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â«In sleep she sang to me, in dreams she came...â«
#the sims 4#ts4#ts4 screenshots#ts4 edits#ts4 simblr#show us your sims#sims 4 screenshots#sims community#my sims#OCs: Scylla#OCs: Effrosyni#WIPs: Project Siren#Phantom of the Opera AU#This post was meant to be way longer...#also a lot of these have weird white borders where it's supposed to be invisible and idk what to do about that#NE way HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!#here's some more toxic yuri!!!!
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness iâm sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#iâm missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now Iâm thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed heâs from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#âoh what do you think the alien squid meant by âthis time iâll beat youâ thatâs so crazyâ comment)#so hey maybe it wasnât a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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How does that sound?
#art#illustration#fanart#comic#dhmis#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis duck guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis lesley#yellow guy#duck guy#red guy#(Lesley only gets the one tag. sorry girl)#happy late dhmis birthday !#I meant to post this on the tv show day but it took longer to draw than I though it would..#I think it turned out nice though :]#I didn't use a reference until I was on the coloring stage (and also for the background of the 3rd panel) though#so if anything's off that's why#I haven't drawn these guys in forever but they're still very easy for me to draw :]#little bit of a different way of drawing them here also#I wanted to change it up a little :]#fav posts
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she looks like her apa now and iâm so normal :â)
#qsmp#art#digital art#qsmp fanart#qsmp philza#qsmp missa#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#qsmp death family#death family#i love giving my designs canon outfits and then just never using thrm#i also spent way longer on this then i meant to#but in my defense iâm sick so :P#anyway this harkens back to my post saying that missas gonna ugly cry when he sees tallulahs new model#theyâre so precious#i love them so much#also i love drawing missa my design allows him to look so silly
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"Rise leo is not canon queer/MLM-"
Be serious.
#It's does not mean he's canonically gay but he is canon queer#It's not even subtle#So it's make me laugh when ppl insist that leo is not queer#His favourite type of music is glamrock in âAlberto's returnâ he's literally dress as David Bowie#And the overall way he act is basic queer coding#I'm not saying straight ppl can't be flamboyant but he's not real#And when you write a character like that you are clearly meant for him to be a little fruity#Plus the Rise writers clearly know how coding works They did the same for Donnie and Mikey's neurodivergence#Maybe I should make an longer post for analysing the queerness in Rise#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rottmnt leo#tmnt 2018#queer#queer coding
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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is not the ghost king#so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous#so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell#it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity#and was a happy accident#but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo#and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo#danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too#danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi#hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats#those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration#and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio#dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian
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fortnite festival brainrot :)
#fortnite#midas#fortnite fanart#if midas is gonna look this much like a numetal vocalist im gonna make him one#midas fortnite#hiii i havent posted art in a long time but ive been a midas stan since ch2s2 went way longer than it was meant to and i got very acquainted#and i'm top 500 on the leaderboards for kendrick lamar's i on bass and vocals#thank u thats my fortnite resume
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stan twins the canon cptsd brothers i will always think about all your unaddressed issues that would make perfect plot fuel for your spinoff
and also the whole 'stan getting that poem by bill via a website which contrasts with bill getting one from the axolotl via a website' foreshadowing thing
