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help i’m very very very new to lifesteal where do i begin i just started watching squiddo bc i absolutely love their other stuff and now im vibrating at the idea of loving this smp. where do i begin.
it really depends in what way you would like to watch it!!! like idk if youre more of a yt or stream watcher. squiddo videos are very high energy (and also do a great job at representing her pov during season 5) and if you wanna get deeper into it.... the trick that worked for me was to float around in youtube until i found a few people whose videos i really liked, then run with that. as a summary of each season:
season 1: its aight theres like a few yt videos
season 2: pvp sweat season kinda
season 3: pretty well rounded season. i recommend uhhhh clownzy pov (the gay one), rekrap, vitalasy, reddoons (every s3 video playlist)
season 4: the weird beast of lifesteal. absolutely disease inducing stuff if you can stand to pour a crazy time sink into it. i recommend princezam pov. more stream based than youtube based but theres youtube vids on it too (here's a VOD directory by @myrmica) (s4 summary by @cogmented) (every single season 4 video playlist)
season 5: the one with squiddo (and by default more awesome). this season is also really well rounded and a couple people like minutetech and jumperwho joined who have fantastic videos on long arcs. i rec them. (playlist of every season 5 video thank you @irrealisms)
season 6: latest season. so far its pretty awesome and theres a few vids on it that i havent watched yet (im a stream frog lol). heres a peer reviewed intro post with frequent streamers, pov recommendations, additional resources, etc. ive been watching princezam and jumperwho whenever they stream, and other povs on occasion like chiefxd, derapchu, hannahxxrose, kaboodle, and yea
other people who dont upload as often but are really good at it are roshambogames and ashswag
here is the lifesteal smp vod archive (thank you archivists)
if you need anything cleared up feel free to ask ^w^ and happy lifestealing!!!
#asks!#lssmp#also this is based on like my own view of the server but i hope its at least bit helpful
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Hi love <33 Could u do like a (platonic) SBI x Reader where the reader's like a teenager, maybe a year younger than tommy? And they're really good with weapons, fighting and pvps? Take ur time on this or feel free to ignore this, have a great day, love. xx
AGH IVE BEEN ABSENT APOLOGIES
C!SBI and Young Fighter Reader
Platonic SBI!!
Techno
Takes to you like a good older brother.
“You know you’re better at this than Tommy. He’s gonna be really upset.”
“I’m gonna actually have to start trying. If you keep it up.”
“You’ve got the mind of a warrior, but do you have the heart.”
Would likely be nit picky about the little mistakes you make, just to give you something to work on. Overall he’d probably bring you out on hunting missions to help train you more for the outside world.
Tommy
The usual sibling rivalry he says he hates you but would fight for you.
“Why do you have to be better than me!”
“It’s not fair! Just because Technoblade likes you more doesn’t mean you’re a better fighter!”
Would likely tattle to Wilbur, or bring him into fights.
Asks for tips 24/7
Wilbur
Probably watches you and techno train.
“Be weary Techno! Y/n is getting pretty good they might just beat you out!”
You’ve probably had to help him out of more than one sticky situation.
“Geez you can handle a sword. Maybe you could teach Tommy a thing or two”
Philza
Feels inclined to protec
You remind him strongly of Techno,
“Nice shot kiddo. You did well.”
“I told you, that you could do it!”
Definitely gifts you nicely crafted swords as gifts.
Hope this is what you wanted!!
#dsmp#dsmp headcanon#dsmp x reader#mcyt#sleepyboisinc#c!tommy#c!wilbur#c!techno#c!philza#c!dsmp x reader#platonic
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happy halloween!! have some fighting headcanons! (characters, obvs)
long-ish post
etoiles!! he is a warrior at heart, honest and loyal
I would think his fighting style is heavy on the footwork and agility + doing the most damage in as little strikes as possible
visually graceful, but almost impossible to follow?
matches pace w his opponents
very much on the offensive majority of the time
heavily trained (common style of fighting, but super fucking good at it so that it seems extremely unique)
soo so unserious tho
fights for the thrill!! the only time he actually got serious was the battle against the 3 codes (where he fought code!pomme… n where he died…)
incapcitates, then kills
honorable fighter! will not play dirty
tanks
large bladed weapons are his go to (swords, scythes, etc)
phil!!! survivalist extraordinaire
picks his fights! knows when he cant win
also very movement based,, uses his wings as a counterbalance more often than not (therefore making a lot of moves that are physically impossible to normal humans)
defensive fighter, fights to incapacitate?
more unique style, as he learned from mostly himself n he refined it
efficient but an honorable fighter as well
fast. like, scary fast
keeps his emotions in check (funnels his emotions into his swings)
doesnt like fighting much (lie)
will play dirty if desperate!
tanks!
best with scythes n axes
fit!!!!!!! 2b2t historian, did you know that 2b2t is the oldest-
also picks his fights (very carefully!)
hard hitter, more on the barrage type instead of the strike n wait
on the offensive, prone to switching to the defensive tho
generally unpredictable movements (hes batshit insane)
sporadic, hard to pin down style
not the most serious fighter. taunts a lot, goes quiet when focused (first i lol'd, but then i serioused >:0)
dirty fighter!! all those years of 2b2t taught him that :D
goes for the kill when stakes are high
will play honorably IF he respects his opponent/considers his opponent a good person, but even then he'll use every trick up his sleeve to win!
