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the-woild-is-y-erster · 3 months ago

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soft hangster for the soul👋🙂‍↕️

#eel draws things!#top gun maverick #hangster #sereshaw #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #i am a hairy roo truther give that man arm and chest hair or i stg 💥👋#i was feeling like shit and needed to feel something so here’s sweet and soft hangster :)

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lailuhhh · 8 days ago

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Hi friendly reminder that this is what Mac looked like when he and Jack met

#we were talking about it in the Discord #and I think everyone needs to see #beCAUSE LOOK AT THEM #THAT IS HOW YOUNG MAC LOOKED WHEN JACK PUNCHED HIM #CAN YOU IMAGINE #I’m giving myself ideas with this #like imagine jack was being yelled at #and comes back into the bunks to see someone messing with his gun #and he just acts on instinct and socks him #and only after everything is done does he realize #and maybe one of the guys is like #‘damn Dalton he’s just a kid’#and then it REALLY settles in #MAN #thoughts are happening besties #anyways #lailuh speaks #macgyver #macgyver 2016

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brainrotcharacters · 2 months ago

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the next thing they'll be involved with, Logan will be drinking and gets told by a non-Wade "I'm here to save you from Deadpool" or some funny shit like that. Toss in a mention about incursions or Wade's 'higher purpose' having no place for Logan. Watch Logan laugh.

#becoming ever so fond of the idea #of Logan The Worst Wolverine being so valuable to any universe that he just can't be left in domestic peace #He could be great. he's BEEN great #an incredible man who only wants to stay at home #that's protagonist behavior #Logan would have been so settled and at peace w himself by this point #he'll negotiate first. He'll try to boil things down harmlessly #any hostiity to him can get to his and Wade's family after all #no the mother bear instinct. claws and all. they come out when Logan is forcibly taken from that universe.#idk i get giddy imagining it #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #deadpool 3 #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #logan would be drinking just for the sake of drinking btw #no particular tragedy except for maybe relapsing into depression and needing to self-regulate #but he's good #“his 'higher purpose' is protecting his friends. when he finds you sneaking around in his universe he'll tell you the same thing. trust me.#cut to “my higher purpose is being held lovingly by Thor. and protecting my friends. why are you here?”#give Logan some line like “the saving goes both ways. we're done with all that shit. walk away now”#lmao it might probably be wade who's guns first talk later then #the only time his mouth will run quicker than he can draw his weapons is if he can find opportunities to annoy somebody

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greenfrogartist · 7 months ago

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Been a while since I’ve drawn anything but guess what

A fanart! For the fic “Missing”by @zoiaeras !

Honestly it’s more of how I imagine Peter’s design to be rather than a fanart, cause usually when I do a fanart I either draw a scene or as I’ve lately been doing draw what I imagine the cover would look like (to be fair I kinda drew the breakfast scene? )

So this is more like a very small character sheets?? And the design is wrong a bit (his hair is supposed to be a bit longer but I only ingrained the choppy hair part)

Tried to keep the blue and red of his spidey suit in, but darker and paler to show the effects Gotham had on him

Honestly the fic is amazing! and the pacing is a chef kiss, and the comedy is on point for me and what I love the most about this is that it’s doing other stuff rather than just sticking to the norm of peter - Gotham crossover

Other characters are present, there is a plot being made and the characterization makes sense for the life the characters lived, and we’re even out of Gotham and introducing other superheroes to the plot like Superman and the flash and also villains like lex Luther

And what’s fun about this fic is that currently, the strongest thing Peter have is his brain, but he is still stupid outside of building stuff (I love this adorable bean)

My most favorite thing about it is probably the plot point and that things are actually happening with consequences to them that change the status que of the fic

The fic feels like a never stopping train wreck about to happen and I’m so excited to see just how big the crash will be and how sharp the debris left of it are

Honestly I can go on and on about this fic forever but that’s mean more spoiler which is a big no no

Just know that if you want a dc x peter crossover, with more justice league characters in it, this is the fic for you

