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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known#I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like#‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract#also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet
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#I was gonna put big time rush but I didn’t have anymore space#mine was the beatles which is why they’re on this list even if someone tries to come at me and say they’re not a boy band. they are.
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When Mabel comes out to Stan, she’s really scared that he’s going to reject her and have an issue with it, so she’s emotional and asks him if he still loves and supports her and he’s just like “??? Kid I’ve been telling you all summer I’m one of the LBTGs” and then it’s her turn to be like “wait what??” because she thinks he had never mentioned a sexuality before, and it turns out Stan had been constantly telling the kids that he’s “ambidextrous” because he thought it meant the same thing as bisexual.
#the twins just thought he was really proud of being able to write with both hands#I like to think that he suspected that Dipper & Mabel were queer all summer but he didn’t want to force them to come out to him#so he just casually drops in being ‘ambidextrous’ so they know they’re safe with him#and it was just a misunderstanding between them#they were both genuinely confused at the others’ reaction#gravity falls#gf#stanley pines#mabel pines
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My inner artist demon vs. my inner writer demon 😵💫
#artist demon is tired#writer demon is relentless#stop coming up with ideas goddammit!!#hellaverse sona#they’re both fujoshi#my doods
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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.
#not even to mention indigenous folks#personal#delete later#obligatory I don’t like the us I’m not a patriot#but saying this is like saying us doesn’t have it’s own food#TELL ME you’ve never had soul food without telling me you’ve never had soul food#‘we’re not talking about poc Americans though white Americans have no culture’ does my Miku design look white to you.#I think that account got dusted overnight but if they’re still here I’m not surprised if they make a#qualifying backtracking ‘what I meant was’ statement#hey maybe next time if you have a point to make don’t come out the gate swinging like an asshole and yell big generalizing claims
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As someone who works w animals “animals are not mindless automatons, they actually do have feelings and individuality and are capable of feeling acute physical and emotional pain and of forming deep attachments with other animals and people” and “animals are not human infants and have a limited capacity to communicate with humans so you have to familiarize yourself with their boundaries bc if they feel threatened or overstimulated they will fall back on their basic instincts and if you fuck around you are going to find out” are statements that can and should coexist
#why is this so hard for ppl to understand#yes they’re capable of genuine love and empathy#no that doesn’t come with an endless supply of patience for human bs or a complex understanding of human motivations#bc they aren’t just here for human consumption they’re literally vibing#animal rights#animal welfare#animal care#animal exploitation
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snuck in a lil shameless self promo bc im funny & deserve it 🫶
#kept seeing shit that was so them coded#so i had to#possibly more to come#they’re just so fun to make#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#dp&w#my best bubs#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#wade wilson#logan howlett
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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As November 5th rapidly approaches I hope Jensen Ackles knows he has the opportunity to be absolutely fucking hilarious
#release the tapes#come on#idc is they’re 140p#it’s the principle of the thing#it’s about justice now#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#jackles#destiel tapes
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life changing field trip in kyoshi island
#id in at text#girls at slumber parties#u know the fact that zuko is the only gaang guy ™️ that hasn’t worn the kyoshi uniform is criminal. rotten. evil.#a slight against me personally#also it does Not rlly come across but. they’re kissing lipstick on zuko#tried and true method 200% how it’s done#trust me#alsoooooourrrrrr for those who know there’s a sequel on twitteeeeeeerrrrrrr#💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋#sokka#suki#zuko#zukki#my art
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Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.
#honestly the fact that we started en media res could even be construed as part of it#that feeling we had of being thrown into something all out of order#like. i think the fact that the team are such good improvisors is being used to hide whats happening from them#they’re so used to yes anding everything that the inconsistencies don’t pop out#anybody interested is welcome to come and join the church of quanglicanism#quanglicanism#time quangle#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fhjy theory
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They’re SO coming back.
#oh yeah they’re def coming back as poolverine I just know#happy birthday wolvie and hughie 😭🏃🏽♀️➡️#deadpool movie#deadpool and wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#twitter post#logan howlett#old man logan#wade wilson#wade x logan#poolverine
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i said on twitter if i got one like i’d draw them making out/fighting so here we are
SUGGESTIVE CONTENT UNDER CUT
i went overboard.. the toxic yaoi took me over
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#human bill cipher#billford#cw suggestive#cw blood#TOXIC YAOI BLAST#also i was too lazy to come up with an actual conflict so they’re kinda just kissing#but it probably started with bill calling ford an idiot loser baby or something#my art
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the way you draw baby stan and baby ford is absolutely adorable you really capture the wonder of the world as kids with them !!!
They’re so silly
#I’m so glad everyone likes em so much actually#they’re just such cuties but also so tragic :((#so carefree so spirited#enjoy life without the crushing weight of all that is to come#my art#ask#gravity falls#ford pines#Stanford pines#Stan pines#Stanley pines
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So Arthur actually did the thing, you know. That oh so romantic thing described in all fantasy romantic books, where the main character rips a piece of their clothing to bandage their not so lover’s wound.
So like, Arthur ripped his tunic to bandage Merlin’s bicep. And made a silly joke about it, even? “First battle wound :D.” He was so excited, and Merlin was worried about Arthur’s clothes too.
But they’re not canon, apparently, yeah, okay, fine. Believe what you want. *rolls eyes*
#come on#they’re so in love and YOU CAN’T DENY IT#STARE AT ME RIGHT IN THE EYES AND DENY IT#YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF KICKED INTO OBLIVION#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i bet merlin was giddy about it🤭👀#‘uuuuh arthur is taking care of me—NOO MUST BE A WANKER ABOUT ITTTTT’#‘HE CAN’T FIND OUT I’M SO IN LOVE WITH HIIIMMM’#‘you stink’#that’s what merlin probably said to arthur to salvage his last bit of pride
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