although,,, he will back out of a fight he knows he cant win (and even if he could win, he'd weigh the pros n cons)
kinda,, support,,,
he makes me think of a scavenger tbh
prefers smaller, more handy weapons (axes, explosives, knives, etc)
bad!!!! totally-not-a-demon demon
im gonna say it again (its that he picks his fights)
goes for the confusion tactics (feints n tricks n misleads n misdirects etc)
similar to fit in the taunts n unseriousness n the silent focus
enjoys the hunt
falls in step w his opponents when the stakes are low
refined fighting style (had a lot of time to work on it and boy did he)
when the stakes are high,,,, his fighting seems frantic yet somehow practiced, every move is deliberate
a shadowed blur on the battlefield
goes for the jugular lolz
when he has the upperhand.. he plays with his food tbh
bites off more than he can chew sometimes
prefers the defensive
also a barrage of attacks instead of wait n strike (death by a thousand cuts kinda)
plays SO dirty its not even funny (it is a little funny..)
avid scythe user!! (likes comically oversized weapons tho, like his warhammer)
roier! idk that much abt him but ive heard that hes a great fighter as well so im gonna throw in my guesses as to how he fights
gets underestimated a lot? works on his side tho bc he is a ruthless fighter
a very emotional fighter, but uses it to his advantage
on the defense a lot, brutal on the offense??
surprisingly graceful
incapacitates
not the most refined style, but very efficient
sword guy!! but like a perfectly weighted sword? (very particular about his weapons?)
jaiden!!! havent seen her pvp much but these are headcanons so-
learned from the best! (roier)
hard hitter, zones into an enemy and doesnt let up
stays in one location, pivoting is key (stands her ground)
uses her wings to gain extra speed if she had to change locations
not super experienced, but a quick learner
very defensive
channels emotions into swings (kinda wears her heart on her sleeves tho)
goes for the kill for opponents she has grudges against?
another scythe enjoyer!!
pac! also idk that much about him but he seems ergonomic
VERY graceful fighter
underestimates himself?
footwork is very particular and careful, almost like a dance
defensive fighter
either quiet, focused fighting or screaming, crying throwing up fighting, no in between LMAO
kinda a dirty fighter as well? not super on purpose but learned it from prison times
he seems like a rapier kinda guy (swords!!!)
feel free to add on!!! esp if u have disagreements w my hcs hehe
#qsmp#qsmp fitmc#qsmp etoiles#qsmp philza#qsmp roier#qsmp pac#qsmp jaiden#qsmp badboyhalo#also to say: i know nothing about fighting LMAO Ive just consumed a lot of content that has a lot of fighting :3
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I need to get out my bleeding heart for minecraft because man this game basically created the foundation and growth of my brain however rocky and I need to tell the world because I said so.
This game is a canvas. Not a empty one mind you but a canvas nonetheless. The one presented to all to begin being a world in which they’re left to learn and discover and build or destroy all on their own. Or maybe with a friend, or many. Someone’s first experience with Minecraft likely isn’t picking it up randomly but rather being told tales by others of what they weaved with the canvas they were given.
Weather that person was as quaint to just add a few additions to the canvas; a small wooden house situated inside a cool looking cave with some silly story about a creeper and a fire. Or if this person was someone you don’t really know but they put themselves out there to show their work to the world. A completely blank canvas with only one block? Why not? A downright ridiculous looking building with the sole goal of getting melons? Sure.
These stories and art is what makes this game so special. Something so stupid and mundane like a bunch of 1 block jumps with a goofy voice over and sound effects can still be such a great and beautiful thing with heart and care. We can’t understand every work but damnit I have respect for every last aspect and one. The depths of this game truly allowing everyone have some place, from leisure to mastery. I can not mention everyone but I will cover the broad strokes and their wonders.
Firstly to the builders of Minecraft. You are the forefront and most clear of your art. It is art within the most literal sense of the word, weather it is a building with intricate detail in every crevice and corner thought out meticulously. Or those of the larger then ourselves works. Organic mythical works of dragons, people, animals and more. Builds only made to be viewed once at one angle akin to a real painting. The recreations or creations of yours dreams and hopes. Or even just the humble home and village to create a story of as you survive. Creative, builders tools, survival, challenge play throughs. You’re all artists.
Redstoners. Though siblings of builders, your work lays in numbers, timing, mechanical works. Fixing issues you created for yourself when trying to achieve a goal. It may just be making the fastest door, or the largest and you’d still manage to break so many boundaries with time. Or it is those beyond my personal comprehension. You make machines capable of manipulating the behavior of the game itself by going through the cracks found over the decade of redstone. As much as it is wizardry to myself I wish someday to learn this as well if I ever choose to go down such a path. However as of now my eyes are set on another unexpected and undermined path that is next.
PVP. One much loathed by those outside it and I am guilty of such for almost a decade but as now Iv become knee deep in the waters of it myself I also see how it’s an art. Maybe more in the martial sense as obvious but it’s still very impressive what I see and understand in it now. The functions beyond “swing sword good”; a much deeper phycological game aspect to it then seen outside and understanding the intricacies of mechanics you generally give little thought to playing normally. Just how much health does each weapon do- crit or not. How fast can a crossbow reload, watch your sprint or you might just lose. On and on. Iv gained a lot of respect for it.
Parkour. Get your parkour civilization jokes out of the way- this is probably the MOST fundamental part of the game and I find it downright magical what can be done with it. I realize I’m saying that a lot but it’s 1 am shh. Anywho it’s got all its ins and outs. The ice parkour, neos, fences, drip leaf, combined redstone and timing, trapdoors and more. I’m missing about 50 here but that just goes to show how deep it is.