like idk i would love something like su future but like more optimistic, aka not an accumulated breakdown that has to be mostly resolved off screen at the end :/// but something thats being kinda addressed throughout? (although would love to see one of them turn into a monster thats always fun lol)
stan having severe issues from his dad and those years of being homeless that we keep on getting more info on but never really getting confronted on (the drifter catalogue and tijuana incident...), him being completely alone for like twenty years when running the shack before soos comes along to the point that 1998 is noted as his low point, and him not really learning about bill+what he did to ford until ages after he killed him if he ever did get the full context
while i think amnesia and everyone seeing him as a hero actually helped with stan's 'i'm a worse version of my brother' thing its still a lingering issue too and we now got him being insecure over his own hands
ford being immediately thrown from 'being tortured by bill' to 'being stuck in the multiverse and being chased by bounty hunters constantly', him fully expecting himself to die when destroying bill, and him only now being safe for the first time in 30 years ....relatively safe, he's still in constant danger because of course he is
idk in the end the series wants them to be happy and they deserve it, its why i wasn't too worried about the book being like 'ooh bill is back!! and the book is haunting ford' thing cos i knew they'll be ok
#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#stan twins#as for the 'still on your mind' thing to me its stan literally thinking about bill despite ford resolving to move past it#or alternatively me on my same coin theory obsession lmao#me yelling and screaming at ouroboros being used to link to the axolotl and bill and how ford didn't actually keep it#which brings up even more questions about it reappearing in the shack when stan takes over#of course even if him realising about reincarnation being a thing i think its still way less to deal with than his actual issues#something something a same soul doesnt mean much when he already proved himself a better person a million times over#idk my thoughts on reincarnation as a concept is like eh??? anyway#also completely unrelated but stan writing fanfic means he knows what soos meant when he was talking about stan fics#soos seems like a gen fic writer especially with the ones we got as those promos#the train one where he comes up with a giant backstory for the setting that has nothing to do with the fic bros is super funny#but meanwhile we have stan the canonical smut writer who had to be writing it that summer#would he be a self insert shipper? would he projecting on the duchess instead? is he both???#i have many questions#then again judging from hows theres a wedding scene that he got super emotional over he might just be a shipper????#this has nothing to do with my original post#...or does it cos the axolotl last appears reacting to stan freaking out about count li--#anyway if you think this post is longer than my usual its cos i physically made myself delete most tags and put it in the actual post
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đ¶ Y'know, I fall in love with you all over again when we go on dates like this, Max.
đ° You're getting a pass for that awful pun because you're the prettiest thing this side a' the world, Sam.
đ¶ What can I say? I'm as corny as Kansas in August.
đ° And as normal as blueberry pie.
#I had such a nice time making this it was very cathartic :] Iâve been having a really horrible time lately and this was-#a way to relieve my brain at least a little#sam and max#freelance husbands#furry art#morelikesin#my art#don't steal#digital art#original#finished#also do not tag as genderbend or like terms I just love sam crossdressing don't worry about it#a wonderful guy tex beneke#and if you've gotten this far in the tags I'll get a little sappy: I've gotten a monumental uptick in interest in my work the past week or-#-so and it's really meant so much to me. I've been making and posting art on this blog for. God it's been Years and I'm a nobody#but lately I've been given such affection for my pieces and I can't believe it still. I don't know if I deserve it but I am keeping it-#-very close to my heart. a sincere and genuine thank you for making truly the hardest time in my life to date bearable again.#I've been debating if I should just give up and this gives me hope to at least try for a little while longer đ©· okay sorry for the sap
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fuckkk okay so this is the first time in a while that i've watched all of the episodes leading up to faith before watching it and man the series of events leading up to him finding out that he's dying is just so brutal.
like first he has to work a case involving the house where he saw his mother burning on the ceiling AND it turns out to involve her ghost no less. and he calls his dad for help and he's crying because he just really needs him. but his dad can't even be bothered to call him back.
