#hayden shut up

[the-headless-horsedude]

the way that in the pink opaque, tara and isabel only met in the first episode and then only communicated through their psychic link throughout the rest of the series and didn't see each other in person and how owen watched their first episode of the pink opaque with maddy but then after that was only able to watch it through the tapes maddy left them in the dark room, not even giving them to owen in person

[haydenthewitch]

funny thing i've noticed about the cry journal is that so far all of the entries have happened after 11 pm

so it turns out i only cry afyer 11 pm

and that makes a lot of sense

[rmblythe7]

Obi-Wan so politely asking Qui-Gon’s force ghost for help when he realizes Anakin is Darth Vader, meanwhile I’d be banging a damn gong like Mushu “Rise and shine, asshole! You told me to take this kid and now the galaxy’s imploding. COME FIX IT!”

[sawiiiangeltrap]

when i tell u this is my favorite image...

[anakinsang3l]

SINFUL THOUGHTS ALERT! imo rots Ani is a smoker! idc idc idc😩 anyways he’s been on my mind while thinking about everything that will be going into the Stoner! Anakin fic, so here’s some crumbs while y’all wait for it😌 (modern au btw and i absolutely did not edit this I’m sorry guys)

**NOTE: this is not the stoner! Anakin fic! It’s a wip, but this is a quick drabble I just couldn’t get out of my mind😵‍💫**

SMUT BELOW THE CUT! MDNI. shanks:)

thinking abt smoker anakin who’s got you in his lap in just his t-shirt and nothing else!:3

he had one already lit and you asked to take a hit. initially you thought he was going to let you, but instead he brought it to his lips and inhaled hard, then flipped it between his fingers for a sec. just as you were about to grab it, Anakin’s hands seized your neck pulling you to his lips and sighing into your mouth. you inhaled *like his adorable little champ that you are!*, but alas your throat felt like lava, making you pull back with a sputtering cough. it was a good burn that had you pulsing (trust baby, he felt it). through teary eyes, you could see Anakin had a shit eating grin on his face.

“good girls wait. since you couldn’t angel, that’s why you’re choking. it’s okay, c’mere.”

intently staring at the small wet spot you made in his lap, he grabbed your hips with both hands and pulled you ever so slowly up closer. then, with one arm still snaked around your middle and his fingers gently tapping on your waist, he used his other to guide your hips, rocking you back and forth on his dick. since you were in just his tee, the feeling of your clit dragging against the bulge in his jeans was so fucking sweet that all you could think abt was going back for more. and you did.

his mind was starting to go fuzzy, not just from the high, but from how lovely your cunt grinding down on him felt. the familiar feeling of warmth was starting to pool in his gut like thick honey and he went straight for attacking your neck.

“Fuck. Can you feel what you do to me angel?”

his lips moving against your skin was like god whispering sweet nothings into your mind.

anakin mumbled a couple of other things too, but you couldn’t make out what with how quiet he said them while panting like a dog against your neck.

“Uh huh. F-feels soo good! hnngh.…what did you say A-Ani?”

each roll of his hips made you stutter because he was an ass like that and he knew it made you feel good.

anakin could n o t help it. seeing you in his t-shirt was already enough to get him going, but feeling your pussy pulse against him? in his jeans at that and the oh so small wet spot you made just from him shotgunning a hit to you had him wanting to scale the fucking walls. now all he could hear was your saccharine moans and mewls and holy fuck if the way you whined his name wasn’t enough to make a grown man cum right then and there, he didn’t know what could. He heard your question nonetheless, but answering you wasn’t his main focus just yet. his jeans were far too constricting for the occasion, so with deft hands he unbuttoned his jeans and rolled them down to his knees. (taking them off is too much work when you’re in his lap just begin for his attention)

now in just his boxers he could feel the warmth from your cunt and just how much his presence and attention made you ooze. you’re sinful and you didn’t even know it. slick soaking his boxers, Anakin’s mind immediately went on fucking auto pilot.

the slightly too slow drag of his hips turned into him thrusting up into you like a bitch in heat. if it was possible, it felt like his dick got even harder from this. thankfully the thin fabric of his boxers was still there, otherwise with how good it felt you might’ve let him slip inside. his breaths were even closer to your ears now and the sound of it sent tingles down your spine and straight to your core.