Off of parkour comes our good friend Speedrunning!!! Dedication and time in its most raw. Triangulation for college? Wrong! Block game. It’s a mental load to take on and the aspect of random chance and taking everything on your shoulders is persistence and patience.
And the best part of all of this? They all come together in their own ways for hundreds nay thousands of ways to play. All without touching on the deep deep well that is servers. Skyblock players, pvpers, ice boaters, niche specialists games (Cops v Crims, Bedwars, party games, tower defense, MMORPGs, one in the quiver for my old chums out there, ect) you all have my undying interest and respect in the details and depths of what you love.
So now you have the little canvas before you. Make what you wish no matter how bad. No one will create something identical to what you choose and it’s your story to paint- no matter how lame, small, boring, bad, or ugly you might claim it to be. I want it to still be made and for you to explore whatever depths you choose. Weather that be the simple literal ones, finding a neat cave or what have you, or finding a passion buried under the rubble.
And me? I guess I’ll keep doing my thing of watching and learning about all the silly little corners this game has and mastering what I can even if that takes another decade to do. The universe loves me and it loves you too, go and create.
#sirwow ramble#Minecraft#it’s now 2 am can you tell I love this game with my full heart#ok nighttime I have a test in the morning lmao#minecraft appreciation post
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LIMITED LIFE EPISODE 1: The Basics
Where I put all the info we know about the mechanics, team-ups, base locations, etc into one location
(below cut is spoilers to LIMITED LIFE, which is series 4 of the life series. Pls don’t get mad if you read it and don’t want spoilers)
I. Participants
No ren :( I'm sad :(
Skizz is back :D
Nothing really big about this part, just that all of the soul pairs except Box Boys are here for potential refs and angst (there has already been a lot)
NOTE: I have only fully watched 6 out of the 14 possible POVs, so info regarding people I haven't watched might be limited to what the comments tell me when I make a mistake This info comes from watching these POVs and snippets of the other ones.
POVs I watched (in this order): Joel, Tango, Jimmy, Etho, Skizz, Cleo
POVs I skimmed (in this order): Martyn, Impulse, Scar
^ I will be consistently watching these POVs + Bdubs every week, however I'll probably watch others when I'm bored or if something big happens lol.
II. Teams/Alliances (from what I can gather from Episode 1)
EDIT: I originally said that Martyn and Scott were individual teams when that was wrong, it looks like they are teamed together and are called the Coral Kids. This change has been made below
Team T.I.E.S: Tango, Impulse, Etho, Skizz
Bad Boys: Grian, Jimmy, Joel
Coral Kids LBGSeas BadBouies : Martyn and Scott
Nosy Neighbors: Pearl and BigB ( + Froggy the Jellie cat)
Cwackers Cockers Clockers: Cleo, Scar, Bdubs
NOTE: Not all of these are NOW official names WAHOO
It seems like everyone is teaming with pretty much their usual crowd (ie, Jimmy/Joel/Grian , Cleo/Bdubs , Skizz/Imp/Tango/Etho) except for the notable exception of BigB and Pearl, which I don't think have teamed up together in a series before?
I could totally see Etho and Martyn teaming up after this episode, especially later in the season when TIES eventually break up.
III. Base Locations (based off of limited info from episode 1)
Team T.I.E.S seems to be basing on the edge of the main land mass underground. I can't tell if they have cows after Martyn's TNT but they have wheat and chickens, as well as sugarcane. NOTE: Etho seems to be basing close to but not WITH Tango, Impulse, and Skizz. Idk what this means but it's interesting to see what happens
Scott and Martyn are basing right next to TIES on a floating island in the ocean. I didn't watch their episodes but from Etho's it looks like they have both sugarcane and a zombie villager in a boat.
Bad Boys are basing .... *checks notes*.... on top of the woodland mansion .... made of wood .... wait? so Jimmy "our Ranch is burning down!" Solidarity and Joel "If the ship burns everything burns!" Smallishbeans are going to base on the top of the most flammable structure known to Minecraft? Okay cool.... this won't go horribly wro- oh and Cleo’s already burned the whole thing down great that lasted about 2 seconds
Cockers Clockers are based literally just at spawn. There entire thing is going to be building a stadium so they can laugh at people when they die.... I hate them (/lie)
Pearl and BigB are based between spawn and the woodland mansion on the edge of the stone cliff. I hope they slay and thrive there
IV. Mechanics
Okay so, there seems to be a lot more rules to this one than the other ones, so here's what I've gathered.
Everyone has a timer that counts down from 24 hours, this timer started when the series started
When the clock reaches 0 for the player, they are eliminated
There seems to be 2 ways to lose time: Being killed or dying. If you are killed by the boogeyman, it subtracts two hours from your time. If you are killed by natural gameplay (ie creeper, fall damage, etc.) you only lose 1 hour of time. (NOTE: it's not said how many hours are taken away if you're killed from non-boogeyman PVP, but I'm assuming it will still be 2 hours)
There is only 1 way to ADD time to your clock: kill players. When you are the boogeyman, you can kill whoever you want, and when you do you are given 30 minutes to your timer. EDIT: thanks to a comment I now have this info: If you are the boogeyman and you fail to kill a player within the 3 hours (that's how long they record for), you are dropped down to the next color life. For example, if you are a green name boogeyman and fail to kill, your time will go down to 16 hours and you will become yellow. This is the same for the yellow to red drop. (NOTE: Some ccs have said in their videos that it's + 1 hour, however Grian's intro says + 30 minutes which is what i'm going off of. Not sure if the + 30 minutes applies to non-boogeyman PVP kills, however I suspect it does)
Everyone starts as a green name, and the players turns yellow when they have less than 16 hours left on their timer. A player turns red when they have less than 8 hour on the clock
Most of the same rules apply to PVP as before: greens cannot kill anyone, yellow names can now kill green names even if they aren't provoked , and red names can kill everyone. Boogeyman kills can happen to anyone regardless of color. I suspect these rules will not be strictly followed like they have been for every season but yaknow we'll see.