and then, once that case is over and he and sammy are fighting about their dad and their dad is sending them a case via a text with nothing but coordinates in it and he and sammy are still fighting about it and about how dean always follows his fathers orders without questioning them (but what sammy doesn't know is that dean DOES know what happens when he questions his orders and even at 26 he's still avoiding that at all costs) and then they're in the asylum and sammy is saying awful things to him that he knows are at least partly true and he's pointing a gun he thinks is loaded right at dean's face and pulling the trigger. and when it's over sammy is trying to apologize and blame it on the ghost but dean knows that's not the full truth, that sammy does believe the things he said to him
then FINALLY their dad calls them and it's the first absolute confirmation they've had in six months that he's alive but he just calling to tell them to stop looking for him and to give them a case and dean's following his orders and sammy's pissed again and he's taking it out on dean and they're fighting and then sammy's leaving and it's just like stanford all over again except this time their dad isn't even there so really it's just dean that he's leaving isn't it?? and sure sammy ends up coming back and saving him in the end but dean knows deep down that he'll never be able to please both sammy and their dad and he doesn't know what to do about that
and at some point during these events, dean turns 27 and then they're on another routine hunt but it doesn't quite go the way it's supposed to and this intense pain just lights dean up and then he's floating away and the next time he wakes up he's hearing that his heart is ruined (but it's always felt a little bit ruined to him anyway) and he's going to die very soon but he's always expected to die young so he's just accepting it and he knows he'll never see his dad again and he'll never truly know what it's like to be loved by someone who really knows him and of course, he thinks sammy is just gonna leave him there to die alone
like how could anyone watch this series of events and then see dean in his little hoodie just wanting to die in peace and not love him more than anything else in the world???????
#woag this post got way longer than i meant for it to but#god i am feeling so many feelings for faith dean right now#and i haven't even started the episode yet đ©#you guys don't understand i just NEED to protect him at all costs#spn 1x12#spn 1x09#spn 1x10#spn 1x11#dean & sammy#faith!dean#spn#dean winchester#jenna.post
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sorry for no art was too busy MEETING BRENNAN ZAC AND ERIKA????????
#i didnt get a pic with zac but i did get his autograph which is huge#doxxing myself a little but i really needed to post abt this#i was front row and rverything it was amazing .. i wasnt even going to dreamhack for them i was going to watch the cs2 tournament with my#best friend and then i got an ad about dnd with brennan and i was likw WHAAAAAAAAT#i missed the finals of rhe cs2 tournament AND seeing my favorite team win live just to stand in the meet and greet line for three hours but#i have absolutely no regrets.. i wish i could post the video of my meet and greet w brennan he complimented my piercings and makeup right#off the bat before i even said anything but my name.. we had a super sweet convo#AND ERIKA WAS SO SWEET TOO! rhey brought brennan food bcs he stayed in the meet n greet for way longer than he needed to and they took#pictures and signed stuff and talked to people even tho they werent meant to be in the meet n greet for some reason.. idk why it was#only brennan poor him . but anyways i had a lot of fun it was awesome the one shot was so funny and fun i love d20#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#brennan lee mulligan#erika ishii#zac oyama#dreamhack#dreamhack 2024
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batman #428 / batman: legends of the dark knight #100
It's over. It's begun. The end of the training and the worry that he wouldn't pass the tests and make the grade, the beginning of a life with meaning. Jason smiles. A bright smile. The kind of smile Robin, The Boy Wonder should have. And he is Robin after all. For now and ever more.
âPart of me recalls him putting on his costume that first time... the look on his face... his smile... as if it were yesterday. That first time, I must keep it alive... the memory of it. Alive in my heart so that the memory of this... here now... doesn't destroy me. We're together at least. One last time together... as it should be.â
#in many ways bruce is still a boy kneeling under a streetlight and holding the corpses of the people that mean the most to him.#in others hes still a man kneeling in the rubble and holding the corpse of the person that meant the most to him.#the only difference is now the corpse is smaller and his grief is altered. he spent so long musing about what if he was the one that was#killed just to learn firsthand the pain a father will have to experience when he outlives his son.#anyways. i think its fun remembering bruce is still currently clinging to an image of his dead son.#an image that that no longer exists. an image that may never have existed.#hes clinging to the memory of his child while jason is now a young man. hes perpetually mourning the living.#c: batman | i: 428#c: batman: legends of the dark knight | i: 100#crypt's panels#posts from the crypt#batman#bruce wayne#robin ii#jason todd#bruce & jason
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can you do a chapter based on your Death!Reader and God!Brother hcs where Death wakes up from her sleep and goes to Heaven to check up on her brother's children and everyone is obviously terrified of her?
