara received when arriving North with a quite noticeable silver scar.#It is the seal of a Southern Warrior. She got hers during the same raid that took Kya. Hakoda himself has quite a few...#While Sokka tried to give himself a Kintsugi scar (it did NOT go well)#The Air Nomads didn't practice Kintsugi! Theirs was a naturalist approach. Your body is yours to cherish and protect just as it naturally is#These ideas were shared with me by some amazing people! If you have any headcanon or idea regarding this (or any) of my AUs let me know!#It makes me so happy to inspire you! Even if it's just a little. I'd love to hear all your thoughts and rambles!!!
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Boyfriend Spencer Reid Headcanons! :3
âi know iâve loved you.â / âconfess i loved you from the start.â
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠runs his fingers through your hair absentmindedly as he rambles on and on about a topic, and you canât help but smile, knowing it all began with an innocent question you had posed just five minutes earlier.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠doesnât only get his coffee but also yours, even selecting a couple of pastries he thinks you would enjoy.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠takes off his cardigan the second he comes home because he noticed how youâd throw it on soon after.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠doesnât know what to say when you bring up a âmemeâ thatâs relatively easy to understandâto you, that isâbut still nods his head with a warm, loving smile, appreciating the laughter that leaves your lips from it.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠dislikes showing public affection but never hesitates to interlock pinkies with you. Whether youâre navigating through the bustling streets of Virginia to stay close or silently letting the other know that youâre there during moments of much-needed comfort.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠still feels his face flush at your compliments, even though theyâve woven themselves into the fabric of your daily routines.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠after going through a long and rather exhausting week, he comes home yearning for nothing more than to be by your side. If youâre busy with something, his chin gently rests on your shoulder. While youâre eating, he sits close, absorbing every detail as you recount your days in his absence. When youâre reading, his head finds a spot on your lap, allowing him to drift into a peaceful slumber. And if youâre asleep, heâs right there beside you, sharing the same space.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠despite having read majority of the books you recommend to him, he still takes each one from your hands with a look of interest. He decides then that reading it a second time couldnât hurt. Or maybe even a third time...
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠canât help but stumble over his words at the sight of you dressed up. The only coherent words that leave his mouth are about how breathtakingly beautiful you are.
Boyfriend Spencer Reid who⊠quite literally loves you unconditionally and irrevocably.
Likes, reblogs, and comments are always appreciated ^_^.
DT(s) â @pedrilcvr ! ౚৠ(I hope YOUâRE happy.)
#spencer reid#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid imagines#spencer reid headcanons#boyfriend spencer reid#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x reader#criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds x you#jilval#from the start - laufey
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Fuck it. *Makes the old woman cry*
#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat mirabelle#isat bonnie#isat isabeau#my art#art#Wow. I am incredibly late for this.#I started this a few days before Odile's birthday thinking I would be able to finish it on time.#But I didn't#Anyways. This is based off of a little post-game headcanon of mine.#Sometime after the game the party started having the 'feelings talk' about the loops#It eventually evolved into a conversation how they were family#Not too dissimilar to the one during the friend quest loops.#This is where Siffrin got the idea to give Odile a Familytale for her birthday.#Sorry if the text is hard to read. I had to mostly draw it out because Krita started being stubborn when I tried typing.#Aside from the last panel#isat spoilers
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(Mentions/descriptions of minor injuries, present and past.)
âThere, all good.â
âThanks, Satan.â
Your leg looked much better now that it had been disinfected and bandaged. Not that it was in bad shape to begin with.
Anyone would have thought a dire medical emergency occurred by the way everybody had leaped into action when you fell. Six of the brothers somehow managed to carry you together - one for each limb and another two on the sides to support your back - because they couldnât pick just one person to help you back to the classroom.
It was incredibly embarrassing. You closed your eyes to avoid making eye contact with any of the other students, but you still heard the hallway whispers and Thirteenâs loud laughter.
Once back inside, Lucifer immediately evacuated his seat behind the podium at the front of the room. You were placed down like a precious glass ornament. Each brother played a different role in patching you up, but you would have been fine on your own.
âThis cut kind of reminds me of one I got as a kid.â You twisted your leg around a few times to look it over. âItâs in the same spot.â
Mammon leaned against the back of the chair and grabbed your shoulders. âAre you tellinâ me you cut your leg before?â
ââŠyes?â
âFirst time Iâve heard that.â Beelzebub frowned.