V. Episode 1 Specifically
This series seems actually super cool! Here's some of the thoughts as a writer of traffic series fics and just a general enjoyer of episode 1. I like writing my opinions and these were written in real time while I was watching each POV.
🚧 NOTE: Some (like 4) of these points talk about shipping in fics.. I'll label the bullets with the caution tape emoji but I'd just recommend skipping this entire section if you get really pissed or triggered about it. Reminder that I do not ship real people, just the characters.
the Bad Boys are literally just that one (1) 100 hours hardcore episode.
Joel and Jimmy being idiots and dying is so funny, what a couple of idiots (I love them)
🚧 Boat Boys and Ranchers broke up to be with each others soulmates
it didn’t take even 20 minutes for Team Rancher and Boat Boys to break up. A real love loses moment.
I'm convinced Tango decides his friend groups based only on if there names make good acronyms. Like for sure he didn't invite Martyn to join TIES because it would have ruined the name.
Passive boogeyman Scott has left the chat. Man’s a beast.
^ Bdubs boogey first episode once again, this man can't escape the betrayer narrative
The mechanic has so much angst potential. I’m thinking a curse that slowly eats away at your body until you die. As the timer counts down, people will become more desperate to survive and that’s where alliances will fall. This season has probably the best potential for angst out of all of them, especially when people started running out of time.
just imagine with me: Tango and Etho are in a cave, Tango realizes he only has a minute left on his clock while Etho has maybe an hour and a half. Tango can't kill Etho cause it will just kill his friend immediately, so they both have to just... sit there while Tango's timer ticks by and he eventually gets eliminated by the mechanics of the game. HOW HORRIFYING IS THAT PEOPLE !!!!! I love it >:)
BEST? nah it’s team TIES now (rip Bdubs I guess)
Jimmy might escape the narrative just because of Skizz dying so much lol
I actually hate Grian for this. The fic that could be written about it is…. so much
okay but if Clockers dynamic this season is gonna be single mom with two annoying ass twins i’m all for it. I love them for this
🚧 ETHO TURNING DOWN THE ROLL OF DAD FOR BDUBS AND SCAR THANK GOD !!!! While I would love a Clethubs teamup, a nice straight happy family is not the way I wanted it to be done
Poor Skizz man. Dude was so excited to be back just to be killed twice by boogey and then die again by creeper death. Maybe HE can't escape the narrative
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of this series, and my opinion with probably change as more episodes come out, but I feel like it will be much easier to predict who will win this season than others because of the timer. like there is already a very strong likelihood that skizz will die first, just because if every kill only gives you 30 minutes, he would have to kill 10 people to even get back to normal, where as Bdubs and Scott have already killed 1 person and hasn’t died once, which means they are ahead. Basically, I think we’ll be able to see who will die first/not win very easily, which maybe will take away some of the suspense? I hope not, but that’s my thought rn.
🚧 we were SO CLOSE to a Martyn and Etho team up…. imagine the sus activity that could have happened here. I was so prepared to start writing Martho fics
SKIZZ'S COMPLIMENT TO ETHO WAS LITERALLY SO SWEET? Like it was 100% true and props to Etho for taking it like a champ. Etho really is the most likable guy in the Minecraft space, and he shines like a diamond in these kinds of thing with his friends. I'm glad Skizz took the time to recognize it and say it to his face. He deserves all the love.
🚧 if Bdubs is (maybe canonically) related to both his team members, there is little opportunities for sus mlm activity from him, and he will have to find bitches elsewhere, which might be difficult
TIES are four grown ass men and have three of the BEST redstoners minecraft has to offer and they still can't keep cows alive for more than like 5 minutes. What a bunch of losers
Okay now that I’m thinking about it, Etho might not be completely committed to TIES as it seems. I mean why would he make a base close BUT completely seperate from them? I sense some uh….. drama in the future mayhaps
I love Martyn's editing style it's great
VI. My Bingo Card (🚧)
Uh... so I did a bingo card before the series started and it's already got some good ticks off so here it is after episode 1
🚧 this bingo card contains some shipping/romance spaces, please plan your viewing accordingly
NOTE: I could have probably argued for a lot more of these, but it's no fun to check them all of in ep 1. Also, I didn't watch all the POVS (I think I watched 6/14) so there could have been some of these that happened in the other videos but I'm not watching all the POVS today so there's no point.
Wow sure glad I didn't put any Ren stuff in here (Fr I was originally gonna put a "Ren Win" space on here but thank god I didn't)
that skizz one better happen especially after today
play along if you wish! an unmarked one of these can be found if you stalk my Tumblr page far enough
VII. Conclusion
Um.... this was a really long post.... I'm sorry? I just wanted to make it because I had all this info in my head and it was spinning around in there and it needed to get it out. And maybe someone will find the first part useful! Who knows.