HmmmâŠIâm not typically one to do requests because the urge to write is so sporadic and random for me. BUT I have been thinking about the initial confrontation in Heaven for a while now, so here are some head cannons for that. >w>
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- Itâs a typical perfect day in HeavenâŠUntil it isnât. Having seen what had become of your realm and learning Heaven was to blame for it, youâre on your way to rip someone a new asshole.
- Screams erupt from the Angels as the ground begins to shake and the bright sky darkens. Sera and Emily rush out just in time to join the Angels in watching in abject terror as a massive pool of darkness forms on the ground, and from it slowly rises a menacing figure.
- The figure is massive, and it only continues to rise until even the tallest building barely reaches its hips. Its six long horns twist and arch toward the sky, only making the figure appear even taller. Upon reaching its full height, the figure spreads its six mighty wings, each one sporting a menacingly sharp claw and all as shrouded in darkness as the rest of the figure.
- As its wings blot out the sun further, the figure opens its many blazing white eyes; two where youâd normally expect to see eyes, a third in the center of its forehead, and dozens more scattered across its wings and body.
- Sera lost all color as soon as she saw the figure rising, and somehow lost even MORE color when the figure opened all of its eyes. She looks like she shit herself, and Emily is panicking, trying desperately to get Sera to tell her whatâs going on; sheâs never seen the older Seraph look so terrified.
- With this unimaginably imposing figure now looming over Heaven, Adam decides this is the PERFECT time to attack, having been dumb enough to think this was a Demon attacking Heaven.
- The exorcists fly up towards the figure, ready to attack. This only angers the figure further however, and with a rumble that shakes the ground itself, the figure merely flaps its wings; creating a gust of wind so powerful it knocks all the exorcists back onto the ground.
- Itâs at this point Sera FINALLY snaps out of it, rushing to Adam in mad panic and damn nearly strangling him while telling him to call off the exorcists. Which he does, albeit with some reluctance.
- This doesnât stop him from asking Sera what gives, and her response is âAdam you absolute fucking fool, that is DEATH!â
- Now itâs Adamâs turn to look like he shit himself. âDeath? As in, âthe big man himselfâs younger sisterâ Death?? As in, âthe baddest bitch youâve EVER seen, but can kill ANYTHING by just touching itâ Death??? THAT fucking Death????â Ignoring that last statement, Seraâs frantic nodding in confirmation confirms to Adam that he has indeed fucked up. Big time. Adam then proceeds to lose all color in his face and practically cowers behind Sera as she cautiously approaches you, mentally preparing herself to be reaped on the spot.
- Back to your perspective however, youâre fucking PISSED. So pissed that you donât even notice or stop to think that most of Heavenâs inhabitants likely have NO CLUE who you are, and are likely legitimately fearing for their lives. Meanwhile for all the older Angels and Angelic beings whoâve been alive long enough to have known you before you went to sleep, like Sera, theyâre all still very much afraid, but itâs more in line with the âoh shit momâs home early and she saw the mess we made in the kitchen, sheâs gonna kill us!â kind of fear.
- The fact that they sent exorcists at you makes you even angrier. Like for starters, how fucking weak do they think you are that you could be stopped by just some low level Angelic beings with pointy sticks?? And then the audacity to even attack you to begin with, like THEY werenât the ones who fucked up and youâre just some kind of strange intruder needing to be slain?? The INDIGNITY of it all!