Satan nodded thoughtfully, hand on chin, âyouâve never told us this before.â
âYeah, âcuz I just remembered it.â It happened so long ago that you completely forgot.
Asmodeus buried his face in his hands. âHow could you be so irresponsible?â
âI was a kid! Kids get scrapes all the time. I probably got it the same way, too.â
âYou fell? Well⊠At least it didnât scar.â
âAsmo, how dâya know that?â Mammon asked.
âBecause I know every inch of their skin very intimately.â Asmodeus smirked.
Mammon gripped your shoulders tighter. âOk! Well! So do I!â he growled.
Leviathan came to sit on the floor next to you, looking worried. He fiddled with your pants leg to make sure the hem wouldnât roll down over your bandage. âSo there were other times you got hurt as a kid?â
âI mean, yeah? Bruised my arm pretty badly one time, right here.â You pointed to the spot.
âHow come you never told us?â Belphegor asked. He was craning his head up to look at you while laying on the table, which Lucifer hadnât noticed until that moment. The eldest gave him a push.
Belphegor muttered some choice words and slunk off to get a chair of his own, which he relocated closer to you. It screeched loudly as he dragged it along the floor. Beelzebub just stared and the others flinched, but Satan and Lucifer looked ready for violence until the youngest finally plopped down.
âWeâre supposed to know everything about you,â he stated.
âSince when?â
âSince forever,â Leviathan was quick to clarify. âYou have to tell us everything, and donât spare any details.â His sentence ended there, but you swear you heard âthe loreâŠâ whispered almost imperceptibly.
âYou better not be holdinâ back on us.â Mammon shifted a bit. He appeared to be getting tired of standing, but didnât want to give up his prime real estate by your side.
âSo I have to tell you everything? Like⊠when a butterfly poked me in the eye?â
A couple of them winced.
âDid it hurt?â Asmodeus asked.
âDid you tear it apart?â Belphegor asked.
âNo, I think I was more shocked than anything? Maybe a little? And no!â You glanced down. âLevi, stop taking notes about me.â
Leviathan tutted and swiped out of the notes app on his D.D.D..
These demons and their theatrics. You couldnât help but smile. âYouâre all just overreacting, as usual.â
Satan shook his head. âNo, I think youâre under-reacting. There are lots of dangers to humans in the Devildom. You could have gotten a nasty infection.â
Asmodeus gasped, âyou could have lost your leg!â
âOr attracted predators,â Beelzebub added.
âOn school grounds? Please. At worst Iâd only attract Mephisto sniffing around for a scoop for his newspaper.â
Lucifer crossed his arms. You had faith he was going to say something sensible. âAt least this isnât as bad as that time you bruised your rear in the bath.â
There were seven scandalized gasps, including your own. âI told you that in confidence!â
Mammon was yelling in your ear, âhow come I wasnât the first to know about this? Hah?â
Asmodeus lept forward, âshow me where!â
âIs it still there?â Satan inquired.
âDo you not trust us anymore?â Beelzebub looked deflated.
âThatâs not it, Beel, I just- ack, Levi!â You shouted and shook your bandaged leg as the third-born clung to it desperately.
âIt wasnât my bathtub, right?â he practically sobbed. âAahhh, I knew I needed to fill it with more pillows. Ahhhh.â
âWhy would they be anywhere your tub?â Belphegor took hold of Leviâs collar and wretched him back. By the way he fell, it wouldnât be odd for Leviathan to get a butt bruise, too.
âIf it happened in your room, you would have been there,â you assured, knowing this would start another round of arguing.
The bell signaling next period mercifully rang. Youâd never been happier for class to start again. All that was left was to get to your usual seat, which you stood up to do.
âWoah, whaddya think youâre doing?â Mammon put an arm in front of you.
âGoing to my seatâŠ?â
âYouâre in it, sit back down.â Lucifer said.
You hesitated, giving them a puzzled look. For a moment you considered running past them. A simple cut wouldnât hold you back, but there were no scenarios where you could outrun them without magic. You narrowed your eyes and sat down as the seven surrounded you again. You got a bad feeling.