In real conclusion, Etho deserves the win. I don't care what you think should happen, this is what the universe wants. Yes, this is coming from an Ethogirl, and yes, I know I'm also the self proclaimed #1 smallishbeans enjoyer, but i just feel like Etho should be this seasons champ.
Even if I'm looking at it from a completely objective POV, Etho IS one of the top candidates for this specific mechanic/season. He barely dies in these games and he's generally good at boogeykills/PVP so I could see him losing very little time in terms of deaths but gaining a lot with kills. Also, no one really dares to kill him with the boogey (if we can take anything away from last life) so that too is a bonus.
#life series#limited life#life series 4#trafficblr#bdoubleo100#bdubs#ethoslab#etho#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#grian#inthelittlewood#martyn littlewood#pearlescentmoon#skizzleman#scott smajor#smajor1995#dangthatsalongname#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#tangotek#zombiecleo#bigb#impulsesv#omg i actually tagged everyone im so proud of myself#im not tagging trafficshipping because this is not primarily about shipping#I warned people about the parts that are so you can't get mad at me :)#thanks okay bye im going eat dinner
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was kind of bizarre hearing about what went down in red team having watched blue team.
they had 4 players that were from what I know strong in pvp compared with the 2 on blue.
every team has a lot of inactive players on it. Honestly its a stroke of luck that blue team had any but like 3 players on it. Of ‘active’ players there are only 4 on the team and one is gone (pac).
while watching Blue team i was genuinely shocked they were in the lead. Because if red thought they had it bad Id invite them to the hell spawn that is blues spawn. They had to travel hundreds of blocks away to find DIRT. Theres not even a chance to ‘decorate’ spawn to make it easier to gear back up because of how long and treacherous it is. Going back to spawn is a race against time and elements.
blue team did absolutely beautifully! And Tina is a major reason but everyone took on a role they could. Aypeirre pack muled and ferried supplies to the center. Bad and Tubbo put pressure on Red and Tina, Niki, Lenay, and Missa absolutely crushed it with the farms. Im not sure what happened to rivers, and luzu so can not speak for there contributions, i think they left earlier on but hooray to them too!
red team from what Ive seen, classed themselves as doomed early on but its strange because theres some serious pvp strength and technical know how on the team. Seeing how geared up Charlie was at Bads first kill was an ‘oh great’ moment in the sense of it was terrifying how geared he was compared to the rest of blue team. Charlie obviously had more starting resources and even watching his pov he was able to gear back up immediately upon respawn. That was not at all the experience for blue team.
as dreamy as green team sounds as well because of Etoiles, green team has every potential traitor stacked on there team. There spawn is a dream but many of their team dipped I think so they had fewer numbers of the team progressing.
all this to say it just was strange to hear from other perspectives particularly of those that had watched red when there was such a different view of them in the eyes of blue. I was baffled to see them in game chat killing themselves because they seemed so ridiculously strong so was curious as to what was happening there.
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Cheat Sheet: Hybrid Sorcery
So you want to play a hybrid sorcerer? Here is a quick overview. (X) - more Cheat Sheets
This series started as a reference for planning my ER characters, and also as notes for spell types. Ive tried to keep this info dense and not just list things you can pull from a wiki/build tool.
As always, I recommend the following for detailed math and specifics...
Build and Inventory Planner by sovietspaceship
Glintstone Staff math by Chrightt
Magic Schools Overview
Death
Stat: INT+ FTH min - Rancorcall (16 int, 14 fth) max - Explosive Ghostflame (42 int, 30 fth)
The most stat intensive magic school with few practical uses. Main strength is throwing out persistent homing projectiles (ie. being annoying in PvP). Besides this, Death spells are slow acting and deal very little damage.
Fia's Mist is a source of Deathblight. Only 1 other spell (Death Lightning) also has this.
Tibia Summons can be blocked by obstacles (the skeletons spawn where an invisible projectile lands).
Lava
Stat: high INT + low FTH min - Magma Shot (19 int, 10 fth) max - Rykard's Rancor (40 int, 18 fth)
The only fire damage sorceries, spells are slow acting and leave lingering damage effects. This school is very weak, if you need fire damage projectiles - consider using throwing pots instead.
Magma Shot, Roiling Magma are "magic grenades", manual aim works better than locking on.
Gelmir's Fury, Rykard's Rancor focus on flooding areas with damage hazards. They are also (arguably) less useful.
Claymen/Bubble
Stat: INT + ARC min - Oracle Bubbles (19 int, 15 arc) max - Great Oracular Bubble (25 int, 18 arc)
Only 2 spells, send out bubbles that drift slowly and explode on contact. Very efficient damage per FP but very slow acting; treat these less like ranged missiles and more like environmental hazards that you can prepare a fight with.
Oracle Bubbles are very weak, leaving Great Oracular Bubble as the 1 real spell in this school.
Great Oracular Bubble has similar damage to Comet, and works somewhat like a slow-motion version of it.
Both spells are found early, with no boss kills needed.
Aberrant
Stat: FTH min - Briars of Punishment (21 fth) max - Briars of Sin (24 fth)
Has many strange properties; FTH-only requirement, inflicts bleed and costs life to use.
very low fp cost, also surprisingly fast cast speed.
damage improved by many sources. Staff of the Guilty (+20%), Alberich's Armour (+6% per piece).
despite appearance, deals magic *not* physical damage.
Glintstone Staff Breakdown
Spell scaling comparison is vs. 60 INT on Academy Glintstone Staff (~304). In short, +50 points in damage stat given most classes stat with ~10 stat base.