- Your voice booms throughout Heaven, making even the ground tremble at the sheer intensity of it. âWHO DID IT?â Youâre met with only silence, so you ask again with more force. âMY REALM IS A COMPLETE MESS WITH MILLIONS OF DISPLACED SOULS RIGHT NOW. SO AGAIN I ASK, WHICH ONE OF YOU FLAT FOOT CHILDREN DID THIS?!â
- Sera replies, voice trembling slightly. âAreâŠAre you talking about the exterminations? âIF THAT IS WHAT YOUâRE CALLING THIS MOCKERY OF MY WORK, THEN YES.â Sera looks visibly confused and concerned. âButâŠThat SHOULDNâT be possible!âŠThe exterminations KILL the Sinners; their souls should be gone, not stuck in Limbo! There has to be some kind of mistake here!â
- Hearing this, you canât help but let out a brief but harsh cackle, making the ground jolt from the abruptness. âDEAR YOU HONESTLY THINK A SOUL COULD BE SO EASY TO DESTROY? A SOUL IS A POWERFUL THING FOR A REASON CHILD, IF THEY WERE SO EASILY DESTROYED THEN NONE OF YOU WOULD BE STANDING HERE BEFORE ME NOW!âŠSO ONCE AGAIN, WHO. DID. THIS?! AND SO HELP ME, IF I HAVE TO ASK AGAIN THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.â
- Whilst Sera is dumbfounded by this revelation, Adam sees a golden opportunity to save his ass and points at Sera. âI-It was her! Yeah it was all fucking HER idea! I-I tried to tell her it was stupid, b-but she just REALLY wanted to go down and kill those bast- Demons! Yeah she REALLY wanted to kill all those poor Demons, can ya fucking believe this shit?!â
- Before Sera can defend herself, the darkness seems to intensify, and she can just FEEL every one of your eyes glaring daggers into her. âSERAâŠYOU SIGNED OFF ON THIS?? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, I EXPECTED SO MUCH BETTER FROM YOU! I LEFT EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS FOR HEAVEN AND HELL TO WORK TOGETHER TO SORT SOULS FOR THIS VERY REASON! AND NOW BECAUSE OF THESE BARBARIC âEXTERMINATIONSâ, YOUâVE COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE BALANCE I WORKED SO HARD TO CREATE AND MAINTAIN. I HOPE YOUâRE PROUD OF YOURSELF, BECAUSE IâM CERTAINLY NOT!â
- Itâs a strange and mildly amusing sight to see the head seraph get scolded like a misbehaving child by this massive dark entity. But here we are anyway!
- At one point during the tongue lashing youâre giving to your niece, Emily buts in and asks for an explanation for whatâs going on; having not heard Seraâs previous explanation to Adam apparently.
- Your temper flares for a brief moment, and you just about launched into another lecture at the little shit who DARED interrupt you. But upon seeing Emily, you softened considerably, seeing that she was young and TRULY didnât understand what was happening.
- âAHâŠI APOLOGIZE DEAR, BUT I DONâT THINK I RECOGNIZE YOUâŠCOME CLOSER LITTLE ONE SO I CAN SEE YOU.â You slowly crouch down and lower your hand, offering Emily to climb onto it. Emily is hesitant, obviously a bit scared of you. But Sera encourages her to go to you, she knows that you wonât hurt Emily and itâs high time she meets her aunt anyway.
- With the small seraph in hand, you stand back up to your full height and bring her closer to your face. Now FINALLY able to see her properly, you speak. âYOUâRE FAIRLY YOUNG FOR A SERAPHâŠYOU MUSTâVE BEEN BORN DURING MY SLUMBER, AND IN THAT CASE I APOLOGIZE THIS HAD TO BE OUR FIRST MEETING. TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME CHILD?â
- Her voice trembling slightly, Emily tells you her name and then asks who you are and asks if youâre a seraph like her and Sera. The innocent question gets a genuine laugh out of you, and despite it shaking the ground itâs a lovely sound. âOH CHILD, I AM FAR FROM BEING A SERAPH. THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY YOU WOULD THINK THAT. YOU WERE ALL MADE IN MY IMAGE AFTER ALL.â
- Seeing the visible confusion on Emilyâs face, you elaborated. âLONG AGO, YOUR FATHER WANTED TO SHOW HIS APPRECIATION OF ME. SO FOR HIS FIRST SENTIENT CREATIONS, THE SERAPHIM, HE BASED THEM ALL ON ME.â Emily looks surprised, and follows up by asking how you know God.
