#They’re such lads

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Some bullies stole Izuku's money, leaving him unable to buy lunch. He checks his pockets, and miraculously, he still has a small amount of coins inside. It's not much, but it's enough for him to buy a treat. And there's just this limited edition All Might themed ice cream being sold in some cafés.

So he goes straight to the nearest café. And just his luck, he got the last ice cream. According to the employees, the other cafés already sold out.

Izuku is happy of course. He can't wait to try the dessert!!

But fate has another plan.

Before he even get to enjoy the first bite, he bumps against someone else running from the opposite direction. Both he and the stranger fall.

And inevitably, Izuku's ice cream splattered onto the ground.

The stranger, who happens to be a guy around Izuku's age, profusely apologized. And even more so when he notices the ice cream, which is now a puddle of melted sticky liquid. And it's beyond saving.

The guy insisted to treat Izuku on a meal. Izuku politely declined, wanting to just go back home at this point. But then his stomach made a rumbling noise.

So Izuku has no choice but to relent. Together, he & the guy went to the nearest fast food restaurant. And the guy paid all of their orders.

They talked, and Izuku unexpectedly find himself actually enjoying the guy's company.

When the topic of their conversation shifted into heroes, Izuku's inner fanboy practically came out. He went on a ramble about their quirks, strengths, weaknesses, etc.

This went for quite some time until Izuku realized that he had been dominating the conversation, now fully aware that the guy stared at him. Izuku shrunk, conscious of his habit & action. He closed his eyes, waiting for the insults, jeers & mockery. But they never came.

Izuku slowly opened his eyes, only to find the guy grinning at him widely.

The guy has the same wide grin as Kacchan, but unlike Izuku's former-friend-now-turned-bully, the guy's big smile isn't threatening. It has no malice, murderous intentions & anything associated with Kacchan.

Instead, his smile is friendly, inviting & open. Warm, welcoming.

And it was at that moment Izuku took a closer look of the guy's appearance. His spiky, bright red hair definitely made him look recognizable - at least in Izuku's eyes. There was also a faint, small scar above his right eye. His teeth were pointy & sharp. They're very much like sharks.

The guy exclaimed that he never thought of applying the heroes' quirks the way Izuku said earlier, acknowledging Izuku's brilliant analytical mind.

Before they knew it, it's getting late, so they have to part ways.

Izuku went back home with an ecstatic mood that day. And it's not until he's about to sleep that he realized he forgot to give his name to the guy (and exchange numbers with him).

AGAIN, I AM SO SORRY FOR THE GODDAMN SEVERAL MONTH LATE REPLY🥹🥲😭💀 burnout is fun💀

MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU

Kiri being so apologetic about making izuku drop the ice cream😭 and izuku is just kinda like 👁👄👁 because people are never this nice to him?!

They do go get food though, and izuku is so uncomfortable and nervous at the beginning, but kiri is determined to make it up to him! (It’s the manly thing to do)

Eventually, kiri cracks the boy! He’s a nerd!!! He loves heroes!!!! That’s great, kiri loves heroes too! He’s not a nerd, but izuku is really smart and he admires him so much!! He’s so manly!!!

Izuku is just surprised that he’s having a conversation with someone his age and not being berated. This is a first in many years (give him affection)

Kiri is so excited to have made another friend! They talk for hours! In all the excitement, they forget to introduce themselves though :(

A little while into food, kiri gets a texts from one of his moms asking him to come home/where he is and he and the green lad part ways!

It’s not until both boys get home that they realize they have no way of contacting their new friend

Now, kiri does not give up. He asks people about a sad and manly green boy. He asks for months. His moms are a bit worried, but they love and support their son.

Izuku doesn’t really have anyone to ask, but he does keep a look out!

It isn’t until a bit later that they meet up at UA

So much has happened

They honestly don’t recognize each other at first, and their reconciliation is rather amusing

It’s like spider-man meme. “You’re the sad, manly green boy!” “You’re that nice kid!”

Izuku is conflicted to learn that for the past few months, kiri has thought of him as “the sad, manly green boy”

Kiri is so glad to know izuku thought he was nice despite the fact that he (accidentally) destroyed his ice cream

I like to imagine that this happened in the middle of training too, and everyone is just watching like a ping pong ball between the two

Bakugou is. Mad. Distressed. Confused.

The whole izucrew gaggle is one of my favorite MHA groups/relationships, but kirideku is literally just. THEY’RE JUST LADS. JUST LADS. THEY DESERVE SUPPORT AND HAPPINESS. THEY PROVIDE SUPPORT AND HAPPINESS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM A DUO?! WANT ANGST? THEY CAN DO THAT TOO! WANT FLUFF? VERY EASY. WHAT LADS.