Prince of Death
INT/FTH staff, has the most damage given infinite levels (80 INT/FTH). However, stat scaling is low up until ~60 INT/FTH. Consider for NG+, poor choice otherwise.
226 scaling at 35/35 or 40/30
Gelmir
INT/FTH staff, more usable than the above, but still very weak. This staff is drop-only and *very hard* to farm.
248 scaling at 40/30 or 35/35
Albinauric
The only hybrid staff with reasonable damage, scales Arc>Int. However! you still need INT for spell requirements; take note, even if high ARC + low INT looks good on paper.
293 scaling at 40/30 or 45/25
Guilty
Pure FTH staff, drop-only. Large school bonus (+20% damage for Aberrant spells).
271 scaling at 60 fth
Closing Thoughts
Hybrid sorcery is difficult to work with. And with good reason.
Sorcery is *very focused* on 'long range + magic damage'. The hybrid schools don't improve/widen your strategic options. Additionally, the most usable hybrid spells also tend to be the low req. ones.
Sorcery requirements overwhelmingly ask for INT and lots of it. Even if damage seems good, having less INT limits your arsenal.
Hybrid staves tend to have low damage
All this to say; 'INT+ splash stat' is the most reasonable build for (most) hybrid sorceries.
For example: 15 Fth lets you use 3 of 4 Gelmir spells. For most characters, that is ~5 levels. Additionally, school bonuses only need the staff *equipped*. In this case, you could Off-Hand a Gelmir Staff and cast with an Academy Glintstone for much more damage.
The 1 noteworthy exception? Aberrant spells. The staff damage is pretty decent with a *very large* school bonus. At reasonable levels, dual-wield Guilty Staves is the most damage (for Aberrant spells specifically and nothing else).
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whats your opinion of WIlis' writing in general? as someone who kinda started and ended with Shortpacked and fell off of that one late in its run, ive always thought it was pretty fun even if it REALLY "i just wanna do a Scrubs comic" at times. and had the vibe of straight white dude writing representation when it got more openly political near the end. DOA does not seem to have gotten a more deft hand in either regard, though tbf thats only from hearing it third hand from you and media forums.
I think Willis is usually a good writer nowadays. Maybe not a great one, but of all the older popular comics that it's trendy to hate on in some circles (Questionable Content, PvP, etc etc etc), I think DoA is the best. I think his attempts at representation, while occasionally clumsy or even cringe (god, the "Here's a picture of a kitten" attempt at a trigger warning), are ultimately well-meaning, and DoA is generally a pretty good dramedy strip.
He does have an issue dealing with tonal shifts, something he himself has acknowledged and made fun of in Shortpacked. In the Roomies! continuity it was trying to do serious things in his ZANY comics, but with the Dumbing of Age reboot it's more an issue of trying to do wacky comedy shit that utterly smashes the more comparatively serious tone that's the comic's baseline. So, like, Becky's dad is kidnapping her and it's treated as deathly serious even as Amazigirl is skateboarding behind them with a grappling hook. That's an incredibly difficult line to walk and he occasionally stumbles on it, so even though Dumbing of Age is a good comic 98% of the time, when it does have a bad storyline that storyline is usually completely fucking insane, which is probably why you hear about that stuff in media forums, but for every "Amber's Dad creates an evil Legion of Dads to be the final boss of book one", there's twenty perfectly cromulent "Walky and Lucy are dating and Lucy is taking it super seriously but Walky is basically just hangin' out and isn't invested at all" storylines you don't hear about.
Also there's a lot of DoA criticism that maybe misses that "These characters are assholes" is a feature and not a bug.
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any tips for getting to master ball rank for someone looking to get a gen 9 ribbon master going but completely inexperienced with pvp?
wow i saved a draft of my answer to this until i could get on my computer and totally forgot about it until now SORRY ABOUT THAT. anyways,
USE A RENTAL FOR THE CLIMB. cannot stress this enough. find a team you find easier to understand than others, rent it, and climb with it. be patient with yourself as you may take losses due to being inexperienced but if you really don’t like the team you can always swap. you cannot get the ribbon with a rental but by the time you get to master rank you cannot drop back out until the month ends, so you can just remake the team you ended up liking and toss your RM on, or hell you can just spam start battles until you get a lucky win from your opponent DQing lol
i highly recommend this because it lets you experiment with actually playing the game without having to stress about learning to prepare pokemon or building your own team. it's incredibly hard to build a team if you don't know how to play the competitive game you're building for!! experience first is the best, that's why even when starting with playing with online simulators on showdown, it's best to start with just taking some sample teams and testing the waters
also btw definitely start playing at the start of the month so you don't feel like you're racing before the ladder sends you two ranks back at the end of the month. give yourself some ample time. chill out when you get frustrated, you play worse when you're annoyed
as for finding a rental, CybertronVGC on youtube is a great place to look, pretty much all his videos are team breakdowns that always come with a rental code - definitely pick something from his recent uploads tho, some old codes are defunct. not only do u get a good rental but he explains the pros and cons of the team and does some example games so you can learn a lot from it
i would offer you a rental from the RM community but the only one for the current ruleset that’s in there at the moment is kinda weird and hard to use lol 😭 but if u need any help feel free to join our discord, we have a channel about it. i'm a mod there and you're free to ping me for anything
(i assume by completely inexperienced you mean like, with pvp specifically, not pokemon in general especially considering you're already doing a ribbon master challenge, but if you have no idea what stuff like "IVs" or "EVs" are i'd recommend just looking up a youtube guide, i haven't watched the whole thing but i assume this one is fine? there's plenty of written guides online too if you need that sort of preliminary reading, you can even just use a reddit thread, it's not really all that complex)
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Who are ur fav mcyt channels that AREN'T hermits? (Trying to find more people to watch um)