- You give another genuine laugh at her question. âSWEETY IâM HIS YOUNGER SISTER, I AM âDEATHâ, THE GODDESS OF WELLâŠDEATH. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME âDâ OR âAUNT Dâ, MOST OF YOUR SIBLINGS DO.â Emilyâs mind is blown âWait! YOUâRE aunt D?! Sera told me all kinds of stories about you before you went to sleep, like the time you got into an argument with Father over his invention of the âSnuggieâ. I never thought Iâd get to meet you!â
- âIT WAS LITERALLY JUST A BATHROBE YOU WORE BACKWARDS, AND I STILL CANâT BELIEVE HE THOUGHT THAT WAS AT ALL CLEVER.â You huff, feeling amusement and mild irritation at that memory.
- âSPEAKING OF YOUR FATHER, WHERE IS HE?â Sera speaks up, having managed to recollect herself, and explains that no one has seen or heard a word from God since before you went to sleep.
- The irritated snarl that leaves your throat sounds like thunder and shakes the ground, making everyone tremble with fear. âTHAT LAZY BASTARD HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, WATCH HIS DAMN KIDS, AND HE COULDNâT EVEN DO THAT?! NO WONDER THIS ALL HAPPENED THEN, HE LEFT YOU ALL UNSUPERVISED!â
- Bending over, you carefully set Emily down before standing back up. âI HATE TO CUT MY INTRODUCTION SHORT, BUT APPARENTLY I NEED TO GO AND HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOUR FATHER.â You stare pointedly at Sera and continue. âDONâT THINK THIS MEANS YOUâRE ENTIRELY OFF THE HOOK EITHER. WHILE YES, YOUR FATHERâS ABSENCE IS MOSTLY TO BLAME FOR THIS DEBACLE, YOU ALSO KNOW BETTER THAN TO DO SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS. WE WILL BE DISCUSSING THIS MORE ONCE I FINISH WITH YOUR FATHER, AND IF I COME BACK AND FIND OUT YOU HELD ANY MORE OF THESE âEXTERMINATIONSâ I WILL TURN YOU INTO A HOLLOW! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?â Looking at the ground, Sera nods and says âYes Auntie DâŠâ
- Satisfied with that response, you bid everyone farewell and slowly melt back into the ground, completely disappearing. Once youâre gone, the sunlight is back and itâs as if you were never there.
- Now the seraphim have to soothe the murmuring crowd while Sera starts attempting to get in contact with Lucifer to let him know that âHey Aunt D found out about the exterminations and is NOT happy about it. She just got done yelling at me, and now sheâs on her way to go read Father the riot act. Just warning you now because once sheâs done with him, youâre probably gonna be next.â
- Lucifer receives the message and is now frantically trying to create peace offerings in hopes theyâll make you more amicable, while also preemptively planning his own funeral in case the peace offerings donât work.
- Meanwhile in Godâs palace, God is currently relaxing in an elaborate hot tub and watching American football on an absurdly large TV whilst drinking wine like itâs water. Heâs pretty drunk and having a grand time yelling at the TV.
- His fun is interrupted through by you literally kicking in the door and storming in, youâve shrunken down to your smaller size so all your features are actually visible now and not covered in darkness as you glare at your older brother with an intensity that could peel paint.
- God startled momentarily before seeing itâs you and giving you a dopey smile. Heâs also in his smaller form, so that makes things slightly easier for you. âOhhh heeeyyy Death!âŠYou startled me thereeeâŠItâzzzz beeen awhillle, huh?â You scoff at his slurred speech, in disbelief that he could be so drunk right now.
