#This is so fucking funny
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nevershootamockingbird · 2 days ago
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[ Image One: A color photo of a lake on a clear day, with trees and mountains on the other side.
Image Two: A color photo of the same lake, but this time there is a bridge railing visible. Written in green marker is the phrase "Wolf Pussy" / End ID ]
The picture I sent my mom:
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The picture I sent my husband:
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dulcetmclaren · 14 hours ago
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he locked in
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ribstongrowback · 5 months ago
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hey i can't make it to Sorry For Visiting Wanton Destruction Upon Your Populace For No Reason Day yeah uhm its just that like you didn't invite my war crime friend and i think its kinda fucked up that you did that
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frontseatpocket · 1 year ago
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get panini pressed, idiot
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#i love how kant is constantly shaking like a chihuahua in his presence #and bison prob doesnt get sus over it bc thats just the general effect he has on men.....................
i LOVE bison he is sooo unhinged that it gives me (and kant) whiplash. like he literally pulls a gun on his bf and his baby brother and then brushes that off like its nothing to demand kant to carry a portable charger and THEN he goes back to flirting and being like "can i stay overrr🥺". he is reckless and sexy and dangerous and cute all at once. he carries a gun in his pocket and probably a lipgloss in the other
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eemamminy-art · 9 months ago
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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—
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I'M SORRY????
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fallen-gravity · 4 months ago
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splatoon devs: we're gonna set the big run quota at a ridiculously high number!! we're gonna make it so high that it'll force everyone to grind the event for the whole weekend! we're gonna be generous and let everyone pool their eggs together, but they'll never reach 700,000,000 eggs that easily!! we gottem!!
splatoon players, barely 2 hours into the event, already 1/7th of the way there: i'm sorry did you say something
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were--ralph · 1 year ago
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poetsinnyc · 5 hours ago
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reblogging again because the tags made me WHEEZE.
My friend said the way cameron says "let keating fry" sounds like when o'hare says "let it die" in the lorax, so now I can never see that scene the same again
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I’m going to piss myself laughing if Nintendo decides to change Luigi’s name in the West to avoid “controversy.”
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sallysbutter · 6 months ago
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From Rolin Jones' statement about the S3 Renewal (x)
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0ffisially0ll0 · 1 year ago
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its time to drink water
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mizuribbons · 1 day ago
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I SAW RHE TITLE AND WAS LIKE "wow what is THIS" AND I SAW "pink toddler" AND I WAS LIKE . IT'S FUCKIN KIRBY
AITA for punting a toddler into the sun?
(Canon compliant fan fiction written right here, right now)
So this pink toddler I constantly get crushed by decided to eat my cake and then take a nap in my throne. So I punted him into the sun.
Turns out, he survived, big shocker, and after a sequence of 6-8 worlds full of wacky e10+ hyjinks and comic violence, he came to my front door and beat me up.
But he totally ate my cake first! Just ignore that I got the cake by stealing it from him...
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nekrosmos · 1 month ago
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I love playing Price in the Ghillie suit because even in the middle of a cement floor, enemies just don't see me. Why is there a bush in the middle of this house? Who cares, they just walk past me.
Look at him laying in the zucchinis
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bucksangel · 14 days ago
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okay which one of y’all did this
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edit: here's the link for the fem!reader version and here's the link for the male!reader version
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energeticwarrior · 11 months ago
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