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jeysbaby · 1 year ago

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First of all, this is a porn

#roman reigns #This man needs to stop #Someone needs to stop him #It's just a normal video but for me to put me in the hospital very fast #Have you seen those hands?#i’m gonna cry

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kochei0 · 10 months ago

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

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gongyussy · 9 months ago

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it #and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes.....#does he have a licence for those #the mythology the politics the sectarian strife the hijra community and outsiders... he wove so many things together so beautifully #and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me.#and also he took his shirt off multiple times.#monkey man #dev patel #vipin sharma #spoilers #long post #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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adriles · 1 year ago

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man #legendary warrior

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mischievous-thunder · 4 months ago

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The morning after Althea had to spend yet another sleepless night because of the two freaks:

Meanwhile Logan:

P.S. Neither of the two idiots was drunk.

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readerconfused · 1 year ago

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The other gods: Hades is the king of the dead, he is bad, he was definitely the one who did it all

Hades: hi guys, sorry for the tortuous path it takes to get to my house, would you like some pomegranate juice? A snack?

#That's my favorite uncle #“he was tricking the boys” let the man have a hobby #He just needs to stop this habit of kidnapping women it's starting to become a habit #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo #hades pjo

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wasyago · 2 months ago

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tango doodles

first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly

#i need to stop drawing all the faces in 3/4 this is just silly.#gahh #anyways yes! im still on my quest to make tango look at least a little older #because every time i hear his voice the image in my head doesn't fit the sound at all.#dude has a raspy voice that doesn't exactly fit a little guy. if i could id draw him with more realistic proportions but i cant.#because um. reasons.#i can't just give up on my creachur cmon now...#ive noticed recently i tweaked a lot of my designs to be less cartoony. not sure if i like that actually. hm.#man i keep saying stuff like 'oh i gotta make weirder designs' but then i do the exact opposite??? huh?#i should stop trying to be normal. it's really hurting my image #GOD anyways. tags under the post yes.#tangotek #my art #sketch

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rapidhighway · 6 months ago

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more.

#dark sonic #knuckles the echidna #kissing them on the forehead goodnight #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic fanart #digital art #fanart #art #ummm when your best friend accidentally absorbs the chaos emeralds or somethin an now he cant stop turning dark or super amirite ahahaha #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk id put them in a stressful enough situation to make my man sonic angst enough to go dark and then kinda berserk also cause i love that #ehehheeeeee <33333333333333333333 #ight i need to go to sleep so bad i feel like shit

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hana-no-seiiki · 6 months ago

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yandere! husband who’s so fucking in love with you that even dreaming about kissing another person makes him wake up in cold sweat, rushing to the bathroom to wash his lips raw.

funny how even as he proceeded to surround himself with water, only the guilt drowned him.

#i read that one gojo fic called infidelity #immediately stopped when he kissed another woman #i wanna know how it ends but it’s too painful for me to read #fuck man #i need comfort #hns.txt💬#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere imagine #yandere fic #yandere oc #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yandere husband #male husband

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tankuare · 14 days ago

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Andrew was such a yapper when he was on his meds I like to think that when Neil and him get comfortable in their relationship he goes right back to yapping 24/7

#Neil noticed when Andrew stopped talking in tkm #he’s a yapper at his core #and we need to nourish that #andrewminyardsaidsskibidi2025 #literally #all for the game #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #neil josten #andreil #aftg #kevin day #the raven king #all the kings men #nora sakavic #aftg headcanon #aftg fandom #andrew minyard the man you are

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umblrspectrum · 15 days ago

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happy solvermas

#cause t. no actually if christ is the son of god and the solver is god then it'd be like uzimas #quick sketch i pulled out of my ass yesterday to see if i could get myself out of art block/burnout/whatever ive got going on #v was added after cause i had no idea how to work her into the scene #implied nuziv or something look man im just desperate about this ship #and i dont know how to draw fluff or whatever #im so bad at romance i dont know how to express it #but i've been desperately trying to draw nuziv for the past months #i think this is actually like some of my best linework yet im really satisfied with everything right now #been a long time since i've felt that #turns out the “stop overthinking every pixel of the expressions and just draw the approximation the audience will get the jist” approach wo #ks #something something n is the star of their life. tree light chrismtas #it is taking. All of my restraint right now #to not be So Mean to all of you #You Don't Even Know #I Could Do Something. I Might Still.#art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones v #serial designation v #murder drones cyn #i need liam to explain whether cyn and the solver are the same person already so i can tag them appropriately its driving me nuts #oh yeah cyn got a plush core to chew on by the way #the idea of giving her a chew toy was rolling around in my head and i think its a very funny visual so here we are

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jjkyaoi · 2 months ago

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by the way. people are allowed to complain about this season feeling rushed. i don’t know when it became a thing in this fandom to completely jump people who have valid complaints like YES arcane is a fantastically produced and beautifully animated show and nobody will be able to top it but they did start things with some characters only for it to never go anywhere so it can all be wrapped up in three episodes 😭

#anyways being critical is not a bad thing i think we need to stop labeling it as evil man..#arcane #arcane spoilers #jinx #arcane netflix #league of legends #arcane act 3 #like nothing was resolved in caitlyn and vi’s relationship or in caitlyn’s entire arc. they just threw in a change OUT OF NOWHERE #after building it up so much #isha’s death had no point #jinx’s development had no point #vi’s character was completely stripped of everything by the end #i don’t even want to talk about sevika bro #people being like. ‘it would’ve made sense if they had more time #arcane critical #so you admit they shouldn’t have tried to cram so much into so few episodes then right #you admit they should’ve extended it to make it more cohesive #ooookay.

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punkitt-is-here · 1 year ago

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"people shouldn't call themselves x or y because it makes me uncomfortable" well. Get over yourself lol. Skill issue

#whether u are calling yourself a femboy or a fag or whatever like. come on man #you can be uncomfortable nobody can really stop that. but at some point you just need to Get Cool or Get Out #my posts

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eeniiart · 4 months ago

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mischievous-thunder · 1 month ago

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Justice for poor little Jimmy bear!

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hai-nae · 7 months ago

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hey i finished it, and here's a tiny preview from one of the things that got (rightfully) flagged from like an hour ago. that is the fastest customer service ive ever received here, my post got flagged in under 5 minutes and my appeal got denied in under 30 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all those spicy wips will have to be clipped way heavier and then posted on twitter ig 😂

how am i supposed to sleep knowing tumblr lets p*rn bots fly by, but my censored shit gets struck by lightening like zeus himself was waitin for my dumbass head to poke outta my burrow.

i cant stop giggling, this site is truly a mess 😂😂😂 edit; forgot i can edit, here's the twt link https://twitter.com/definedead1/status/1805276961347960996

#ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod mw #mw #my art #i keep laughing christ i need to be in bed god rofl #oh man tho they were right im not kiddin it was very obvious but at the same time lmao couldnt see nothing and i used the label #its been 30mins since denied appeal as i get rdy for bed and I STILL CANT STOP GIGGLING ahahah

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