#also he has freckles cause what’s better excuse to give him freckles than him being in a slightly different body?#by the way he doesn’t have a camera in the fic I know #but I wanted to have him hold something #and not just stand like a stick #also fun fact #his shoes not only is made of 30% duct tape #it’s also a signal merchandise #I would like to think he likes signal #cause he is the only day time hero in Gotham #and Spider-Man used to be a day time hero too #also nighttime occasionally but whatever #I wonder who’s his favorite bat #Damian is out already lol #but I love the beef peter have with Damian #they already act like siblings now all they need is for Bruce to get the adoption paper out of his pockets already #also did I say how much I loved the falling gun scene in the library?#absolutely hilarious #ok ok no more spoilers #guys you gotta read this #fanart #art #digital art #another fanart #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #spider man #peter parker in dc

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elvisqueso · 6 months ago

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>mfw i realize the investors of the royal trading company i hired myself out to as land-marine security have bet their entire livelihoods and dreams for the future on a doomed project and i just could not care less about any of them.

Pocahontas (1995)

#'''those boys'''' :3 #king bitch john smith #john smith #disney john smith #disney's pocahontas #disneyedit #pocahontasedit #pocahontas meta #pocahontas #disneygif #pocahontasgif #queso*gif #queso*edit #john 'cunt montague' smith saying some more out of pocket shit about his fellow englishmen #this man. fucking Hates the people he's here with #there's no way he doesn't do more than tolerate them all. he's Constantly pulling anti-social shit like this #even how he indulges thomas reads very much as 'tolerance for the kid' to me #from the settlers' perspective the revelation that Virginia has no gold is Life Ruining News #and john's response is to Laugh. the virginia company is falling apart john. and you're LAUGHING #this is a good time to remember that john's not actually there as a ''settler'' himself #HE'S not personally invested in the company. he's there to protect the investors' interests. for PAY.#he's a hired gun: his job is to make sure nobody dies too badly on this venture #and he's good at his job! he's a damn professional. he doesn't need to LIKE them to give a shit about them all surviving.#hell part of his job is working with and maintaining order among the company for RATCLIFFE #and they HATED each other on SIGHT.#pocahontas (1995)

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theinfinitedivides · 18 days ago

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new Springsteen documentary is out here giving us Bruce and Clarence crumbs in the review articles even though it comes out tomorrow bc fuck you mean i was minding my business and the author of this particular review in USA Today decides to drop in a mention about how in the docu Bruce is like 'Clarence and I, we were different parts of the same spiritual body' hello. hello what is this. what. what the fuck

#bruce springsteen #clarence clemons #ik it's giving the body of Christ and as Christ loved the church and shit and you can take the man out of the Catholics but you can't #take the Catholic out of the man but WHAT THE FUCK. this is gunning neck and neck for most devastating things i've ever #heard him say about their relationship with 'you're some kind of dream i'm having' and 'in other older times...'#i need to live. you can't just say this shit and get away with it

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mutable-manifestation · 2 years ago

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You know something I just now considered

I see a lot of "Bruce sees Danny and immediately goes adopt mode"

And I see a decent amount of "Danny sees Jason and immediately goes adopt mode"

May I humbly propose: Both.

Except Danny and Bruce clock each other and it's just

Bruce: Can't adopt my son if you are my son

Jason: Your what

Danny: Can't adopt me if we're co-parenting

Jason: If you're what???

#dpxdc #danny phantom #batfam #Batman: let me give you a home and also stop trying to steal my son I have dibs #danny: no^2 #Jason: I don't need to be adopted btw I am a whole man #Danny: shhhhhhh- have this laser gun #and also this thermos of green soup bc ur not u when ur hungry #Batman: don't-#Jason: ...neat

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arisveah · 5 months ago

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terrible awful realization

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arisveah: and the surgery scene was so much more piercing seeing it from a different angle like omg now we have the idea that he was screaming the whole time omg.

