#This is so fucking funny

[rabiesofficial]

[ribstongrowback]

hey i can't make it to Sorry For Visiting Wanton Destruction Upon Your Populace For No Reason Day yeah uhm its just that like you didn't invite my war crime friend and i think its kinda fucked up that you did that

[mobblespsycho100]

touden stare down

[frontseatpocket]

get panini pressed, idiot

[rowantheshittydogowo]

THE ABORTION COMIC. IM LOOSING IT

man i dont know everyone on twitter was sharing the zootopia abortion comic again for some reason and saying to redraw this panel as a ship so sure whatever heres the petalkits shadow good ending

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[serial-unaliver]

well

[fallen-gravity]

splatoon devs: we're gonna set the big run quota at a ridiculously high number!! we're gonna make it so high that it'll force everyone to grind the event for the whole weekend! we're gonna be generous and let everyone pool their eggs together, but they'll never reach 700,000,000 eggs that easily!! we gottem!!

splatoon players, barely 2 hours into the event, already 1/7th of the way there: i'm sorry did you say something

[were--ralph]

[sallysbutter]

From Rolin Jones' statement about the S3 Renewal (x)

[0ffisially0ll0]

its time to drink water

[forklift-certified-catgirl]

WHY DID THEY MAKE US STARE AT PATHETIC MEW MEW RARITY FOR SO LONG THIS IS UNEDITED

[energeticwarrior]

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Bonus:

[rexxdjarin]

this is commander wolffe and you cannot change my mind

[king-wilhelm]

Sometimes the world works in mysterious ways and sometimes Trisha paytas decides to have a kid and obliterates the royal family <3

[dontbelasagnax]

I heard it through the grapevine that Cody and Obi-Wan are kissing right now. If true please send photo evidence.