“Oh fuuuccckkk. My sweet angel, y-you don’t understand what you do to me. What this cunt does to me. Imagine, since it feels this good from the outside, what it’ll feel like when I’m doing this inside of you princess.”

that sentence alone had you keening over into his chest.

“Aniiiiiiiiii, s’too much too much.”

“I know baby, I’m sorryyyy. you make my brain short circuit and my dick hard, so I can’t help it. It’s your fault for being the pretty girl that you are.”

the friction from his dick jackhammering against your clit combined with that last part had you cumming on him in no time (that was his goal!;)) and watching you get off just from him moving below you was enough to have him finishing at the same time. With a few final harsh thrusts, Anakin bit down hard on your neck and came in his boxers with a loud groan.

“Hnnggghh. H-Holy shit. Y-your pussy, I mean my pussy, is insane.”

still trying to catch his breath, he started peppering kisses all over your cheeks and lips, and a final kiss on the tip of your nose.

“My beautiful beautiful girl. Are you feeling okay?”

“Of course, just a little tired is all.”

“Oh oh oh c’mere. Let’s get you cleaned up and ready for bed mkay?”

“Mhm”

Anakin then scooped you up from his lap and carried you into the bathroom, still holding you when he sat on the side of the tub to start your bath. While the bath was filling, Anakin had been softly petting your hair and kissing the crown of your head. You still wanted to know what he said earlier, so you decided now was as good a time as ever to ask.

“Ani?”

“Hmm?”

“What else did you say earlier after asking me if I could feel what I was doing to you?”

Anakin lightly chuckled into your hair at that and then proceeded to whisper in your ear:

“Maybe you’ll laugh or maybe you’ll be embarrassed when you hear this, but I said your pussy is my home and the walls inside of it know every single thing about me. You drive me insane love. In a good way. I mean it.”

With that he placed a final kiss on the crown of your head and turned the water off. He then placed you gently into the water and started scrubbing. After getting you all cleaned up and into warm pj’s, he then laid you in bed to get cozy while he went and cleaned himself up. Finally after what felt like a million years to you, he came walking back into the room from the bathroom with just sweats and socks on. Climbing into bed, he scooped you up so you were curled up against his chest.

“You’re so sexy you know that?”

“Says you, sweet girl.”

Lightly pinching your cheeks, he pulled you in for a kiss.

“It’s time for bed sweets, get some rest. You can ogle me all you want when you get up in the morning. For now sleep.”

Surrendering to his words, you let your head fall on his chest and you began to doze off.

Anakin doesn’t sleep much unless you’re around and there’s no one else in the world who could get under his skin quite like you do. Thankfully you get under his skin and wrap around him like a warm blanket. Truly no other feeling like it.

[duusheen]

💕

[ahsokasupremacy]

Me AF:

[fernsensei]

i swear, if you change doomguy to miss piggy in eternal NOTHING WOULD CHANGE

[evrzloargwad]

may hayden be free from both the vain empty brained tiktok fans and the friendless arrogants with a superiority complex who believe only them can understand her

[go-see-a-starwar]

What they call this: collectible Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker figure with rooted hair

What I see: an Anakin dolly whose hair you can brush

[the-headless-horsedude]

what i find interesting is that the only other person we see use the substance is an old man. its such a stark contrast between elisabeth, who's 50, and him, who's in his 70s or 80s

[st4rfckerz]

i'll forever blame alyssa for the decuntification of sam

[lacebird]

hey if someone on here is seeing hayden at an upcoming con, can you tell him that purple is a great color and that he should wear it. it would make me very happy. 'kay tHANKS 💜

[anakinsang3l]

this the one, your honor.

[sanspants-radio-appreciation-hub]

Every other episode of Shut Up A Second and/or Plumbing the Death Star

[knightlycowboy]

obi wan to anakin: we are not detectives, don't try to solve case of Who Killed Padme's Decoy, stop being horny on main

also obi wan: jumps out the fucking window to latch onto a droid sent to deliver attack worms to Padme