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[breakandbuildfiction]

Long Distance Relationship (Hell)

Danny meets Charlie when he is introducing himself as the new Ghost King to Lucifer and the two end up hitting it off and catching feelings. Unfortunately for them, Danny can’t just give up his life on Earth or his duties in the Infinite Realms and Charlie is dead set on finding a way to redeem Sinners so she has to stay in Hell. So they try and make do with Fenton-made cell phones and the occasional visit, but as Charlie’s hotel is finally opened and some of Danny’s subjects start to protest his place as King, the two find themselves resenting the fact that their other halves were always so far away.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[metfell]

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

quick reminder for everyone who hasnt seen my notice in the replies: please do not use this post as a place to put all of your really traumatic school experiences. you may only see yours, but i have the potential to see dozens of replies talking about self harm, suicide, family/pet death, etc. it would be really great of everyone to not do that to me.

also, i just hate contract grading and this post was, surprisingly, not intended to hit sixty thousand notes. if you can possibly even imagine.

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[aropride]

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[sneefsnorf]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[sleeplessv0id]

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[subterra-rose]

T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

[drops-of-universe]

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*