i typed out a whole response to this and then i got a notification and the post i typed out got ate hell on earth . Anyway i will be honest i haven’t watched much hermitcraft in awhile let alone general mcyt but i can def give you a couple recs !! and others are welcome to add their own in replies or wtvr if you want
technoblade - unfortunately no longer with us but still awesome videos . he’s very funny and very good at minecraft pvp and he’s one of my favorite guys overall . potato war is a great starting point if you’re not familiar with him
philza - definitely less pg than the hermits, and mostly streams rather than youtube vids, but for hermit-esque megaprojects his hardcore series is super cool (has edited videos for the whole thing too) . season 4 especially has some super cool projects, made even more so by the fact that he’s playing solo in hardcore mode the entire time . he also had a world record hardcore world that lasted 5 years before being killed by a baby zombie .there is a minecraft splash text that references this
empires smp - not an individual creator but a modded, lore-based smp currently on its second season with some really neat builds on it . had a fun crossover event with hermitcraft in february(?) 2023 . personally i haven’t watched it because of the agonies (time) but ive been meaning to for ages and a lot of people i know like it a lot . has 12 members including three hermits (pearlescentmoon falsesymmetry and geminitay) and all of them are pretty solid recs - personally out of the non-hermits i’m a very casual enjoyer of jimmy solidarity joel smallishbeans and oli theorionsound .
that’s pretty much all i’ve got for specific recs - watching mcc (minecraft championship) can be a good way to find new people to watch too ! if anyone has any other recs/things to add that i’ve missed feel free to add them lmao
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need help after a long break
i’ve started playing cookie run kingdom again after a long break of many months and im back now! theres so many newcookies and all these new events and i really am struggling to choose cookies to build and upgrade stuff and what not
ill post some of my general doubts here please help me out!
-My current team is (1)hollyberry cookie at lvl 50 (2)squid ink cookie 5 stars at lvl 50 (3)The rest are swappable between lilac cookie, herb cookie, moon rabbit cookie, sorbet shark cookie and espresso cookies
these cookies above are the only ones i have at lvl 45+ ive heard that moonrabbit and lilac are not super great cookies so im okay to swap them out! i have a bunch of rare cookies but i dont know exactly which ones to build or how to form a team, both for PVE AND PVP
im currently in the 9 world? realm? level? the sky castle one
#cookie run#espresso cookie#cookie run kingdom#herb cookie#squid ink cookie#sorbet shark crk#sorbet shark cookie#hollyberry cookie#hollyberry crk#sky castle
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alright, I read it... I don't really understand your take on Elden Ring, if it's just dark souls 3 but worse than it's still a good game also, why does it being overrated make it worse? one of them being music is really funny to me just because I've never met anyone who doesn't like music. all around you have pretty good taste 👍
have a great day :]
i KNOW, I'm so perfect in every aspect yet no one ever compliments me. i mean they do but i shrug it off with a joke or a bit and entirely forget about it. (anyways here comes a thorough explanation on why i fucking hate elden ring) (oh god i am so sorry if you're gonna read all of this) (to prefix this i wanna say you're wonderful and i hold no ill will towards you and i don't want you to feel bad about liking elden ring or fromsoft. i love you. personally. this is not parasocial)
also elden ring is shit. it being overrated is a problem because fromsoft might just get the idea to make more games unbalanced but also make them completely without challenge by adding super op items. then again fromsoft rarely ever listens to fans. they just do what the hell they wanna even if it's shit. part of the reason why i love and hate them. end game pve unbalanced as shit. having spent 60 points on vigor should stop me from dying in two hits. enemies have so much HP it's just not rewarding in any way to fight the lot of them. unless ofc you force yourself to use stupidly op starts and items. so you lose either way unless you ride past them. dungeons are unmemorable except a few actually interesting ones. the world is rather empty and besides blowing a massive hole in the ground and burning down a tree is not really affected by anything you do. all the open world is is spectacle. just a lot of sepctacle with very little gameplay. they made multiplayer unfun. not only invading. duels (rip) and arena are just a shitfest of people only using the most overpowered bullshit and when they're not, they're using fucking magic. which if you play your cards right makes you pretty much immortal. i only found one way to counter semi decent mages. it's being a mage. only time I had fun was this one time in like level 100 arena where this guy changed his entire set to mine including weapons and kicked my ass. besides that only fun in pvp is low level. mages aren't bullshit yet, people don't use the fucking rot (mostly), people are just having fun. actually not pvp, just arena, cause when you invade low level it's always going to be a gank of one regular character and two ng+7 assholes baiting invaders. but that's just part of fromsoft pvp i suppose. the 60 euro experience ladies and gentlemen. instead of balancing it, make it so unfun for one side people will just stop playing it! what else.. they added horses but no horse combat. way to go from. status effects are just taken too far. curse is still useless though except for cheaters. status effects apply through rolls and you can easily make an instaproc build. im not sure if that happened in their previous games. all of the enemies you fight are going to or have been reused. can't have sex with the fingers. 0/10 would probably play it for another 300 hours. I'm not proofreading any of that.
but the mods are great. im not buying the dlc though. it's just going to be more of the same. i mean maybe they could improve it to dark souls 3 standards but if i wanted that I'd just replay dark souls 3. im far too busy replaying Sekiro for the 50th time though aka THEIR BEST GAME BY FAR.
also ive met several people who "don't like" or "don't listen to" music. fucking lunatics, i didn't keep contact with them. also i don't just like music, I'd be dead without music. im beyond obsessed. that's why i felt the need to add it y'know. anyways love you.
