#This is partially a joke

[2econd2ight2yd]

“you can’t identify as an animal” WRONG! 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

EPIC fans: what else was Odysseus supposed to do?! Scylla was the only way home!!

Me, an intellectual: there WAS a way for Odysseus and crew to get past Scylla without one crew member dying. They previously had a bunch of Sirens at their mercy, so if they so wished, they could have used six sirens to satisfy Scylla’s price.

After all…ruthlessness (to others) is mercy upon ourselves

[transingthoseformers]

We need to let Ratchet top Drift more often

[hischierswhore]

who cares if People confirmed it? the only people i need to confirm it are Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn themselves✋✋✋

(i’m not believing anything until it’s confirmed or denied by the parties involved)

[ikkesola]

“You need to look at the writing’s on the wall”

Where? There’s no writing on my walls sir

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

I wonder if Kyle is getting in touch with all his contacts & doing everything he can to get his mate in Indycar 😂

[kairithemang0]

April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media

[pigeocore]

I've seen some people posting Nickles fankids and such which is cute but we shouldn't kid ourselves about Deathklok's parental capabilities. Pickles would absolutley microdose coke and booze into the baby food to hopefully make it grow into the world's first 6 year old capable of indetectable drunk driving

[mxrmaid-poet]

next year, let’s all let Jin win by putting in 1000 hearts each and not voting a single thing for anyone else

[kenn-the-roach666]

be like me and impulsively decide to get a degree in psychology so you can psychoanalyze your favorite fictional character more accurately

[hauntedkeys]

To whoever made that one Apollyon playlist where the first song is 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton:

If you’re looking for a husband, I’m single.

[ifiamnotyourswhatami]

When the hyperfixation on the Arab-coded character so bad it got you listening to Arab songs 😭😭🙏 Jamil babygirl I love you

[transingthoseformers]

No yeah I'll admit that transformers with black pupils and white sclera freak me out a little bit

It makes their eyes just a little too humanlike to me

[brownievampx3]

All the beta trolls regress sometimes and Kanaya is ALL of their caregivers. That is all 383.

[religious-extremist]

I had to get my spiritual father’s blessing to run this blog btw. He said it’s okay to talk to you guys but to cut down on the idle talk so that’s why I never respond to DMs. Sorry, spiritual father’s instructions.

[jackiespurnell]

Always - Chapter 1 - BuckleUpCreampuffs - Agatha All Along (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

literally the fix-it we deserved (NOT MY STORY!!!)