#This is partially a joke

[2econd2ight2yd]

“you can’t identify as an animal” WRONG! 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

EPIC fans: what else was Odysseus supposed to do?! Scylla was the only way home!!

Me, an intellectual: there WAS a way for Odysseus and crew to get past Scylla without one crew member dying. They previously had a bunch of Sirens at their mercy, so if they so wished, they could have used six sirens to satisfy Scylla’s price.

After all…ruthlessness (to others) is mercy upon ourselves

[transingthoseformers]

If most/all transformers can see in their altmodes does that mean in fics where Starscream puts Megatron's gun altmode up his valve Megatron can see all the way inside of there

[akashirl]

consuming akashi seijuro to the point where i literally become him. he's my biggest inspiration but also my highest kin and i mirror his every move into my daily life. i have his exact height, the same mbti, cut my hair to match his, have some of his talking mannerisms, share the same hobbies (basketball and horseriding) and now i'm considering dyeing my hair red. would it be too crazy if we just became selfcest, i think that would be funny.

obsession goes whoosh. but also i need to become him.

[hischierswhore]

who cares if People confirmed it? the only people i need to confirm it are Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn themselves✋✋✋

(i’m not believing anything until it’s confirmed or denied by the parties involved)

[talekinesis]

Sometimes I doubt my own queerness since I tend to talk about men a lot, but then I'm presented with women like Queen Sonia

[ikkesola]

“You need to look at the writing’s on the wall”

Where? There’s no writing on my walls sir

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

I wonder if Kyle is getting in touch with all his contacts & doing everything he can to get his mate in Indycar 😂

[kairithemang0]

April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media

[pigeocore]

I've seen some people posting Nickles fankids and such which is cute but we shouldn't kid ourselves about Deathklok's parental capabilities. Pickles would absolutley microdose coke and booze into the baby food to hopefully make it grow into the world's first 6 year old capable of indetectable drunk driving

[mxrmaid-poet]

next year, let’s all let Jin win by putting in 1000 hearts each and not voting a single thing for anyone else

[kenn-the-roach666]

be like me and impulsively decide to get a degree in psychology so you can psychoanalyze your favorite fictional character more accurately

[transingthoseformers]

My red flag is that I think I can fix blue eyed Knockout if I just shift the shade a little bit—

[hauntedkeys]

To whoever made that one Apollyon playlist where the first song is 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton:

If you’re looking for a husband, I’m single.

[peacetheartiste]

*takes Yuri Briar by the shoulders and looks deeply into his eyes*

Yuri honey, you can be quite cute...

*does the Soul Eater 'Eugh' face*

But not your sister complex. Cut it out.

[ifiamnotyourswhatami]

When the hyperfixation on the Arab-coded character so bad it got you listening to Arab songs 😭😭🙏 Jamil babygirl I love you