- âYes, it HAS been awhile. Good to see that you still choose to spend your days getting completely wasted instead of tending to your children.â You answer tersely, and God rolls his eyes. âZzstill the saaame old ssstuck up bitchâŠTha kidzz are fahine Deee! Yyyoou should cohme haave ah drink wib meee.â
- You ignore Godâs offer for a drink and cut right to the chase. âNo, your kids are NOT fine! When was the last time you checked in on them?! Do you even know what theyâre up to right now??!â God dismissively waves his hand and chugs more wine. âI juzzt checked on thhhem ah couple decades aghooo..Theyârrre prohably makinnn neeewh liffe.â
- âGod that is a load of shit, and you know it! I was JUST down in Heaven, and the seraphim told me that you havenât seen or spoken to ANY of them since I left to take my nap eons ago! And furthermore, while youâve been in here drinking the day away, your children have COMPLETELY destroyed the balance we created! Theyâve been mass slaughtering Demons annually for millennia now, and Limbo is a complete disaster right now because of this!â Hearing this, God looks down at his bottle of whine, embarrassed, and mumbles an awkward âohâ.
- Silence hangs heavy in the air for a moment before God clears his throat and says. âZzsoooâŠYouârrree NNOT gooing to drink wiff me?â At this you snap and snatch the wine bottle from God and chuck it at the TV, smashing the bottle and the TV. God shouts in anger but before he can ask you wtf that was for, you just lay into him. Calling him a deadbeat and pathetic excuse of a deity.
- âHow can you just sit in here day after day, while your CHILDREN are out there causing such mayhem! Do you not love your children all??!â God is shouting back at you, his anger having sobered him up some so heâs not slurring as much. âHow DARE you accuse me of not loving my children! I would giive ANYTHING for them and you know that!â
- âThen fucking ACT like it!! Donât just sit in here and rot your mind with booze and TV!â God growls. âI donât need you to tell meee how to handle my children! Why do you even care?! Itâzzz not like theyâre yours anyway!â
- âI care because they are part of MY family, and I want my family to be safe and happy, something that you couldnât give less of a shit about apparently!â God throws his hands up at this point âWell what do you want from me Death, go hhhold their handz?! My children are ALL capable of thinking and being on their own, they donât NEED me to do shit for them!â
- âThat doesnât mean that they donât still need you there emotionally! But with the way you act maybe itâs best you ARE never there! After all, what use could any of them get from your pathetic drunk ass!!â This clearly struck a nerve as God points back at the door you came in through and roars at you to get the fuck out of his house. Growling, you give a harsh âFine!â and tell him he can sit and be a drunk deadbeat all he wants because youâre done with him and his shit, and heâs NEVER to contact you again unless itâs in regards to his children or business.
- You stomp out of Godâs palace and return to Limbo, wanting to start working on getting things cleaned up and cool off some before you go check on things in Hell.
- Once youâre gone though, God slumps his shoulders and hangs his head. With your venomous words echoing his head, he summons another bottle of wine and begins chugging it while he trudges into his bedchambers.
- He flops down onto the bed and picks up a framed photo and slowly brings it closer to his face. Itâs an old photo, one taken shortly after God created the first few seraphim. You and God are both standing next to each other, arms around each otherâs shoulders and leaning in close while the first seraphim all stand in between the two of you. Everyone is absolutely beaming, and God looks especially happy; so proud of his creations.
- Tears drop onto the photo as God remembers how things used to be back then, back when he was actually NEEDED by those around him and wasnât just some brand figure whoâs only job is to smile and wave. Even as he slowly sets the photo down, tears continue to fall and he holds his head in his hands. ââŠIâm sorry Iâm so damn uselessâŠHopefully youâll forgive me somedayâŠNot that I deserve it thoughâŠIâmâŠso fucking sorryâŠâ No one is there to hear Godâs sobs, and eventually he passes out. Heâd rather be dreaming of happier times anyway.