âJust make it quick.â
Other students were already starting to filter into the room. You didnât particularly want to be seen being relocated by these overly doting brothers. You grabbed the edge of the seat as four of them lifted it up, with the others griping about there being insufficient space for them to grab hold anywhere.
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Once again. A new DPxDC idea/prompt.
(Deaged! Danny, Dan, Ellie, and Jazz!)
Enjoy my random ideas.
Look.
Selina....
Selina wasn't expecting this when she decided to have some fun and do what she does best.
She just meant to sweet talk her way into Master's gala/party. Flirt and get info, maybe some blackmail. Steal away the rare cat themed artifact he had recently gotten (and also steal away his actual cat, such a lovely little diva it is too). then she was going to disappear into the night like always.
So...
Selina casted her eyes into the mirror of her car and could see the tiny children she had rescued from Master's hidden basement lab. All but one was asleep, the oldest out of them, although she seemed to be losing that fight from the way her head was falling forward, eyes closing but would jerk herself back awake when she realized she was falling asleep.
Curled up as hard and as much as they could towards the little redhead was three dark haired children, Selina mused that they'd fit right in with Bruce and his little bats/birds.
Two were near identical boys, though one seemed to be much paler than the other and if she remembered right one had red eyes and the other had blue, and the last one of the sleeping kids was a tiny toddler, a girl she heard was named 'Ellie' from the others.
Selina took note that the red head, Jazz, had finally fallen asleep a few minutes later. With a deep breath as she drove further and further away from that... that insane Fruitloop (she overheard the two boys call him that as they ran to her car) Master's place, she blindly reached for her phone and pressed a single digit on the screen, knowing it will connect to her car and call up the only person she can trust to help her with this.
"Selina." came the gravely voice after a single ring, sounds like she caught him on patrol but he seemed to be in a spot where he was okay to say her actual name over coms or she caught him before his night shift started.
"Hello Darling, I need your help with some kittens I found and to help me... Put away their terrible old owner."
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#deaged danny#deaged dan#deaged danielle#deaged jazz#Selina found the deaged Fentons in Vlad's lab basement#she was there to just steal some cat artifact her intel told her he had#she wasn't expecting the children. nor to see them with collars that apparently kept them 'in check' if they used their powers#thankfully Vlad was focused on keeping their ghost powers under his control. He was too blinded to think of stopping mundane ways to escape#aka Selina lockpicking the collars and getting the kids out of the basement without powers/abilities#PERSONAL Headcanon for this AU. Good Fenton parents that took in both Dan and Ellie after good reveal. Still bad Vlad.#Vlad got MEGA jealous at the 'perfect family' and set up something that destroyed the Fenton portal. Got Jack and Maddie killed.#and got the kids deaged. AND the explosion sent them to the DCverse.#Vlad decided to begin anew in the DCverse. started using his powers to gain money again and put collars on the kids to keep them 'in check'#He's going to be in MEGA trouble when Selina brings attention to him.#Cause Bruce isn't going to happy.
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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game
Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he canât stop a threat that originates on earth (thatâs something heâll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers werenât the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter.Â
Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entranceâŠheâs stopped.
The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his armyâs advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. Thatâs when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon canât get through yet Constantine also explains that itâs not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge.Â
And thatâs when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isnât a King Danny AU though).
And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get throughâŠ.is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game.Â
Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. Itâs like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with PokĂ©mon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and letâs play.
(The most intense card game of the Justice leagueâs life).
After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. Heâs really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely).Â
Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like âawww how cuteâ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they arenât spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.
#DPxDC#Kizzer55555 ideas#Danny makes a card game to save the world.#Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to âbeatâ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable.#keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariahâs Coffin)#A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore.#(Sorry Tuck. But itâs true).#And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you!#SoâŠbeating him. But itâs not like Danny wanted to fight soâŠhe edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too.#Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine.#Itâs based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy.#It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too.#They had SO much fun making this.#Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field.#Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak.#Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parkerâs think the three are talking gibberish.)#I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost.#Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM!#Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board.#By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges#And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS.#Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess.#But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for âšeffectâš Against invaders.#Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions.#While Danny COULD stop crime on earth heâs not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts.#The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of#Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything.#Danny is not aware they think this.#Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this.#Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.
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