All might hears the telephone version

“There was an all might ice cream bar-“

Wha? I mean, sure, but what? When was the last time he did a promo involving ice cream? Was it a knock off? (Dude has a shit ton of merch, I just think it’d be amusing if he had no idea what the fuck was going on. Poor lad)

Monoma is insufferable about it. “Class A had had students who knew each other but didn’t recognize each other for months/weeks! Class B would never do that! We know everyone in our class-“

It’s okay, we love him anyway.

Kiri and izuku are so glad to find their friend again though.

When I tell you kiri is so supportive.

Izuku’s contact name in his phone is “manly green boy”

Kiri’s contact in izuku’s phone is, “the nice kid” despite now having friends

They’re so supportive

Sorry that this is short, but I hope you liked it!!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK AND YOUR PATIENCE

[sefynarose]

okay but something i keep thinking about is the fact that mc, Rafayel, Zayne, Xavier and Sylus are currently all in the same timeline/lifetime. in the main story we’ve interacted with all four so far, and we’ve learned through their cards/myth/scenes about their past with mc and what has brought them here now. so is it not a fact that they are all SIMULTANEOUSLY pining and craving for her?! a man who betrayed a god, a man who betrayed his kingdom & people x 2, a man who?? well we aren’t sure for sylus just yet but LISTEN!! If the ending of this game is that she only chooses ONE the rest of them are fucked. they’re screwed in this lifetime and have to watch their soulmate, the love of their life go with ANOTHER. that’s absolutely insane

[yennao]

(Adult Danny Design by @nicktoonsunite because he’s neat and I Love him)

So anyway if I’m not drawing blood or teeth assume I’m dead

[ahaha-fvckjjj]

When MC gets mad at Sylus, she threatens to leave and take the kids with her, the kids being Luke and Kieran.

[thedeathdeelers]

my experience of being in this fandom since 2020

[alleyross]

zayne may or may not accidentally slip a little about his mt. eternal experience and that makes mc go nuts

so, zayne is a combat medic, which sucks, mc thinks. he’s trained, fit, his evol is deadly and he’s intelligent enough to figure out any emergency situation he sometimes willingly gets into, but it still sucks. mostly because, well, he can die any day and that won’t even be something unusual for him, since he’s out here risking his life left and right. just an ordinary stuff. his colleagues may as well just move his body aside and continue working through some heavy shift somewhere in the mountains or god knows where else, since that appears to be their modus operandi for every business day.

no, she’s not exaggerating. actually, it seems to be an understatement even. a cold grasp of anxiety takes her by the throat, as she lies down in her bed, pass midnight, while there’s no one else beside her, because zayne’s got an urgent call, conveniently escaping further interrogations after accidentally slipping about what happened to him in the mountains four years ago.

she knew nothing good happened there. in fact, there were more dead than survivors, and zayne’s got lucky, even though he never reminisced about it out loud. maybe that was one of the reasons she could manage to go about her days, not worrying that hard about him every time.

well, shit, now she can’t. what a pity. turns out, you can’t just view someone else’s job the same way knowing how extreme it can get and how deep it traumatised your beloved one. even his natural ability to restrain himself which worked a bit too well sometimes can’t fool her now, she swears. he won’t be able to toss aside this topic next time he wakes up from a nightmare. she’ll drown him in anxious tenderness and kisses and will probably cry a little. she wants to cry even now, but that’s just stupid and certainly won’t help to fall asleep. it seems like she shouldn’t wait for zayne tonight — the call seemed serious.

she tries to suppress the urge to call him as well. partially because he can be really busy right now, but also because it would be somehow hypocritical. zayne knows very well about her job. zayne himself treated majority of her battle wounds. once he quite literally bathed his hands in her blood, because her stomach wound was deeper than the pacific ocean, and he didn’t let someone else operate her.

somehow he managed to keep his sanity through this. why would she make her feelings about something that happened so long ago his problem?

she turns away from his side of bed — empty and cold — and sighs deeply. nobody’s safe giving the circumstances of their routine. wanderers are everywhere, you can’t escape them even working at flower shop. yet…

“we had to… you know. leave people where they were lying. we didn’t have any time to move bodies aside. just checked if they could be reanimated and if not, we moved on. until the operation is over. and then the next one. they lied for hours, and we stood there, trying not to look away from our own hands.”

that’s what zayne said to her, looking into the ceiling, when she asked him about his colleagues. she remembered his friend william and how he didn’t make it through that expedition. zayne didn’t mention it before, but she knew that william’s death was particularly painful for him. seems like instead of talking about william, zayne decided to pay her attention to something else. although the topic he chose wasn’t really unusual in general — she’s a hunter, after all — the second she imagined him in that place, lying dead on the ground while people around didn’t even bother to… zayne understood immediately after he took a look at her face. he took a breath to reassure her, to say something soothing, to justify things that happened to him, but no word escaped his mouth.

and in that exact moment his phone rang. then he got up, got dressed and left. the image of his dead body didn’t.

it doesn’t leave until she closes her eyes in a hollow tiredness. when she opens them again, it’s nearly dawn. zayne sits beside her, still fully dressed, still radiating cold after being outside on a december night. his hand brushes against her hair.