#damn this ended up being WAY longer than i intended#and with a bit of angst no less!#god isnât a bad guy heâs just SUPER depressed and suffering an existential crisis#basically after creating the angelic beings he didnât really have to do anything anymore#because the angels were able to create and think on their own#so there isnât really anything for god to do now because the angels can do it themselves#with so much time on his hands he started questioning his existence and what he was even meant to do#he feels completely useless because he truly believes that if he isnât constantly creating things then he has no purpose#he deals with this by holing up in his palace and drinking himself silly and getting high#he has not told you this primarily because he doesnât know how#heâs much like his son lucifer in that heâs not great at discussing his feelings#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x death! reader#death reader#i like to imagine the seraphim have a group chat and sera just posts in it like âaunt d found out about the exorcisms. weâre all dead.â#and it starts blowing up with everyone freaking out and trying to figure out wtf theyâre gonna do#lucifer is preparing for the ass whooping youâre gonna give him
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in which boothill drags convinces ami to finally go see her sister
#hsr oc#honkai star rail oc#really wanted to make a comic but then i got lazy halfway through loooool whatever#this was meant to be longer but again. laziness.#part 2. will come soonâŠ#i get scared making and posting these kinda things because i always feel like everyoneâs ooc WEGSGHEHG#boothill wants the best for his friends but also. has to do it in a way that causes chaos#iâm queueing this#ami
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Vampire Taivan Vampire Taivan Vampire Taivan Vampire Tai--- the comic is based on @novelconcepts vampire au yj fanfic !!
đđŒthe link to novelconceptsâ post to the fic âš
SOOO since i couldn't finish this during halloween (it was a spontaneous decision... i didn't even mean to draw a comic, the pages just started appearing... !!!!) i decided to not rush w/this and wow would you look at that, the pages doubled (4) but right now here's the first 2!
#yellowjackets#taivan#taissa turner#van palmer#novelconcepts#fic art#yellowjackets fanfic#harun art#aaaa this took way longer than i meant to#it was supposed to be doodle-ish but it's somewhere between polished and sketch-y dfjijfg#granted i was also working during the days.... well NIGHTS i drew these#BUT YEAY the first two pages are finally post worthy lmao#i'm just.... A BIG FAN#the way the au feels so.... NATURAL for these two#and i just really enjoy how you write tai and van#i'll stop here so i don't spoil incase someone wants to read the fic asjifgjog
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im being so so brave but also i am gripping you by the shoulders and leaning in and letting you know i am so tired of being brave
#my job has invented new and even more agonizing ways to make itself stressful to endure#and that isn't even counting the fact that i've now seriously fucked up my wrist transporting 30lb boxes up and down stairs#or the fact that i occasionally get piercing shoulder pains if i'm not super careful about how i use the hand truck#or the fact that whenever i come home on mondays my entire lower body is so sore that i can't move beyond a weak shuffle#it's the fact that my boss has no sense of organization#so my supervisor and i are basically salvaging or starting from scratch every week#it's the fact that some of our clients are asking for things we're not even contracted to provide#like access to our company materials or additional resources outside of our scheduled bookings#and that there's this constant looming threat of 'ohhh don't be bad at your job!! or else we'll lose our contract with these people!!'#but 'bad at your job' in this case means 'not bending over backwards to accommodate the least accommodating circumstances possible'#like 'hey you need to lead this training exercise meant for 20 people except actually you only have 4 people'#'and actually none of them are familiar with the prerequisites for this training or have any experience with the skills'#'and also none of them want to be there and half of them just Don't Do These Things as a rule'#'and if you try to make them do anything they don't want to do (even if it's literally the point of the training) they Will leave'#'and then we will no longer have enough clients to pay you'#like. what am i doing. this company was not designed to work with this format. we're not an arts and crafts group or a club meeting#hi so i wrote this post before starting weekend work prep#it has been 3 hours now#im still not done#i haven't eaten and my wrist hurts so bad#i need to.................. take a break................................
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