#They're friends!!!

[ceemnae]

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[what-have-i-unleashed]

so.... the murder player trio from this post a while ago.... i want to write something about them so here it goes...

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:11 PM]: OMG GUYSSSSSS!! 🖤🖤🖤 70d4y k1ll_sans 74lk3d 70 m3 ⁉️⁉️ m3 ‼️‼️ h3 n071c3d m3 😮😮😮 my 50n 15 641n1n6 53n713nc3 17'5 50 c00l 1 f33l l1k3 1 c4n d13 h4ppy n0w 💥💥

SugarWoe

[6:17 PM]: oh my god. mimi, PLEASE. i'm too old for this.

DASH1002

[6:20 PM]: what the fuck am i reading

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:21 PM]: h3h3 😁😁😁 1'm ju57 7ry1n6 0u7 4 n3w 7yp1n6 57yl3. d035n'7 17 l00k c00l?? 🥰🥰

SugarWoe

[6:23 PM]: mimi. i'm begging you. as a friend and your elder. stop this please.

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:24 PM]: y0u ju57 w4n7 70 k1ll my 51lly 5mh 😒😒😒

DASH1002

[6:24 PM]: mimi i cannot tell what you're saying i'm using text-to-speech to listen to you guys right now what the hell is h three h three beaming face with smiling eyes emoji

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:25 PM]: fine!! no more cool leet speak... for now anyway. only because dash is too busy to look at our chat right now smh 😒😒😒

SugarWoe

[6:25 PM]: thank you mimi. anyway, what were you saying?

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:26 PM]: oh right!!

[6:28 PM]: okay soooo. y’all HAVE to hear about what happened in my game today. it was WILD. i was just doing a casual run with k1ll_sans. vibing, wrecking NPCs, blah blah blah you know the drill. and out of nowhere, he turned to look at me and started to talk to me aaaaaaa 👀💥⁉️⁉️

[6: 29 PM]: it was so cool you HAD to be there!! i didn't program that in! he did it on his own! k1ll_sans is a creepypasta character confirmed yayyyy!!! 💗💖❤️‍🔥

DASH1002

[6:38 PM]: are you sure your game just didn't glitch because it sounds like one to me

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:46 PM]: dash, you’re so boring 😤😤😤 this isn’t just a bug!! he’s LEARNING. like, evolving past what i coded him to do. something big gonna happen 🖤🖤🖤

SugarWoe

[6:51 PM]: you know, mimi? this is the point in a creepypasta story where you definitely should be throwing away that copy of the game. it will haunt you.

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:52 PM]: sugar not you too 💔💔💔 why am i friends with two killjoys 😔😔

SugarWoe

[6:53 PM]: i'm a killjoy for pointing out an obvious horror trope?

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:53 PM]: YOU ARE!!

[6:54 PM]: k1ll_sans is not gonna crawl out of my screen and murder me. he’s like, my little cyber-child! he loves me 🖤

DASH1002

[6:56PM]: famous last words

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[6:56 PM]: and even if he did kill me for all the torture i put him through, i'd still forgive him 😁😁😁

[6:56 PM]: DASH 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[6:57 PM]: you're such a hater 😒😒😒 at least sugar will get me. do you, sugar???

SugarWoe

[7:02 PM]: oh, absolutely. i love the idea of your little gremlin of a creation gaining sentience just to talk to you about nothing at all.

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[7:03 PM]: (i'd ignore that last jab) THANK YOU. finally!! someone with taste!!!!

SugarWoe

[7:05 PM]: but also, if he starts asking you about things like “freedom” or “the nature of humanity,” maybe… unplug your PC for a bit.

DASH1002

[7:06 PM]: yeah before he jumps at you through the screen with his edgelord knife

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[7:09 PM]: he’d never!! 😡😡 😡 he’s my baby!

SugarWoe

[7:13 PM]: i think dash meant that you should be careful about potential malwares. nothing to worry about, i hope.

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[7:15 PM]: awww thanks for the concern, sugar 🖤🖤🖤 this is why you're my favorite non-gaymer friend 🥰🥰

SugarWoe

[7:16 PM]: i love you too mimi!

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[7:16 PM]: love you even more 💖💖💖💖

DASH1002

[7:20 PM]: sorry to interrupt the heartfelt love confessions but i'm gonna stream the game now if you guys wanna see me kick sans' bony ass again

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[7:21 PM]: hope you lose for the 67th time, detestable dash 👎👎👎

SugarWoe

[7:21 PM]: mimi... be nice...

xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

[7:22 PM]: ack sorry sweetheart (since apparently we're a thing now according to dash smh)

SugarWoe

[7:23 PM]: oh in that case you should call me sugar then :)

DASH1002

[7:23 PM]: enough flirting i'm playing the game now

SugarWoe

[7:24 PM]: sorry dash! i'm in the stream now!

[lyerra]

ngl the satou+takagi/detective boys dynamic is a bit weird (not on a bad way tho)

like these two police officers will be like sure let's have these 7 year old kids help us investigate murders nothing could go wrong!! sometimes they're like oh wait maybe we shouldn't... but then they forget so that's okay!! plus the detective boys already helped plenty in the past right???

not to mention they probably noticed there's something wrong with Conan and decided that they would not think about it too much 😭 they trust him with their lives also which like. that's a 7 year old

but like the DB really seem to like them too like I'd even go as far as to say they're pretty good friends despite the age gap which is pretty cute??

Conan himself seems to especially trust Takagi a lot and rely on him for a lot of stuff which I find important to note bc it seems to me that Shinichi used to be closer to Megure actually, him being close to Takagi is more of a Conan thing??? and likewise he also goes out of his way a lot to help him with more personal stuff (his romance) when he really doesn't have to and I don't think you'd do that to help someone you don't like...

also thinking about the serial murderer from 20 years ago case. when shiratori starts talking and satou and the DB mistakenly start to believe that Takagi is dead, ayumi/genta/mitsuhiko immediately start crying while Conan and Haibara make some really scary faces (esp Haibara who usually doesn't show how much she cares so that was a surprise to see her so deeply affected)

and when I so this scene I thought man.. they care so much

[abstractmayor]

Nyanko liking Klarion the Witch Boy is so exciting. Did u know he’s sometimes friends with Zatanna, stage magican who is also an actual magician. They should hang out and do silly shows together I think

(grabs hold of you)

[almea]

lmaooo Silver Wolf hacking the video description for Firefly's Keeping Up With Star Rail to threaten Owlbert if he ever talks shit about the Stellaron Hunters.

[alastgoodnight]

Naoya just drops honorifics with people and doesn't really do pet names, but brief entries that could be spoken once or twice include:

Her Regal Lady of the Pages

Patron Saint of Goldfish

Madam Librarian

They're all overly formal for their relationship and he just kind of thinks that's fun.

//Wait that's really cute though

[clumsy-peach]

More friends ❤️🎶

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[ditzyblues]

headphones on the tulpar cuz we don't always agree with the DJ!! (curly) #onlyfacts

[scurvyboy]

they would get along i think

[tio-trile]

Some Deadpool x Wolverines for my friend

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[max-nicoxfandom]

Me looking at fanart of characters being friends who are also friends in canon: *practically in tears clenching my first over my chest* ouhgg they're so friends

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[sennamaticart]

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