#knb meme

[akashirl]

*drops microphone*

[kuroko-no-cuties]

lol

[kyoya-el]

[kuroko-no-cuties]

BWAHHHHH

Kuroko’s a Disney Princess.  

 (This probably been used several times.. but I still had to.)

[mitskiplier]

is this fandom still fucking breathing

bonus:

[intofluffyshit]

I snorted so fucking hard

[akashirl]

SEIJURO AKASHI TAKE YOUR MEDICINE.

[kuroko-no-cuties]

*the GOM eating out together *

Akashi: I hope everyone enjoyed dinner. Waiter? The check please.

Kuroko:

[nikkimidorima]

He wants to show off and if Kagami's there he's 100% making it a competition

inspired by this

[kuroko-no-cuties]

*GOM Group Chat*

Akashi:

Everyone else: 👁️👄👁️❓❔

Twitter saw this first but I have a headcanon that Akashi would only understand/use memes if they were horse-related.

[ni-kol-koru]

Akashi and Hayama as the first clip and Hayama and the rest of Rakuzan as the second clip. That's how I see it ⭐️

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[lilnesahcider]

they were definitely holding hands in this art and nobody can convince me otherwise

[long-manic-nights]

We love @snorhora for suggesting this too.

Assorted OTP Questions

What is each member’s love language?

Takao: you all know this one. Acts of service and words of affirmation. Besides that's what Shin-chan needs.

Midorima: Quiality time and Gift giving (expensive lucky items)

What would they describe as their perfect date?

Takao: Movies!! Watching movies, making out instead of watching them. He's a simple guy.

Midorima: He likes going out to very nice restaurants.

Who made the first move?

If you read my fanfic , you'll know it was a very mutual, very drunk kiss.

Who is more sentimental?

People think it's Takao, but they're wrong. Midorima is a sentimental CANCER.

Which member calls the other in to kill the spiders?

Takao was, and still is, a insect kid. Midorima is extremely disgusted by them, but kills them himself.

Who falls asleep first?

Midorima puts his head on the pillow and falls asleep. Takao hates it for it.

Who wakes up first?

Midorima, every time.

Who is more more relaxed/carefree?

Takao.

What’s one way their personalities compliment one another? (Is it opposites attract or are they pretty similar?)

They're so opposites attract. Midorima is an introverted and Takao is the extrovert that adopted him and refused to leave.

Who is always cold?

Takao, because there are days he would do anything for the outfit.

Which member is always trying to bring home stray animals and which member always has to say no?

Takao is always bringing strays. Midorima makes him put them up for adoption every time.

Who worries more?

Midorima. He's always worried about something Takao-related, specially if he's not there: Did he eat? Did he get enough sleep? Did he take a sweater before going out? Does he still love him?

What are some non-sexual activities they do together?

Going to the movies.

Who would be able to talk their way out of a speeding ticket?

TAKAO WOULD TALK HIS WAY OUT OF HELL.

Who is the better cook?

Takao. Midorima is a danger to us all.

What are some things they don’t agree on?

They agree on pretty much everything, considering they are the same person on different fonts. They desagree mostly about their tastes in music and movies.

Which member is more physically affectionate?

Takao is always sitting on Shin-chan's lap or hugging him or hanging from his neck.

Which member is more verbally affectionate?

Midorima, surprisingly.

How does each member feel about PDA?

Takao: He loves it.

Midorima: He doesn't dislike it as much as he pretends he does.

Who’s the safer driver?

Takao is a 'severe danger on the road', according to Midorima, particularly because he loves driving fast. So, Midorima.

What’s each member flirting style?

Takao: Being a hottie. But mostly with looks and whispering dirty things into Shin-chan's ear.

Midorima: HE IS A GENTLEMAN, PEOPLE. He flirts exclusively by opening doors and kissing his hand.

Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing?

TAKAO LOVES IT.

Who is the cuddle initiator?

Midorima, all the time.

Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?

Introverted couple, with the sole exception of the other miracles, who are the only people Midorima likes espending time with.

Who is the big/little spoon?

Takao is the little spoon. He likes how big Midorima is compared to him.

Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason?

Oh, Takao is a force of nature who doesn't care about reason most of the time. Midorima is always there to put an end to it.

Who’s more likely to laugh at their own jokes?

TAKAO.

Who takes longer showers?

Midorima. He has a whole ritual.

Who is “more loved” by the in-laws?

Midorima. Takao's family simply adores him as much as Takao does.

Takao is well hated by his father in law, because he's an homophobic asshole.

Who is more likely to get jealous?

Look, Takao is not very fond of the many pretty girls try to flirt with Shin-chan, but Midorima simply HATES how many people wants to fuck Takao, and he's very obvious about it even when he tries to hide it and play it cool.

What was the most surprising thing they learned about one another once they started dating?

Midorima learned he was a horny teenager.

Takao learned he didn't have to be afraid of connection.

Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?

Takao stays up late, and Midorima just...carries him to bed.

Who’s messier?

Takao, but barely.

Which member is more likely to accidentally spend $300 at Target?

Midorima, because he's sugar daddy coded.

Who wanted/would want kids first?

Takao. He loves children.

Who gives piggy back rides to the other?

Midorima. If Takao is hurt or too tired or too drunk, he's always there to carry him around.

Who fell in love first?

Midorima fell so hard and fast after their first kiss.

[sparklingcurepeace]

My friend isn't particularly fond of this guy. I mean, she just thinks his character design makes him look old, that he's on drugs (😭), and she has yet to watch Knb. But I guess I didn't represent his character well enough, aheh.

She says Murasakibara looks like the dog from Fullmetal Alchemist and I haven't been the same since.

[kuroko-no-cuties]

J A I L

I keep thinking abt how tiny kuroko actually is