“hi”, he whispers.

horrible images fade away with every deem of faint orange sunlight covering his face inch by inch. the dawn breaks mercifully. she clings to his thigh and anxiety slowly leaves her body, unclenching her heart and lungs unwillingly.

“hi”, she whispers back, looking up at him. “is everything alright?”

she just hopes he has good news on him.

zayne smiles faintly.

“yes, love. it’s fine. i’m fine”

there’s no energy for further interrogation left in her body. and she’s sure there’s no energy in his body as well. so she squeezes his knee and sighs.

“i love you. let’s keep us safe, huh?”

zayne agrees without any words. his quiet “i love you too” hides in the nape of her neck a couple of minutes later, giving her a much needed solace.

[iamteamponcho]

Fuck it…Fempool and Butchverine

[spineless-lobster]

This is gonna be troy (2004) all over again and my heart can’t take it

[eau-de-reagent]

Y’all thought I was gone but I’m sticking around like a horrible disease

[whereispearlescentmoon]

(Context: Pearl is about to try and trick Gem into poisoning herself)

Cleo: They will actually kill all of us!

Pearl: It’s funny! It’s funny!

Cleo: *exasperated sigh and groan of reluctance*

Pearl: Gem! Gem!

Gem: What.

Pearl: Do you wanna eat a cobblestone wall with me?

Gem: You show me what it does first.

Pearl: You eat it with me, it’s a pact of trust!

Gem: I don’t trust you.

Pearl: That’s rude, you should trust me. It’s so much fun! Please? Please eat a cobblestone wall.

Gem: Cleo, should I trust her?

Pearl: *softly chanting yes*

Cleo: I am going to say… this is my teammate. I have to support all of their choices. You should definitely eat this wall.

Gem: I don’t trust you. I don’t trust you as far as I can throw you.

Pearl: You’re horrible Cleo, you’re supposed to support me whole heartedly. Joel, do you want to eat a cobblestone wall?

Joel: Absolutely not Pearl. I’ve seen you die twice, you’re blooming off the rails!

Gem: You’re a nutcase!

[sefynarose]

yes, Rafayel becomes a whimpering and pathetic puddle in your hands at times, but this man reaaally gives me master manipulator daddy dom vibes. you think you have him wrapped around your finger but the truth is you’re actually wrapped around his. this man has mastered the art of talking a lot yet revealing nothing. we still don’t know anything about him or his true feelings besides the small glimpses we get here and there. this man is not open nor honest with us (and that’s not inherently a bad thing!! considering what we do know of his lore, it makes sense that he’s hesitant to open up to us. all the lads are like that in a way). he likes to play games, he lets us think that we’re in control and have the upper hand but the truth is he’s always been the one with the power. he’s the God of the Sea playing with the body, heart, and mind of a mere mortal. you’ve captured his heart once, did you really think you were ever going to escape?

[nepolabotomy]

metal gear solid guns of the snake peace walking liberty phantom sons or something idk. Enjoy the shit post archive.

[chuluoyi]

i just realized… mc is “miss hunter” and xavier is “mr. hunter” 🥹 their matching nicknames are so cute 🤏🏻

[zephilyr]

spoilers for sylus new card!!!

I just finished the card story and OMGGGG, they totally did the boombayah 💖

Hands down this is my second favorite card after Sylus’s myth pair. He was soooo needy during this card, and the best thing is that MC initiated their kiss. I love my consent king sm.

Ugh, I loved their interactions when MC invited Sylus into her home, they were acting so domestic, like buying groceries together. Oh, and don’t get me started on the morning after, the familiarity and intimacy between MC and Sylus??? When he pulled her to kissed her on the car!

Great kudos to the developers and Sylus’s VA, he did an amazing job, he got me blushing so hard during the whole sequence.

My man really waited centuries to live a peaceful life with MC. 😭🤍

[moonsavior]

☆🌟Twinkle Twinkle🌟☆

[cemeterygrace]

soft launch this, hard launch that.

what if i launch myself directly into the fucking sun