#should i even tag this#im gonna tag this#I want the fromsoft dick sucking community to know my rage#elden ring#dark souls#dark souls 3#sekiro#fromsoft#fromsoftware#fromsoft games#fuck every single git gudder#just because youve got ground to stand on#doesnt mean you can knock down the people trying to stand#rant post
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Well here's my little year in review shit. Putting under a readmore for your convenience
I posted 13,080 times in 2022
That's 4,441 more posts than 2021!
39 posts created (0%)
13,041 posts reblogged (100%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@bebidocrimes
@domi-de-sade
@slyfox101honk
@pandabully
@shadowgirl-noa
I tagged 457 of my posts in 2022
#the nugget speaks - 31 posts
#ffxiv - 14 posts
#final fantasy xiv - 9 posts
#final fantasy 14 - 9 posts
#ff14 - 9 posts
#v'saka tia - 7 posts
#splatoon 3 - 6 posts
#gpose - 5 posts
#miqomarch - 5 posts
#pvp - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#you know i was gonna reblog this as a joke and then i remembered that ive had like 5 people i havent heard from in years suddenly make a pos
My Top Posts in 2022:
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so does anyone actually know how unlock the pink slopsuit in salmon run?
i can only see the green and yellow ones, but i dont really wanna buy either of them because i know about the pink one. i dont have to buy one of them first to unlock other options do i?
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since I'm seeing a lot of posts go around (again) here's my own little reminder:
yes, inking spawn is important (less so in ranked tbh but its still good to ink it a little. just dont waste time getting every nook and cranny)
no, you don't have to do it at the start of the match. you have 3 minutes to get it done. ink a bit as you go out each time when you respawn (because yes, you WILL die eventually, or at least your teammates will)
it's important to get to mid early if you know you're good at splatting because it allows you to establish a foothold while your teammates catch up
also keep in mind not every weapon is great for inking turf! something with more spread like an aerospray is better than a blaster or bamboozler
so if you see someone not inking base, don't get angry right away. maybe you and 2 of your teammates are inking, and they decided to go ahead cause you don't need all 4 players competing to ink the same turf. maybe they're a heavy splatling and are better suited for splatting (because yes, splatting is still important, just slightly less than inking turf)
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anyways please appreciate this 5 second drawing i made in ms paint when i was filled with rage at a teammate who just sat there for like 10 seconds at the corner of the map on high tide while this stupid ufo was blocking me from reviving them
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I WANT ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO KNOW THAT I JUST SCROLLED PAST THE LONGEST COLOR OF THE SKY POST EVER AND I DECIDED TO NOT MAKE YOU SUFFER AS WELL
HOWEVER
if you want to see the post lmk, i saved it as a draft just in case i need it later.
12 notes - Posted May 31, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I know people are talking about how cool it would be for Shadow to have 70s music playing in the background, but bro I am STILL waiting on some Crush 40
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Do you like pokemon competitive that much?
...Yes, if i can be honest to you here. But funnily i only tried competitive mostly on rom hacks such as unbound, radical red, blaze black and volt white, also elite 4 redux.
Competitive unbound depends on the difficulty you're playing. If you're playing on vanilla difficult it would be easy, but let me honest here.. There are 4 difficulties in unbound and i played at the difficult mode (it's the second easy mode, vanilla is the easiest one). But.. I was doomed, no joke.
I lost a few times and when i fought the champion, that i had to soft reset about 5 times and rethink the strategy over and over again. It goes same when i played radical red, i played at the easiest mode but it wasn't as easy as i thought (it wasn't harder than unbound i think). There were some battles that i think it was hard like double battles.
I remember when i was playing BB and VW.. and it was really hard because i chose the challenge mode so some trainers got a really strong pokemon with great EVs and IVs ....i think, because it was really hard to beat for me back then (around 7 years ago).
Meanwhile Elite 4 redux wasn't competitive i think, but because each pokemon got 4 abilities at that rom hack... i was doomed at the prologue lol.
I don't have NS yet, so i haven't tried PvP excpet with my brother on Fire red. If i got the NS.. i'd love to try the competitive vs the real player!
AND HERE I AM TRYING TO MAKE A COMPETITIVE TEAM FOR EACH OF MY FANKIDS WITH ZERO EXPERIENCES AND JUST FROM WATCH THE OTHER PLAYER MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I finally got to the point of being able to function enough to get back into my writing RPG again, like, GMing a 3-month long PvP campaign with two dozen players in it, and even though ive put more energy into it over the past week than I've put into anything in and I don't feel burnt out, I feel like I can keep doing it. It feels really nice, I love GMing. It's a great way to be really involved in the creation of a lot of really awesome stories without it being about me. I just get to work on the story infrastructure, at least the way that our campaigns work.
really excited about this campaign in particular bc one of my superpowers is remembering callbacks, and the way that we've set up the campaign there's so many little details that throw back to earlier moments in this campaign and a lot of previous campaigns from over the years
feels really nice, I'm really excited about it, and everyone seems really excited about it so far too
#and if somehow one of my players recognizes me: girl what were you doing at the devils sacrament <3
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