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uas-art · 2 months ago

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💚💚 cilantro, my love! 💚💚

#Leshy would eat Laundry detergent and we all know it.#Apparently I and my mom have the gene variation that causes the soap thing but cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me.#Cult of the lamb #Leshy #Colt #Comic #This is such a bad joke.

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miniaturecatmentality · 1 year ago

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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visit-ba-sing-se · 1 year ago

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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

#So what if my last refuge is bad jokes #Every Day i get Emails #And have to make phone calls

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xamitras · 6 months ago

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For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

#There are 2 missing from 2015 and 2016 but those are between God and me #I lost the scanned version of the last #thats why the picture is taken with my phone #so these are from 2017 to 2022 #I'm pretty proud of them #over the garden wall #otgw wirt #otgw #You can tell I was a fan of the Bad Ending AU back then...#a friend of mine once joked that I drew them closer and closer with every passing year #that at some point they would end up kissing #wwww #maybe the next one is a kiss of judas reference #who knows #my art

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astrogirlythings · 8 months ago

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problemnyatic · 7 months ago

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"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.

"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍

#“I've solved it! We just kill all the Bad People so all the Good People can live safe happy undisturbed lives 🥰” That's Fascism.#If your solution to wrongdoing is to just kill evryone who's Too Evil then your only problem with concentration camps is who's in them #“The world would be a better place if *I* was in charge of who lives and who dies.” That's Not Very Fucking Leftist Of You.#Your only problem with the evil empire is that you're not in charge of it. Your politics are a joke and your ethical backbone is liquid.#problemnyatic thoughts

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orionfrommars · 3 months ago

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