best friend: RIGHT

arisveah: (referring to a previous comment about the exposure) "nerd" okay star wars. what am i supposed to do with the knowledge that charlie was screaming for half an hour what the fuck. what do i do with that? poor boy. if he ever escapes his voice is going to be absolutely shot. and plus saying all that (referring to the horror of promoting a future sex channel with your voice and not your authority) on stream- poor man might never say anything again (if he gets out) :(

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#generation loss #genloss #slimecicle #genloss charlie #mute genloss charlie #the founders cut #u ever get such a foggy brain in public that your mouth speaks without your consent and now u said something very violating about yourself?#now imagine that its been streamed in front of thousands of people and you can’t stop your mouth despite your best efforts #and before you know it youve made promises you know youll be forced to keep #because you didnt make them the people controlling your life did #and now you just have to wrestle with the reality of keeping these promises while your legs run with a boy. you know will die #and your eyes are too heavy to tell where the camera is focusing #but youre pretty sure its already focused your butt after you were forced to eat people and you dont know what else mightve happened after #terrifying #poor fucking gl charlie slimecicle #and he thought he was in the sanctity of his home too #maybe im reading too much into it #but my heart cries for that character man #he needs a hug and a warm blanket BADLY #i will give him hot chocolate and a Gun and he will be safe forever slash platonic #i want to steal him and niki and sneeg and vinny and carry them away to a safe little house on the prairie where they learn how to be human #and they farm carrots and wheat and charlie and sneeg go vegetarian while niki joins the police force and vinny works as an accountant

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bloodblockadebattlefront · 5 months ago

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PICK YOUR POISON

#how did he get to the train in b3p chapter 1 anyway. bro was inches from unconsciousness #blood blockade battlefront #kekkai sensen #steven a starphase #i can't imagine how steven or how zapp managed learning to use their styles too. combustible blood or freezable blood...#what do you do if you burn your major blood vessels from the inside? what do you do if you give yourself internal frostbite??#permanent tissue damage. how do you clean burn wounds with no outside channel???? how did they not ever damage their heart. how #like k.k. too she could give herself a heart attack channeling electricity. or just shock herself and burn out her nerves. oh on that note #its interesting she has the only style shown where she can manipulate her blood without any contact at all #klaus and steven solidify their blood and it remains. zapp and zed need direct contact(though they seem to be able to reabsorb it)#but kk's blood is in bullets. and if she had the speed and precision to directly connect her blood to a bullet she wouldn't need guns at al #damn. i wildly digress. anyway 'black hearted man' bc frostbite necrosis haha

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irenedubrovna · 15 days ago

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Not me cheering when a teenager kills a man. Not me woo hooing when Victor starts his point of no return arc. Damn.

#but look that man needed to be shot. like just give me the gun I’ll do it #the penguin hbo #spoilers #he’s had a bad few days. someone give him a Shirley temple

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anjasitdown · 3 months ago

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I have so many Thoughts I wanna say before I move on from the Public Safety Arc. There'll be manga spoilers by the way.

To be honest, I put off watching Chainsaw Man when I heard the protagonist's sole aim in life is to... touch boobs. I thought Denji was just like any other shonen MCs with perverted tendencies. I tried watching because it was animated by Mappa, but I stayed because of Aki, Denji, and Power (and Meowy). But as I reached the ending of Public Safety Arc, I realized Denji's more complex than that.

All his life Denji was deprived of basic needs; he couldn't even afford the bare minimum. He didn't get to experience love from a parent or admiration from his peers. Denji craved so much for love and affection, but the only way he knew how to get that was through sexual intimacy with a woman. Receiving affection from friends is completely foreign to him. That's why when he and Power did that in the bathroom, Denji's like, "Wait a minute... that's it?" Deep down Denji knew there's more to love than that—there's more to affection than just touching breasts. The moment he started to realize that, Makima just had to twist his mind and turn him back to his sexual urges (screw u for that makima btw).

Throughout the whole arc, Denji continued to believe in his idea that love is just about touch and sex. He ran after women after women who fulfilled that but left him feeling hollowed because, well, they tried to kill him afterwards. It's actually entertaining to watch Denji finally gets his first kiss only to get barfed on the mouth and his second got his tongue cut off. And Makima, the woman he truly loved, not only used him but also discarded him when she got what she wanted. Most of those women don't see Denji as more than a dog. Denji is just some dumb boy who doesn't deserve the normal life he's having.

