#This is partially a joke

[2econd2ight2yd]

“you can’t identify as an animal” WRONG! 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

EPIC fans: what else was Odysseus supposed to do?! Scylla was the only way home!!

Me, an intellectual: there WAS a way for Odysseus and crew to get past Scylla without one crew member dying. They previously had a bunch of Sirens at their mercy, so if they so wished, they could have used six sirens to satisfy Scylla’s price.

After all…ruthlessness (to others) is mercy upon ourselves

[transingthoseformers]

If most/all transformers can see in their altmodes does that mean in fics where Starscream puts Megatron's gun altmode up his valve Megatron can see all the way inside of there

[k3yboi]

will has a twinge in his neck = will has an injury in his neck = will has something wrong with his throat = will has something affecting his speech = will has “a weakness in the faucial or guttural organs, which precluded him from raising his voice at any time above a very low whisper” (it’s a william wilson reference 🥹 (no it’s not i’m just insane))

[akashirl]

consuming akashi seijuro to the point where i literally become him. he's my biggest inspiration but also my highest kin and i mirror his every move into my daily life. i have his exact height, the same mbti, cut my hair to match his, have some of his talking mannerisms, share the same hobbies (basketball and horseriding) and now i'm considering dyeing my hair red. would it be too crazy if we just became selfcest, i think that would be funny.

obsession goes whoosh. but also i need to become him.

[talekinesis]

Sometimes I doubt my own queerness since I tend to talk about men a lot, but then I'm presented with women like Queen Sonia

[ikkesola]

“You need to look at the writing’s on the wall”

Where? There’s no writing on my walls sir

[the-headless-horsedude]

i've said it before and i'll say it again, there needs to be a frog themed warframe

[one-and-a-half-yikes]

I have not returned to these tags in ages and I see a lack of appreciation for my gorls

Where are the Fanny pics??? WHERW ARE THE HOLLY PICS??? 😭😭😭😭

WAS I THE ONLY ONE??? WAS I REALLY RHE ONLY ONE????

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

I wonder if Kyle is getting in touch with all his contacts & doing everything he can to get his mate in Indycar 😂

[princelybunny]

I'm afraid the Top Odysseus enjoyers have grabbed my ankles and I cannot escape. I fear what this has awakened in me. If you are reading this, it's already too late. Poseidon I am so sorry, or happy for you, whichever you prefer.

[transingthoseformers]

My red flag is that I think I can fix blue eyed Knockout if I just shift the shade a little bit—

[kairithemang0]

April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media

[pigeocore]

I've seen some people posting Nickles fankids and such which is cute but we shouldn't kid ourselves about Deathklok's parental capabilities. Pickles would absolutley microdose coke and booze into the baby food to hopefully make it grow into the world's first 6 year old capable of indetectable drunk driving

[mxrmaid-poet]

next year, let’s all let Jin win by putting in 1000 hearts each and not voting a single thing for anyone else

[kenn-the-roach666]

be like me and impulsively decide to get a degree in psychology so you can psychoanalyze your favorite fictional character more accurately