#Someone needs to stop him
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rvllybllply2014 · 6 months ago
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Hello the wheels and the sandal?????
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nufc-carraville · 19 days ago
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“You said it so pretty.”
…which could mean nothing?
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chapel-of-rizztual · 2 months ago
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Phantom is such a humper. He’ll hump anything, furniture, pillows, countertops, people. And he’s never ashamed when he gets caught. It’s almost daily the other ghouls have caught him rutting down on the arm of the couch or gone to wake up him only to find him with his pillow between his legs. One time Dew found him in his bed with his blanket bundled up between his legs and a pair of his use underwear over his face. Rain had once walked in on him in bathroom rutting against the edge of the sink, the mirror above him slightly fogged up from his panting. Mountain had banned him from the greenhouse after catching him trying to hump a fucking plant pot. No one could cuddle up with him without the risk of having their thigh humped by him. He had a problem, they all knew it, but somehow they never made any attempts to stop him.
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livwifeofkarl · 5 months ago
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jeysbaby · 1 year ago
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First of all, this is a porn
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rorygilmoreh4ter · 1 year ago
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july 20th, 2024 will go down in history as the day glenn howerton RUINED MY LIFE.
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padfoot0216 · 2 years ago
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Buck - I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
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buckyeagan · 1 year ago
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Does Paul Mescal realize he’s ruining my life with the roles he takes?
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captain-jale · 5 months ago
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Ma che c'è questo cazzo di New format ???
Mini finale alle 9 della serata?
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atlasveiled · 5 months ago
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What does Rook have in his pockets? Rocks, so many rocks it is not funny. Where does he keep finding them? Most of his carry weight allowance is dedicated to his cool rocks. He has a problem. Whoever loots his body when he finally carks it is going to either be very happy with their new rock collection or very pissed off he had nothing but rocks in him.
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ackerlyyyy · 1 year ago
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gojo in jjk254 but nanami version 💙
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dutchgp · 1 year ago
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Pierre trying to commit murder mid race
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zorangezest · 7 months ago
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thanks for listening
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junkdrawerfan · 12 days ago
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One thing I am getting a bit tired of in batfam fanfics is Tim being “morally grey” or being able to work with morally grey people for the wrong reasons.
Tim Drake is the moral center of the Bat Clan. He was introduced to pull Batman back when he got too close to the line. He does the same for Dick and other heroes throughout his runs. He believes in Batman’s code.
The point—the whole point— of Red Robin is Tim testing his moral code (Batman’s Moral Code) and choosing to reaffirm that code with his own reasons. He tries to kill the man who killed his father, gets close, and then stops it because he can’t kill, even if it might be justified like taking down a dangerous serial killer who purposely targets superhero’s families. He takes up the mantle of the fallen Robin (Red Robin) as a preemptive punishment because he believes he’s going to break the code and then proceeds to save, help, trust, and befriend people because at his core he can never become the Fallen Robin — no matter how much he tries to push himself over that edge or to logic his way out of empathy.
Tim Drake believes in the no kill rule because Tim Drake believes in redemption and second chances and helping people even when they don’t want to be helped.
And that is why he can work with morally grey people. That’s why he can make friends with League Assassins and work with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. It’s why he has, arguably, the closest relationship with Jason (depending on the run of course) and see the best in Jason. It’s why he advocates for Cass’ redemption when she’s fresh off the league. It’s why he has a good relationship with Helena (that’s her little brother!) and Selina.
Tim can work with morally grey people because he believes in the best of them. He believes in their redemption and their ability to chose the right thing. He will offer his hand again and again no matter their background or their past choices or if they hurt/betrayed/tried to kill him. It’s why he can forgive and move forward.
Tim is like Bruce at his best. Their moral code allows for a million chances because they are, at their core, optimists playing at cold rationality. Tim and Bruce would never have become heroes without that optimism and empathy. Bruce for obvious reasons. Tim because if he didn’t see the best in people, he would have tried to take Batman out himself before Bruce could become a killer.
Tim Drake is a menace. He is the superhero community’s favorite little brother. He has issues with boundaries and internal foot-in-mouth syndrome. He is off putting and socially inept and makes up for it with pure sincerity and practicing social behavior because he cares (The Handshake! Y’all know what I’m talking about!)
He’s been damaged by his time as a cape. He’s not as trusting as he used to be. He’s changed and grown as a character from the naive 13 year old who tracked Dick Grayson down at Haly’s circus because he just wanted to help. He has contingency plans for his best friends and his family at 17+ when at 15 he swore he never would.
But he is still, at his core, a good moral person who believes in redemption with an eternal optimism that defies the logic and rational he clings to.
(Side note: Tim is far more trusting than Bruce.
It’s why he has more positive relationships with lots of people, not just morally grey people. Even if his trust is damaged, he’s not Batman. He can never become Batman. Him becoming Batman, not just wearing the cowl but becoming him, is Tim’s Bad Ending because that is a Tim who lost his hope and empathy and trust to the darkness.
Bruce can withstand that darkness and cling to his optimism even as he lacks trust. Even when he needs reminders of why he does what he does.
Dick can too. Dick is Batman’s true heir because Dick can be a Batman who hopes and trusts even when consumed by Darkness (even when Bruce was dead and he was drowning under the cowl because of his grief, he still thanks Babs and teaches Damian that it can get better but that’s a meta for another post).
It is one of the fundamental differences between the three, in my opinion.)
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quadrantadvisor · 8 months ago
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Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.
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He closes Wikipedia.
That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.
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lycankeyy · 26 days ago
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Funniest thing about Tenna is for how much he's very sympathetic and also probably didn't fuck over Spamton as hard as he implies he still is very much a corrupt businessman. My man abuses NDAs. He forces people to sign contracts without letting them read the fine print that seems to more or less imply that he owns them. All of his employees hate him so much that if you fail to recruit a single one of them they're fully content to just leave him to die. In Susiezilla they all risk getting fired for the chance to beat the shit out of him actually
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