But Denji really is just some boy. But he's Aki and Power's boy. There's nothing special about him. Aki and Power know that because they looked beyond the Chainsaw—they saw Denji as he is, and accepted him. People treated Denji like a dog and no one saw his worth as a person. But not Aki and Power. Aki gave him a house, taught him and Power manners, cooked for them, and taught him how to cook. Aki treated Denji and Power as his own. And Power, as unhinged and selfish as she is (affectionate), relied so much on Denji. I think that trust taught him to be a better person. To have someone rely on you can make you feel loved and respected. That's why helping Power overcome the fear of the Darkness Devil felt so natural to him. Sleeping with her on the same bed, taking a bath together, and Power walking in on him while he's on the toilet didn't feel naughty (as Denji said). The love Denji's searching for everywhere has always been in front of him: Aki and Power.

Makima can tell Denji she fabricated everything for all I care, saying everything has been a lie and that she set it all up to destroy Denji's mind and heart. But what Aki and Power felt toward Denji was real because they were the only ones who truly loved Denji without asking for anything in return. They saw him as he is, and loved him.

My precious children 🥺🥺🥺 I'm going to miss them

#the first Thoughts I had the moment I woke up #I'm a sucker for found family especially strangers turning into siblings #i really like how the love denji's looking for is just right there in front of him cooking him dinner and playing video games with him #he doesn't need to look further and compared with makima who'd only give “affection” to denji if he does what she orders #aki and power willingly give it all for denji without asking for anything in return. their love for him isn't transactional #that's why it hits so different when power's contract is “come find me” that really made me cry fr #she's asking denji “let's be together again. let's have fun again so come find me”#and aki was willing to give up his life long goal of taking down the gun devil if it meant saving denji and power #he knew denji and power are stronger than him but he joined the mission to protect them. not to get revenge on the gun devil #aki was planning to live his remaining weeks with denji and power. if he had spoken up about that maybe the two would understand #but aki got this Older Sibling Trying Not To Burden the Younger Ones. bro if you had told them you only have weeks to live #they'd do something to help you. you're their personal chef you keep them well fed ofc they'll help you #but alas tragedy makes character develop #chainsaw man #csm spoilers

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vegaseatsass · 3 months ago

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A few hours after I sent @veliseraptor some Vegas AUs for that meme, another AU hit me which I became obsessed with and thus must now share: My Stand-In AU. Fusion? Whichever!

Pete is the tireless, hard-working, unseen power behind Kinn's action movie empire: his stand-in. The loyal guy who puts his body on the line for Kinn every day but remains invisible and uncredited for it. And that's just the way Pete likes it! Until one day, Kinn's insanely hot cousin cracks a joke about Pete's ass from behind, and this momentary unexpected attention awakens something in Pete and he starts wanting to be seeeeen. Luckily for him, Vegas appears to be... really looking? No, sorry Pete, he is actually obsessed with his cousin who hates him, and having one of his typical obnoxious, needlessly sexual (longingly sexual) comments be received with flustered joy instead of disdainful annoyance has awakened something in him. He never realized there was someone who looked so much like Kinn from behind, but when he's with Pete he can pretend Kinn actually wants him, that the affection of their childhood relationship still exists beneath all the toxicity.

Except the more Pete starts to show himself to Vegas, and connect to Vegas and see him in ways Kinn hasn't in as long as he can remember, the more Vegas inadvertently grows attached to Pete for who he is. But will he be able to communicate that to Pete once Pete finds out their relationship was originally All About Kinn? What about after he chains Pete up in his family's safehouse to keep him from breaking up with him/"choosing Kinn"?? And will this all resolve in a very psychological threeway with Kinn once he finds out his sneaky manipulative sexy little cousin has seduced his stand-in out of his service? STAY TUNED ON MY STAND-IN: LA FORTE!